mrshmllowdreamzz: *pounds on door*

Crush All Humanz: O_O

Crush All Humanz: *whimper*

Crush All Humanz: *covers mouth - SHIT no noise!!!*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *pound pound* Mr. Crusher! Is this your room?!

Crush All Humanz: *frantically looks around but SLAG he doesn't have anything to hide behind!* .... *maybe if he's quiet she'll just go away....*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *eventually pushes the door open* Mr. Crusher?!

Crush All Humanz: ..........*is currently trying to hide behind his berth. how well that works... uh.... it doesn't.*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *stares, giggles* What are you doing! *giggles again* Silly. *shuts door behind her and plops next to him, attempts to drag him out* That just doesn't look comfy!

Crush All Humanz: ........*is staring.*

Crush All Humanz: WHAT THE SLAG ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM

mrshmllowdreamzz: Looking for YOU!

Crush All Humanz: I'M NOT HERE. THIS IS YOUR IMAGINATION. TIME FOR YOU TO GO. *begins pushing her right back to the door*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *doesn't move, grins at him* You are a funny bot!

mrshmllowdreamzz: I'm glad we're friends!

Crush All Humanz: WE- WHAT

Crush All Humanz: WEARENTFRIENDSGOAWAY

mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh, yes we are, silly head! *way to happy*

Crush All Humanz: *frightened by her happiness* NO WE AREN'T. GO AWAY BEFORE I CRUSH YOU INTO A TINY SODA CAN-SIZED FEMME SCRAPHEAP.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *tilts her head* Oh, like a pepsi can? I met Pepsi Convoy and he's really freat, what a handsome mech! He's really friendly too and he said he'd take me to the pretty planet I accidentally landed on, maybe he likes me I dont know I can't really tell but I hope that he does hey do you like anyone or are you with anyone if so I Think thats cute if not its ok cause theres someone out there for everyone!

Crush All Humanz: .........................

Crush All Humanz: *his processors can't even keep up with her*

Crush All Humanz: ....YOU ARE AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE THAN GENKI.

Crush All Humanz: *said in an awed, terrified voice*

mrshmllowdreamzz: Genki? Whose that? Is he another mech? *wants another friend*

Crush All Humanz: *staring*

Crush All Humanz: ...NO. HE'S NOT. HE'S NO ONE. DON'T YOU HAVE... A FEMME TO BE BUGGING, OR SOMETHING?

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* No, I want to talk to you! You are so funny!

Crush All Humanz: *is crying inside, really* I AM NOT FUNNY. I AM MEAN AND VICIOUS AND I'LL GIVE YOU ONE KLICK TO GET THE SLAG OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE I FORCIBLY THROW YOU OUT.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *bursts into happy laughter* Oh Crusher, I really like you! *she didn't mean it like that, but she really thought he was terrific*

Crush All Humanz: *facepalm*

Crush All Humanz: .......WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO GO AWAY?!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* I'm not going anywhere we're gonna be really good friends! *looks around* Hey wheres' your human don't you have a human staying with you?

Crush All Humanz: .........

Crush All Humanz: HE'S OUT - WHERE THE SLAG DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?!

mrshmllowdreamzz: On the journals! *grins* Theres lots of stuff on them! I've been reading, catching up! *taps her head*

Crush All Humanz: ......

Crush All Humanz: WHY?

Crush All Humanz: LEAVE ME ALONE.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Because I want to know what I've missed!

Crush All Humanz: I'M MOODY AND VIOLENT AND KNOWN FOR KILLING LITTLE AUTOBOTS DEAD.

mrshmllowdreamzz: I don't want to leave you alone and I want to talk to you. Besides, you like Arcee, and Elita you can like me too!

Crush All Humanz: .....I DO NOT LIKE EITHER OF THOSE SLAGGERS.

Crush All Humanz: .........ARCEE SIMPLY ENTERTAINS ME MORE THAN MOST FEMMES.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* Okay, sure...

Crush All Humanz: GO AWAY.

mrshmllowdreamzz: No, I wanna talk to you!

Crush All Humanz: WHY?!

mrshmllowdreamzz: I like you! And we are friends!

