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Two Pints Quotes |
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Don't you know how much babies cost? More than a Peugeot |
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I'm not being weighed like some big... haddock |
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I need to know if he fancies me, because quite frankly my late-night Sting fantasies are wearing a bit thin, it's always the same plot |
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Between your toenail collection and cat food consumption you are the most disgusting couple I've ever met |
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I dreamt about a princess who was given a box of diamonds by a handsome prince one day and the next day he gave her a bag of spit that he'd sucked out of a cow - what do you think it means? |
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