BONECRUSHER HAS JUST
FLIPPED OUT, SO GENKI HAS JUST INFLICTED A VERBAL
TIME OUT – REDUCING HIM TO EMOTICONS. LAAAME.
pinkbikerbot07: Did you want to go look for Jeffrey tomorrow?
Crush All Humanz: ...........................
pinkbikerbot07: *hard stare*
Crush All Humanz: .....*sigh* //error
pinkbikerbot07: Yes/no?
Crush All Humanz: : / //error
pinkbikerbot07: ...no?
Crush All Humanz: ..........
FrFlight: Bonecrusher, have you contracted a virus
or something?
Crush All Humanz: >_<!!! //error
pinkbikerbot07: I think he has.
Crush All Humanz: ............... (9 - .-)9 y. //error //error //error
pinkbikerbot07: We got antivirus loaded up in the medbay.
pinkbikerbot07: Want the software?
Crush All Humanz: !!!!!!!!!! O_O //error >_< >_< >_<!!! //error
pinkbikerbot07: *glances to anyone else in the room* ....er....
Crush All Humanz: ............................
pinkbikerbot07: ...so....antivirus? *smiles sweetly*
Crush All Humanz: D< //error *headshake* //error
pinkbikerbot07: You want to continue like this?
Crush All Humanz: ..........................
pinkbikerbot07: *refrains from throttling him*
Crush All Humanz: D< <----- =/=........ :/ *throws hands in the air*
pinkbikerbot07: *facepalm*
Crush All Humanz: *gets up and gets another drink*
Crush All Humanz: *exasperated*
pinkbikerbot07: *throws Elita's empty cube at him*
Crush All Humanz: orz //error *glugglug*
pinkbikerbot07: *snickers*
pinkbikerbot07: *follows him, grabbing a cube to him* Okay. *lifts her cube* To virus' then?
Crush All Humanz: D: //error ............ *glug.*
pinkbikerbot07: *shrugs, has her own lingering effects
from Nemesis* Cheers.
Crush All Humanz: .............................................................k. //ok ........... //fuctioning ........................OK. K. OK. *frowns, mostly muttering to himself*
Crush All Humanz: OK. NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN. *cough*
pinkbikerbot07: *stares*
pinkbikerbot07: Are you sane now?
Crush All Humanz: ....SANE?
pinkbikerbot07: Well..
pinkbikerbot07: You know. As sane as you get.
pinkbikerbot07: *sets empty cube side, grabs another*
Crush All Humanz: *cough* //FUNCTIONING - //RUN: DEBUG - YEAH, I'M FUNCTIONING.
Crush All Humanz: THAT WAS .................. AWKWARD.
Crush All Humanz: *glug*
pinkbikerbot07: No it was just weird.
Crush All Humanz: WEIRD FOR YOU, AWKWARD FOR ME. *grumbles* YOU TRY HANDLING BEING PUT IN TIME OUT BY A SLAGGING VIRUS.
pinkbikerbot07: Why don' you get rid of it?
Crush All Humanz: .....BECAUSE.
Crush All Humanz: *siiip*
pinkbikerbot07: .....?
pinkbikerbot07: *downing her second, peering at him*
Crush All Humanz: *shrug* EMOTICONS ARE BETTER THAN HAVING A BREAKDOWN.
Crush All Humanz: ...........SOMETIMES.
pinkbikerbot07: Hmm. I guess. *sipping at her third*
pinkbikerbot07: So. Tomorrow we look for the human?
Crush All Humanz: ............HE DOESN'T WANT US LOOKING
FOR HIM.
pinkbikerbot07: So we should just let him die? Cause
he's gonna die.
Crush All Humanz: .....................
pinkbikerbot07: *idly sipping third cube*
Crush All Humanz: WHERE WOULD WE EVEN START?
pinkbikerbot07: I don't know. Around the area, maybe.
Hotels, bus stations. Places like that. I guess. I don't want him to die.
*frown*
Crush All Humanz: ....i don't either. *frown* BUT EVEN IF
WE FIND HIM, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO - DRAG HIS AFT BACK HERE? HE'S NOT OURS TO
ORDER AROUND.
pinkbikerbot07: *growl* I don't know. Convince him?
Bodily bring him back? I don't know/
Crush All Humanz: ....I SUPPOSE FINDING HIM FIRST WOULD BE BETTER THAN ANYTHING. BUT... SEARCHING IN THE DAYTIME - WOULDN'T HE BE ON THE MOVE THEN?