Crush All Humanz: NO WE ARE NOT WE ARE NOT FRIENDS

Crush All Humanz: *that would be more menacing if he hadn't said it a few notes higher than his normal pitch*

mrshmllowdreamzz: Yes we are don't deny it!

Crush All Humanz: WE ARE NOT. I HATE YOU.

Crush All Humanz: MORE THAN MOST.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles, bounces, hugs him* You do not!

Crush All Humanz: *TWITCH*

Crush All Humanz: DON'TTOUCHMEYOUCRAZYFEMME *leaps away from her*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *bursts into more giggles, attempts to hug again*

Crush All Humanz: *dodges!* BONECRUSHER DOES NOT LIKE HUGS DO NOT HUG BONECRUSHER

mrshmllowdreamzz: Awwww, Bonecrusher doesn't like hugs? *sits on her heels, grinning at him*

Crush All Humanz: *staring, pretty much compressed into the corner of his room* NO. HE DOESN'T. HE HATES THEM. NO TOUCHING.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* Why are you all in the corner like that? *moves to him, blockign him in*

Crush All Humanz: *whimpers*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grinning happily* So who is Genki?

Crush All Humanz: NO ONE.

Crush All Humanz: NOTHING.

Crush All Humanz: I HAVE NOT THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK

mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh...really? I want to meet him!

Crush All Humanz: NO YOU DON'T AND YOU CAN'T ANYWAYS

mrshmllowdreamzz: Why not?

mrshmllowdreamzz: and yes I do!

Crush All Humanz: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MEET HIM.

Crush All Humanz: THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

mrshmllowdreamzz: But I Want too!

Crush All Humanz: THERE WILL BE NO MEETING OF GENKI.

Crush All Humanz: NEVER.

Crush All Humanz: *knows what would happen*

mrshmllowdreamzz: =( *frowny face*

mrshmllowdreamzz: ohplease?

Crush All Humanz: NO.

Crush All Humanz: NO.

Crush All Humanz: DROP IT.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *doesn't wanna* So who is he, if I cant meet him?

Crush All Humanz: ...........A VIRUS.

Crush All Humanz: A VERY VICIOUS, NASTY VIRUS THAT WILL CORRUPT ALL YOUR PROGRAMMING.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh wow. That you have?

mrshmllowdreamzz: Maybe thats why you are so mean!

Crush All Humanz: NO. I WAS MEAN BEFORE GENKI.

Crush All Humanz: I'M ALWAYS MEAN.

Crush All Humanz: I HATE EVERYTHING AND I'M MEAN AND VICIOUS.

mrshmllowdreamzz: I think its just a front. *nods* You're a super sensitive guy!

Crush All Humanz: NO. I'M NOT. I'M A DECEPTICON. AND I HATE THINGS. IT'S NOT HARD TO UNDERSTAND, FEMME.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Yes it is because you seem very sweet!

Crush All Humanz: I AM NOT SWEET!

Crush All Humanz: *panicking*

Crush All Humanz: *WHERE'S YOUR STREET CRED NOW, CRUSHER*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grinning happily* Arcee says she likes you that must mean you're sweet cause Arcee is really sweet!

Crush All Humanz: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW ARCEE ANYMORE, DO YOU.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinks* I've known her for a long time!

Crush All Humanz: SO, IT'S NORMAL FOR HER TO PLAY DECEPTICON WITH A CAPTIVE, THEN?

mrshmllowdreamzz: Huh?

mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinkblink*

mrshmllowdreamzz: No, she wouldn't play...? *confusion*

Crush All Humanz: *smirk* SHE WAS ALMOST AS EAGER AS I WAS TO TAKE A SPY'S ARMS OFF.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *gasp* Nuh-uh!

Crush All Humanz: *smirk widens into more of a leer* YES-HUH.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Nooo!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *firm headshake* Nope. Ypu're just trying to mess with me and make me go away! I'm not going anywhere! *pokes him*

Crush All Humanz: *wince, grumble, glare* SHE WAS COMPLETELY READY TO CHOKE THE SLAGGER TO DEATH, EVEN ELITA COULDN'T STOP HER.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *shake shead* Elita would have stopped her. Not our policy!

