Crush All Humanz: *ALRIGHT SO. Got three mechs standing outside a base. One mech
turns to the others and says....* ARE WE GOING BACK TO THAT SLAGGING
HIDEOUS TOWN AGAIN?
pinkbikerbot07: *nudges Crusher* Wanna go check
another hotel?
Crush All Humanz: *last thing he wants to do is check
another hotel* ....WHATEVER. ....UH. *looks at Blackout briefly* HOW DO YOU
HIDE A HELICOPTER?
pinkbikerbot07: HYrm. *peers at Blackout uneasily* He
could be a problem.
JazzBabySays: I'm a master of disguise and
infiltration. I'll manage. -smirks-
Crush All Humanz: *opticroll* RIIGHT. OKAY... SO BACK TO THAT SLAGGING
STUPID TOWN, THEN?
pinkbikerbot07: *nods* I guess so.
JazzBabySays: I have no qualms. I'm curious to see what
caused you such distress.
pinkbikerbot07: *bursts into giggles* You haven't told
him?!
Crush All Humanz: NO I HAVEN'T AND IT'S NOT IMPORTANT AND
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO INTO IT.
JazzBabySays: .....
JazzBabySays: Haven't told me what.
Crush All Humanz: NOTHING.
pinkbikerbot07: But it was such a fun adventure! Hey,
we could stop in and see Annie tonight!
Crush All Humanz: . . . . . .
JazzBabySays: ...Annie? -optic twitch- Who's that, pray
tell?
Crush All Humanz: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS.
pinkbikerbot07: *dies in laughter* Tell him. *nudges*
The hotel receptionist?
Crush All Humanz: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
Crush All Humanz: SHE'S INSANE.
JazzBabySays: -turns to Arcee-
How much would I have to bribe you to reveal the information?
Crush All Humanz: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR THE
SQUISHY NOT TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED OKAY
pinkbikerbot07: *hysterics* Oh, shouldn't take much...
Crush All Humanz: *glare*
JazzBabySays: Do you take credit or direct exchange?
-dryly, though rather serious-
pinkbikerbot07: Oh, I think just a simple
"Thanks" ought to do it for me...
Crush All Humanz: *is about to grab Arcee* FEMME, THE HUMAN, HE COULD BE IN DANGER.
Crush All Humanz: MASSIVE DANGER.
Crush All Humanz: *glare* DANGER OF BEING CRUSHED. WE
SHOULD HURRY. WOULDN'T WANT SCORP TO HAVE TO FIND A
NEW PLAYMATE.
JazzBabySays: If he's already dead then there's not a
problem. -snaps- Detailed report. Now.
pinkbikerbot07: Danger of being crushed
pinkbikerbot07: o.O
JazzBabySays: He's making excuses. Pathetic
ones, might I add. Ever for him.
Crush All Humanz: SO WHAT, WE'RE GONNA STAND OUT HERE ALL
NIGHT AND TALK ABOUT SOME STUPID HUMANS THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER MEETING?
pinkbikerbot07: *nods* Hmm. I see. It kind of started
with that receptionist last night...we went to the first hotel we saw...
JazzBabySays: OH?
Crush All Humanz: .....
Crush All Humanz: *defeated.*
Crush All Humanz: *slumps*
pinkbikerbot07: *nods, grinning* But he should tell
you, I'm sure he;d be better at tellign
the whole story. *nudges Crusher* He wants a status report.
pinkbikerbot07: Tell him.
Crush All Humanz: .......
JazzBabySays: Yes Bonecrusher. Enlighten me.
pinkbikerbot07: *nods, evil smile*
JazzBabySays: Seeing as you've dined to hide some
rather interesting information from me.
pinkbikerbot07: *singsong* Very interesting!
Crush All Humanz: THERE WAS A STUPID HUMAN FEMME WHO TRIED TO ENTICE ME WITH HER LACKLUSTER APPERANCE AND I MANAGED TO ESCAPE HER CLUTCHES UNSCATHED AND WE DIDN'T FIND JEFF SO WE CAME BACK.
Crush All Humanz: *nods* THAT'S ABOUT IT OKAY CAN WE GO
NOW.
pinkbikerbot07: ....
pinkbikerbot07: She liked Crusher's holo. *nods* I recorded most of the night. It was to
hilarious not too.
JazzBabySays: ....uh huh....
Crush All Humanz: ............
Crush All Humanz: *rounds on Arcee*
YOU RECORDED IT?!
pinkbikerbot07: *backs up a step* It was funny!
Crush All Humanz: YOU SLAGGING
LITTLE CONNIVING, BACKSTABBING FEMME!!
Crush All Humanz: *grabby motions*
pinkbikerbot07: Hey, I'm not backstabbing if I havenvt given it to anyone! I'm not Swindle! *backs away,
laughter*
JazzBabySays: -shoves Bonecrusher back- Ignore him. I'd
love to see it, personally.
Crush All Humanz: IF YOU GIVE IT TO HIM YOU'RE NO BETTER
THAN SWINDLE - YOU JUDAS!
pinkbikerbot07: *holds hands up* I wont give it to him
if you tell me not too. I'm keeping it for my own amusement.
JazzBabySays: ......
