| YOUR SO... Your Teeth Are SO... Your teeth are so rotten, when you smiles they look like dice. Your teeth are so yellow, when you have to brush them with a butter knife. Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. Your teeth are so yellow, you slow down traffic when you smiles. Your So Fat... Your so fat, when you take a shower, your feet don't get wet. Your so fat, when you goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy. Your so fat, when you went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy. Your so fat, when I tried to drive around you, I ran out of gas. Your so fat, you got your own zip code. Your so fat, when you bends over we go into daylight savings time. Your so fat, you went to the movies and sat next to everyone Your so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Your so fat, you can't tie her own shoes. Your so fat, when you travel, you gotta make two trips. Your so fat, you show up on radar. |
| Other... Your like a bowling ball, you always winds up in the gutter. Your head is so big, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Your house is so small you can't even order a large pizza. Your feet are so big, her sneakers need license plates. |
| Your So Ugly... Your so ugly, people go as you for Halloween. Your so ugly, I took you to a haunted house and you came out with a job application. Your So Ugly When You Where born They Made the word Ugly. Your so ugly, when you pass by a bathroom the toilet flushes. |
| Your So Stupid... Your so stupids you sit on the TV and watch the couch. Your so stupid, you bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home. YOur so stupid you watch "The Three Stooges" and take notes. Your so stupid, you tried to put M&M's in order. Your so stupid, you spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate. Your so stupid, when you were locked in a grocery store you starved to death. Your so stupid, when you saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends. |