Crush All Humanz: I GUESS THERE'S BEEN A POLICY CHANGE, THEN.

mrshmllowdreamzz: ....liar!

Crush All Humanz: WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS COMPLETELY AWESOME AS THAT? YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER. SHE WAS VICIOUS. IT REMINDED ME OF A FEMME I KNEW WAY BACK WHEN.... *contemplative, distracted* SHE WAS PRETTY VIOLENT.

mrshmllowdreamzz: A femme you knew way back when> *beams* Who?!

Crush All Humanz: NOBODY IMPORTANT.

Crush All Humanz: ARCEE'S ALMOST AS VIOLENT AS SHE WAS.

mrshmllowdreamzz: ...who was she?! I dont remember her!

mrshmllowdreamzz: and Arcee is not violent!

Crush All Humanz: SHE IS TOO. MAYBE YOU SHOULD COMM HER AND ASK JUST WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO WITH THE SPY WE CAUGHT.

Crush All Humanz: *leering*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *waves hand* What about this other femme? Who was she? *eager to know about another femme*

Crush All Humanz: SHE WAS A DECEPTICON. *grumbling* AND YOU REALLY SHOULD COMM ARCEE, IF YOU'RE SO SURE I'M LYING.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh, a Decepticon? Which one?

Crush All Humanz: *grumblegrumble, damn, he had been so close!* HER NAME WAS FLAMEWAR. AND SHE WAS ANNOYING. AND YOU'RE ANNOYING. OH, LOOK, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD FRIENDS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO LOOK FOR HER.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh maybe I should!

Crush All Humanz: *nods quickly* YEAH, YOU SHOULD.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *nudges* Was she...you know...

mrshmllowdreamzz: your girlfriend?!

Crush All Humanz: WHAT?!

Crush All Humanz: *gape*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* She was wasn't she?

Crush All Humanz: .........

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles*

Crush All Humanz: IT'S NOT. A LAUGHING MATTER.

Crush All Humanz: *grr.*

mrshmllowdreamzz: ....Oh I'm not laughing at that I'm just thinking about how cute it is. Where is she?

Crush All Humanz: *is pretty sure she got offlined somewhere just before they left cybertron* NO CLUE. YOU SHOULD GO LOOK FOR HER. SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE PAST JUPITER.

mrshmllowdreamzz: ...no...that should be your job!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *hug*

Crush All Humanz: *SHOVES*

Crush All Humanz: DON'T TOUCH ME!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles* You are so fussy!

Crush All Humanz: I HAVE A PERSONAL SPACE BUBBLE. *makes up and down movements with his hands, giving him about five to six feet of space* YOU NEED TO RESPECT IT.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles* Personal space bubble? Is it like an escape pod? Can we go for a ride in it?

Crush All Humanz: .....NO.

Crush All Humanz: IT'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL AREA AROUND ONE'S BODY THAT THEY PREFER TO KEEP FOR THEMSELVES.

mrshmllowdreamzz: =(

Crush All Humanz: MEANING NO TOUCHING.

Crush All Humanz: NO POKING, PRODDING, HUGGING, HAND-SHAKING OR ANY SUCH BUSINESS.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinks* But what about Blackout? You guys touch! *read the LJs*

Crush All Humanz: ............

Crush All Humanz: ...T-THAT'S... VERY DIFFERENT.

mrshmllowdreamzz: ....*pauses*.....

mrshmllowdreamzz: OHHHH!

mrshmllowdreamzz: You have a Boyfriend now!!!!

Crush All Humanz: .......IT- WHAT - NO WAIT WHAT?

Crush All Humanz: *is confused and annoyed and scared*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles* Adorable!

Crush All Humanz: THERE IS NO ADORABLE HERE

mrshmllowdreamzz: You are!

Crush All Humanz: YOU'RE SLAGGING INSANE AND WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH AN APPETISING PRETZEL THAT UNICRON NOMS YOU FIRST.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Revolution?

Crush All Humanz: WHEN I KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU. *deadpan*

mrshmllowdreamzz: ...oh...why would you do that? I thought you liked Arcee?

Crush All Humanz: I DON'T LIKE ANYONE!

mrshmllowdreamzz: ...*blinks* You don't likelike her do you?

