| Dave Grohl's Badger Tips! |
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| Hey! I'm Dave Grohl and here are my ultra cool tips on the coolest goddamn animals on the planet... Badgers. |
| MESSAGE TO MR GROHL: No offence meant! We think you're one of the coolest guys on the planet and it's only a bit of fun! And to show how well meaning we are... BUY ALL THE FOO FIGHTERS ALBUMS COZ THEY ROCK! - there ya go, one shameless plug for ya! ;) |
| People often ask me - why badgers? Why the f*** not badgers? They're so freakin cute and house trained - given the choice between a badger and a goat I'd take the badger any day! |
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| First things first - not just anyone can pick up a badger and deal with it. You have to go through years of intense training to be as good as me and you can only do this if you are accepted into a sett like I was. |
| You see, I was on holiday on the Isle of Wight when all of a sudden I had a great urge to find a badger sett. This was my calling - my true destiny in life...maybe it was nature, maybe it was their cute little faces...or maybe it was the tree branch that hit me round the back of the head but whatever it was I knew that badgers were my real family. |
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| BADGER FACT: Badgers like trees. |
| BADGER FACT: Badgers eat worms! |
| BADGER TIPS: Is your badger looking a bit grey? The answer is simple! Simply give him a polish with Dave Grohl's Super Duper Black Badger Polish! WARNING: DO NOT use any other type of polish coz it won't work. |
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| BADGER TIPS: Badgers like to learn new things! During my time in my badger sett we learnt tonnes of stuff including jazz dancing and how to boil eggs! Teach your badger new things all the time and he'll love you forever! |
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