Crush All Humanz: *relieved sigh*
JazzBabySays: Very well. -rounds on Bonecrusher- We'll
just have a long, in depth, conversation about this matter
at a later date.
pinkbikerbot07: *grinning happily*
Crush All Humanz: ....*whimper*
pinkbikerbot07: *can't help bursting into laughter*
JazzBabySays: -proceeds to shun him- Now let's get this
over with. Where are we starting this search?
Crush All Humanz: *glares* THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING THIS
WHOLE TIME
JazzBabySays: If you're not interested in hotels,
there are always hospitals worth analyzing. Though by now he might have moved
on completely.
Crush All Humanz: .....
pinkbikerbot07: In the town. *nods* Search another
hotel.
pinkbikerbot07: Hrmm.. True.
Crush All Humanz: *sighs and already is transforming* JUST SEARCH THE SLAGGING HOTELS, I DON'T SEE WHY THAT'S SO DIFFICULT.
Crush All Humanz: *never mind that it was him making
all the fuss*
JazzBabySays: -scoffs, transforming himself and taking
to the air, hovering-
pinkbikerbot07: *laughes,
then transforms and zooms back towards the town*
Crush All Humanz: *pedal to the metal baby, trailing Arcee* *open comm unless otherwise noted* :: ....HE
WOULDN'T BE IN THE HOSPITAL, WOULD HE? :: *is so not worried.*
pinkbikerbot07: ::...I wouldn't *think* so. He
probably would have texted us, or
something...maybe...::
JazzBabySays: ::I would hardly know, though if his
paranoia is well placed....::
Crush All Humanz: :: PROBABLY NOT, HE'S OVERLY JUMPY. ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::He really is...::
JazzBabySays: ::What an understatement, really.::
pinkbikerbot07: ::So why are you coming, Blackout?
Thought you hated him::
JazzBabySays: ::I have my reason.:: -snaps-
pinkbikerbot07: *zooming towards the town, making her
little wavy lines again. At least they weren't drunk this time*
pinkbikerbot07: ::Fine, fine. Be pissy.::
Crush All Humanz: *kind of wishes he were drunk this time*
:: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING. SLAGGER'S ALWAYS
PISSY. ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::That's true.::
JazzBabySays: -ignores, making his way straight towards
the town, it already in his range-
Crush All Humanz: *grumbles and speeds up because bastard
helicopters are too fast*
pinkbikerbot07: *muffles her laughter, speeding up in
an effort to keep up with the other two*
Crush All Humanz: *having driven like forever, takes it
upon himself to parallel on the street... wrong side, again. will he ever
learn?*
JazzBabySays: -had already made ground, taking refuge
on top of a business scraper of minimal size. thankfully he didn't fall through
the roof-
pinkbikerbot07: *parks herself on the *right* side of
the road, shaking her head at Crusher and activating her holo*
JazzBabySays: -follows suit, his holo
activating outside the building and walking towards the others. thanks to his
expertise his range is a bit further than most-
Crush All Humanz: *his holo poofs into existence outside the cab, doing a customary
headshake and totally ignoring his horrible parking job. Assume for the sake of
sanity that nonCAPS is his holo.*
pinkbikerbot07: *points* There. *hotel right across
the street* Start here?
JazzBabySays: As good as any. -nods-
Crush All Humanz: *sigh* I guess.
Crush All Humanz: *is vowing to himself to not be made a
fool of - not this time!*
pinkbikerbot07: *marches in the front door, expecting
the others to be right behind her*
Crush All Humanz: *reluctantly
follows, grumbling the whole way through*
JazzBabySays: -takes up the rear of their little group,
giving the room a complete sweep with his eyes. how cheap-
pinkbikerbot07: *stops dead in the doorway, staring at
the receptionist* No way.
Crush All Humanz: . . . . . . .
JazzBabySays: o.o?
Receptionist: *the
same, blonde, big boobed Annie is standing behind the
counter, waving at them* Didn't find your friend?
Crush All Humanz: ..............
Crush All Humanz: *hangs head*
Crush All Humanz: Primus hates me.
JazzBabySays: ............-eyes narrow- I take it
you've all met this one?
Crush All Humanz: *wince* Kindasortamaybejustalittle.
Receptionist: Oh
we've met. *grinning*
Receptionist: *leans
forward on counter* And who're you, sugar?
Receptionist: *to
Blackout*
Crush All Humanz: *primuskillmeprimuskillmeprimuskillme*
JazzBabySays: -Gives her his most disdainful look down
his nose-
Receptionist: *totally
unaffected* Giving you those hotel rooms last night cost me my job. Hope ya'll dont need more...*frowning*
Crush All Humanz: .........Uh.
Crush All Humanz: .... :: WHAT NOW?! ::
Receptionist: *sighes*
JazzBabySays: ::I could beat it out of her.
Viciously.::
Receptionist: You
do, don't you?
pinkbikerbot07: ::No beating.::
Crush All Humanz: ......Kind of.
JazzBabySays: ::Killjoy.::
pinkbikerbot07: ::snort::
Crush All Humanz: *shuffleshuffles
up to desk*
Receptionist: Well.
Since it cost me my job, and probably will this time, I want double the price.
