JazzBabySays
(11:25:31 PM) : (....-reading the comments on Jeff's journal-
The hell spawn did what on the berth?!)
Crush All Humanz
(11:25:52 PM) : ((.....*should have locked
that....*))
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:25:54 PM) : ((Oi, 'Belle is
not a hell spawn!))
JazzBabySays
(11:26:16 PM) : (I'm not going near that room. ECK!)
JeffyTehHuman
(11:26:22 PM) : *waves up at Ratbat*
Crush All Humanz
(11:26:26 PM) : ((.......))
JazzBabySays
(11:26:36 PM) : (-eyes the tainted space-)
Crush All Humanz
(11:26:45 PM) : ((he cleaned it up!
D:)
lil glitch mouse
(11:26:50 PM) : *waves back with wing* Will you be coming home
tonight? I could fly you there
JazzBabySays
(11:27:00 PM) : (UNLESS IT WAS CLEANED OFF WITH ACID THE GERMS
ARE SO STILL THERE)
Crush All Humanz (11:27:05 PM)
:
((THEY AREN'T))
Crush All Humanz
(11:27:07 PM) : ((I PROMISE))
Crush All Humanz
(11:27:17 PM) : ((COME BACK TO BED D: D:
D:)
JazzBabySays
(11:27:22 PM) : (...we'll see...)
Crush All Humanz
(11:27:38 PM) : ((:D))
JazzBabySays
(11:27:41 PM) : (.................the human saw us.)
JazzBabySays
(11:27:55 PM) : (He. Was. In. The. CLOSET?!)
Crush All Humanz
(11:28:00 PM) : ((.......................YEAAAH.... UHM..... ABOUT
THAT....)
Crush All Humanz
(11:28:14 PM) : ((I DIDN'T KNOW I SWEAR))
JazzBabySays
(11:28:15 PM) : (YOU HAVE BETWEEN NOW THE FIVE SECONDS MY HANDS
REACH YOUR THROAT TO EXPLAIN)
Crush All Humanz
(11:28:29 PM) : ((HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
OUT AND I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D STAY AND KEEP GOING))
Crush All Humanz
(11:28:39 PM) : ((I THOUGHT YOU WOULD
FREAK OUT AND LEAVE LIKE MOST OF THEM DO -.............))
JeffyTehHuman
(11:28:56 PM) : (I'll admit it. I peeked. A lot. I was curious.)
JazzBabySays
(11:29:10 PM) : (I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT NIGHT BECAUSE IT'S THE
LAST YOU'RE EVER HAVING.)
Crush All Humanz
(11:29:26 PM) : ((D:)
Crush All Humanz
(11:29:43 PM) : ((BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
WRONG D: D: D:)
JazzBabySays
(11:30:13 PM) : (DON'T GIVE ME THAT. THE MEATSACK
WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.)
JazzBabySays
(11:30:33 PM) : (AND NOW THAT HE'S A WITNESS I'M AFRAID TO
ANNOUNCE HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO PERISH. LOOK AT WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO.)
teh blue flash
(11:30:39 PM) : Ohmy! Alover'squarral.
Crush All Humanz
(11:30:49 PM) : NO HE ISN'T HE'S NOBODY'S
RESPONSIBILITY HE'S JUST HANGING IN MY ROOM I SWEAR TO PRIMUS I DIDN'T KNOW HE
WAS THERE BESIDES YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE!!!
JeffyTehHuman
(11:31:19 PM) : *amused* Hey, Elita, Arcee, did I tell you about last night?
JazzBabySays
(11:31:24 PM) : ....so you didn't want me there. I was just a convenience,
then.
Crush All Humanz
(11:31:34 PM) : *whimper!* NO NO NO IT WASN'T
Crush All Humanz
(11:31:37 PM) : I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Crush All Humanz
(11:31:46 PM) : I MEANT.... I MEANT.... D:
pinkbikerbot07 (11:31:51 PM) : No...
prankingxlambo (11:31:51 PM)
:
o snap
known as remix (11:31:53 PM) : .....=D
elitawarrior
(11:31:56 PM) : I don't think so.
JazzBabySays
(11:31:58 PM) : Then what did you mean? -voice rather
quiet, calm...like before a storm-
teh blue flash
(11:32:03 PM) : Oneshouldchoosetheirwords*carefully*
known as remix (11:32:07 PM) : *very happy*
ShockingLogic
(11:32:08 PM) : Good going, Bonecrusher.
teh blue flash
(11:32:20 PM) : Niceknowingyou.
