Afghanistan -- Celebrating 25 years of civil war
Argentina -- Where everyone has a chance to be president...literally.
Australia -- 9 out of 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world can't be wrong.
Bosnia -- The official entrance to hell since 1991.
Canada -- We needed a slogan, eh. So Joe thought this one up. Canada, it's not just moose and bad beer, eh... we've got trees and the world's best hockey players.
China -- Communism is the best! Don't believe us?! We'll run you over with tanks!!
Cuba -- Not all of us have defected...yet.
Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?
Iceland -- Oh don't mind us, we do nothing at all.
Mexico -- Reclaiming the South-Western United States one border jumper at a time.

North Korea -- We're one big (un)happy family.
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Philippines -- Come for the scenery, stay till your ransom is paid.
Saudi Arabia -- Religious fanatics, terrorism, and fat tyrants in bathrobes who run the country. What's not to love?
Serbia -- We like diversity. It provides training for our soldiers.
South Korea -- The first one who says something about us eating dogs gets a punch in the nose.
Syria - We see a friend, you see a terrorist.
Switzerland -- So neutral it hurts...or it doesn't...we don't care.
Zaire -- 25 revolutions in 10 years and we're still going strong!
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Tickets to Brittney Spears concert: $54
Ski/Hockey Mask: $14-75
A dozen Eggs: $3
Egging America's pop-princess: Priceless
These courtesy of Rachel Moose
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." -Chris Rock
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zeppelin took the blues and injected it with satanism, horniness, and light-speed guitars, the result became heavy metal. -Allie Seal
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"Hott girls are cool" - Bryant
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