Crush All Humanz: BROAD DAYLIGHT = LESS CHANCE OF ATTACK.
pinkbikerbot07: Probably. *frustrated* Tomorrow night, then?
Crush All Humanz: ....WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TONIGHT. *growls* TOMORROW NIGHT WOULD BE BEST.
pinkbikerbot07: *downs third, sets it on the counter, not very gently but no slam*
pinkbikerbot07: We should have gone tonight. Why didn't we?
pinkbikerbot07: *gripping fourth, angry*
Crush All Humanz: ....I DON'T KNOW. I WAS WONDERING THAT WHEN - .... I DON'T KNOW.
Crush All Humanz: .....WHY NOT JUST GO NOW? *contemplative*
pinkbikerbot07: We're drunk. *stares at him, then
holds up fourth cube* You really think we'll find him?
Crush All Humanz: ......*looks at her drink, then his new one* .....I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M.... COMPLETELY SOBER. OR. WELL. ..........
Crush All Humanz: ...POINT.
pinkbikerbot07: *shrugs* We could still look though.
pinkbikerbot07: Could be fun. Give us something to do.
Crush All Humanz: AT LEAST GET A FEW MILES OUT, JUST TO MAKE SURE HE MADE IT THAT FAR?
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah...*nods, finishes her fourth, sets it on the table*
pinkbikerbot07: Let's go.
Crush All Humanz: *GLUG, finish, toss* LEAD THE WAY, PINKBOT.
pinkbikerbot07: *grins, then bolts out the door*
Crush All Humanz: *blinkblink* *dashes*
Crush All Humanz: *FORGOT TO FIX HIS TIRE THE MORON whatever*
pinkbikerbot07: *darts outside, then skids to a halt right outside the door , waiting for him*
Crush All Humanz: *is totally on her tail...uh, pipe? and leisurely - if painfully - skates a half circle around her* WHICH WAY WOULD A LITTLE FLESHBAG WANDER?
pinkbikerbot07: *she peered at him, skating, then snickered* I dunno. Probably towards the nearest town?
Crush All Humanz: ....*wince* TOWN, HUH. *stops moving, frowns* HEAD IN WHEELED AND START YELLING?
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah. I'd think he'd head to a town. Right?! For a hotel? Or do you think he'd sleep in the dirt?
Crush All Humanz: ....HE'D SLEEP UNDER COVER. PROBABLY AIM FOR A HOTEL - BUT HOW FAR IS THE NEAREST TOWN? CAN HE - WOULD HE EVEN WALK THAT FAR?
pinkbikerbot07: Huh. It's pretty far. But how else would he get there?
Crush All Humanz: ....WOULD ANYONE DRIVE HIM?
pinkbikerbot07: Nah.
pinkbikerbot07: None of us, anyway. *frowns* Taxi?
Crush All Humanz: ....MAYBE. WHO KNOWS. THE SQUISHY'S SMART... KIND OF. *grumbles a little*
pinkbikerbot07: *grins* Yeah. He is. Unless he wanted to foot it. I don't think he would have taken a taxi, actually. That would have meant someone else finding out where the base is.
pinkbikerbot07: *running sentences together*
Crush All Humanz: NOT THIS CLOSE TO THE BASE, AT LEAST.
....WHAT DO YOU SAY, DRIVE OUT THERE AND CHECK THE HOTELS OR WHATEVER THEY HAVE
THERE?
pinkbikerbot07: *nods* Lets do it.