JeffyTehHuman
(11:32:22 PM) : Well, you heard about Blackout and Bonecrusher
right?
Crush All Humanz
(11:32:23 PM) : I MEANT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU'D FREAK OUT AT WAKING UP NEXT TO ME I MEAN YOU HATE ME D:
D: D:
known as remix (11:32:55 PM) : He's mean master. Leave
him!
pinkbikerbot07 (11:33:20 PM) : I have by now, yes.
JazzBabySays
(11:33:21 PM) : What kind of half brained, pit slagging excuse is that?
Crush All Humanz
(11:33:27 PM) : THAT'S WHY I WAS SO
RELUCTANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU AT ALL BUT YOU KEPT PUSHING SO I THOUGHT HEY MAYBE
IT WON'T BE SO BAD BUT THEN I REMEMBERED YOU HATED ME AND THAT'S WHY I WAS
FREAKING OUT THAT YOU WERE FREAKING OUT D: D:
elitawarrior
(11:33:30 PM) : *laughes* Oh yes.
known as remix (11:33:34 PM) : *rolls around in joy*
teh blue flash
(11:33:42 PM) : *is tempted to help Bonecrusher and silence Scorp*
JeffyTehHuman
(11:34:11 PM) : Well...*whispers* I was in there. The whole
time.
JeffyTehHuman
(11:34:14 PM) : I saw it all!
teh blue flash
(11:34:29 PM) : Should someone kill the human?
known as remix (11:34:35 PM) : *is going to give jeffy lotsa gifts for this
wonderful fight*
JazzBabySays
(11:34:51 PM) : ...was any of that suppose to make sense?
Because from where I'm standing, Friday is looking terribly hectic for me.
Crush All Humanz
(11:35:09 PM) : ............................
pinkbikerbot07 (11:35:34 PM) : Wait, what?
elitawarrior
(11:35:42 PM) : You...saw it...? Ew.
djpsychic wave (11:35:57 PM) has entered the room.
lil glitch mouse
(11:36:03 PM) : .....Daddy!
Crush All Humanz
(11:36:14 PM) : ........*weakly* I
didn't mean to sleep with you and then freak you out........ When you
woke up I thought for sure you were gonna leave.... but then you didn't.
elitawarrior
(11:36:27 PM) : *cannot ...stop...laughing*
elitawarrior
(11:36:34 PM) : You must be traumatized.
JeffyTehHuman
(11:37:01 PM) : Nah, not really. It was really enlightening.
*stares curiously at her* You and Soundwave do that?
known as remix (11:37:14 PM) : suffer, bonecrusher
elitawarrior
(11:37:15 PM) : *chokes*
ShockingLogic
(11:37:19 PM) : *snickers*
pinkbikerbot07 (11:37:23 PM) : *grins widely*
djpsychic wave
(11:37:23 PM) : Wait... do waht?
djpsychic wave
(11:37:29 PM) : *what
djpsychic wave
(11:37:35 PM) : *is confused*
JeffyTehHuman
(11:37:55 PM) : *waves to Soundwave* What Crusher and Blackout
did last night in front of me in Crusher's room.
ShockingLogic
(11:38:00 PM) : The fleshbag
apparently got a free show.
JazzBabySays
(11:38:08 PM) : .......-sighs- Was most likely only a matter of
time before the organ donor got wind of this and saw it on YoutTube,
anyway... Though if I catch him spying on me again, I won't be held accountable
for ripping his head off.
Crush All Humanz
(11:38:17 PM) : .................
prankingxlambo
(11:38:18 PM) : Lotsa people got a free show
last night... -shudders-
JeffyTehHuman
(11:38:26 PM) : *was totally not spying, not his fault they
brought it in there where he was staying*
prankingxlambo
(11:38:26 PM) : show even
Crush All Humanz
(11:38:45 PM) : ..............*hesitantly*
...............So there'll be a next time?
elitawarrior
(11:38:48 PM) : *looks mildly strained*
JazzBabySays
(11:39:09 PM) : ......
JazzBabySays
(11:39:19 PM) : maybe
JazzBabySays
(11:39:36 PM) : Gonna have to move around some plans, but ya
know...room can be made.
JeffyTehHuman
(11:39:40 PM) : Do you? *presses* Cause it was really cool. Lots
of sparks and growling...
Crush All Humanz
(11:39:45 PM) : .........................*sags
visibly in relief*
prankingxlambo
(11:39:47 PM) : ...
