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I can make you do anything I want until I�ve forgiven you. And that's the rule of a happy couple. Dennis Thatcher made his missus run the country. The least you can do is shut up. |
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My daughter will want for nothing. She's have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but no clowns, they scare me. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world. My little Ferrari |
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I thought you kept the alcohol level in your blood too high to conceive. |
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POLICE SNIPER!!! |
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Let�s stop thinking and start drinking |
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You're not thick. You've got GCSEs. Admittedly only in Home Economics and P.E. but you know, one day somebody might want someone who can bake and do sit-ups at the same time |
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Please don't argue with me. My brain's only just about capable of stopping me farting
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Bastard Arse Pissing Moon Wank Twat |
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