crush all humanz: :: I GENERALLY ASSUME THAT FLOATING, DISEMBODIED VOICES TALKING TO ME MEANS I SHOULD TALK TO YOU. IS THIS A FAIR ASSUMPTION? ::

LordMegsy: ::Hn? You're hearing voices?:: *sounds like he just woke up*

crush all humanz: :: VOICES THAT SOUND LIKE THE VOK, THAT IS. ::

crush all humanz: :: I'D BE LESS WORRIED IF IT WERE JUST A RANDOM VOICE. ::

LordMegsy: ::The Vok. They're speaking to you? Why?::

LordMegsy: ::What do they want?::

crush all humanz: :: I THINK I ANNOYED IT TO THE POINT WHERE HE DECIDED TO DEAL WITH THAT OBNOXIOUS FEMME RATHER THAN ME. ::

crush all humanz: *sounds vaguely offended*

crush all humanz: :: THEY WANTED TO INFORM ME THAT I WAS, FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER, A KEY. ::

crush all humanz: :: ....AND THEN DIDN'T WANT TO TELL ME WHAT, EXACTLY, THAT MEANT. ::

LordMegsy: ::Key to what?::

LordMegsy: ::To be honest, I haven't paid much attention to their ramblings.::

crush all humanz: :: I DON'T USUALLY EITHER. BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD TO IGNORE THEM WHEN THEY'RE TALKING TO YOU ABOUT YOU BEING A KEY, AND ASKING YOU TO HELP THEM DO WHATEVER IT IS - REBUILD NEXUS WHATEVER. REALLY OBNOXIOUS. THEY KEPT ASKING ME WHAT PART OF THE WORLD I WAS LOOKING AT ON A MAP.... :: *trails off thoughtfully*

crush all humanz: :: ASKED ME TO HELP THEM OUT. ::

LordMegsy: ::...asked you to help them out?:: *deadpan*

LordMegsy: ::You said no, obviously?::

crush all humanz: :: I TOLD THEM I'D HELP THEM. ::

crush all humanz: :: .....WELL. ::

crush all humanz: :: ....IF BY HELP THEY MEANT THAT THEY WANTED THEIR FACES REMOVED SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY. ::

LordMegsy: ::....::

LordMegsy: ::What, exactly, did they want you to do?:::

crush all humanz: :: THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW! ::

crush all humanz: :: THEY GOT OFF ON SOME TANGENT ABOUT THE SLAGGIN' HUMANS. ::

crush all humanz: :: THEY ASKED ME TO LOOK AT A MAP AND TELL THEM WHAT I LOOKED AT. ::

LordMegsy: ::What did you look at?::

crush all humanz: :: *deadpan* THE WORLD. NOT THAT THEY WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME. :: *sighs* :: I DIDN'T TELL THEM THAT I KEEP LOOKIN' AT IRAQ, IN SPECIFIC. ::

crush all humanz: :: I HATE IRAQ. ::

LordMegsy: ::Iraq.::

LordMegsy: *does a search*

LordMegsy: ::The place this country is at war with currently?::

crush all humanz: :: THAT'S THE ONE. ::

LordMegsy: ::...why there?::

crush all humanz: :: I DON'T KNOW. THE "Q" IS DISTRACTIN'? ::

crush all humanz: :: THEY KEPT ASKIN' ME WHERE I WAS LOOKIN', THOUGH, SO I FIGURE IT'S GOTTA BE IMPORTANT. EITHER THAT OR THEY'RE ON ANOTHER TANGENT. ::

LordMegsy: ::Very funny.::

crush all humanz: :: HEY, AS FAR AS I KNOW, THAT COULD VERY WELL BE THE REASON. ::

LordMegsy: ::Hn...what else did they say to you?::

crush all humanz: *moment of silence* :: HUM. SOMETHIN' ABOUT SOME SERVANTS OR WHATEVER - BUT I THINK THEY WERE BLUFFIN' - AND PLENTY ON HOW - OHHH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'D SUGGEST MAKIN' SURE EVERY HUMAN ON BASE HAS AT LEAST ONE MECH WITH THEM AT ALL TIMES. SAID SOMETHIN' ABOUT NEEDIN' A HUMAN... THEY HAVE JEFF AND THE FEMALE, BUT THEY'RE A LITTLE TOO STUPID TO BE GOOD TEST SUBJECTS, I THINK. ::

LordMegsy: ::Which female?::

crush all humanz: :: THAT... AHHHH, WHAT'S HER NAME, SLAGGIN' PIT - DANI? I DUNNO. THE ONE WHO KICKED DIRGE. ::

LordMegsy: ::....A human kicked Dirge? That is dregging the bottom of the gene pool, isn't it?::

crush all humanz: :: THAT'S WHAT I KEPT TELLIN' IT! BUT NOOO, NO ONE LISTENS TO ME. :: *grumbles something half-audible about always being ignored*

LordMegsy: ::I don't see why letting them keep both the human Jeff and the stupid female as being a problem. Actually, I find it quite amusing.:: *chuckle comes over the comm*

LordMegsy: ::But I will make an announcement as to keeping the humans here safe. Though most of them are mechs....::

crush all humanz: :: THEY PROBABLY SHOULD BE CAREFUL, ANYWAY. UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT EXACTLY HOW TO FIX THEM, THE VOK COULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING STUPID, AND I'M NOT PARTICULARLY UP FOR DEALING WITH..... :: *trails off, then makes a noise* :: I'D RATHER NOT DEAL WITH HAVING TO RESCUE PEOPLE AGAIN. ::

LordMegsy: ::.....Hn, duly noted. I really tire of this. You said something about servants?::