JazzBabySays
(11:39:57 PM) : AND SHUT UP MEATSACK.
djpsychic wave
(11:39:59 PM) : Uhm... none of your
business Squishy...
elitawarrior
(11:40:03 PM) : Shut UP Jeffrey.
JeffyTehHuman
(11:40:13 PM) : *quiets, looking indignant*
Crush All Humanz
(11:40:15 PM) : *turns to Jeff,
menacingly* DO YOU WANT ME TO
FORGET MY PROMISE NOT TO SQUISH YOU?
Crush All Humanz
(11:40:20 PM) : *glaaaare*
JeffyTehHuman
(11:40:28 PM) : No. no. no. *hastily shuts up*
ShockingLogic
(11:40:29 PM) : *trying not to laugh*
lil glitch mouse
(11:41:02 PM) : *lands on daddy's shoulder cannon and pecks him
on faceplate*
JeffyTehHuman
(11:41:04 PM) : Well... there was screaming too. Robot's
screaming is a scary thing...*mumbles*
Crush All Humanz
(11:41:12 PM) : *GLARE* JEFF.
Crush All Humanz
(11:41:14 PM) : SHUT UP.
Crush All Humanz
(11:41:16 PM) : NOW.
JeffyTehHuman
(11:41:19 PM) : Sorry, sorry...
ShockingLogic
(11:41:23 PM) : Hahahaha
JazzBabySays
(11:41:25 PM) : ..........
known as remix (11:41:29 PM) : No want to hear dis! D=
JeffyTehHuman
(11:41:30 PM) : *clutches Annabelle like a defense mechanism*
djpsychic wave
(11:42:29 PM) : *nuzzles batty* What have you been doing?
elitawarrior
(11:42:42 PM) : *GLARING at Jeffrey from her position next to
Arcee*
JeffyTehHuman
(11:42:51 PM) : What? *looks innocent* It was just a question.
lil glitch mouse
(11:42:52 PM) : I have been getting to know Elita-1. *glow* I
like her. ^^
Crush All Humanz
(11:43:17 PM) : .......................
Crush All Humanz
(11:43:45 PM) : *carefully opens private comm to
Blackout* ::........accept file y/n::
djpsychic wave
(11:43:51 PM) : *pets approvingly* That's good.
elitawarrior
(11:44:12 PM) : Yeah a NOSY question. *grumbles, shooting
another glare to Arcee, who was laughing her aft off*
pinkbikerbot07 (11:44:25 PM) : *cackles*
JazzBabySays
(11:44:26 PM) : -accepts the file after a moment...and starts to
smile, but catches himself-
lil glitch mouse
(11:44:42 PM) : she's nice. And pretty.
JeffyTehHuman
(11:44:49 PM) : Well, I was just curious. Hey, did you know
robots cuddle when they recharge?
known as remix (11:44:54 PM) : *watches master*
.......D=
JazzBabySays
(11:44:56 PM) : ..................
Crush All Humanz
(11:44:56 PM) : !!!!!
elitawarrior
(11:44:56 PM) : JEFFREY.
Crush All Humanz
(11:45:01 PM) : JEFF I SWEAR TO PRIMUS
Crush All Humanz (11:45:04 PM)
:
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
JazzBabySays
(11:45:05 PM) : Repeat that one more time.
Crush All Humanz
(11:45:07 PM) : *grabs!*
known as remix (11:45:19 PM) : hey! leave human alone!
JeffyTehHuman
(11:45:20 PM) : *screams, clutch Annabelle*
Crush All Humanz
(11:45:37 PM) : *lifts him and baby up to
his face*
lil glitch mouse
(11:45:39 PM) : leave my squishy alone!!
Crush All Humanz
(11:45:41 PM) : STOP. TALKING.
lil glitch mouse
(11:45:43 PM) : *flaps wings*
Crush All Humanz
(11:45:44 PM) : ABOUT. ME.
teh blue flash
(11:45:54 PM) : *goes up to Blackout and pokes him* Hey
Blackout, Can I ask you something?
JeffyTehHuman
(11:45:59 PM) : *blinks at him innocently* I never said I was
talking about you. What are you admitting?
JazzBabySays
(11:46:10 PM) : -starts, looking at the mech-
What?
Crush All Humanz
(11:46:14 PM) : *.......is at a loss*
lil glitch mouse
(11:46:18 PM) : That's MY human. Hey! Owl-face!
