| THIS IS THE PAGE WHERE I KEEP MY NON SKATING STUFF |
| SEXIEST MONKEY EVER |
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| LONGEST NECK EVER |
| TOP 10 SUMO PICK UP LINES |
| (10) THEY CALL ME 'DON JUNA IN DIAPER'. (9) I'M A 400 POUND HUNK OF BURNIN LOVE. (8) LETS ENJOY THE TRADITIONAL JAPANESE OF GETTING IT ON. (7) WANNA WRASSLE? (6) I MAY LOOK TUBBY, BUT I GOT AN ASS LIKE A JACKHAMMER (5) PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE A YOUNG PAUL NEWMAN (4) WANNA DO IT WITH A FAT GUY. (3) IM 3 PERCENT MUSCLE 50 PERCENT FAT AND 100 PERCENT SEX MACHINE (2) YOU CAN BE ON TOP (1) I'VE GOT MOUNT FUJI IN MY PANTS |
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