| Scene 26 � Girl Talk (Getting ready for practice, before Tiffany gets there) Cornelius: Man, last night you guys sounded great! The band is really comin� along! Jeremiah: Yeah� Ummm� Cornelius, can Jeremiah ask you something? Cornelius: Sure, what is it? Jeremiah: Cornelius....... Jeremiah needs some lady advice. Cornelius: (with a big grin) Ooooooohhhhh...... I think I can help you in that department, kid. Shoot. Jeremiah: Well, there is this girl and...... Cornelius: Son, you don't even need to tell me. I�ve seen the way you look at that Tiffany Wright. Yo eyes are about to pop out that goofy lookin� head of yours! Jeremiah: Well, Jeremiah has thought of nothing and is all out of ideas. Tiffany: Hey guys, whatcha talking about? Cornelius: Oh, just some minor details for the band. Jeremiah: Yeah, minor details. Tiffany: All right. (practicing music� Cornelius and Jeremiah giving each other looks as practice goes on) Scene 27 � The Time Machine 4 (Time machine rolls up to Timmy) Kyle: It worked! HAHAHAHA, it worked! (overjoyed with accomplishment) Timmy: What did you learn in the future? Kyle: Timmy the Talking Termite, I learned that a serial terrorist that goes by the alias �Johnny Jihad� lives in this town. In the year 2009, �Johnny Jihad,� who�s job and hate for Canadians drove him insane, attempted to destroy the city of Montreal. He stole weapons grade plutonium and built a bomb using old pinball machine parts. He hid the bomb in a parking garage some where in downtown Montreal, and after he detonated it, what was one of the cleanest cities in the world became a wasteland. After three years of hiding, on July 25, 2012, �Johnny Jihad� was arrested by the FBI in this very town. �Johnny Jihad� is perfect for reeking havoc! Timmy: Whoa� Kyle: Now Timmy, you must do something very important for me. Give this note to Cornelius. It is really urgent you do so. Timmy: What does the note say? Kyle: Oh, it�s just telling him to meet me at Town Hall on July 24, 2012 at 3:00 PM. Timmy: Cornelius the manager? Why does he need to meet you at Town Hall in like 9 years? Kyle: Oh, you�ll find out soon enough. Timmy: Right� so I guess I�ll go over there now. Kyle: Yes, go quickly. Scene 28 � Mitchell Spots Tiffany (Mitchell and Julius walking over to spy on Jeremiah�s practice) Mitchell: All right, Julius, now how is this going to work? Julius: Okay, all you gotta do is open the window over there by Cornelius's desk and steal a blue folder marked "SECRET." Mitchell: And that�s it? Julius: That�s it. Mitchell: Okay, here I go (runs over to the window, peaks inside and catches a glimpse of Tiffany. He stares at her adoringly for many seconds, John Mayer playing in background) All my life I have searched for the girl of my dreams� Julius: (from a distance, whispering loudly) Pssssst! What the hell you doing over there boy! Mitchell: (shaking his head like he is coming out of a trance) Oh sorry! (grabs the folder and runs) Oh, Julius, you'll never believe who I saw in there singing with Jeremiah! Julius: No way... Scott Stapp from Creed!?!!? Mitchell: No, the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on. Julius: What!?!?!? (Slaps Mitchell on the back of the head) Snap out of it, son! Don't let girls get in the way of your work, you understand me!?!?!? Girls are controlled by a sadistic alien planet that disguises its naughty intentions with false notions about �PMS� and �Women�s Prerogative� and �Emotional Honesty.� Lies!!! Mitchell: (sighing) Yes, Julius, sir. Scene 29 � Timmy Slips a Note (Jeremiah and Cornelius eating dinner) Cornelius: All right kid, the big day is almost here, your act is sounding great, I think you�ve got a real shot at winning. Jeremiah: Thanks. That means a lot Cornelius (meanwhile Timmy lurks around pretending to be a waiter and slips something into Cornelius's pocket, then runs off) Jeremiah has a gut feeling that Tiffany and I have this contest in the bag. Oh, Tiffany, just the sound of that word makes Jeremiah sweat... (staring blankly into space) Cornelius: (rolling his eyes) Son, you don't know what your getting into with these girls, they're nothing but trouble. (Inaudible whispers) (Timmy runs from scene) Jeremiah: Well, Jeremiah better get going� later. Cornelius: Yeah, see ya. (Cornelius reaches in his pocket and discovers letter) Scene 30 � TV/Veronica Escapes Timmy: Ahh, I loooove Termite Chow! (watching TV) News Anchor: Our top story this evening, many questions have yet to be answered after the internet was sabotaged several days ago. The FBI suspects a band of international terrorists as the culprits. In other news, Veronica Helmsley, wealthy heiress of Helmsley Industries, is still missing. Many psychics have said this event will trigger �doom and destruction to mankind.� In a completely unrelated story, there have been sightings in a Northwest Harris County neighborhood that a red truck has mysteriously vanished off the road while driving. Authorities have rounded up these �eccentric� people and sent them to Foggy Bend Psychiatric Hospital. (Shot of Veronica making a face signaling she has a sneaky idea) Veronica: Hey, Timmy. How about you come over here and get me out of this chair? Timmy: (with food in his mouth, grinning/laughing) Haha, not a chance, toots. Kyle would flip. Veronica: (still seductive) Oh, forget about Kyle for once would ya! He doesn't control your life! Timmy: You know what? You're right! Kyle can't tell me what to do! It�s a free country you know! Veronica: That�s right, Timmy. Kyle is making you his bitch. He is making you his slave! Timmy: (with a tear in his eye) I can't take it anymore! Kyle will not run my life! (falls into Veronica�s arms crying) Veronica: There there, Timmy. I know how you can show him that he is not the boss of you. Timmy: What�s that? Veronica: All you have to do is untie me. (Timmy unties her and she runs off, she goes into her office discovering that Tiffany has left) |