*nods* Assuming you're still looking for your Jeff fellow.
JazzBabySays: -sticks rather suspiciously close to
Bonecrusher-
JazzBabySays: -really close-
Receptionist: I
want a kiss from you. *points to Crusher* Like last time. And, one from you.
*to Blackout*
JazzBabySays: ..................
Crush All Humanz: ....................
JazzBabySays: -sloooowly
turns to glare death at Bonecrusher-
pinkbikerbot07: ::guys...::
Crush All Humanz: ......*winces*
Receptionist: *grinning,
tapping the registry book*
JazzBabySays: -glaring-
Crush All Humanz: ....*directs his eyes to Annie* Wait.
*suspiciously* How many Jeff's are there staying here?
Receptionist: I'm waaaiiiiting.
Receptionist: *shakes
head* Not telling til I get payment.
pinkbikerbot07: ::silently shaking behind the two::
Crush All Humanz: That's hardly fair!
Receptionist: No,
I think it's fair. *grinning*
JazzBabySays: ::Are you sure I can't just kill her and
take the book?::
Crush All Humanz: *is edging away from Blackout*
Crush All Humanz: :: YES CAN HE PLEASE? ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::No! Just do it you two. ::
Crush All Humanz: :: I HATE YOU. ::
Receptionist: *grinning,
leaning over the counter at them::
Crush All Humanz: *leans against the counter and pouts at Annie* Aw, babe.... I don't wanna share him!
Crush All Humanz: *death to you ALL*
JazzBabySays: ::But...she looks contaminated...::
JazzBabySays: ::I'd hate to catch her stupidity.::
Receptionist: *smiles
happily* Sorry Charlie, that's the price.
pinkbikerbot07: *bursts into a new fit of hysterical
giggles* ::Charlie...::
Crush All Humanz: :: SHUT UP IT WAS THE BEST I COULD COME
UP WITH. ::
JazzBabySays: ::....Charlie....?:: -bemused-
Crush All Humanz: *sighs* Fine... I guess... Just don't hate me if he's no good. *leaaans over and gives her a begrudging kiss - not quite as sloppy as last time~ he's getting better!*
Crush All Humanz: *is totally imagining her DYING at his
hands.*
Receptionist: *hands
in hair*
JazzBabySays: -one hand makes a fist slightly-
pinkbikerbot07: *cannot contain herself, bursts into
audible laughter, recording it aaaaaaaaaall, again*
Crush All Humanz: *winces ow ow ow, pulls back quickly ow hair pulling!*
Receptionist: *lets
go, grinning at Blackout* Your turn, honey.
Crush All Humanz: *is hoping for a strangulation*
JazzBabySays: -scowls, but approaches. leaning forward,
he gets close enough, and then...pecks her on the cheek. the bitch never said
how Blackout had to kiss her XP-
pinkbikerbot07: ::-Don't hurt her we don’t want
this linked back to us::
Receptionist: Hrmmm,
no honey that's not quite good enough.
Receptionist: *leans
forward* Give Annie a big smoochy like you're sugar
daddy here did.
Crush All Humanz: *growls a little*
JazzBabySays: .....sugar what?
-researching...researching...growls-- He is no such thing.
Receptionist: *smiles
sweetly* Waaaaiting.
pinkbikerbot07: ::Just kiss her and shut her up::
Crush All Humanz: :: ......... ::
pinkbikerbot07: *giggle*
JazzBabySays: ::Why don't you do it then, if it's so
easy?:: -snaps, but leans in again, trying to keep as light a kiss as possible-
Crush All Humanz: *glares at Arcee*
:: IF THIS WERE BARRICADE I DOUBT YOU'D BE SO GIGGLY. ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::She doesn't want me...and ooooh yes I would be
pinkbikerbot07: *::
Receptionist: *leans
back, mollified* Okay. Make less of a ruckus this time, okay? *writing numbers
down* There aren't as many as last night.
JazzBabySays: -looking rather sick to his stomach-
Crush All Humanz: *hangs head, snags numbers*
Crush All Humanz: *teethgrit* Thank.
You.
Receptionist: *waves
fingers* Good luck, boys. You're welcome.
Crush All Humanz: *pushes Blackout towards the elevator*
We can kill her on the way down, we can kill her on the way down...
JazzBabySays: -when they turn away he rubs his arm across
his mouth, trying to wash away the violation and dirt surely
lingering there-
pinkbikerbot07: *right in front of them, jamming the
button on the elevator, cracking up* I'm so glad you're with us tonight,
Blackout!
JazzBabySays: I wish I could say the same.
pinkbikerbot07: What are the room numbers tonight?
*grin*
Crush All Humanz: *growls to himself* If any of these slaggers touch him.... *looking at the paper*
Crush All Humanz: .......Four.
Crush All Humanz: ....All that for four.
Crush All Humanz: *is crying inside, really*
JazzBabySays: .....what.
pinkbikerbot07: *....dies*
pinkbikerbot07: Three?
JazzBabySays: I TOUCHED THAT VILE WOMAN FOR FOUR HOTEL
NUMBERS? FOUR?
pinkbikerbot07: Shush. What floor?