ShockingLogic
(11:46:20 PM) has left the room.
teh blue flash
(11:46:23 PM) : Where do sparkling come from?
JeffyTehHuman (11:46:23 PM)
:
*slowly
grins*
djpsychic wave
(11:46:24 PM) : *chuckles at Squishy's
deathwish* She's pretty, yes. I've got something for
you, batty.
Crush All Humanz
(11:46:33 PM) : ............*shakes head
and grins back* ......YOU WIN THIS ROUND.
lil glitch mouse
(11:46:35 PM) : ...what?
djpsychic wave
(11:46:38 PM) : *chuckles at Squishy's
deathwish* She's pretty, yes. I've got something for
you, batty.
JazzBabySays
(11:46:39 PM) : .....
Crush All Humanz
(11:46:39 PM) : BUT REMEMBER WE CALL YOU
SQUISHY FOR A REASON.
JeffyTehHuman
(11:46:46 PM) : *still grinning*
Crush All Humanz
(11:46:51 PM) : *sets him and baby back
down*
teh blue flash
(11:47:00 PM) : Well?
JeffyTehHuman
(11:47:02 PM) : *scampers back to the chair*
Crush All Humanz
(11:47:08 PM) : *glaaaaaaares*
BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU TALK ABOUT ME AND MY PRIVATE LIFE AGAIN AND I WILL KILL
YOU. NO HESITATION.
JazzBabySays
(11:47:12 PM) : -stares at him for a long moment- And you're
asking me this now, why?
Crush All Humanz
(11:47:14 PM) : *ded
serious*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:47:18 PM) : Chromia: -peeks her head in,
starts, and disappears again-
elitawarrior
(11:47:22 PM) : You must have a death wish.
djpsychic wave
(11:47:36 PM) : I managed to make some of those energon treats you and your brothers liked so much.
JeffyTehHuman
(11:47:40 PM) : *stares innocently up at him*
lil glitch mouse
(11:47:46 PM) : Really? =D
lil glitch mouse
(11:47:49 PM) : *hops once*
teh blue flash
(11:47:57 PM) : Now seems a good a time as any. So, Where do Sparklings come from?
JazzBabySays
(11:48:33 PM) : ......
bumblebeecar07
(11:48:50 PM) : The All Spark
djpsychic wave
(11:48:57 PM) : *nods* Yes. And they are all for you. So you
have to promise not to tell Frenzy or Rumble. *is hoping Batty tells them*
JazzBabySays
(11:48:57 PM) : How about I direct you to someone better suited
for this question. Like...Elita...or Megatron.
lil glitch mouse
(11:49:10 PM) : Okay! *he might let it slip*
teh blue flash
(11:49:12 PM) : I’ll ask Megatron thanks.
elitawarrior
(11:49:39 PM) : *watching the whole interaction, trying not
to laugh, as irritated as she was*
lil glitch mouse
(11:49:42 PM) : *big eyes* May I have one? Please?
bumblebeecar07
(11:50:08 PM) : Blue
bumblebeecar07
(11:50:14 PM) : They come from the All Spark
Sixersshot (11:50:28 PM)
:
Megs is offline *points to journal*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:50:43 PM) : What about the
All Spark?
djpsychic wave
(11:50:48 PM) : *takes out the treats and starts feeding them
to Batty* There you go. *will consider making more if he tells*
bumblebeecar07
(11:50:53 PM) : Sparklings come from it?
Sixersshot
(11:51:07 PM) : I'm sure Prime can help you with that though.
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:51:07 PM) : Oh. ...who's
asking?
bumblebeecar07
(11:51:21 PM) : That Blue guy.
lil glitch mouse
(11:51:28 PM) : *gobbles, hasn't had them in years* Thank
you! *he's a forgetful little tyke*
teh blue flash
(11:51:32 PM) : My name Blurr thank
you...
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:51:34 PM) : You mean Blurr?
bumblebeecar07
(11:51:37 PM) : Oh yeah
bumblebeecar07
(11:51:38 PM) : Him
bumblebeecar07
(11:51:40 PM) : >_>
bumblebeecar07
(11:51:42 PM) : Sorry
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:51:48 PM) : -raises an
optic ridge-
teh blue flash
(11:51:48 PM) : -_-... I feel loved...
bumblebeecar07
(11:52:01 PM) : I'm distracted! sorry!
