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	Rantz, Quotez and Jokez

		Thiz iz mi new section, it haz some jokes ( NOT MADE BY ME) since.. im not funny =). Rantz ( Made by me) which is just me complaining lol. and some quotes, not made by me . sooooo enjoi!

Rantz
Lol this is where i write what amuses me, just different things i can i rant about it lol [1] lol i just recieved a prank call.. and heres advice.. if ur going 2 prank call.. use caller block. ur name and phone number I now know. [2] Pop Punk..... AHH GC attack! lol these dudez are everywhere. yes i enjoi 2 songs, but omg.. they are losers.. lol and simple plan.. i mean these 2 groups claim 2 b "punk" right? then why is it some of mi friends who have NEVER liked punk all of the sudden into them.. POPpunk! get it! yess.. thats its u r right.. they are not punk, they are not rock, nothing.. they are pop [3] ARGH People who think they are the only people on earth, that everyone is like them and if people dont live exactly the wai they do and dont have the same beliefs that they are WRONG! how stupid! and these same type of people ( Concieded people ) who think that people care if they get an A or if they stub their toes u must b the one 2 go get ice... Uhhh.. NO [4] Copierz, im not talking posers who copy trends and be all gina wannabe or w.e im talking people who copy one person, usualy a friend, liek when they start buying clothes like u, listening 2 the same music as u, liking the same people as u.. its just WRONG lol [5] Heres advice guys... dont lead girls on... i c this so damn much, oh and vice versa girls dont lead the guys on, but i mean acting liek you like someone only to think they are a complete loser is gay. these fakers only do this because they love having some like them Thatz all for now folkz
Lifes unanswered Questions
--------------------------------------------------- These are just some funny questions --------------------------------------------------- How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters? How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible? Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? If you died with braces on would they take them off? Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be �under par� in any thing else? Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die since water is a conductor? If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not? Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV? How come, in the Mini Wheat�s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat�s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place? If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical? If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play? Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldn�t care anyway? How come when you go in the front door of a church, you are at the back of the church, and if you go in the back door, you would end up in the front of the church? What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called? Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? Can angels eat devils food cake? Why are the letters on the keyboard not in alphabetical order? If dinosaurs had sores.........what would they be called? Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada? Why are things typed UP but written DOWN? If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? Why are boxing rings square? Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it? Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple? Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10? How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter? Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Pick Up Lines
---------------------------------------------------------------- SHIETY Pick Up Lines( I didnt make them up ) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, I make more money than you can spend. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! Wow! Are those real? You remind me of a girl I used to date Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time? Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? I have only three months to live... Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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