[The last time we seen our Canadian Monarch, The Dew, he was being dragged out of the XwC Corporate Headquarters against his Canadian will by two Security Officers, who obviously don�t know how to treat a True Canadian. Surely The Dewster won�t take this like an Un-Canadian and give up all hope of achieving his ever present desire of wrestling in the XwC. But how does a Canadian to go about getting himself seen by Talent Scouts whom he can�t convince some second rate Receptionist to let him see? And what about that Receptionist? Did you see the slightest hint of lust in her eyes for The Dew? I, being nothing but the lowly voice behind that which is known as DeweyMania, may have seen something where there was really nothing at all but my gut tells me differently.]

[We now take you to the newest Episode of The Dewster on the Canadian Network. Keep in mind that the beginning of Episode 2: A Canadian Payoff has been previously edited due to graphic Un-Canadian like behavior portrayed by the Security Personnel who viciously and heinously dragged The Dew from the XwC Corporate Headquarters.]

[For those of you wishing to see Episode 2 in it�s full unedited state please find your nearest Un-Canadian Station.]

The scene opens to a rather small room full of monitors. We see shots of hallways, doors, parking garages, elevators, and many other places located inside the XwC Headquarters. Watching the monitors is none other than one of the two Security Officers who had very forcefully tosses Dewey from the building earlier in the day. The only difference is he don�t have a Canadian in his hand at the moment, just a chocolate cream filled doughnut. His attention is diverted as the door opens to the Security room and in walks another Security Officer, with a box of doughnuts.

Security Officer 2: Fresh box.

Security Officer 1: It�s about time. I was just about to finish off the last box.

As the two Security Officers continue to talk the view of the camera begins to slowly pan towards one of the Security monitors. As the camera zooms in it looks as though two individuals are standing outside one of the Corporate side doors and of course neither Security Officer notices as their to busy eating cream filled doughnuts. The two figures on camera look to be having some kind of conversation. Slowly the black and white monitor fades into a colored scene as we realize that one of the individuals is none other than our beloved Canadian Dewey Smarts and the other appears to be a lowly house cleaning woman. And what�s this Dewey is trying to hand the woman something.

The Dewster: Just take this and put it on the desk on the eighteenth floor in room 318... Or was it 317... No, no it was 318.

The older Mexican woman shakes her head feverishly and replies in her broken English.

Cleaning Lady: Me no can do.

The Dewster: Sure you can. Look here take the tape.

Dewey clutches the woman�s hands around what appears to be a VHS tape. Then pulls out his wallet and takes out a few bills. He then places them in the Cleaning Lady�s other hand as her eyes grow wide with a look of shock.

Cleaning Lady: Me no take money.

The Dewster: For the love of everything Canadian. Woman, have you no Canadian sense!

Cleaning Lady: Me no Canadian.

The Dewster: Thank everything Canadian for that. Look, just take the money, take the tape and place it on a desk simple enough, no?

The Cleaning Lady looks at Dewey, then at the VHS tape, and then at the money Dewey had placed in her hand. She appears as though she�s trying to decide whether or not this is a good idea. But have you ever heard of a Canadian having a bad idea, yeah me either.

Finally and somewhat reluctantly the Cleaning Lady shakes her head then says something in Mexican.

The Dewster: (As if he understood.) Yes, that�s all you have to do.

The cleaning lady then turns towards the open door and begins walking towards it. Just before she enters the building she tosses the VHS tape into a nearby trashcan then continues on her way into the building.

The Dewster: For the love of Canada! My tape!

Dewey then realizes something else.

The Dewster: For the love of Canada! My money!

Dewey rushes off towards the trashcan and pulls the tape from it�s pits of contaminated Un-Canadian garbage. Dewey then realizes that the woman had went back into the building but she had also left the door wide open. How very Un-Canadian nice of her, so Dewey thought.

Dewey so innocently strolls into the door which brings him into some unknown hallway. Before him stands a wooden door and to his left are two sets of stairs one going down the other going up. Strange Dewey comes to a figurative fork in the road. As Canadians always take the right path� no I didn�t mean the right path. I meant the right handed path. But then it may have narrowed his choices but he still has to decide downstairs or upstairs. Dewey decides he needs to go up sooner or later� might as well be later as he heads downstairs. Does this not defeat the purpose of getting to the eighteenth floor?

As Dewey strolls down the stairs he begins to think of how great things will be once he�s on the XwC roster. All the other Un-Canadians becoming jealous for after all only a true Canadian can be an Icon in this industry. Only a true Canadian could ever become the best this industry has to offer. And only a true Canadian could capture the hearts and imagination of a nation stuck on boring Un-Canadian talent that happens to fill the spaces of the XwC roster.

As Dewey dreams of the great things that are sure to happen to a Canadian he loses his balance and trips (of course) over his own two feet. As he falls carelessly down the stairs the view audience hears Dewey in a not so Canadian tone.

The Dewster: I�ll be Canadiannnnnn!!!

As Dewey finally bounces his head off the bottom step he sits up as he notices what appears to be little birdies flying around his head. The next thing he knows a pair of feet are standing before him and attached to those feet are a Security Officer.

Security Officer: What are you doing in here?

The Dewster: (Gulps) Falling down stairs.

Hey, a Canadian couldn�t lie could he?

The Security Officer grunts as he grabs Dewey by the shirt and lifts him up.

The Dewster: Get your Un-Canadian hands off me! Have you no Canadian respect? You Un-Canadian Security Officer.

Security Officer: And just tell me what the difference is between an Un-Canadian Security Officer and a Canadian Security Officer?

The Dewster: About a ten cent badge and a box of eatable underpants.

The Security Officer looks at Dewey as if he had lost what mind he had left from bouncing his head off the bottom step. The Security Officer then pulls out handcuffs and slaps them on the wrist of an unsuspecting Dewey.

The Dewster: What in the Canadian Hell are you doing?

The Security Officer then takes out his radio.

Security Officer: 108 to base� yeah I have the Perp in custody.

The Dewster: Perp? I�m not a Perp. I�m Canadian! (He shakes his head side to side as he says this as if can�t you people recognize a Canadian when you see one?)

To be Continued�

[That�s all the time we have for today folks. Don�t fear another episode of The Dewster will be coming to the Canadian Network every soon. What will happen with Dewey? Will he ever get a chance to wrestle in XwC? And exactly what was on that VHS tape? We�ll find this out and more on the next Episode of The Dewster.]