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:52:22 PM) : -pats Blurr on the head- You're not forgotten, kid.
teh blue flash
(11:52:39 PM) : But they can't com from just the all spark,
cause prowl told me that Jazz came from Ironhide and Ratchet.
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:52:50 PM) : -twitches-
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:52:53 PM) : ...what?
elitawarrior
(11:52:56 PM) : *chokes again*
bumblebeecar07
(11:52:59 PM) : What?!
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:53:06 PM) : That. Is
not possible.
bumblebeecar07
(11:53:08 PM) : That's not true!
pinkbikerbot07 (11:53:08 PM) : *bursts into
laughter*
djpsychic wave
(11:53:10 PM) : *laughs*
Crush All Humanz
(11:53:11 PM) : ............
Crush All Humanz
(11:53:13 PM) : *SNERK*
Crush All Humanz
(11:53:17 PM) : *LAUGHING SO HARD*
Crush All Humanz
(11:53:24 PM) : *falls against the wall*
OH GOD
JeffyTehHuman
(11:53:27 PM) : Hahahaha! Ironhide is Ratchet's
baby daddy!
teh blue flash
(11:53:37 PM) : He also said the Bee came from Optimus and
Megatron, and so did Starscream...
Crush All Humanz
(11:53:43 PM) : ..................
bumblebeecar07
(11:53:43 PM) : *glare at Jeffy*
lil glitch mouse
(11:53:45 PM) : !!!
bumblebeecar07
(11:53:47 PM) : WHAT?!
Crush All Humanz
(11:53:50 PM) : *cackles*
Crush All Humanz
(11:53:53 PM) : OH PRIMUS
bumblebeecar07
(11:53:54 PM) : I DID NOT COME FROM PRIME AND MEGATRON!
Crush All Humanz
(11:53:56 PM) : OH PRIMUS STOP HIM
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:53:57 PM) : NO. We
didn't even interface until
Earth!
Crush All Humanz
(11:54:00 PM) : I CAN'T BREATHE
Crush All Humanz
(11:54:06 PM) : *slides against wall*
JazzBabySays
(11:54:27 PM) : -is laughing and pointing quite openly-
JeffyTehHuman
(11:54:33 PM) : *can't breathe either*
bumblebeecar07
(11:54:33 PM) : I CAME FROM THE ALL SPARK INTO A VERY NICE BODY
FROM TYGER PAX INC.
djpsychic wave
(11:54:34 PM) : *continues laughing*
Sixersshot
(11:54:48 PM) : .....
lil glitch mouse
(11:54:53 PM) : *rocks on cannon from daddy's laughter*
Crush All Humanz
(11:55:02 PM) : HAHAHAHA
Sixersshot
(11:55:05 PM) : Are you really this stupid or are you
pretending?
elitawarrior
(11:55:15 PM) : *trying to hide her laughter, not succeeding*
pinkbikerbot07 (11:55:30 PM) : *not bothering to
hide hers*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:55:40 PM) : -facepalms-
lil glitch mouse
(11:55:49 PM) : *someday, he'll understand what is so
funny* o.O
teh blue flash
(11:55:51 PM) : *Blink**blink*
djpsychic wave
(11:56:07 PM) : *pets Batty*
lil glitch mouse
(11:56:18 PM) : *welcomes pet* sigh...
djpsychic wave
(11:56:32 PM) : Something wrong, little one?
lil glitch mouse
(11:56:39 PM) : no, just confused
djpsychic wave
(11:57:22 PM) : About?
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:57:30 PM) : I think I'm
going to kill Prowl now.
Crush All Humanz
(11:57:32 PM) : *has enough air intake to
actually ask Blurr...* ...........WHY...... WHY
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT..........
pinkbikerbot07 (11:57:35 PM) : *finally calms down,
grinning to Elita*
prankingxlambo
(11:57:43 PM) has left the room.
elitawarrior
(11:57:47 PM) : *shaking her head* Why would Prowl tell him
that...
JazzBabySays
(11:57:57 PM) : -is somewhere on the floor, trying to recover-
JeffyTehHuman
(11:58:14 PM) : *still grinning at the idea of Ironhide being a babys daddy*
teh blue flash
(11:58:24 PM) : It wasn't so much that I believed it, it just
the it kinda raised some question in my mind.
WpnSpc Ironhide
(11:58:27 PM) : -mutters- I
thought Prowl didn't have a sense of
humor...
