[On the last Episode of The Dewster we seen The Dew at a Tavern� drinking. Ok, so it�s not exactly what it sounds like. He was only drinking a Pepsi. But he was in a Tavern and he was drinking. So I�m not exactly lying but then again I�m not exactly telling the whole story either, am I? But I�m not here to give facts. I�m here to tell the story the way I see it; it just happens my vision is a bit more skewed than most. Anyway The Dew was in a Tavern talking with the Bartender and it appeared that The Dew was more worried about his Un-Canadian like partner and his pool blowing up ways then he was of his upcoming opponents and what they may have in store for him and his partner, he seems to be so worried about. ]

[Also on the last episode of The Dewster. Someone had ran into the Tavern yelling that someone�s car had been ran over by a run away Monster Truck. It just happens that the someone was The Dew himself. Was it really his car? Was it really an accident? Or yet was it just another Un-Canadian conspiracy to drive the Canadian One back home across the border to the country which he loves so much? All this and more on the next Episode of The Dewster. So stay tuned for the next Episode, right after the following advertisement.]

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The scene opens to the outside of the Tavern seen in the last Episode of The Dewster. The Dew is seen standing next to what appears to be the remains of a crushed car. Standing all around the scene are bystanders who appear to be pointing, talking, and some even trying to get at the scrap heap Dewey would have called his pride and joy. Just off to Dewey�s left stands a Police Officer holding a black note book and a pen. The Officer appears to be jotting down notes and talking to The Dew. A few other Police Officers seem to be walking around and joking about the current incident, really not doing much of anything.

Police Officer: Ok, tell me again what happened?

The Dewster: (Somewhat hysterical) WHAT HAPPENED!!! SOMEONE CRUSHED MY POOR BETSEY!!!

The Police Officer takes off his sunglasses, which he folds and places in his shirt pocket, that were covering his eyes from the midday sun.

Police Officer: Please, calm down, you being upset isn�t going to help anything.

The Dewster: Calm down! Have you Un-Canadian Officers of the law have no sense? (Pointing at the junk heap.) My poor Betsey has just been crushed. And you, what are you doing? Your just standing here asking me nonsense questions I have NO Canadian answers too. And you tell me to calm down, to remain calm, to speak calmly, and to give you the details of what happened. I can tell you what happened. Someone ran over my beautiful, just sitting here innocently, Betsey with a stolen Monster Truck, which you guys can�t seem to find. How hard could it be to find a missing Monster Truck anyway? I mean it is bigger than your normal car? Or do you Un-Canadians down here in Un-Canadian land not know that?

The Police Officer stands by aimlessly as The Dewster rants and raves about his car and the missing Monster Truck. Apparently the Officer is use to people like The Dew. As if this sort of thing happens all the time? But apparently this Officer has never dealt with a Canadian before, cause it�s not over by a long shot. Or The Dew ain�t Canadian.

Police Officer: Could you please tell me where you were before, during, and after this incident occurred?

The Dewster: Before? Before my Betsey was destroyed? I was sitting in that there Tavern having a Pepsi. (Pointing towards the Tavern.)

Police Officer: Do you have someone who could verify this, Sir?

The Dewster: Would I be Canadian if I didn�t? The Bartender that served me the Pepsi seen me sitting there and seen me run out.

The Police Officer instructs one of the other Officers to go check out The Dew�s story with the Bartender.

Police Officer: Ok, where were you during the incident?

The Dewster: By Canadian! You Un-Canadian Officers of the law aren�t so smart are you? I mean if I was in the Tavern before. If I were you, which thank Canada I�m not, I�d assume that�s where I was when the incident took place.

Police Officer: I�m the law. I don�t assume anything. Only facts� Nothing but the facts.

The Police Officer instructs another Officer to head into the Tavern after the first one and verify The Dew�s story of being in the Tavern during the incident.

Police Officer: Now, where were you after the incident?

The Dew growing tired of the Officer�s stupid questions begins to rant and rave again.

