Back in 1984, a man with a mullet and a porn star moustache took to the stage and wowed the world with his beautiful melodies and song lyrics, when Lionel Richie released 'Hello'. It shot to number 1 in both the UK and the US

But is all as it seems. Is this excellent singer, the sweet, caring man  we all thought he was?
Ok, lets set the scene. Here we have a drama teacher who is trying to teach his students... or is he?
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Looking at Leo's stance here, he doesnt seem to be very focused on his class. Either his head is facing the wrong way, or his body is. How much focus can he really have?
Now this is a different story. His focus is quite intense here... but wait. This isnt class anymore. Here we find him staring at the class's blind girl. Thats not good
Moving on to the corridor, our 'teacher' seems to have taken more of a stalker approach, as he slowly follows Laura down the hall
On this occasion, hes gone back to his approach from behind. At one point, he looks as though he's trying to scare her, but her friends arrive at just the right point
Here we have two shots in quick succession, where Leo really does take the p*ss. Now he's getting closer and closer, safe in the knowledge, she cant see him
Evil man
Here, Laura has moved on to what would appear to be her dance class.
But who is there? Mr Stalker himself, has probably ditched his next class to follow Laura to a place she would be wearing a leotard.... like he didn't know
Back in his own class, he only has eyes for Laura. She would probably consider it sweet, had he not been following her everywhere
This 5 shot sequence makes my mind up for me
And then proceeds to hang up the phone, without waiting for Laura's reply
The "sensitive" Mr Ritchie asks Laura
"Hello, is it me your looking for"
Here we have young Laura reading her book in braille
Mr Richie decides to ring her in the middle of the night
Laura answers the phone
"Hello?"
I'm also a little curious as to what kind of position this is to play the piano. Does anyone think its not the piano, hes playing on. Look at this foot
You decide!!!
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