JazzBabySays: -looking almost murderous enough to turn
right back around and kill a certain receptionist-
Crush All Humanz: ....111, 201, 208, and 313.
pinkbikerbot07: Okay. *jams the 2 button* Who wants to
knock first?
Crush All Humanz: *absently messes with Blackout's hair* We had to deal with "Annie."
Crush All Humanz: You deal with this one.
JazzBabySays: Agreed.
pinkbikerbot07: *nods* Okay!
pinkbikerbot07: *bangs on the door* Jeeeeeeeefffy!!
Crush All Humanz: *is so prepared for something horrible
and unspeakable.*
pinkbikerbot07: *still cheerful, for now*
Hotel Guest: -some
shuffling is heard from inside, then the crash of a table, before a door opens,
large plumes of smoke filtering out from behind a mussed haired young man of
about 16-
pinkbikerbot07: *stare* Er...::wrong room, guys...::
JazzBabySays: -covers his nose and mouth at that,
sensors going haywire. ugh!-
Crush All Humanz: :: ....WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? ::
Hotel Guest: -actually
looks up to them...and up...and up...looking more at the ceiling- Mmeah?
pinkbikerbot07: ::frowning...mmm...something...er...::
Ehehehe...sorry, I think we've got the wrong room...?
Crush All Humanz: *shaking his head* Really wrong room...
Hotel Guest: Wrong
room, bubblegum? Nah, it's all relative...
pinkbikerbot07: ::...bubblegum...?::
Hotel Guest: ::...he
speaks nonsense...::
pinkbikerbot07: *slowly backing away* Er...sorry about
that...
Hotel Guest: -nodding
sagely at really nothing in particular-
Crush All Humanz: *confused* What's relative?
*deals in absolutes, poor guy...*
pinkbikerbot07: ::What the slag is wrong with him?::
JazzBabySays: ::Scans show large amounts of chemical
compounds in his system that should probably not be there...or he's simply
deranged.::
Crush All Humanz: :: THE SAME THING THAT'S WRONG WITH
EVERY SLAGGING HUMAN ON THIS PLANET. THEY'RE INSANE.
::
Hotel Guest: Everything
is rel...what are we talking about? I'm hungry.
pinkbikerbot07: *snorts* ::They really are...::
Eat...something? Backs into Blackout*
Crush All Humanz: .....:: HE'S GOING TO TRY AND EAT US.
::
JazzBabySays: -scowls, but doesn't blame her for her
caution, and puts his hands on her shoulders-
Crush All Humanz: Wrong room. Sorry. Time to go.
*wide-eyed - oh god, he really believes the kid's gonna try to eat them*
Hotel Guest: -sniffs
the air frantically, the smell of a fire starting to waft out- Looks like my
shoes are ready...-slams the door shut-
pinkbikerbot07: ....o.o
Shoes...?
JazzBabySays: ....
Crush All Humanz: ....
JazzBabySays: ...next room please?
Crush All Humanz: ...208. Down the hall. *pointing*
pinkbikerbot07: Yes...please...*waving excess smole out of her face* I'm not knocking again. I got a facefull of that crap.
JazzBabySays: Very well, I will be the brave and
unfortunate soul to do so this time.
pinkbikerbot07: *grins* Great. *light push*
Crush All Humanz: *grumbling* Humans are so slagging strange. Hate them.
pinkbikerbot07: *shaking her head* They really are an
interesting species.
JazzBabySays: -eyeroll, heading down the way till he
reaches the door, giving it three precise, curt knocks-
Crush All Humanz: No, they aren't. They're disgusting and
weird and stupid.
JazzBabySays: I couldn't have put it better myself,
really.
pinkbikerbot07: *snickers, gives Blackout a nudge* Knockem silly.
Hotel Guest: *looooong
silence.... and then the door creaks open slowly, eerily really, and a
middle-aged man leans his head out the door.* .......*...and stares.*
Hotel Guest: *just.... stares.*
JazzBabySays: ::Once again, no Jeff. This is looking
more and more like a wild roborabbit chase.::
JazzBabySays: ::...and why is he looking at me like
that?::
Crush All Humanz: :: WELCOME TO MY WORLD, BLENDER. ::
Crush All Humanz: :: .............. ::
pinkbikerbot07: *hangs back, covering her mouth*
JazzBabySays: .... ::This human is disconcerting.::
...apparently we have the wrong room. My pardons.
Hotel Guest: *....stares.*
pinkbikerbot07: *leans against the wall, laughing
hysterically. Again*
Crush All Humanz: ........*frowning* Uh....?
JazzBabySays: ::What is he looking at? Is my
form fazing?::
JazzBabySays: -absently looks down at himself, but sees
nothing wrong-
Crush All Humanz: :: NO.... :: *may or may not be using this as an excuse to ogle Blackout's holo*
Hotel Guest: *still staring... only now
his eyelid's twitching a little*
pinkbikerbot07: *trying to calm herself* ::Well, ask
him maybe he's Jeff's...uncle?!::
JazzBabySays: ......... ::They look nothing
alike...though that sudden twitch kind of reminds me of him.::
pinkbikerbot07: *gentle nudge* ::Ask!::
JazzBabySays: ::Why must I be the one?!::
Crush All Humanz: *finds himself staring back -
mesmerized....*
pinkbikerbot07: ::You knocked.::
JazzBabySays: ::...:: -sighs- Sorry for intruding, sir,
but would you happen to be related to another man named Jeffery?