LordMegsy: ::Like Mirage?::

crush all humanz: :: NAH... THEY HAD WEIRDER NAMES. SOMETHING ABOUT A SCORPION... SCORPIUS OR SOMETHING. I WASN'T REALLY PAYING ATTENTION. ::

LordMegsy: ::....::

crush all humanz: :: OH, AND... ARIEL? NO. ::

LordMegsy: ::The little mermaid?::

crush all humanz: :: ARIEX. ::

LordMegsy: ::oh::

crush all humanz: :: I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT AT FIRST. ::

crush all humanz: :: IT WAS KINDA WEIRD IMAGINING A VOK WITH RED HAIR. ::

LordMegsy: ::They better not be aiming for Disneyland! D<::

crush all humanz: :: I MENTIONED DISNEYLAND AND THEY TOLD ME THAT WAS A JOKE. SO I GUESS NOT. ::

LordMegsy: ::It better be. If they talk to you again, tell them if they ruin my trip there, I'll hunt them down and crush their ugly little floating heads like bubblewrap. D<<<<::

crush all humanz: :: YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITHOUT ME. DISNEYLAND WAS MY IDEA FIRST, REMEMBER? I'M PARTICULARLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT! ::

LordMegsy: ::...yes, I know. It's a dream co--um--it's going to be good for all of us, I think.::

LordMegsy: ::...floating heads or not, i'mgettingmydamnballoon!::

crush all humanz: :: .....BALLOON? ::

crush all humanz: *dryly* :: YOU'RE NOT GOING FOR THE TEACUPS? ::

LordMegsy: ::Are you?::

crush all humanz: :: SLAG NO. ::

crush all humanz: :: INDIANA JONES OR NOTHIN'. ::

LordMegsy: ::Space Mountain.::

crush all humanz: :: THAT ONE LOOKS GOOD TOO, BUT YOU KNOW - CAN'T BEAT THE REAL THING. ::

LordMegsy: ::That's true.::

LordMegsy: ::So, anyway...what do you plan to do?::

LordMegsy: ::Investigate Iraq?::

crush all humanz: :: UUUGH. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO. IT'S TOO SANDY. :: *annoyed* :: AND DISNEYLAND! I REFUSE TO MISS DISNEYLAND, MEGATRON. ::

LordMegsy: ::No, Disneyland is mandentory.::

crush all humanz: :: AWESOME. :: *doesn't use that word lightly, no siree*

LordMegsy: ::And I really am not too keen on letting mechs leave on what are most likely ridiculous sidequests with little or no point.::

crush all humanz: :: .....I'M REALLY NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKIN' THESE CHAIN-QUESTS ARE POINTLESS? ::

LordMegsy: ::No.::

LordMegsy: ::Not in the least.::

crush all humanz: :: THANK PRIMUS. ::

LordMegsy: ::We have a very viable way to return our mechs back to normal...if Starscream would get his aft in gear.::

LordMegsy: ::Quite frankly, I believe all we're doing is aiding this pathetic little creatins in whatever bumbling plans they've etched out in crayon for themselves.::

crush all humanz: :: STILL... THEY DID START THIS. I FEEL BAD THAT THEY DON'T GET TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT... :: *darkly* :: IF YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON THAT SLAGGIN' ESCAPE ARTIST, I WANT HIM. ::

LordMegsy: ::If we can catch them, we'll hold them responsible. I'll even give you first kill honors if you can get your hands on one, Bonecrusher.:: *just as dark*

crush all humanz: *growls* :: I WOULDN'T KILL IT. THEY SCREAM TOO NICELY. ::

LordMegsy: ::Nothing wrong with a slow kill, is there? Drawing it out, listening to their pain, their fear, their life slipping away under your hands?:: *voice grows darker, eager even*

crush all humanz: *you have no idea how much you're speaking his language right now* :: NOW I KNOW WHY I LISTEN TO YOU. ::

LordMegsy: ::Indeed. Let there be no mercy in your Spark, Bonecrusher. None.:: *Megs drifts to the dark side once more! Oh, look at that line! It's starting to blurr!*

crush all humanz: *lines? who needs lines. gray is a lovely color* :: THERE NORMALLY ISN'T. NOT FOR THINGS LIKE THIS. ::

LordMegsy: ::And there shouldn't be. Enemies deserve no mercy. Only death. Tell that to our Vok friends, if you wish.::

crush all humanz: :: I DOUBT THEY'LL BOTHER ME AGAIN, TO BE HONEST. I'M GOOD AT ANNOYIN' THEM. BUT I'D HOPE OUR ESCAPEE KNOWS THAT BY NOW, ESPECIALLY AT WHAT I TRIED TO DO. :: *isn't still bitter over getting interrupted, no sir!*

LordMegsy: ::We should've killed it when we had the chance. Now we know. Like I said, if you catch one again, end it. Slowly, quickly, whatever. Make sure it dies.::

LordMegsy: ::...but save some pieces...we can send it back in a box to its friends.::

crush all humanz: :: I'D BE GLAD TO. ......I GETTA FACEPLATE, THOUGH. ::

LordMegsy: ::Natrually. *chuckles*::

LordMegsy: ::...Is that all? It's late and I'm tired.::

crush all humanz: :: 'S ALL. FIGURED YOU WOULD WANNA KNOW, 'S ALL. ::

LordMegsy: ::Thank you for keeping me posted. If anything else occurs, don't hesitate to contact me.::

LordMegsy: ::And if you happen to catch a Vok again--take video for me.::

crush all humanz: :: BELIEVE ME, I WILL. ::

LordMegsy: ::Very well, Bonecrusher.:: --comm cuts--