| Scene 46 � Mitchell vs. Kyle (Kyle driving over to lair. He left Johnny Jihad at the garage) Kyle: Okay, Kyle. You are now Mitchell Rickelstein� remember that! (Drives up to lair, parks a bit down the road, sneaks into lair, hides behind a plant and sees both Veronica and Tiffany walking downstairs looking satisfied� runs upstairs looking for Mitchell) Kyle: So! You�re this Mitchell Rickelstein I�ve been hearing so much about. I thought we were supposed to look alike. I don�t see the resemblance. Mitchell: What the hell are you talking about? Who are you? What are you doing here? Kyle: It�s me� Kyle Blaze. I do believe you were looking for me. Mitchell: Oh shit. Kyle: Shit indeed, Mitchell� shit indeed. Mitchell: You know, Detective Herlock Sholmes is down there waiting for you. Kyle: Oh I know all right. I know all about you guys trying to arrest me. Well, it�s not going to work. Mitchell: Why not? Kyle: Well, I know how everything happens� If I can build a time machine I think I�m smart enough to avoid a trap. Mitchell: (Kyle takes out gun) Holy crap. Kyle: Yeah, holy crap is right� now go into that closet! (Mitchell walks into closet, Kyle locks him in there) Okay� now what? Scene 47 � Death to the Villains (Everyone downstairs) Tiffany: I wonder what happened to Mitchell. Everyone: Yeah. Jeremiah: I wonder what happened to Kyle. Everyone: Yeah. Julius: I wonder what happened to my grits I was eating this morning. Cornelius: Yeah� That was some good grits. Veronica: Well, I�m going to go check on Mitchell to see if everything is all right. Everyone: Okay. (Walks up stairs to find Kyle Blaze in bedroom, planning his next move) Veronica: Mitchell? Kyle: No, no, no� It�s me. Kyle Blaze. Veronica: Oh shit. Kyle: Yeah, well I don�t have much time� get in the closet with �lover boy� over there. (Veronica forced into closet) Now it is time to kill your friends� tootles. (Walks downstairs with gun tucked safely away) Cornelius: Now what I don�t understand is, if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him? Julius: Very interesting� very interesting indeed. Tiffany: Mitchell! (Is excited about seeing him again after long absence, runs over to him to give a quick kiss) Kyle: Mitchell?� Oh right, I�m Mitchell. Tiffany: Are you okay? Kyle: Yes, I�m more than okay� I�m spectacular. Tiffany: Weren�t you wearing different clothes before? Kyle: Yeah, I changed. Tiffany: Okay, so what happened to Veronica? She went up looking for you. (Kyle shrugs shoulders) Jeremiah: (once again under heavy trance) Master� it is you� All your base are belong to us. Julius and Cornelius: What in the hell? (Tiffany looking worried... everyone figuring out that this is Kyle, not Mitchell) Tiffany: (scared, backs away) You�re not Mitchell. Kyle: (pulls out gun, points it at Tiffany) How�d you know? Detective: Oh shit. (Seconds later, Kyle shoots and kills detective) Kyle: Who�s next? Timmy: Boss! It�s good to see you! (Kyle shoots Timmy) All I wanted was to �give you the time.� (Dies) Kyle: Who�s next? (Jeremiah, while under a trance, breaks free of ropes and tries to get with Tiffany. Tiffany pushes Jeremiah into Kyle. Kyle accidentally shoots self.) Ahhh Crap! Cornelius: Damn. Kyle: Crap! Julius: Damn. Kyle: My plan� My beautiful plan� gone� Where did I go wrong? Was I too greedy? Asking for too much too quickly from sidekicks who aren�t smart enough to microwave cheese� Well, I guess history can�t be changed, no matter what you do, everyone is destined for some certain things� I even brought a part of the future back here with me to take over the world. Where did I go wrong? Someone is going to need to take Johnny Jihad back to July 24, 2012. He doesn�t belong here� I see that now� Mitchell should do it� have him pretend to be me to get him back. (Shortness of breath starting. people lean in closer to Kyle because he is getting quieter) I have instructions for the time circuits in the� in the� in the glove compartment. I also have directions back to where Johnny Jihad is at in the glove compartment� � Bam� you�ve got genital diabetes.� (Dies) Cornelius: Huh� Julius: Damn. Jeremiah: Whoa, what just happened� What�s up with all the dead people all around here. Tiffany: The spell� it�s broken! Julius: Hey Tiffany, do you think the spell he put on Veronica is gone too? Tiffany: I don�t know� Let�s go find Mitchell and Veronica! (Everyone runs upstairs) Cornelius: You guys, Kyle Blaze is dead! The world is saved! Veronica: Hey! I�m not hot for you anymore, Mitchell! The spell must have been broken. Mitchell: Huh� So, how did this all happen? Julius: Well, Kyle shot down the Detective and Timmy the Talking Termite� I liked that little dude� yeah, so he killed them, then Jeremiah here tried to molest Tiffany, but Tiffany pushed him into Kyle, and Kyle accidentally shot himself in the process. Mitchell: My Tiffany? (People nod heads, Mitchell punches Jeremiah) There we go. That should do it. Jeremiah: Owwww� That really hurt. Mitchell: Ha� yeah. Julius: Oh, Mitchell! Kyle said that he brought some villain or something from the future. It�s at his garage� His time machine is out front and the instructions for the time circuits and directions to the garage where he left this guy are in the glove compartment. Mitchell: You want me to send him home? Julius: Well, you do look like him� He might think you�re Kyle Blaze. Mitchell: True, true� Well, I�m gonna go then. Time to send the villain home Tiffany: Be careful! When you get back, go to Jeremiah�s� we�ll all be there. Scene 48 � Back to the Future (Arrives at garage) Mitchell: All right Johnny Jihad, put your shoes on. It�s time to go back. Johnny: Back where? Mitchell: Back to the future! Johnny: What about taking over the world? Mitchell: Oh, well I realized I can do this without you� I want the world for myself. No hard feelings. Johnny: Ahhh (Seinfeld wave) (both get in car, Mitchell drops Johnny off by the clock tower, goes back to present time, arrives at Jeremiah�s place where everyone is hanging out) Mitchell: I�m back! Johnny Jihad is back in the year 2012! Everyone else: Yeah! Veronica: So Tiffany, are you coming back to work with me? Tiffany: I don�t know� But I�m sure as hell not going back to Jeremiah�s band! Jeremiah: Dammit! Tiffany: Can I be in your band, Mitchell? Mitchell: Can you play an instrument? Tiffany: Oh I can play an instrument all right ;-) Mitchell: Solid Jeremiah: Hey, Mitchell� I just thought of something. Mitchell: What�s that? Jeremiah: Umm� I think we missed the battle of the bands contest. Mitchell: (Looks at watch) That was today? Jeremiah: Yeah� Mitchell: Ahh crap! THE END |