| 20 Ways to Annoy people 1. Speak only in a "robot" voice 2. Learn Morse code, and have converstaions with your friends in public consiting of entirely of "Beeep Bip Beeep Bip..." 3. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with you pen while talking to others 4. Sing the batman theme incessantly 5. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly 6. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17inch paper, 99 copys 7. Stomp on little ketchup packets 8. Leave your car turning signal on for 50 miles 9. Sniffle incessantly 10. Name your dog "dog" 11. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think" 12. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol 13. Practice making fax and modem noises 14. Make beeping noises when a fat person backs up 15. Signal that a conversation is over by clmping your hands over your ears 16. Holler random numbers when a person is counting 17. Send really long, unfunny joke emails to all the people you know. 18. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentances, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 19. Forget the punch line to a long joke but assure that listener it was a "real hoot" 20. Disassemble your pen and "accidentaly" flip the ink catarige accros the room. |