Hotel Guest: ..........................................................*yep,
still staring. more twitching now, but still... just blankly staring at
Blackout*
JazzBabySays: ::....do you think he's ill as well?::
-running a scan, trying to see if they turnn up anything-
pinkbikerbot07: Aaah....*blinks*
Hotel Guest: .....*and then, finally*
....You! *points at Blackout dramatically*
JazzBabySays: ....me? -looks thoroughly confused, brows
crinkled-
pinkbikerbot07: *jumps back*
Hotel Guest: *grins wildly - just look
at those teeth!* You!
pinkbikerbot07: O.O
JazzBabySays: o.o;
Crush All Humanz: oo;
Hotel Guest: *leaps from behind
the door and gives Blackout the biggest bearhug he
possibly can*
JazzBabySays: ::Why is it that humans cannot string
together so much as a sentence these days? Imbec-!!!!!!!!!!::
Crush All Humanz: *growl*
JazzBabySays: ::WHY IS IT TOUCHING ME IT'S TOUCHING ME
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF::
JazzBabySays: -stiff as a board, looking down at the
man in a near panic-
JazzBabySays: -holo form even
flickers once as he nearly loses it-
pinkbikerbot07: ::...hoshit::
Hotel Guest: *talking super-fast to
himself, leaps back behind his door* You!!! *biiiig
grin again and then - doorslam!*
JazzBabySays: ...........
pinkbikerbot07: *stares....bursts into gales of
laughter*
Crush All Humanz: .........
JazzBabySays: I feel...so...dirty.
pinkbikerbot07: He...he...*hiccups*
Blackout...hugged...
Crush All Humanz: *growls again and reaches out to mess
with Blackout's hair* We can kill him now or later.
JazzBabySays: -rubbing his arms a bit frantically, as
if trying to clean off some dirt there- Ew ew ew...do humans assault each
other like that naturally?
pinkbikerbot07: S-s-s-s-sometimes...*still laughing*
Crush All Humanz: *tugs Blackout into his arms to do the
rubbing for him* Only gross ones. *glaring at the door* Can we get the slag
away from here now?
JazzBabySays: Yes. Let's. As fast as possible.
pinkbikerbot07: *nods* Crusher, you got the next one?
Crush All Humanz: *winces* Are they gonna hug me?
JazzBabySays: -practically whimpers, leaning in closer
to Bonecrusher-
pinkbikerbot07: You guys are pitiful.
Crush All Humanz: *begins shuffleshuffling
towards the elevator, managing to hold on to Blackout nonetheless* Shut up,
"Bubblegum."
JazzBabySays: I didn't see you trying touch him
and remove him from my person. -not even thinking about disengaging from
Bonecrusher-
pinkbikerbot07: *perks* That's cute. Gonna call me
that from now on?
JazzBabySays: Only you would find human nicknames
endearing. -.-;
pinkbikerbot07: *grins happily* Yesyes.
What floor?
Crush All Humanz: ....*contemplatively* Maybe. 3rd floor.
pinkbikerbot07: ...Maybe?
Crush All Humanz: *and looks at Blackout* I wasn't gonna touch him. Did you see those teeth?! That's the second human I've thought was gonna eat us.
Crush All Humanz: Maybe call you Bubblegum from now on.
Who knows. *shrug*
JazzBabySays: -stamps on his foot-
pinkbikerbot07: *grins happily, elevator ding!*
Crush All Humanz: OW!
Crush All Humanz: *winces, shoves Blackout into the elevator*
Crush All Humanz: *hard*
pinkbikerbot07: *snickers, shoves Crusher*
JazzBabySays: -winces, rubbing the back of his head-
Crush All Humanz: *trips over own feet, landing face first against the elevator wall*
Crush All Humanz: Why is everyone abusing me?!
JazzBabySays: -smirks- Because you ask for it.
Crush All Humanz: I just want to find a slagging human! Not be beaten up like some kind of punching bag!
Crush All Humanz: *pouts*
pinkbikerbot07: It's hella
fun, Crusher!
JazzBabySays: -still smirking as he pushes the button
for the next floor- Then let's get this done with, shall we?
Crush All Humanz: *grumbles to himself about the indignity
of it all*
pinkbikerbot07: *elevator DING!*
Crush All Humanz: *reluctantly wanders out* I hate humans, I hate humans, I hate humans.
Crush All Humanz: *it's becoming a mantra!*
JazzBabySays: -follows-
pinkbikerbot07: *laughing under her breath*
Crush All Humanz: *glares at Arcee*
It's not funny. None of this is funny.
JazzBabySays: Well...some of it has been worthwhile.
pinkbikerbot07: Sure, sure....
pinkbikerbot07: *grins to Blackout* See!
Crush All Humanz: *glare switches to Blackout* How?!
Crush All Humanz: How could any of this be worth anything
to anyone?!