Crush All Humanz
(11:58:50 PM) : *shakes head* WHY
WOULD IT.... WHY WOULD THAT EVEN.... YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
I DON'T CARE.
jazzmeisterbot
(11:59:43 PM) : *pokes head in*
JeffyTehHuman
(11:59:55 PM) : Jazz!
teh blue flash
(12:00:01 AM) : Hi Jazz.
JeffyTehHuman
(12:00:04 AM) : Is Ironhide really your dad?!
jazzmeisterbot
(12:00:06 AM) : Whats with all the yellin' goin' on in here?
Crush All Humanz
(12:00:08 AM) : *cracks up anew*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:00:10 AM) : JEFFREY
JazzBabySays
(12:00:14 AM) : -cackles-
JeffyTehHuman
(12:00:16 AM) : Or would he be your mom...*confusion*
jazzmeisterbot
(12:00:16 AM) : *jumps* wait WHUT?!
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:00:26 AM) : -crosses arms
over chassis, growling-
djpsychic wave
(12:00:31 AM) : *tries to not laugh*
JazzBabySays
(12:00:38 AM) : -has so needed a good mocking laugh-
jazzmeisterbot
(12:00:42 AM) : DUDEWHAT?!
Crush All Humanz
(12:00:46 AM) : Y---YEAHH,
*trying to breath* JAZZ, WHOS' YER DADDY?
bumblebeecar07
(12:01:00 AM) : *sigh*
WpnSpc Ironhide (12:01:01 AM)
:
Don't listen to him. Your bondmate apparantly told Blurr Ratchet and I were your creators.
JeffyTehHuman
(12:01:06 AM) : *cracks up*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:01:13 AM) : -glares at
Jeff-
JeffyTehHuman
(12:01:19 AM) : *looks innocent*
bumblebeecar07
(12:01:25 AM) : We don't have mothers and fathers as you would
understand them, Jeffy *pained sigh*
bumblebeecar07
(12:01:39 AM) : *Bee talking to Jeffy
and NOT threatening him! ZOMG!*
JeffyTehHuman
(12:01:47 AM) : *was just thinking that O.O*
elitawarrior
(12:02:15 AM) : *aching from laughing, giving Soundwave a
little wave*
Crush All Humanz
(12:02:17 AM) : *breathing again thank
primus*
jazzmeisterbot
(12:02:56 AM) : What?! Prowl did WHAT?! (andheain'tmahbondmate,man wenevergottothatpointandattheratethingsaregoin'weneverwill)
teh blue flash
(12:03:18 AM) : Prowl told me that Ironhide and Ratchet were
your parents.
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:03:18 AM) : ...oh.
Thought he was.
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:03:29 AM) : -looks
apologetic-
jazzmeisterbot
(12:03:36 AM) : *FACEPALMS.
HARD*
JeffyTehHuman
(12:03:38 AM) : Yeah, Ironhide and Ratchet...are
your...fathers...
Crush All Humanz
(12:03:39 AM) : *CRACKS UP AGAIN*
djpsychic wave (12:03:45 AM)
:
*sees Elita wave and walks over to her, enveloping
her in his arms*
Crush All Humanz
(12:03:46 AM) : OHPRIMUS
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:03:53 AM) : NO. -glares at
Jeff again-
elitawarrior
(12:03:54 AM) : *melts*
JeffyTehHuman
(12:04:02 AM) : *still looking innocent, holding Annabelle*
teh blue flash
(12:04:16 AM) : *Looks cutely confused*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:04:19 AM) : I know what
you're doing. You're using her as a shield.
Crush All Humanz
(12:04:19 AM) : *breathes long enough to
say* NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I CAN SEE THE MOTHERLY PRIDE IN IRONHIDE
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:04:25 AM) : WHAT.
JeffyTehHuman
(12:04:32 AM) : I am not! Brawl never showed to babysit, and I don't want to leave her alone!
Crush All Humanz
(12:04:42 AM) : YER BOY DID GOOD *lolololing*
djpsychic wave
(12:04:57 AM) : *chuckles while nuzzling her neck*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:05:06 AM) : Bonecrusher, shut up now.
jazzmeisterbot
(12:05:18 AM) : DUDE MAN. WTF.
elitawarrior
(12:05:22 AM) : *curls up happily in his arms* Missed you.
teh blue flash
(12:05:23 AM) : *Can figure out what so funny*
Crush All Humanz
(12:05:33 AM) : *grins at Ironhide*
OH, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HIDE YOUR PARENTAL WARMTH FROM US
JeffyTehHuman
(12:05:41 AM) : Ironhide? I'd see Ratchet being more motherly.
bumblebeecar07
(12:05:47 AM) : *peers at Annabelle*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:05:50 AM) : I DON'T HAVE
ANY SPARKLINGS, FRAGGIT.
bumblebeecar07
(12:05:52 AM) : Is that Lennox's offspring?