The Dewster: You bloody Un-Canadian! Don�t you know while you�re here wasting valuable Canadian time that the Un-Canadian buffoon who destroyed my poor Betsey is getting away with MURDER!!! He killed my Betsy for Canadian sake. You should be out with a Swat Team, call the FBI, the CIA, the IRS, the Secret Service, the Men In Black. Somebody, anybody, you can�t let whoever did this get away with doing this to a Canadian. You know the Canadian government would be upset if you let an Un-Canadian get away with this! By Canadian I have the Canadian mind to call them this very Canadian minute. I�m sure they�d send a Canadian Mountie down here to take care of your Un-Canadian job. You know Canadians take care of their own.

The Police Officer had remained calm throughout The Dewster�s rant until he had mentioned the Canadian Mounties.

Police Officer: Why you ungrateful Canadian prick! Don�t you ever threaten me with a Canadian Mountie again. Do you here me?

Just as the Police Officer says this his Sergeant over hears and walks over rather briskly.

Sergeant: Is everything alright?

The Dewster speaks up before the Police Officer has a chance to say anything.

The Dewster: I have the Canadian mind to sue this so called Police Department!

Police Officer: Why you ungrateful�

The Sergeant grabs the Police Officer by the arm causing him to be quiet.

Sergeant: (Talking to the Police Officer.) Officer! (He snaps at the young Officer before talking to The Dew.) And just what is the problem?

The Dewster: This so called Officer is being prejudice towards Canadians! He has no bloody respect for those with Canadian blood running through their veins. I don�t have to take this, I�m Canadian!

The Sergeant motions for the Police Officer to go over towards the heap of junk and to stand guard and keep any bystanders from interfering with official Police business.

Sergeant: Don�t worry about him. Now can you tell me what happened?

The Dewster: What happened! What happened! Is this all you bloody Un-Canadians can do! Is ask what happened. Are you or are you not going to catch the buffoon who killed my Betsey?

Sergeant: THERE WAS A PERSON IN THAT CAR!!!

The Dewster: What are you out of your Un-Canadian mind? There was no person in that car. At least there better not have been no Un-Canadian in that car.

Sergeant: Then who�s Betsey?

The Dewster: Betsey�s my car� Or um� Was my car�

The Sergeant calms down once he realizes nobody was hurt. Just some Canadians car. No big deal should be done here in fifteen then he can have a smoke, grab lunch, and head back to the Office to sit behind his desk for the remainder of the day.

Sergeant: Ok, here�s what we�re going to do. We got your statement. You didn�t see the incident, you didn�t get here till the incident was over, you didn�t get a look at the driver, and you have no idea who did this. Right?

The Dewster: Uh� Yeah, that�s pretty much it. So you going to go catch that Un-Canadian Betsey killer now?

Sergeant: Yeah� Right after lunch. If we don�t catch him before time to go home we�ll let you know something.

The Dewster: What in the name of Canada do you mean? Let me know something! That�s it? Nothing else? You ain�t going to go get your whirly bird and fly around the city looking for that Monster Truck?

Sergeant: Sir, I don�t know where your getting this Monster Truck stuff at. We haven�t had no calls about no stolen Monster Truck.

The Dewster: But� But� That kid that came�

Sergeant: We�ll let you know something.

With that the Sergeant walks off as a wrecker pulls up and begins loading up what�s left of The Dewster�s car to haul it off to the nearest scrap yard.

The Dewster: (Mumbles to himself.) How�s a Canadian to get home?

[It appears as though nothings going to be done about The Dew�s car, poor Betsey. It also appears that the last thing on old Dewey�s mind is his upcoming match with Angel Dawson and Apollyon the Destroyer. But then again the Hazard card has been up since yesterday and neither one of them seem to worried about the match either. As XwC television on Fox hasn�t had no interviews with them lately. Then again perhaps The Dew isn�t the only one having a bad week. Perhaps, someone else�s car has been crushed? Then again maybe Angel and Apollyon ain�t worried none about a Canadian and an Enforcer. Well, till next time this has been the Canadian Network bringing you another exciting Episode of The Dewster.]