[In case for some strange unexplainable reason you happened to have missed Hazard last night on Fox, that�s 8pm/7pm CST, then let me give you a recap of part of the show. By Canadian luck Dewey�s name was one of four names which were drawn out of a fish bowel to see who would face off in a Triad Legendary Tag Team Championship Qualifier match. And it just happened to work out that Dewey�s tag team partner�s name ended up being none other than �The Enforcer� Stone Devane. How is The Dew going to react to this? And can The Dew find it within himself to tag up with an Un-Canadian? What about The Dew�s and Devane�s opponents? How will The Dewster acknowledge them? This next week should be very entertaining to watch and not for just Canadians either.]

The scene opens up outside an old run down looking building. A sign is nailed to the side of the building next to the entrance which reads, The Broken Down Tavern, broken down is right. As the camera heads towards the door and goes into the shady looking building we find that the inside isn�t nearly as run down as the outside. A jukebox sits off in a far corner playing some unknown country song about a dead dog, a cheating wife, and a broken down truck. A few people are scattered throughout the Tavern, some playing pool, two different card games going on at different tables, and then your other people sitting up on the bar having a drink or two or more. This is where we find none other than The Dewster sitting.

The Dewster: Excuse me, bartender.

An older balding man walks over towards The Dew.

Bartender: Can I get something for you sonny boy?

The Dewster: Yeah, how�s about a Mae West and a Pepsi?

Bartender: I can get you the Pepsi. But what in the tar nations is a Mae West?

The Dewster: Have you no Canadian sense? Have you never had a Mae West? You Un-Canadians miss out on some of Canada�s finest things. Don�t you people ever take Vacations? What�s the matter with you Un-Canadians? It�s similar to what you folks down here in Un-Canadian land would call a Ring Ding.

Bartender: Sorry but we don�t have no Mae West here.

The Dewster: Fine, how about some Poutine. Everyone has had Poutine. (pron. poo-TEEN)

The Bartender gives The Dew one of those what are you talking about looks.

Bartender: You�re not from around these here parts are you feller?

The Dew huffs and taps his fingers on the counter looking as though something is rather bothering him. The Bartender reaches under the counter and pulls out a glass. Then pours The Dew that Pepsi he had asked about earlier.

Bartender: Here ya go young feller.

The Dew picks up the glass and takes a sip after which he makes one of those refreshing sounds.

The Dewster: Thanks.

The Bartender stands there looking at the somewhat and unusually quiet Dew.

Bartender: You got something on your mind there young feller.

The Dew sighs as he looks up at this older man who seems to care about what�s on a Canadians mind.

The Dewster: Now that you mention it I do. You wouldn�t believe the week I�ve had.

Bartender: Try me sonny boy.

The Dew takes a deep breath before unloading all of his problems on this old man.

The Dewster: Well, since you asked. It all started when I tried to get signed by the XwC, that�s a wrestling organization in case you didn�t know. Well, you know what happened? I got thrown out of the building. Then I got handcuffed later when I went back. Then some bloody Un-Canadian Security Officer taped over the only VHS tape I had of me wrestling. For what you ask? For an Un-Canadian cartoon that�s for what. So finally when all of that was said and done and I was asked to show up at Hazard, XwC�s weekly televised show in case you didn�t know, I got the worst news I�ve had since my dog, Fritz, ran off with the neighbors dog, Susie, and had a whole litter of pups.

Bartender: Is that right?

The Dewster: That�s right it�s worse than a litter of Canadian bastard pups. Jayson Phoenix, the owner of XwC, in case you didn�t know drew names form a fish bowel. No, I know what your thinking, there was no fish in that there bowel. Anyway he drew four names from that fish bowel and the four names would form two teams which would compete next week on Hazard. The winners of course go on to the next Triad PPV and face off for the Triad Legendary Tag Team Championships.

Bartender: So you get a shot at Tag Team gold? Where�s the problem at sonny boy?

The Dewster: The problem you ask? The problem is Phoenix has no bloody Canadian sense. Because of that Un-Canadian buffoon my so called tag team partner is a pool cleaner. And not your average everyday Canadian pool cleaner either. One of those Un-Canadian pool cleaners that blow your darn pool up, up into smoke I say. You know in Canada you�d be locked up and the key thrown away for committing such an Un-Canadian act. But down here in Un-Canadian land they call it Entertainment. Strange place this is this Un-Canadian land.

Bartender: You mean you have to team up with The Enforcer?

The Dew looks at the Bartender as if he�s half crazy.

The Dewster: The Enforcer you say? No, we must be thinking of two different Devane�s. My partner is that bloody Un-Canadian �The Pool Cleaner� Stone Devane.

Bartender: I believe your confused. The Pool Cleaner and The Enforcer are the same.

The Dewster: The same you say? What in the Un-Canadian is this guy? A Pool Cleaner, The Enforcer? He must be like Old Man Thomas that use to live down the block from me. You see Old Man Thomas was married to this hideous woman so he worked two jobs so he�d never have to go home to her. Old Stone must be married to a hideous woman? Perhaps an Un-Canadian? I�ll have to see if I can find him a nice Canadian woman for him to settle down with.

Bartender: I don�t think you�ll have to worry about this Devane guy. I�ve seen him in action he�s not half bad.

The Dewster: He�s cleaned your pool too?

The Bartender shakes his head wondering just how many times this guy�s mom dropped him on his head when he was a child.

Bartender: I meant inside a wrestling ring?

The Dewster: I sure hope he�s a better wrestler than he is a pool cleaner. Better yet, I�m glad my pool is up in Canada. I�d hate for him to notice it needs cleaning.

Bartender: I don�t think he�s a full time pool cleaner. It was a stipulation of a match he had with Joe Max Ontario which he ended up losing.

The Dewster: Just Un-Canadian great! Not only am I forced to team up with a bloody Un-Canadian loser but an Un-Canadian who�s the worst pool cleaner not just in XwC but in all of Un-Canadian land as well. This week couldn�t get any worse.

Just as The Dew says this a man comes running into the Tavern yelling.

Yelling Man: Whoever drives a blue Ford Grand Marquis better get outside quick. A stolen Monster Truck just ran over and totaled your car.

The Dew jumps up and runs towards the exit.

The Dewster: (Yelling) MY CANADIAN MADE CAR!!!

[Looks like The Dew�s week has just gotten worse. First he�s almost arrested then he�s teamed with an Un-Canadian and now someone has just steam rolled his beloved Canadian Made Ford Grand Marquis, Betsy. Looks like The Dew just might wish he was back in Canada away from all of this Un-Canadian madness. Looks like we�ll have to wait and see what Stone Devane thinks of his Canadian partner. To me this looks like a team destined to fail� Could it be an Un-Canadian conspiracy to ruin the good standing of a Canadian? Or could it be the best thing to happen to The Dew? After all he could become a Legendary Tag Team Champion. How Canadian Great is that?]