Crush All Humanz: *is approaching the room on the list*
JazzBabySays: See you miserable brings me some
semblance of joy.
pinkbikerbot07: ...*dies*
Crush All Humanz: *says nothing.*
Crush All Humanz: *thudthudthud
upon the door*
Hotel Guest: *door
creaks open slightly, then is thrown open, the same, sexy, sculpted NAKED man
from the previous night standing there, eyeing Crusher with appreciation and
L-U-S-T*
JazzBabySays: ...............
Crush All Humanz: . . . . . . .
pinkbikerbot07: ::.....I cannot handle this.::
Crush All Humanz: *this night is so not going well*
Crush All Humanz: Uh.
Crush All Humanz: ....Wrong room ok time to go.
JazzBabySays: ::Why is he not wearing the proper Earth
coverings?:: -sounds more confused than upset-
Crush All Humanz: :: BECAUSE HE'S A MORON OKAY LET'S GO.
::
Hotel Guest: Don't
leave. *peering at Crusher* I liked what I saw the other night, and now you
brought a friend. *eyeing Blackout*
Crush All Humanz: I what huh no wait what?! *oh god, the
poor mech...*
JazzBabySays: ....::What is he talking about
Bonecrusher.:: -obviously more of a demand than a request-
Crush All Humanz: :: NOTHING. HE'S STUPID. ::
JazzBabySays: ::Hn....::
Hotel Guest: *quick
grope again*
Crush All Humanz: AOPGUhdsf
Crush All Humanz: *leaps away*
JazzBabySays: -SUCKER PUNCHES THE MAN-
Hotel Guest: *stumble*
Oooh fiesty. I like it.
*little grope to Blackout*
pinkbikerbot07: ::.......................::
pinkbikerbot07: ::Blackout. Dont
kill the man.::
JazzBabySays: -makes a sound akin to a surprised yelp
and a snarl-
Crush All Humanz: *kicks at the man and tugs Blackout into
his arms* *growls* MINE.
JazzBabySays: -isn't listening, preparing to leap and strangle
him now-
Crush All Humanz: Not yours. MINE.
JazzBabySays: ::Just one minute. That's all I'll
need.::
pinkbikerbot07: *pushes them away* Come on honey, back
away from the naked human...
Crush All Humanz: *growling*
JazzBabySays: ::Just. One. MINUTE.::
JazzBabySays: ::You don't even have to look pinkbot. I'll make his death swift and relatively
painless.::
pinkbikerbot07: *shoves the stumbling man back into
his room* YeahokaythanksGOODNIGHT! *slams the door*
Hotel Guest: *muffled
thump against the door, silence*
JazzBabySays: -slumps against Bonecrusher in obvious
disappointment-
Crush All Humanz: :: HIS DEATH WILL BE LONG AND PAINFUL
AND TORTUROUS AND RRRRRR. ::
pinkbikerbot07: *quickly ushering the two away* Okaytimetogoanymorerooms?
Crush All Humanz: *pets* The whole building can come down
when we're done.
JazzBabySays: -looking back, memorizing the room number
and any other details-
Crush All Humanz: *glares at Arcee* One more.
Crush All Humanz: And then this whole building is gone.
This one and last nights and the ones around them.
pinkbikerbot07: *grinning brightly* Okay, who knocks?
pinkbikerbot07: You cant knock the ones around us
down, what if Jeff isn't in that last room?
JazzBabySays: NOT. ME.
JazzBabySays: I'm done with knocking on doors and
humans. If he's not in it, you both have either 5.6 seconds to move away from
this target zone or join in.
pinkbikerbot07: *scowls* Why'd we bring him again?
pinkbikerbot07: He's gonna end up making Jeff a
splattered mess.
JazzBabySays: I've been violated more times tonight
than I can count. I think their deaths are warranted.
Crush All Humanz: *is still petting Blackout* We brought
him because he could come.
pinkbikerbot07: *shrugs* Fiiiine.
Don't blame me if he smooshes Jeff. Then, the other
night will have been for nothing. *grinning at Crusher*
Crush All Humanz: *growls*
JazzBabySays: -frowns-
Crush All Humanz: ...*pokes Blackout in the back of the
head, reluctantly* No smooshing Jeffs
tonight.
JazzBabySays: -frowns deeper-
JazzBabySays: I wasn't aware you were the boss of me.
pinkbikerbot07: *grins cheerfully*
Crush All Humanz: I wasn't aware that you let humans get
to you so badly.
pinkbikerbot07: I'll knock on the last one
Crush All Humanz: *looks at Arcee*
Fine.
JazzBabySays: ....
pinkbikerbot07: *cheerful again* What floor?
Crush All Humanz: *is nonetheless still petting Blackout*
First.
JazzBabySays: -finally takes notice, and kind of gently
brushes his hand aside, looking at him strangely-
pinkbikerbot07: *optic roll, jamming the down button
on the elevator*
Crush All Humanz: *shrugs and ceases & desists* Still.
If he isn't here, what the slag are we going to do?
pinkbikerbot07: There's more hotels.
pinkbikerbot07: *totally enjoying herself*
Crush All Humanz: *hangs his head* Slag.
JazzBabySays: -calculating the odds and ends- Assuming
he's neither injured nor reduced to human welfare shelters, he might have
ducked into different hotels.