Crush All Humanz: WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!

mrshmllowdreamzz: if you do I wont tell anyone. *nod*

Crush All Humanz: *throws hands in the air* NO I DO NOT "LIKELIKE" HER OR "LIKE" HER!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *happy smile*

mrshmllowdreamzz: I know you do!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* So you must likelike her then!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggle*

Crush All Humanz: I ABSOLUTELY, ONE-THOUSAND AND SIX PERCENT DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE SLAGGING FEMME.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Yeah,...lie!

Crush All Humanz: LOOK, I HATE FEMMES.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggle*

mrshmllowdreamzz: No you dont you like Arcee! Stop lying!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *thinks this is also adorable*

mrshmllowdreamzz: I wont tell her.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grin*

Crush All Humanz: I HATE THEM AND I WOULD NEVER EVER GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Go through what?

Crush All Humanz: ....DATING ONE OF YOU SLAGGING FEMMES. NEVER AGAIN.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* I didnt say you had to date her, what are you admitting?

Crush All Humanz: I'M ADMITTING THAT I HATE FEMMES AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN THEM WHATSOEVER.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Uh huh.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *totally doesn't believe him* Look I'm not going to tell her.

Crush All Humanz: .....WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO CONVINCE YOU THAT I WOULD NEVER, EVER, IN A THOUSAND VORNS EVER WANT TO EVEN THINK ABOUT CONSIDERING LIKING ANY FEMME? EVER?

mrshmllowdreamzz: Nothing, cause you already admitted that you liked one at one time.

Crush All Humanz: ONCE IS ENOUGH.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* Okay, whatever. You can keep denying it to yourself. Maybe I will tell Arcee, since it doesnt matter...

Crush All Humanz: GO RIGHT AHEAD. TELL ARCEE YOU THINK I LIKE HER. *shrugs*

mrshmllowdreamzz: Okay!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* Will do, when she gets back.

Crush All Humanz: *grumbles* WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE NOW?

mrshmllowdreamzz: Nope!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grinning* You're my friend, friends talk!

Crush All Humanz: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.

mrshmllowdreamzz: yes! we are!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *happyhappyjopyjoy*

Crush All Humanz: WE ARE NOT. GO AWAY!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *bounces happily*

mrshmllowdreamzz: Best friends!

Crush All Humanz: *if he could even get any further back into that corner he'd BE the walls* GO THE HELL AWAY

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins, edges forward* So...tell me more about Blackout! Is he super sweet??

Crush All Humanz: .........

Crush All Humanz: *stares*

Crush All Humanz: ......YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinks* TOtally serious!

Crush All Humanz: HE'S BLACKOUT.

Crush All Humanz: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN CONSIDER - YOU ARE COMPLETELY IDIOTIC AREN'T YOU.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *stares* No, not idiotic. *grins* I think its super that you and Blackout love each other.

Crush All Humanz: *GAPE*

Crush All Humanz: LOVE?!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods*

Crush All Humanz: WHAT THE- WHAT KIND OF HIGRADE HAVE YOU BEEN CONSUMING?!

mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh thers higrade around here?!

Crush All Humanz: .....THERE ARE DECEPTICONS AND AUTOBOTS GETTING ALONG. OF COURSE THERE'S HIGRADE.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* True. So you and Blackout are like, a couple now?

Crush All Humanz: YES - NO. I- YES. YES. OKAY, FINE, WE ARE. ARE YOU DONE NOW, CAN YOU GO AWAY NOW?

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* That’s great! How long have you been together?!

Crush All Humanz: ..........

Crush All Humanz: *is utterly confused WHY ISN'T SHE LEAVING*

Crush All Humanz: NOT LONG. THIS ISN'T 20 QUESTIONS, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh so it's still new and fresh! *giggle* How sweet!

Crush All Humanz: AUGH.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles*

Crush All Humanz: NO. THERE IS NO SWEET. WHY DO YOU CONTINUALLY USE SUCH MISGUIDED WORDS?!

mrshmllowdreamzz: It is sweet if you would pull your cute little head out of your aft you would see that it is very sweet!