pinkbikerbot07: *changes and zooms off, holo atop the pink bike*
Crush All Humanz: *transforms and promptly skids to catch
up, ignoring the fact that his holo will look
completely weird in a giant Buffalo mine sweeper.*
pinkbikerbot07: *zoomzoom, holo waves to Crushers*
Crush All Humanz: *his holo
doesn't even glance - he's dedicating himself to driving - but his engine's
rumbling in tune to... "eye of the tiger"?! wtf
dude.*
pinkbikerbot07: *....the holo bursts into laughter, then comms and points* ::See the lights? We can park and search with our holos.::
Crush All Humanz: :: WORKS FOR ME. :: *guns it*
pinkbikerbot07: *she revved her engine in response, speeding up and keeping an eye on the road as they neared the small town.*
Crush All Humanz: *screw roads, he can offroad - just aiming for the town, and who doesn'tt love a little dirtying up?*
pinkbikerbot07: *She sure didn't mind, at least not in the current state she was in*
pinkbikerbot07: *is happily making little waves in the dirt as she drove*
Crush All Humanz: *would so totally roll his optics at her if he could* :: HAVING FUN, PINKBOT? ::
pinkbikerbot07: *holo is grinning* ::Yeah actually, I am. You should try it sometime.::
pinkbikerbot07: *having fun, that is*
Crush All Humanz: :: I HAVE PLENTY OF FUN WITHOUT RISKING SPINNING OUT. :: *ignoring the thu-thud of his wheel, the hypocrite*
pinkbikerbot07: ::Uh huh. Whatever, bud.:: Still making the little waves::
Crush All Humanz: :: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AUTOBOTS AND NICKNAMING ME? :: *idle grumbling, as he's more intent on getting to that so-close-so-close town*
pinkbikerbot07: ::Can't help it. I guess it's cause you're so loveable.::
Crush All Humanz: :: .............. :: *doesn't even dignify that with a response*
pinkbikerbot07: *cackles, then slows as she bumped back up onto the main road, finally hitting civilization*
Crush All Humanz: *caaarefully follows her lead - she's the less inconspicuous of the two after all - and his holo relaxes to look perfectly at ease behind the wheel* :: WHERE TO FIRST? ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::I dunno. You see any hotels?:: *Yeah, inconspicuous- bright pink motorbike with a pink haired rider*
Crush All Humanz: *yeah, that's saying something huh* :: .....ARCEE. DECEPTICON. MY GENERAL NOTATION OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION IS IN RANGE OF HOW BIG AN EXPLOSION A BUILDING WILL MAKE. ::
Crush All Humanz: :: DO YOU REALLY THINK I KNOW WHAT A SLAGGING HOTEL LOOKS LIKE? ::
pinkbikerbot07: *exasperated sigh* ::How slagging hard is...:: *trails off, is not even going to finish that sentence*
pinkbikerbot07: *points* ::There's one.::
Crush All Humanz: :: FINE, PERFECT. :: *would just screech to a stop in the middle of the road but he does have some sense of human ethics and laws, so instead he... well, parallels against the curb. on the wrong side of the road. oh, whatever.*
pinkbikerbot07: *just...lets him do it. Parker herself against the correct side, holo sliding off the bike and waiting for Crusher*
pinkbikerbot07: *parks
Crush All Humanz: *swings his door open and lets his holo jump down, sauntering pretty casually over to Arcee - it can be assumed non-CAPS is the holo talking, for the sake of our sanities*
pinkbikerbot07: *she blinked at him, eyeing the holo, then glanced to -him- parked on the wrong side of the road, and stifles a giggle* Ready to go in?
Crush All Humanz: ....Weird being squishie level with a street. *shrugs* Whatever. What do we do when we go in, anyway?
pinkbikerbot07: Ummm...ask for Jeff? *blinks at him*
pinkbikerbot07: You ask for him. *nods, giving him a little push*
Crush All Humanz: *blinkblink* Me?
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah. *nods*
Crush All Humanz: What - I don't talk to humans - you - you're the girl they like girls better!
Crush All Humanz: *aww lookit he's shy~*
pinkbikerbot07: *pushpush, hands on back* No they don't.
Crush All Humanz: *grumbles*
Crush All Humanz: *and is pushed inside D:*
pinkbikerbot07: *grins innocently*
pinkbikerbot07: *follows him in happily*
Crush All Humanz: *glares at Arcee heatedly before stalking towards the reception desk* ....
Receptionist: *perky, blonde, big boobed receptionist peers at the...odd couple coming in* Hi! How can I help you?
pinkbikerbot07: *nudge*
Crush All Humanz: ....................Uh. *awwwkward* ....We.... *coughcough* We're looking for a friend of ours. Might've, uh....
Crush All Humanz: ....Today, might've come in today?
Receptionist: *stares*
We've had a lot of people come in today. Can you be more specific? *beams*
pinkbikerbot07: *trying not to giggle*
Crush All Humanz: ................Uh. Kinda... *looks at Arcee helplessly*
Crush All Humanz: Jumpy kind of kid.
pinkbikerbot07: It's a guy. *looks at the bimbo with a straight face* Cute lil thing, black hair, brown eyes, bout as tall as Crusher, here. *gestures*
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah. Real jumpy.
Receptionist: ...*blink*
Your name is Crusher?
Crush All Humanz: ..............
pinkbikerbot07: ::Whoops.::
Crush All Humanz: Uh. Y.... No. No. Just a nickname.