Crush All Humanz: *baDING*
pinkbikerbot07: *nods* He could be changing hotels
every night.
JazzBabySays: ....what's that look for, 'Charlie'?
Crush All Humanz: Don't call me Charlie.
pinkbikerbot07: *snorts, elevator DING!!*
JazzBabySays: Would you prefer Butch? That one's rather
suitable...
pinkbikerbot07: Ew. *runs off the elevator* What room?
JazzBabySays: Or perhaps Bubba.
Crush All Humanz: . . . . . .
Crush All Humanz: *growling* 111.
JazzBabySays: -grinning, exiting the elevator-
pinkbikerbot07: Okay. *dances forward, finding the
room and banging on the door*
Crush All Humanz: And she *points at Arcee as he moves out of the elevator* had the idiocy to call me Crusher in front of that wench downstairs.
Crush All Humanz: What was I supposed to do?
JazzBabySays: Break her neck?
JazzBabySays: Not like we leave fingerprints to be
tracked.
Crush All Humanz: *points again* She wouldn't let
me. *pouting*
pinkbikerbot07: *glares over her shoulder, still
banging on the door*
JazzBabySays: ...-raises an eyebrow at him-
Crush All Humanz: *is frowning at the door* ....Empty
room?
Hotel Guest: *door
creaks open halfway*
pinkbikerbot07: Um...Jeff...? *blinks*
Hotel Guest: .....*door
swings open, old, withered, positively ancient woman standing there*
Crush All Humanz: .......*is so confused*
Crush All Humanz: :: HOW CAN THERE BE WOMEN IN ROOMS UNDER
"JEFF"?! ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::...I don't know...:: Jeff...?
JazzBabySays: .....::I thought Jeff was considered a
male orientated name? Is she perhaps with a Jeff?::
Hotel Guest: .....*tilts
her head, giving them a wiiiiiiiide toothy smile*
Inside. Come inside. He's inside.
Crush All Humanz: *creeeeped
out* :: THEY WANT TO EAT US. ::
pinkbikerbot07: Inside...? *frowning* You his grandma?
JazzBabySays: ::They can't eat us, you moron.::
Crush All Humanz: :: BUT THEY WANT TO. AND THAT'S
CREEPY ENOUGH FOR ME. ::
Hotel Guest: *gestures*
Inside...He's inside. Come inside. *opens door wider*
JazzBabySays: ::Are you really a Decepticon?:: -scoffs-
Crush All Humanz: *wide eyed* Uh.... I think we might have
the wrong Jeff here.
pinkbikerbot07: *grabs -both- of them, grinning one on
each arm, darts in the door* Okay, where is he?
Crush All Humanz: *yelps*
JazzBabySays: -startled!-
pinkbikerbot07: *glancing around the room, Crusher on
one side, Blackout on the other*
JazzBabySays: ....
Hotel Guest: *slams
the door behind them, pitch black*
JazzBabySays: ::That can't be a good sign...::
Crush All Humanz: *is just a little worried over their
wellbeing*
pinkbikerbot07: ....Jeff? *weak*
Hotel Guest: .....
Crush All Humanz: :: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN THOSE HORROR
MOVIES I WATCHED. DARK ROOMS AND THEN DEAD. ::
Hotel Guest: *woman
cackles*
Crush All Humanz: ....There's no Jeff, huh. *deadpan*
JazzBabySays: -instinctively moves in closer, in case
he needs to cover for the others-
Hotel Guest: Jeff....is....
Crush All Humanz: *is now completely over it* Spit it out!
pinkbikerbot07: *-CLUTCHING- the other two* Is....?
Hotel Guest: *cackles,
flicks a light on* DEAD! *points to mutilated bloody body on the bed*
Crush All Humanz: .......
JazzBabySays: .............
Crush All Humanz: *wanders over, kneels down*
Crush All Humanz: *pokepoke*
pinkbikerbot07: *jumps on Blackout, Cling*
Crush All Humanz: ............This isn't the Jeff we were
looking for.
pinkbikerbot07: Ew! EWEWEWEWEW!
JazzBabySays: -tenses, instinctly
wrapping his arms around to keep her from hurting him- .... ::And to think, you
called me pathetic...::
Crush All Humanz: :: IT'S JUST A MUTILATED HUMAN BODY, ARCEE. PRIMUS, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE. ::
Crush All Humanz: *frowning* I mean, this guy's blonde.
pinkbikerbot07: *cling, grossed out* Ew! ::but GOD look a tit! She carved it like a pumpkin!::
Crush All Humanz: :: EH, IT'S SLOPPY, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
::
JazzBabySays: -unfazed at the body- ::Indeed. Such poor
artsmanship.::
Crush All Humanz: *looks at the woman, rising to full
height* *growl* You led me and my friends on a wild goose chase just to show us
this pathetic piece of work?
Hotel Guest: *cackles,
brandishes knife at him*
pinkbikerbot07: *cling* ::Freaky slagging
WOMAN lets get outta here::
Crush All Humanz: *rolls his eyes* Come on, old hag.