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:05:56 AM) : Yes.
Crush All Humanz
(12:05:58 AM) : *lolin*
JeffyTehHuman
(12:05:59 AM) : *nods to Bee* Yes.
JeffyTehHuman
(12:06:07 AM) : *sleeping happily in Jeff's arms*
bumblebeecar07
(12:06:30 AM) : She's...um...tiny Tiny tiny.
JeffyTehHuman
(12:06:45 AM) : Still a baby. *grins down at her* She'll get
bigger.
jazzmeisterbot
(12:06:51 AM) : *points to Ironhide with a hand trembling
from...something. maybe rage. Or more like insane amounts of
annoyance* HE AIN'T MAH CREATOR, ALL RIGHT?
bumblebeecar07
(12:06:54 AM) : Well
bumblebeecar07
(12:07:01 AM) : What I mean is she's tinier then normal
teh blue flash
(12:07:07 AM) : Okay.
Crush All Humanz
(12:07:14 AM) : *mock-pouts* OH
JAZZ, IT'S OKAY, ALL TEENS GO THROUGH THIS WITH THEIR PARENTS.
Crush All Humanz
(12:07:18 AM) : WE UNDERSTAND.
bumblebeecar07
(12:07:22 AM) : *snickers*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:07:24 AM) : -growls-
pinkbikerbot07 (12:07:34 AM) : *giggling*
Crush All Humanz
(12:07:37 AM) : *see crusher dig his
hole. dig, crusher, dig*
JeffyTehHuman
(12:07:44 AM) : *has already dug his*
djpsychic wave
(12:07:47 AM) : Love you. *holds her tighter*
jazzmeisterbot
(12:08:01 AM) : ::private com to 'Hide:: ...can we just slag
'em all already?
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:08:29 AM) : ::as tempting
as it is, revenge is much sweeter.::
elitawarrior
(12:08:31 AM) : *rests her head against him* Love you.
Crush All Humanz
(12:08:42 AM) : *laughing*
JazzBabySays
(12:08:46 AM) : -lets hims dig his
grave, merely enjoying the spoils-
Crush All Humanz
(12:08:50 AM) : *not as hard as before,
but still laughing*
jazzmeisterbot
(12:08:53 AM) : ::mmmh.
YES. Vengence... ::
JeffyTehHuman
(12:08:59 AM) : It's like...teenage angst.
Crush All Humanz
(12:09:10 AM) : *points at Jeff* THHEEERES THE TERM
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:09:12 AM) : Jeffrey, you
will shut up. Now.
JeffyTehHuman
(12:09:15 AM) : *nods*
JeffyTehHuman
(12:09:21 AM) : Shutting up now.
jazzmeisterbot
(12:09:49 AM) : *spins around and prods prowl in the
chest. HARD* And YOU!
djpsychic wave
(12:09:50 AM) : Think we should rescue Squishy? *does not want
to let her go*
Crush All Humanz
(12:09:52 AM) : *glares at Ironhide*
DON'T TELL HIM TO SHUT UP... *grins suddenly* HE'S A BIG BOY, HE
CAN LEARN ABOUT WHERE CYBERTRON BABIES COME FROM.
JeffyTehHuman
(12:10:01 AM) : O.O
JeffyTehHuman
(12:10:05 AM) : You guys have babies?
JazzBabySays
(12:10:08 AM) : .....
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:10:14 AM) : -facepalms-
Crush All Humanz
(12:10:16 AM) : *lolling again*
teh blue flash
(12:10:17 AM) : That what I want to know...
jazzmeisterbot
(12:10:18 AM) : What the slag?
elitawarrior
(12:10:26 AM) : No he's good. *unconcerned for the moment*
JeffyTehHuman (12:10:37 AM)
:
Where do
they come from? *stares*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:10:40 AM) : ...
Crush All Humanz
(12:10:43 AM) : *rotflmao
basically*
Crush All Humanz
(12:11:02 AM) : *points shakily at
Ironhide* HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT, HE'LL EXPLAIN *can't BREATHE*
jazzmeisterbot
(12:11:07 AM) : Seriously? *makes annoyed face* When
did ya develop a twisted sense of humor?