Crush All Humanz: :: GOOD GOING! ::
Crush All Humanz: *would so be facepalming
right now*
Receptionist: Oh,
a nickname? What's your real name? *very interested*
Crush All Humanz: ..................
pinkbikerbot07: *coughack*
Crush All Humanz: Uhhh - Charlie.
Crush All Humanz: .....Yeah, uh, Charlie.
pinkbikerbot07: *really, really struggling*
Receptionist: *tilts
head* You, like, aren't sure?
Crush All Humanz: .......Uh, no, I am. Uh. It's Charlie. *fidget*
Crush All Humanz: *is so ready to call this a disaster and blow the place up out of sheer frustration*
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah. And uh, Charlie here, wants to know where his little buddy is. *nods*
pinkbikerbot07: They're...friends.
Crush All Humanz: ......... :: LITTLE BUDDY? ::
Receptionist: *blinks*
Oh. Gay?
Crush All Humanz: ............................
Crush All Humanz: Not with that slagger I'm not!
Receptionist: *holds
hands up* I don't judge. I mean, I'd really prefer it if you weren't.
Crush All Humanz: .......*confused* Uh, right. Uh. Either way. Seen him or not?
pinkbikerbot07: *shaking in silent laughter*
Crush All Humanz: *is so confused*
Receptionist: *looks
disappointed* Oh. No. Well, maybe. Got a lot of black haired guys in here. You
got his name?
Crush All Humanz: *and hoping Blackout never hears of this - or any of the Decepticons. Or anyone. Mayybe he'll just kill Arcee to protect himself.*
Crush All Humanz: .....Uh. He goes by Jeff, er. Or variants of.
pinkbikerbot07: *has her forehead against Crusher's
back, helplessly laughing*
Receptionist: Hmmm.
*flips through registry* Got a couple Jeff's in here. Got his last name?
Crush All Humanz: Uh.
Crush All Humanz: *uh oh.*
Crush All Humanz: :: WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME QUICKLY. ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::Uh...I don't know.::
Receptionist: *staring
impatiently*
Crush All Humanz: *fumbles* Uh, he - I don't know his last name. We only met today.
Crush All Humanz: *wince*
Receptionist: ....
pinkbikerbot07: *facepalm*
Crush All Humanz: Look - uh. *is so gonna regret this*
What's your name?
Receptionist: You
only met today and you're wanting in his hotel room? Frisky one, aren't ya?
Receptionist: *squeaks*
Mine? Annie.
Crush All Humanz: Annie... right. *daaashing smile* Look, my friend, Jeff? He's a little jumpy. He ran off after telling me to meet him here. I'd hate to leave him hanging.
Crush All Humanz: Sensitive as he seems.
Crush All Humanz: *is so going to kill Arcee.*
Crush All Humanz: *and everyone else. this town? dead.*
Receptionist: Um...
he...I...it's hard to tell if I don't have his last name...*staring stupidly at
him*
pinkbikerbot07: *makes a strangled sound*
Crush All Humanz: *sighs* Well, that's kind of depressing. I mean... He's a cute kid. You must remember him. He talks a little jittery - might've seemed a little spaced out.
Crush All Humanz: *oh yeah, everyone's dead.*
Receptionist: *all
but drooling over him* Well...I could give you all the Jeff's staying here all
night. Room numbers.
Crush All Humanz: *leans against the counter* Would you? That would be the sweetest thing you could possibly do for me. I'd hate to make Jeff even more uncomfortable by not showing up, you know?
Crush All Humanz: *everyone. D-E-A-D.*
Receptionist: *stare*
....yeah....but...it's kind of ...against...the rule...could cost me my job...
Receptionist: It'll
cost you.
Crush All Humanz: *frowns* Oh, how much?
Receptionist: Oh,
not money. *grinning now* A kiss. From you. *points to Crusher, then to her
lips* here. A Good one.
Crush All Humanz: ..........
Crush All Humanz: :: ARCEE CAN I KILL HER NOW PLEASE ::
Crush All Humanz: :: IT'LL BE CONTAINED I PROMISE. ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::.......-unable to respod-::
Crush All Humanz: *dead.*
pinkbikerbot07: ::n-no...just give her what she wants...::
Crush All Humanz: Um.....
