| Scene 11 � The Diary Entry (Jeremiah writing in his journal, sitting on toilet) Jeremiah: Dear diary, Today was a glorious day for Jeremiah! All those weeks of hard work have finally paid off! I have a manager now and I think we're really going places... but that good for nothing Mitch Rickelstein better not screw me up... like he did last time... (flash back to deli) Jeremiah: Jeremiah hears you have decided to challenge the master of religious pop music to a "battle of the bands" Mitchell: Yeah, that's right. And since you have as much talent as Mark Needs a Chick, I think I have a pretty good chance... chance... chance (getting softer each time zooming in on mouth). Jeremiah: ...but anyway, diary, I should stop now... My eyes are getting all teary, but thanks for listening to me. You have always been there for me. Well, I'll talk to ya tomorrow, diary, tootles! (Mitchell writing in diary) Mitchell: Diary: Oy gevalt! The chutzpa of that Jeremiah Cottonsworth makes me sick. Today was just another boring, normal day. I decided to go grab a knish and some stuffed derma at the deli when all of a sudden that Jeremiah guy comes in. He reeked of GENTILE at that time.............. *Flashback* Jeremiah: (in an exaggerated voice because it is Mitchell�s flashback) oh hi Mitch, I�m a stupid idiot who likes to sing songs that stink worse than the prisoners bar of soap at the state penitentiary. Mitchell: (looking oddly more handsome than in Jeremiah's flashback) hahahaha, you ignoramus. Look at you, stumbling in here like the foolish Jesus freak that you are, have you lost your mind? *End Flashback* Mitchell: In conclusion, I don�t like Jeremiah because he�s an ass clown. I bid you good day old friend. The �Golden Girls� marathon is on Lifetime. -Mitchell Scene 12 � Love Boat Intro (after intro, Jeremiah wakes up from dream, bewildered) Scene 13 � The Detective (Tiffany calls police about Veronica missing) Tiffany: Hi, police? My boss Veronica Helmsley disappeared a few days ago. (listens to phone) uh huh� yeah� all right, so you�re sending someone over? All right. (A few seconds later the door knocks) Phony Detective 1: Hello, you needed help? Tiffany: Yeah, my boss, Veronica Helmsley, disappeared yesterday. Phony Detective 3: Hmm� I see. Phony Detective 2: Yes� Indicitive� Tiffany: Indicitive? Phony Detective 2: Mmm hmm. Tiffany: Well, do I need to fill out a form or something? I don�t know the procedu� (Detective 1 playing with lip) Phony Detective 3: Well, we�d like to ask you some questions� take a seat. Tiffany: Okay, so what would you like to know? Phony Detective 1: Everything. Tiffany: Everything? Phony Detective 2 and 3: Everything. Phony Detective 1: Yes, we�d like to know everything� (2 hours pass) Tiffany: All right all right, I gave my next door neighbors dog a blowjob, but you should have seen the way he was looking at me! All sexual like...." All Phony Detectives: Wow� (Herlock Sholmes busts through door) Herlock: (poses) Someone called for my services? All Phony Detectives: Oh crap! (run away) Herlock: Hi, I�m Detective Herlock Sholmes. Tiffany: Hi, I�m Tiffany Wright. Herlock: Yes� Yes you are� So your boss was kidnapped eh? Tiffany: Yeah, so I called the police and they sent those guys over� Herlock: No, those weren�t detectives, they are just perves that get their jollies from hearing sexual things about animals� You didn�t crack did you? Cause somehow they can get you to talk even if you didn�t do it. Tiffany: Oh, no� of course not� Herlock: Solid� So when was the last time you saw Veronica Helmsley. Tiffany: She was leaving her office with some guy. Herlock: I see� (Looks at beeper) O, I have to go� we�ll talk later. Tiffany: Okay, bye (Herlock Sholmes winks and points his finger almost like a gun) Scene 14 � The Sabotage (Timmy on the computer) Timmy: Ahhh� this internet is so easy to sabotage. I wish everything were this easy. Soon the world will be mine and Kyle�s. Well, mostly Kyle�s. Ahh� there is nothing like getting back at the world you hate with revenge� hmm, I don�t know, vengeance is pretty sweet. Nah, revenge is the way to go. Hmmm� just a few more keys here, back slash, back slash� www. umm� org, ahhh� destruction completed� muwahahahahaha. Scene 15 � Return to HQ (Kyle bringing Veronica back to HQ) Kyle: Veronica, welcome to my� home. Veronica: This is a dark, spooky place you got here. Kyle: Indeed. Veronica: Enough talk� take me now! Kyle: Hmmm� I�ve got a better idea. Veronica: Ooooo� what could that be? Kyle: Sit down in this chair for me please. Veronica: Oooo� you�re a kinky boy, aren�t ya? Kyle: Yeah, whatever. Veronica: (sits in chair) Oh, the anticipation� OOOOO (sexual moan) Kyle: Baby, sit still for me while I� tie you to the chair. ::wink wink:: Veronica: You know, I�ve never been tied up before. Kyle: Really? Well, you better get used to it. Veronica: O? (still excited) Kyle: Yes, that�s right� bye. Veronica: Are you going away so you can, set the mood? Kyle: Yeah, that must be it. (Sarcastic tone leaves room) (Enters a different room) Kyle: Timmy the Talking Termite, have you sabotaged the internet yet? Timmy: Yeah Mr. Blaze, have you brought in the wealthy heiress? Kyle: Why don�t you go see for yourself? Timmy: (walks into room where Veronica is) Are you the wealthy heiress? Veronica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (screams from the sight of a giant talking termite) Timmy: All right. (walks back into room with Kyle) Okay, you did your part too. Kyle: Indeed. Timmy: When do you think the countless hordes of corporate suits will flock to us? Kyle: Oh, I wouldn�t hold my breath on that one happening. Timmy: Why not? What do you mean? Kyle: What I�m saying is, why have hordes of corporate suits at your bidding when you could have a super villain at your bidding. Timmy: How are we going to do that? Kyle: Oh, leave that up to me, Timmy� I have a plan. Timmy: Yikes. |