| Scene 31 � Veronica Finds Tiffany (Veronica running down street screaming �TIFFANY!� at the top of her lungs, eventually runs into office) Veronica: TIFFANY!!! TIFFANY, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!? (Looks around desk, finds note, has determined look on face, then rips paper off note pad that tells of where-abouts, and runs off) Veronica: Tiffany! Thank God I found you! Tiffany: Miss Helmsley, where have you been?!? Veronica: I was kidnapped by that evil Kyle Blaze! Tiffany: Who or what is Kyle Blaze? Veronica: Ugh, �Russell Braxton!� Tiffany: (Gasps) I thought he seemed a bit suspicious. Cornelius: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!? WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? WHO IN THE HELL IS KYLE BLAZE AND WHY SHOULD I CARE, GOD DAMMIT! Veronica: Kyle Blaze is plotting to take over the world! He has built something that may determine the fate of existence as we know it. I don�t know what it is, but you can count on it working because he is an evil genius. Jeremiah: O my JESUS! Tiffany: Yes, Jesus� What are we going to do? Cornelius: That�s really weird, I got this very strange note the other night and I have no idea what it means. It could be connected to this. (pulls out note but just holding) Veronica: Read it, you damn fool! Cornelius: (blank stare) Why didn�t I think of that?� �Meet me on July 24, 2012 at 3:00 PM in front of Town Hall -The Man with the Sunglasses� Veronica: (Flashback) blah blah blah, Johnny Jihad, blah blah (end of flashback) hmm� Does Johnny Jihad ring a bell? Cornelius: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ARE YOU ON CRACK? YOU�RE ON THE CRACK-COCAINE, AREN�T YA? Veronica: No, Cornelius� I think I�ve got it. Cornelius: HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? ARE YOU A WITCH? ARE YOU DA MISS CLEO? ARE YOU ONE OF DEM TAROT CARDS? Veronica: I don�t know. Cornelius: Enough of dis buullll shit, I got some Grits with my name on it back at my pad. Scene 32 � Kyle Discovers Veronica Escaped (Timmy chillin� out on couch, Kyle walks in) Kyle: Timmy, I need you to lock up my blue prints for the Flux Capac� Where the hell is she? If you don�t tell me, you�re fired! Timmy: What you talkin� �bout Kyle? Kyle: Hahaha, Different Strokes� classic� you�re rehired� Timmy: Haha, sucker, I knew exactly what he was talkin� about. Kyle: Hey! Wait a second here! Where the hell is she? Timmy: You�re not the boss of me! You meanie! Kyle: Actually, I am the boss of you� If you don�t tell me where she is, I�m goin� to call Terminix on yo ass! Timmy: Go ahead Kyle, call your fancy Terminix, I don�t care! Kyle: (slap) Snap outta it JERK ASS!!! Timmy: Owww, that really hurt� Yeah, you�re right Kyle, I was wrong to let her go� Kyle: YOU LET HER GO!?!?! (bitch slap) Timmy: OWWWWW!!! Slapping me won�t bring her back! Kyle: I know, but it�s fun (picks up gun, runs out of lair to find Veronica) Scene 33 � Cornelius Warns Julius of Trouble (Mitchell and Julius discussing) Julius: All right, Mitchell. The big show is soon, and you best have all your stuff down and cookin�. Now according to the �SECRET� folder, that girl you saw singing with him, her name is Tiffany Wright. She�s not a professional singer, but she�s damn good, so she�s under the radar, you know? Now, what he�s going to do for his song is� (notices Cornelius, hides folder) Cornelius: What up, fool� Who the hell is this?!? Mitchell: Ummm, I�m Mitchell Rickelstein� Cornelius: Ohhh, da boy dat Julius been done talkin� �bout. Mitchell: Whaaaah? Julius: Yes, he is, biatch. Cornelius: Man, there is some crazy ass shit goin� down at Jeremiah�s abode. Mitchell: What, is everyone okay? Cornelius: I don�t know. Veronica Helmsley is there, and supposedly some guy named Ricardo� no that�s not it� umm� Blanche, no� damn, I can�t remember� Well, anyway. Some guy is lookin� for her. Julius: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?!?! Cornelius: That�s what I said, brohound. Mitchell: Whaaa? Cornelius: No times to explain, we best be gettin� back to Jeremiah�s to see if they�re all right, cappa tye. Julius: All right, Let�s roll! Scene 34 � The Kidnapping 2 (Kyle arrives at Jeremiah�s house) Kyle: Freeze JERK ASS! Veronica: How in the hell did you find me?!!? Kyle: I�m� an intuitive. Jeremiah: Whaaa? Kyle: Ahhh, fughedabodit� get in the god damn car. (Kyle leaves note on door) (everyone stuffs in, and drives away) Mitchell: I hope Tiffany, I mean, everyone except for Jeremiah is all right. Cornelius: Well, we won�t know until we get inside the house. Julius: Dig Scene 35 � Back to the HQ (Driving in car) Kyle: Now I�ve got you. You have no chance to survive make your time. Tiffany: (whispers) Jeremiah, do something� Jeremiah: Jeremiah knows what to do! Kyle: Shut yo mouth! Veronica: Kyle, you ass! What are you planning to do with us? Kyle: I don�t really have a plan persay, I�m really just playing it by ear. Veronica: I can�t believe I wanted to have sex with you! Kyle: Oh, you still do� Don�t worry about it. Veronica: You�re right, I do� Kyle: Yeah, that�s right. Jeremiah: I gotta help fight that battle of Jerecho, I gotta tie that knot, I gotta help Gilligan get off that island. Kyle: Whaaa? Tiffany: Oh, I hope Cornelius can find us! Veronica: Yeah, I hope so! |