| Scene 36 � No One�s Home (Looking for people) Cornelius: JEREMIAH!!! JEREMIAH!!! WHERE ARE YOU, YOU DAMN FOOL?!? Mitchell: Look, over there, I see something� it looks like a note. Julius: Yeah, I see it too! Cornelius, what does it say? Cornelius: Why do I always have to read the note!?! You never read the note! Julius: You�re holdin� it! Cornelius: Solid� �Taken Jeremiah, Tiffany, and Veronica to my lair, Muwahaha. �The Next Ruler of the World� Julius: Oh my God! Mitchell: Indeed Cornelius: What are we goin� to do? Julius: What do you think, idiot!?! Cornelius: (nods head) Let�s roll! Scene 37 � Return to HQ 2 (Back at lair) Kyle: There, that should hold you! Jeremiah: What about me? Kyle: You will come with me� Muwahaha Veronica: Mmmhmhmhmdfgejhger (gagged) Timmy: Gobalsh? Kyle: Shut up, you! (Jeremiah walks into room with Kyle) Kyle: Stare into the lenses! See how they are dark, and evilish? Doesn�t that want to make you take over the world? Jeremiah: Yesssss� Kyle: PERFECT! Someone who can keep a look out �til I get back� Now, I must go� Jeremiah: Crush� Kill� Destroy� Scene 38 � 3some (Arrive at lair) Mitchell: Is this the place? Cornelius: I think so� It sure does look like a lair. Julius: Yeah, you�re right. It does. Come on, let�s go check it out. Cornelius: (attempts to open door) It�s locked! Mitchell: Hold on, let me handle this� (takes out tools to pick locks from his pocket� Julius and Cornelius are shocked) What? Always be prepared, right? Julius and Cornelius: Right� Mitchell: (opens door) After you� (Inside house) All right we�re in! Okay, you guys check upstairs, I�ll look down here. Julius: All right. Come on Cornelius, let�s go! (they run upstairs, Mitchell snoops around) Mitchell: Oh my God! (finds Veronica, Tiffany, and Timmy tied up� unties everyone except Timmy) Tiffany: My hero! Veronica: He looks strangely familiar� Timmy: You�re right!� Hey! Untie me too! Mitchell: Who did this? Veronica: That bastard Kyle Blaze! Tiffany: Yeah, that�s right� You know Miss Helmsley, you call him a bastard now, but if he were in here right now you�d be all over him. Veronica: Yeah� Mitchell: Hey you! Are you in cahoots with Kyle Blaze? Timmy: Yeah. Mitchell: Okay� You see, here�s the thing� I don�t untie giant, talking termites who also happen to be bad guys. Timmy: Damn. (camera focused on Mitchell and Tiffany. Both sound nervous and shy when talking to each other, Mitchell especially) Mitchell: Hi� I�m Mitchell� what�s your name? Tiffany: Tiffany Mitchell: Tiffany� What a beautiful name. Tiffany: Aww, you�re so sweet. Thank you so much for untying us. I thought we were going to be stuck here forever. Mitchell: It was really no problem� No problem at all� Tiffany, can I say something? Tiffany: Sure. What is it? Mitchell: Well, a few nights ago I was walking by where you and Jeremiah are practicing and I spotted you through the window and something happened to me. I felt something. I mean, I felt so alive! It�s kinda funny when you think about it. From then on I just couldn�t believe how I�ve lived my life without ever having seen you before and I couldn�t fathom living another second without you. Tiffany, I know this sounds crazy, considering we just met and all, but I love you. Tiffany: Wow� That night you were talking about� I saw you too. I thought the very same thing you just said� If this isn�t fate I don�t know what is� Mitchell, I love you too. (Innocent kiss) Veronica: That�s the sexiest thing I�ve ever heard... (Veronica runs her hands up and down Mitchell and kisses his cheek or neck, or lick his neck) Mitchell: Whoa whoa whoa... I don�t even know who you are. Tiffany: Oh, just humor her, Mitchell. She was really attracted to Kyle Blaze for some reason and you actually kinda look like him. I think she was under some sort of spell or something. That�s what it sounded like when Kyle was talking in the car on the way over here. This could break the spell. Mitchell: You sure about this? You don�t think it would get weird between us? Tiffany: Between us? We�ve never been together until a few seconds ago� Besides, I can gain valuable experience from the sidelines, and maybe I�ll join in in a bit� Mitchell: Solid (Mitchell does