| Chapter 4- I know u did it last summer? The next morning in the boys room the phone was ringing off the hook, and frankie was snoring like a buzz saw. Greg- would someone shut-up that noise!.....he yelled into his pillow. Jesse- which one?....frankie or the phone.....he said w/ his eyes closed. Greg- both...he moaned as he rolled over. Jesse- ugghh!!!...that phone is sooo annoying...someone get it...he looked around the room..."hey chris, get the phone"...he yelled figuring he was asleep. Chris- get it urself asshole....he said with his eyes still closed. Jesse- r u awake?......he said in confusion. Chris- no...he said sarcastically....i always carry on conversations in sleep.....he said rolling his eyes. Jesse- good...maybe u could carry on a conversation with the person on the stupid phone....he said laughing as if he'd just made a hilarious joke. Chris- dude...ur so retarded! Greg- ur both retarded!....he said into his pillow. Chris- shut-up!...at least i don't snore! Greg- i don't snore!....frankie does! Jesse- someone get the damn phone!....h escreamed at the top of his lungs...which woke up matt. Matt- what r u dorks screaming about!....he screamed. Greg- no one will get the stupid phone!!!....he screamed.....then everyone looked at frankie, who was still sound asleep, snoring, and had a goofy smile on his face. Greg- ok how can anyone sleep through that!....he yelled. Chris- i have no idea!......"Frankie! wake up"!!! He didn't move. Matt- don't u just wanna smack him!... Jesse- why? Matt- b/c he's jus laying there all goofy looking. Jesse- ur right!...i kinda do! Greg- maybe frankie should get the phone!.....he grumbled. Chris- i know...let him get it...where here fighting..and he's just lying there....sleeping. Matt- i have an idea!....one of us gets the phone...and we put it up to frankies mouth.....he said laughing. Chris- i'll get the phone!...volunteered. He ran over to the phone, and picked it up, and put it on frankies face. Frankie(still asleep)began talking- (snore)...oh chelsea...(snore)....ur breaths so warm (snore), (snore) Everyone started laughing hystarically. They were so busy laughing they didn't even bother to see who was on the phone. Then they heard a voice on the phone, they strained to hear who it was. Jesse- wait....that voice sounds so familiar.... They all listened. voice on phone- u guys!..it's me chelsea! Chris- oh shit!....he grabbed the phone off frankie's face. Chris- hey chels!.....he said cheerfully. Chels- was that frankie?.... Chris- what?...no,no,no!!...that was the tv...yeah!...it was a movie! Chels- i thought u was it was a tv.... Chris- it was.....a movie on tv!....he said thinking quickly. chels-oh......really..... it sounded like frankie.... Just then there was a knock on the door. Chris opened the door, and continued talking into the phone, not seeing who he had just opened the door for. (if u haven't gotten it, chels, katie, an dshawna were @ the door, now standing in the doorway). Chris-yeah it really was!....frankies's not even here right now. The other guys had saw the girls in the door way and tried to get chris to shut-up. Greg- um chris?.... Chris- not now. Matt- but chris?... chris- shut-up i think the retards buying it. Jesse- chris!.... chris- one sec....lemme ust get rid of her. chels- get rid of who? chris- oh hi!...he said in a nervous high-pitched voice...how'd u guys get here so fast!......he said looking @ the phone. chels- we were calling from the elevator.. chris- how convienent. Next Page |