| The Twelve Days of Christmas. On the Twelth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me 12 blown out circuits 11 damaged diskettes 10 disk drive lockouts 9 burnt out fuses 8 worthless printouts 7 system resets 6 I/O spams 5 blank cassettes 4 garbled SAVE's 3 loose plugs 2 keyboard bounces And a glitch on the video screen. And here's another one: The computer's 12 days of Christmas. On the Twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 12 plotters plotting 11 printers grinding 10 punches jamming 9 nixies blinking 8 drums a spinning 7 screens a scrolling 6 mice a clicking 5 write rings 4 coding sheets 3 punch cards 2 paper tapes and a cartridge in a P.C |