Receptionist: *waiting
patiently with a grin on her face*
Crush All Humanz: Well.... I.... uh. .....Fine. I guess.
pinkbikerbot07: *choke*
Receptionist: *stares
sweetly, leaning across the counter, waiting*
Crush All Humanz: *is committing her face to his memory banks for later - she's so dead*
Crush All Humanz: *deeeep breath - well, psychologically* Alright, Annie. *lleans over and takes her face in his hands, kissing her full on the lips and - okay, maybe a little raunchily for a boy trying to find a hookup buddy*
Crush All Humanz: *is mentally screaming about everyone's death and destruction*
pinkbikerbot07: O.O *so filming*
Crush All Humanz: :: THAT SLAGGING
LITTLE BASTARD IS GOING TO OWE ME HIS LIFE AFTER THIS. ::
Receptionist: *fingers
in his hair, keeping him pinned for probably longer than he would have liked*
Crush All Humanz: *winces and tugs away a little quick, feeling hair getting tugged and adjusting sensors respectively* So. *still leaning close though, smirking stiffly* How about those room numbers?
Receptionist: *hands fumbling for a pad and paper, quickly writing down the names and room numbers* Here ya go, sugar.
Crush All Humanz: *grins now* Thank you, Annie. *mutters
under his breath as he turns away* You're the first against the wall.
Receptionist: *hears
the last part* Mmm that sounds nice!
Crush All Humanz: *wince*
pinkbikerbot07: *grabs Crusher's hand and jerks him towards the elevators* Thank you SO much, Annie!
Crush All Humanz: *glares at Arcee*
I'm going to murder you.
Receptionist: Oh,
it was my pleasure! *singsong voice*
pinkbikerbot07: *pulls him onto an elevator, laughing hysterically*
Crush All Humanz: *is so. slagging.
pissed* Arcee, what the slag was that why didn't
you help me?!
pinkbikerbot07: *hysterical* Would you have helped ME?!
Crush All Humanz: ....Yes!
Crush All Humanz: *...is such a bad liar*
pinkbikerbot07: *can barely speak* ...yeah....
Crush All Humanz: You're the stupid Autobot! You're the squishy-lover! I just don't mind one of them! And - wait.
Crush All Humanz: ....How many rooms are on that paper?
pinkbikerbot07: *holding the wall, still laughing hysterically, hands him the paper, can't even look*
Crush All Humanz: *deadpans* I touched that filthy female
for five numbers. Blackout is going to kill me.
pinkbikerbot07: *bursts into a new round of laughter*
Crush All Humanz: *growls at Arcee* Stop laughing - 105, 215, 412, 419 and 508.
Crush All Humanz: It's not funny.
pinkbikerbot07: *trying desperately to calm herself* S-sorry...n-not funny...
Crush All Humanz: *grrr* Keep in mind, you're about five times smaller than me, Pinkbot.
pinkbikerbot07: No...you're right...it's
not...funny.... *elevator dings, shoves him out, still laughing quietly behind
his back*
pinkbikerbot07: *on floor 5*
Crush All Humanz: *grumbling now, wondering when he became so soft as to let a slagging femme's holo shove him around* You can do the talking this time. I'm sick of humans.
Crush All Humanz: The sooner I can slag this entire building the better.
pinkbikerbot07: *she grinned, throwing an arm around him* You're having fun. Admit it.
Crush All Humanz: I am not. *huff*
Crush All Humanz: This is the epitome of not having fun.
pinkbikerbot07: *halfhearted squeeze* You are too. Now, what room was it?
Crush All Humanz: 508.
pinkbikerbot07: Okay. *saunters down the hall, finding the room and banging on the door*
Crush All Humanz: *grumbles from behind Arcee*
Hotel Guest: *the door swung open, a very thin and
pale and OLD man sticking his head out* What the HELL do you want?
Crush All Humanz: *stare*
pinkbikerbot07: *smiles sweetly, then jerks her thumb to Crusher behind her. They obviously had the wrong room* Nevermind, we're looking for his gay lover, but I don't think you're him.
Crush All Humanz: ...........................
Crush All Humanz: *choke.*
pinkbikerbot07: *prances away*
Crush All Humanz: *death, chases*
Hotel Guest: *staring at Crusher*
Hotel Guest: *doorslam*
pinkbikerbot07: *convulsing* We should hang out more often.
Crush All Humanz: *glaring so hard LASERS should be
burning into her back* You are - the most insufferable slagging femme I have ever known.
Crush All Humanz: Ever.
pinkbikerbot07: *turns around gleefully, giving him a grin* Your turn for the next door.
Crush All Humanz: *groans*
pinkbikerbot07: What's the next floor down?
Crush All Humanz: ...Two rooms on 4.