*looms* Let me show you how to really use that. *griiiiiin.*
Hotel Guest: *pokes
at him with it*
Crush All Humanz: *kzzst, fazes*
Hotel Guest: *stare,
pokepokepokepoke*
Crush All Humanz: *leans in close, face to face, wiiiiide grin* BOO.
JazzBabySays: -slightly amused, still holding Arcee up-
Hotel Guest: *blinks,
screams, stabstabstab*
Hotel Guest: DIEDIEDIE!
Crush All Humanz: *laughs as the knife passes harmlessly through him*
Crush All Humanz: *and that's one evil laugh, guys.*
pinkbikerbot07: *still clinging, staring in
astonishment*
Hotel Guest: *flail,
drops knife, runs out of room* MONSTER! GHOST! DEVIL!
Crush All Humanz: *laughing still, wanders out easily*
JazzBabySays: ::All better now that the crippled old
lady is gone, pinkbot?:: -mocking-
Crush All Humanz: *idly notices the other two as his
laughter dies off* What a sweet talking old lady, huh?
pinkbikerbot07: *thwaps him
upside the head, lets go and follows Crusher*
JazzBabySays: -chuckles despite the hit, following them
out-
Crush All Humanz: Well. *frowns a bit now* That's over
with, and we're still one Jeff short.
pinkbikerbot07: *nods, frowning* Do we want to search
another hotel, or leave that until tomorrow night?
Crush All Humanz: *shrugs* I got a comm of there being a party at the base, so we do have something to do other than search.
Crush All Humanz: ...And I don't know if I can handle any
more humans.
pinkbikerbot07: *laughs* Works for me!
JazzBabySays: I've grown weary of the humans as well.
I'm ready to return.
pinkbikerbot07: We can head back, try again tomorrow.
Maybe we can get Jeff to tell us where he is.
Crush All Humanz: *grins at them* Alright... Drinking,
then?
JazzBabySays: Heavy drinking.
pinkbikerbot07: *grin* Drinking!
Crush All Humanz: Lots of it.
pinkbikerbot07: *nudges Blackout* You got any of your
stuff?
Crush All Humanz: *eyes light up*
JazzBabySays: Enough to last us the rest of our
existence. -smirks-
Crush All Humanz: ....We have to walk out the hotel, don't
we.
JazzBabySays: ....must we?
pinkbikerbot07: *grins* Yeah we do. You'll have to say
bye to Annie.
Crush All Humanz: *scowling*
JazzBabySays: ......I'll give her a goodbye alright.
-mumbles-
pinkbikerbot07: *eyes him, heads towards the elevator,
ignoring the screaming old woman running rampant in the halls*
Crush All Humanz: *glares at Blackout* She molested me first, so I get her throat.
Crush All Humanz: *following Arcee
to the elevator*
JazzBabySays: So long as you leave something for me, I
don't care. -gets on the elevator-
pinkbikerbot07: *jams button, elevator DING* You guy's
aren't killing Annie.
Crush All Humanz: Why not?
pinkbikerbot07: Because. She's helped us. Can you
imagine knocking on every single door?
Crush All Humanz: *sigh*
JazzBabySays: I should have knocked her unconscious and
just taken the book...
pinkbikerbot07: *laughter, Elevator DING!*
Crush All Humanz: *grumblegrumble*
Receptionist: Hey
there sugar! *calling to Crusher as they get off elevator*
Receptionist: And
you too, hot stuff! *to Blackout*
JazzBabySays: -bares his teeth at her in a vicious
snarl-
Receptionist: Oooh
you like it rough, do ya?
Crush All Humanz: *growls, snags Blackout around the waste, to Annie* You slagging idiot, I swear to Primus I'm going to kill you!
Crush All Humanz: Don't talk to either of us. *grrring*
pinkbikerbot07: O.o *shoves them both towards the door*
Thanks a lot, Annie!
JazzBabySays: -possessively grabs Bonecrusher back,
proceeding to shun the receptionist-
Receptionist: Mmmm...you
boys are too hot...
pinkbikerbot07: *shoveshove*
Crush All Humanz: *ignores*
Crush All Humanz: *is being shoved and totally going with
it*
JazzBabySays: -leaves without giving the woman another
glance-
pinkbikerbot07: Byeee! *shoving them out the door* Okay
guys. Party?
Crush All Humanz: Yes.
JazzBabySays: I couldn't agree with that statement
anymore than I already do.
Crush All Humanz: Primus yes.
pinkbikerbot07: Sounds fantastic. *holo
flickers, changes, roll out!*
Crush All Humanz: ....>_>
Crush All Humanz: *chuus~ Blackout's holo, then FADE!*
Crush All Humanz: *totally pedal-to-the-metal - oh man, he
really likes running over cars doesn't he*
JazzBabySays: -jumps slightly, scowling in the
direction of his alt form, but...absently rubs his cheek before fazing, the
sounds of his rotor blades kicking on heard in the distance-
pinkbikerbot07: *driving* ::Aren't those little -chuuuus- cute::
Crush All Humanz: :: SHUT UP, BUBBLEGUM. ::
*totally smug, lolz.*
JazzBabySays: -XPPPP-
Crush All Humanz: *and zooms back towards BASE PARTY TIEMZ*
JazzBabySays: -full speed to base, woohoo!-