Crush All Humanz: *is so utterly dead inside*

Crush All Humanz: YOU HAVE NO FRAGGING CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *stares at him, wide-eyed* I do!

Crush All Humanz: OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T, IF YOU'RE USING THE TERM "SWEET" IN CONJUNCTION WITH BLACKOUT AND I.

Crush All Humanz: *deadpan.*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grin* Well, it is. *nods* Just like...um...Elita and Soundwave! And...Bluestreak and Skydive! *nods*

Crush All Humanz: .......

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins*

Crush All Humanz: ARE YOU COMPARING US TO SOUNDWAVE? *growl*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *headtilt* Nope.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Maybe Elita, though, she's really nice.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Like you! *grins*

Crush All Humanz: *stares*

Crush All Humanz: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND TO YOU IN A WAY THAT WOULDN'T INVOLVE LOTS OF VIOLENCE, AND MY ROOM IS IN ONE PIECE FOR ONCE SO I'D LIKE TO AVOID THAT. SO PLEASE JUST LEAVE.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *pouts* Don't wanna leave!

mrshmllowdreamzz: Want to keep talking to my new best friend!

Crush All Humanz: I AM NOT YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

mrshmllowdreamzz: Yes you are! *so happy* I love my new best friend Bonecrusher *sings happily*

Crush All Humanz: *whimpers*

Crush All Humanz: I HATE YOU. GO AWAY.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grin* Can I have a hug?

Crush All Humanz: NO!

mrshmllowdreamzz: Please?

Crush All Humanz: NO!!

mrshmllowdreamzz: Ohplease?!

Crush All Humanz: THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH DECIBELS IN THE UNIVERSE TO CONVEY JUST HOW MUCH YOU ARE NOT GETTING A HUG FROM ME EVER.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *pouts* I'll leave if you hug me!

Crush All Humanz: .....*oh god, a dilemma!*

Crush All Humanz: *to hug or not to hug D:*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins happily*

Crush All Humanz: I COULD JUST KICK YOU OUT.

Crush All Humanz: *cracks knuckles*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *pouts* I'll tell Arcee! She'll beat you up!

mrshmllowdreamzz: You said she's mean now, so she will!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *still doesn't believe that, but whatever*

Crush All Humanz: I'D RATHER GET BEATEN UP BY HER THAN TOUCH YOU.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *pouts* Then I'm staying.

Crush All Humanz: .........................

Crush All Humanz: FINE. *and darts around her, moving to his door and opening it*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *chases, pounces him*

Crush All Humanz: AUGH

mrshmllowdreamzz: *tackle hug*

Crush All Humanz: *stumbles, smacks his head against the door* SAGDG

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggle, cling* Love!

mrshmllowdreamzz: Best buddies forever!

Crush All Humanz: GET OFF OF ME OH PRIMUS SAVE ME OR SHOOT ME DO SOMETHING GET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Crush All Humanz: *howls*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *clings happily* Best friends!

Crush All Humanz: *pushes at* GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *clings* Nooo! You wouldn't hug me so now I stay AND I hug you!

Crush All Humanz: WHAT?!

Crush All Humanz: THAT WASN'T - NO - GO AWAY!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grin*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *clings, wraps legs around* Wheee!

Crush All Humanz: *cries out in real terror*

mrshmllowdreamzz: What is wrong with you?!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *loves on*

Crush All Humanz: YOU'RE FRIGHTENING AND I HATE YOU AND I HATE HOW INVADED AND VIOLATED I FEEL RIGHT NOW SO GET THE FUCK OFF!!!!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *one more squeeze, lets go* See! Not so bad!

Crush All Humanz: *is trembling, curls away from her* GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* You look upset, are you okay?

Crush All Humanz: YOU VIOLATE EVERY SINGLE SENSE I HAVE AND IT'S HIGHLY DISCONCERTING.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *gasps* You don't like me, do you! B-because I like someone else!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *stares*

Crush All Humanz: *is staring at her in complete fear and confusion*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinks*

Crush All Humanz: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IN THE PIT YOU'RE EVEN TALKING ABOUT.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *sighs* You! Liking me! Not good! Cause I like someone else. *stares as if its totally obvious what she's saying*

Crush All Humanz: ...WHAT PART OF "I HATE YOU" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggle* It's ok, I wont tell anyone that either. Especially Pep- err...hm.