something similar to Veronica, they eventually fall on floor in the heat of passion. Camera pans out to a shocked Timmy and interested Tiffany. Tiffany keeps watching b/c she is very interested in how everything will turn out. Timmy is scared. Sexual noises ensue) Tiffany: Hmm� that�s an interesting position� Wow, I never thought of that one� Damn� (starts to lean closer towards them to get a better view) I wish I were Veronica right now� Screw it, I�m goin� in. Timmy: Me too. (Everyone stops what they�re doing, looks at Timmy) Timmy: What? I meant I wish I were Veronica because of the sex� not that I�d be next� Geez! (Everyone continues to stare) Scene 39 � Beating Jeremiah (Julius and Cornelius find Jeremiah in a trance) Julius: What is wrong with your boy over there? Cornelius: I have no idea. Jeremiah: SILENCE!!! Who has disturbed Jeremiah? Julius: Hey Cornelius, smack him. Cornelius: All right (smack) Jeremiah: Owww� That really hurt. Cornelius: You�re damn right it did, now tell me, where is the guy planning to destroy the world or take over the world or whatever!?!? Jeremiah: I�m not telling. Julius: (smack) Tell us, where is he? Jeremiah: Jesus, how many of you guys are going to hit me? Julius: You guys? You guys? What do you mean by �you guys?� (inching closer to Jeremiah) Jeremiah: No no, I didn�t mean it like that. (scared trembling voice) Cornelius: Mean like what? Jeremiah: Help me� help� Cornelius: Hey Mitchell, get up here! (Mitchell arrives in the room� shirt unbuttoned and lipstick on his cheek and neck, he also has sex hair) What do you think we should do with him? Mitchell: I say we tie him up with his friend downstairs. Julius: Hey Mitch, why is your shirt unbuttoned? Mitchell: Oh, well, you know� there were things I needed to do downstairs� (says it slowly like he�s making it up as he goes along� Julius and Cornelius give a blank stare) Cornelius: There better be a naked girl down there because I see no other reason why you should have an unbuttoned shirt. Mitchell: You wouldn�t be far off, buddy. (Winks) Cornelius and Julius: Solid. Cornelius: Wait a second here� what friend of his? Mitchell: Oh, there is a giant talking termite who is colluding with Kyle Blaze downstairs. Cornelius: That was the guy�s name! Now I remember. Julius: Yeah, we know� Nice timing. Mitchell: Anyway, I found some people that were kidnapped by him downstairs. Julius: Okay, let�s tie him up then� Jeremiah: Nooooo!!! Mitchell: Yesssss!!! Heh heh� Scene 40 � The Time Machine 5 (Kyle driving time machine, is very stressed out) Kyle: Oh, that Timmy the Talking Termite better not have messed up� I ask him to do one easy thing, and he messes up everything. Why would I let my whole plan rely on that insect!?!?! (arrives at the street where he likes to travel through time because of it�s straightness with lack of traffic) Kyle: Let�s rock and roll� (revs engine, drives off, arrives in the future� July 2012, drives to �Town Hall� really just front of Cy-Fair) Johnny Jihad: Are you the one who sent the note? Kyle: Yes� Sorry, I�m late Johnny: You better be sorry� Do you have any idea how risky it is for me to be out in public for this long?!?! Everyone is looking for me! Kyle: It�s okay, Johnny� I�m hear to rescue you. Johnny: Rescue me? What the hell are you talking about? Kyle: I�m talking about this! (shows article printed off �CNN.com�) Johnny: What the hell?!?! This has tomorrow�s date on it! Kyle: You�re very observant� I guess that�s what makes you such a good manager, Cornelius. Johnny: (seems surprised� very calm) Nobody has called me Cornelius in years� How do you know who I am? Kyle: Cornelius� I am from the past. I got here in a time machine that I invented, and I came here to save you from the police and the FBI, and take you back to the year 2003. Johnny: What�s the catch? Kyle: I helped you� so you�re going to help me. Johnny: Wait, I don�t even know your name! Kyle: The name�s Kyle. Kyle Blaze. Johnny: That sounds really familiar� So, what do you have in mind? Kyle: Something right up your alley� very evil. Johnny: Sounds good to me. Kyle: Indeed� Now get in the truck. I�ll brief you back at the lair. Johnny: Ooo, a lair� Kyle: Indeed |