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:11:15 AM) : SHUT UP CRUSHER
JeffyTehHuman
(12:11:20 AM) : Ironhide? *blinks to Ironhide for explanation*
Crush All Humanz
(12:11:22 AM) : *cackling*
Prowlieboy
(12:11:23 AM) : *shrugs*
JeffyTehHuman
(12:12:02 AM) : *waiting for explanation*
jazzmeisterbot
(12:12:17 AM) : Dude, babe, What the SLAG?! Ya've been actin' weird all week, and all ya can do
is shrug?!
teh blue flash
(12:12:32 AM) : *alsowaiting for explaination*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:12:35 AM) : -ignores Jeff,
arms crossed over chassis-
djpsychic wave
(12:12:36 AM) : Good. I'm not moving for him. *sighs
contently*
elitawarrior
(12:12:54 AM) : *staring up at him, a little grin on her
face* I'll tell you what I would like to do, though.
JeffyTehHuman
(12:13:02 AM) : *pouts* Ironhide...
Crush All Humanz
(12:13:04 AM) : *laughing dies slowly but
surely, and he stares at Prowl for a long moment*
teh blue flash
(12:13:12 AM) : Ironhide...seriously explain all this to me...I
really lost here....
djpsychic wave
(12:13:24 AM) : And that would be? ^____^
elitawarrior
(12:13:49 AM) : *grins wickedly, then leans over and whispers
lots of naughty things to him*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:14:31 AM) : ...fine,
later. But the only reason I know is
because I used to help teach the Sparklings. -glares
at Bonecrusher-
djpsychic wave
(12:15:22 AM) : *amused* That can be arranged, love.
WpnSpc Ironhide (12:15:37 AM)
:
-is looking very annoyed, and *very*
faintly sad-
elitawarrior
(12:15:47 AM) : *still grinning at him, peering up at him*
elitawarrior
(12:16:54 AM) : Oh yeah? Prove it.
djpsychic wave
(12:17:24 AM) : *whispers* Not here, though, it's too crowded.
How 'bout medbay again or that hallway in front of Lord Megatron's quarters?
Crush All Humanz
(12:21:52 AM) : .........
Crush All Humanz
(12:22:32 AM) : *sends global comm* ::Accept file y/n::
Crush All Humanz
(12:22:58 AM) : *griiiiins*
JazzBabySays (12:23:08 AM)
:
-looks
ready to slag him in the face-
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:23:24 AM) : ... -growls at
Bonecrusher, again-
Crush All Humanz (12:23:26 AM)
:
*looks innocently at Blackout*
jazzmeisterbot
(12:23:29 AM) : *Jazz SCREAMS at the horrible HORRIBLE MUSIC!*
JeffyTehHuman
(12:23:41 AM) : *just watching in amusement, Annabelle passed
out in his arms*
teh blue flash
(12:23:59 AM) : Okay, now where do baby humans come from?
JazzBabySays
(12:24:11 AM) : Do you not believe in the World Wide Web?!
Crush All Humanz
(12:24:11 AM) : *smirks at Blackout*
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I~
JeffyTehHuman (12:24:12 AM)
:
*looks
amused*
JazzBabySays
(12:24:20 AM) : AND SHUT UP BONECRUSHER.
jazzmeisterbot
(12:24:20 AM) has left the room.
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:24:32 AM) : ...surf the
internet for that one.
Crush All Humanz
(12:24:33 AM) : *:D-face*
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:24:49 AM) : Just...be
prepared for the images. -shudders-
Crush All Humanz
(12:25:04 AM) : *looks at Blurr* YOU SHOULD BE ASKING JEFF THAT QUESTION.
JazzBabySays
(12:25:08 AM) : Wipe that awful look off your face. That comm
wasn't something to be proud of.
teh blue flash
(12:25:09 AM) : I tried that already, all it gave me were
images of naked human women...
JeffyTehHuman
(12:25:18 AM) : Well, it takes one of those for sure.
JeffyTehHuman
(12:25:22 AM) : And a naked man too.
Crush All Humanz
(12:25:27 AM) : *pouts* BUT IT'S A
GOOD SONG...... PRIMUS LIKES IT D:
WpnSpc Ironhide
(12:25:29 AM) : -facepalms-
JeffyTehHuman
(12:25:32 AM) : But not always, women can just go to what’s called
a sperm bank...
teh blue flash
(12:25:55 AM) : Okay... *taking mental notes*
AND THAT’S ALL I GOT