KurumiRP: do you realize how tempting that is.

Siadea: .../PRIMUS IS NOT A CRUEL GOD./

jazzmeisterbot: !!!

JazzBabySays: (Don't turn him on, you know how he gets)

KurumiRP: AS AN ACT OF LOYALTY.

known as remix: HEEE!

KurumiRP: or just STRONGLY hint at it.

jazzmeisterbot: DON'T YOU DARE OR SKYFIRE WILL TURN TO UNICRON! DDDDDDDX

Siadea: PRIMUS ISN'T CRUEL PRIMUS ISN'T CRUEL PRIMUS ISN'T CRUEL

WpnSpc Ironhide: Starscream would go on a RAMPAGE

KurumiRP: like all parents do.

known as remix: YA

KurumiRP: Does Skyfire even worship Primus, or is he one of the 95% that don't?

known as remix: XD

JazzBabySays: ...wait, I thought Skyfire was atheist or an equiv there of XD

jazzmeisterbot: ...or the flying spaghetti monster, whichever. D<

WpnSpc Ironhide: CTHULHU

Siadea: IA IA

WpnSpc Ironhide: The littlest elder god :3

known as remix: ~~~~~~~~~

Siadea: CTHULHU FTAGN

known as remix: IAIA

jazzmeisterbot: he was an agnositic or something until he ran into Unicron/SAW FUCKING PRIMUS FOR HIMSELF.

JazzBabySays: Aaah

known as remix: Fhtagn* :3

jazzmeisterbot: AND AS I RECALL HE WAS A GRATEFUL LIL PRIMUS-SPAWN WHEN HE HELPED STARSCREAM SO YEAH, HE DOES

KurumiRP: WELL PRIMUS BELIEVES IN CHASTITY :<

jazzmeisterbot: UNTIL THE MOMENT PRIMUS STARTS MAKING CRAZY CELIBATE ORDERS! DDDX

WpnSpc Ironhide: .......

KurumiRP: HE'S HAD BAD EXPERIENCES WITH RELATIONSHIPS D;

known as remix: XD

KurumiRP: HE DOESN'T WANT HIS CHILDREN TO DO THE SAME!

KurumiRP: Speaking of, it's your line Sia.

jazzmeisterbot: STFU PRIMUS GO FUCK YOUR DRUNKEN UNICRON HUSBAND!

KurumiRP: AND YOURS, SNARE.

KurumiRP: ..... :<

WpnSpc Ironhide: He will be /shunned/ by all his children if he ordered celibacy.

JazzBabySays: Thinking

WpnSpc Ironhide: For srs.

jazzmeisterbot: srsly. >/

known as remix: Vortex: Atheist FOREVER

KurumiRP: You're not making a very good case for Skyfire.

jazzmeisterbot: :P

KurumiRP: And now I'm tempted just because he's already doing all the other parental stuff XD

Siadea: *cackles*

jazzmeisterbot: ...........................................

Siadea: Starscream will traumaface at him.

Siadea: ...but I am dyin'. I am SO going to bed. I have CLAS.

KurumiRP: lkhzjfd

Siadea: With two ss, even.

KurumiRP: YOU AUGHHH

KurumiRP: h8.

known as remix: Man. Fliers really ARE whores =P

JazzBabySays: nighty!

known as remix: night

WpnSpc Ironhide: Night!

Siadea: Fliers are /totally/ whores, didn't you know?

known as remix: Ya but

KurumiRP: WE NEED TO FINISH THIS LOG AND THE THREESOME SOME TIME SIA

jazzmeisterbot: Well then.  Nice to know Primus is a god who wants his children to be UNHAPPY and SEXUALLY REPRESSED. >/

Siadea: <3?

Siadea: ...I KNOW.

KurumiRP: go to bed now.

Siadea: okay. <3

known as remix: Nice to see confirmation every now and then

Siadea: night y'all! Sorry my night classes WIPE me out.

KurumiRP: Primus is a god who wants his children to be happy and in healthy relationships.

jazzmeisterbot: :o

jazzmeisterbot: STARSCREAM AND SKYFIRE /IS/ A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP! D:

KurumiRP: ......

KurumiRP: It's Starscream.  XD

jazzmeisterbot: ....well then you should be worried for SKYFIRE. XD

WpnSpc Ironhide: Nightcrawler/Storm OTP :3

KurumiRP: But Starscream's the one with most trauma!

jazzmeisterbot: BUTSKYFIRELURVSHISSCREAMERSODUNTAKEHIMAWAY~ ;;

jazzmeisterbot: HEY! Skyfire TAKES CARE of his Screamer! :<

KurumiRP: Wasn't planning on it!

jazzmeisterbot: >>

jazzmeisterbot: nice blue. XD

KurumiRP: I just want to make sure everything is all right with my children.

KurumiRP: >>

jazzmeisterbot: it IS. :<  They are GOOD for each other, Priimuuuusssssss.... *is NOT whining*

KurumiRP: Yeah, it's hard making distinctive thoughts.

KurumiRP: ...er, fonts

KurumiRP: That's what Primus tells himself at night :<

KurumiRP: "Unicron IS good to me, he just has an abrasive front..."

jazzmeisterbot: well then invite them BOTH for tea and cookies sometime! :3

KurumiRP: Maybe!

jazzmeisterbot: heh. THAT would be awkward. <#

jazzmeisterbot: <3

KurumiRP: He still has to invite Megatron up.

jazzmeisterbot: ...............

WpnSpc Ironhide: He should invite all of his children up eventually.

jazzmeisterbot: try not to invite them at the same time, Primus. >>

WpnSpc Ironhide: Just to check in on them.

WpnSpc Ironhide: "I just wanted to talk! "

KurumiRP: He's only going to invite those who he feels really need him XD

KurumiRP: you guys really don't get this "non-interfering god" role huh XD

WpnSpc Ironhide: I was thinking of the lulz

WpnSpc Ironhide: XD

jazzmeisterbot: ...or the ones he wants to get all SHOTGUNWEDDIN' ON? >D

KurumiRP: WHERE is all this wedding talk coming from!  Primus just MENTIONED Skyfire for like TWO seconds XD

WpnSpc Ironhide: Though 'Hide might want to have a talk with him after this whole plot we're working on

jazzmeisterbot: Hey now, YOU brought that little fact up, bb. :3

WpnSpc Ironhide: ...

WpnSpc Ironhide: D:

KurumiRP: ....Primus will tell you exactly what you expect.

KurumiRP: "The allspark was how I created you.  Without it, there's no way for me to easily create Cybertronians."

KurumiRP: "And besides, you'll all just kill yourselves again D;"

known as remix: XD!

WpnSpc Ironhide: -sad Ironhide-

known as remix: Awwww

KurumiRP: Sucks for Ironhide XD

KurumiRP: No babies for him