Crush All Humanz: DEAR PRIMUS, GET AWAY FROM ME. I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU, I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO MURDER YOU.

Crush All Humanz: GO AWAY.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles, glad he didn't catch who her crush was whew!* I'm ok, I like spending time with my new buddy! I can't wait to officially meet Blackout.

Crush All Humanz: ...............

Crush All Humanz: *suddenly can't wait either*

Crush All Humanz: I'M SURE HE'LL LOVE YOU.

Crush All Humanz: *deadpan*

mrshmllowdreamzz: Really? Oooh I can't wait to give him hugs!

Crush All Humanz: ............

Crush All Humanz: *visually imagining just how badly she'd be ripped apart* OH, YES. HE LOVES HUGS.

mrshmllowdreamzz: ...really?!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams*

Crush All Humanz: *knows Blackout is going to kill him for this* REALLY. HE ABSOLUTELY LOVES THEM.

Crush All Humanz: YOU KNOW, SHOCKWAVE LOVES HUGS TOO.

mrshmllowdreamzz: That’s really great!

mrshmllowdreamzz: Really?!

Crush All Humanz: *idly*

Crush All Humanz: YEAH. HE DOESN'T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE HE'S EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT.

Crush All Humanz: BUT HE LOVES A NICE HUG.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Awww...

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grin* That's so cute!

mrshmllowdreamzz: He's all embarrassed about it!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *it

Crush All Humanz: *nods* I THINK HE MIGHT BE IN THE COMMON ROOM, ACTUALLY.

Crush All Humanz: USUALLY ALONE.

mrshmllowdreamzz: I don't think he likes me though...I used to steal his energon...

Crush All Humanz: I'M SURE HE FORGIVES YOU. HE'S NICE TO THE OTHER AUTOBOTS, AFTER ALL, RIGHT?

mrshmllowdreamzz: ...he is?

Crush All Humanz: EVEN THE FEMMES.

mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh...okay, well, maybe I'll talk to him too!

Crush All Humanz: *nods, hiding his enthusiasm for this plan of action* MAYBE YOU SHOULD.

mrshmllowdreamzz: I think that’s a fantastic idea! I can come back here anytime, now I know where you sleep!

Crush All Humanz: ......*hides his utter fear pretty well* ....OF COURSE.

mrshmllowdreamzz: I can always come back an visit! *grins happily*

Crush All Humanz: .........*refrains from answering directly, just shrugs and scoots away from her*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins happily* Yay! I know where Crusher sleeps!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *stands, pounces Crusher for one last lovehug, then heads out*

Crush All Humanz: *cringes*

Crush All Humanz: .....I'M SO GONNA DIE....

mrshmllowdreamzz: *prances out happily*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *stomps back in* He's not in the common room!

Crush All Humanz: ................

Crush All Humanz: *cries*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *grinning happily*

Crush All Humanz: HE'S PROBABLY ON THE NEMESIS.

Crush All Humanz: YOU SHOULD GO FIND HIM.

mrshmllowdreamzz: I don’t think I'm allowed on there. *shakes head*

Crush All Humanz: IT'S MECHS ONLY.

Crush All Humanz: SO YES, YOU ARE.

Crush All Humanz: NO HUMANS.

mrshmllowdreamzz: I...I dunno about that...

Crush All Humanz: I'M SURE OF IT. MEGATRON HIMSELF ORDERED IT TO BE ACCESSIBLE TO AUTOBOTS AND DECEPTICONS ALIKE.

mrshmllowdreamzz: ...really?

Crush All Humanz: *nods* I MEAN, HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BANG PRIME IN HIS OWN ROOM ON THE NEMESIS IF THAT WEREN'T THE CASE.

mrshmllowdreamzz: *blink*

mrshmllowdreamzz: Ah...okay. I'll go check it out, then!

mrshmllowdreamzz: *pouncelovehug!*

mrshmllowdreamzz: *dances out again*

Crush All Humanz: *FREAKS*

Crush All Humanz: *LOCKS THE DOOR*