Crush All Humanz: 412 and 419.
pinkbikerbot07: Okay. *grabs him and bolts towards the elevators, having a blast*
Crush All Humanz: *not having so much of a blast*
pinkbikerbot07: *leaning against the elevator wall, still in hysterics* My sides actually HURT.
Crush All Humanz: It's not funny.
Crush All Humanz: None of this is funny. I hate hotels and I hate these people and I hate you.
Crush All Humanz: And I hope you die.
pinkbikerbot07: *grinning* You do not. *elevator ding*
Crush All Humanz: *stalks in the elevator, slamming his hand on the 4 button* I do. I'm pretty sure I loathe you, actually.
pinkbikerbot07: No, you don’t. *follows him in happily*
Crush All Humanz: I do. I do, so much. When I finally blow up the base, you're the one I'm going to hit first.
pinkbikerbot07: *just grins*
Crush All Humanz: *ba-DING, 4th floor, torment and torture of Crusher department*
pinkbikerbot07: *stifles a giggle*
pinkbikerbot07: You're turn. *singsong*
Crush All Humanz: *growls. just growls. and yet he's pacing down the hall, finding room 412 and pounding on the door*
Crush All Humanz: *mumbling "primus kill me
swiftly" under his breath*
Hotel Guest: *door
opens a tiiiiiny bit, squeaky voice hidden behind the
door* W-who is it?
pinkbikerbot07: *blinks at Crusher* ::Is it him?::
Crush All Humanz: ::...........I DON'T KNOW. ::
Crush All Humanz: *deadpans* Sector Seven.
Hotel Guest: Any-anyone
there?
Hotel Guest: I
don't want any cookies...
Crush All Humanz: ...........:: IT'S NOT HIM. ::
Hotel Guest: Are
you selling cookies? Those little creatures keep coming up here trying to sell
me cookies...
Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head* No. Do I look like
a slagging - wrong room.
Hotel Guest: You
aren't one of them are you? *big blue eyeball peeking around the door*
Crush All Humanz: *teethgrit*
Crush All Humanz: No.
Hotel Guest: Wrong
room? Oh...okay...*slams door in his face*
Crush All Humanz: *groans*
Crush All Humanz: I hate humans.
Crush All Humanz: *already thudding off for the next room, muttering to himself* I hate them so much.
pinkbikerbot07: That one was...weird...
pinkbikerbot07: *looks disturbed*
Crush All Humanz: They're all slagging
weird. I'm sick of this. *pound pound pound on the next door* JEFF, IT'S CRUSHER, GET THE SLAG
OUT HERE!
Hotel Guest: *screams,
shouts, sounds of things being thrown around, a couple gunshots, then- silence*
Crush All Humanz: ..............
pinkbikerbot07: O.O
Crush All Humanz: *turns towards the elevator* Not that room either.
pinkbikerbot07: Well...we hope not...
Crush All Humanz: It isn't. That wasn't a girly enough scream for Jeff.
Crush All Humanz: *waiting for the elevator*
pinkbikerbot07: *eyeing the door* We should check it out, don't you think?
Crush All Humanz: *shrugs* Slaggit, it's not our problem.
pinkbikerbot07: *wrinkles nose, shrugs, then heads to the elevator. Ding!*
Crush All Humanz: *sidles on in, aiming for 215 now* Only
two more. If he isn't here....
Crush All Humanz: *grrr.*
pinkbikerbot07: *snorts* That would be pretty funny.
Crush All Humanz: *glare* It wouldn't be funny, it'd be devastating.
For this town.
pinkbikerbot07: *snickering, gets off as the elevator dings on the second floor*
pinkbikerbot07: Want me to do this one?
Crush All Humanz: *follows* Either I'm humiliated by you or I humiliate myself. *deadpan* What a choice.
pinkbikerbot07: *grins* This is true.
Crush All Humanz: *waves a hand* Your turn, Pinkbot.
pinkbikerbot07: Whats the room number, anyway?
Crush All Humanz: 215.
pinkbikerbot07: 'Kay. *marches up to it, tapping
lightly on the door*
Hotel Guest: *door
creaks open slowly, an extremely pretty girl opening the door* Yes?
Crush All Humanz: *blink.*
Crush All Humanz: *is running six hundred searches on the name Jeff and trying to think of where a girl gets that name*
pinkbikerbot07: Er, hi. We're looking for Jeffrey?
Hotel Guest: *looks
at Arcee, then to Crusher* Oh. Is he the stripper?
Crush All Humanz: . . . . .
pinkbikerbot07: Y-yeha...
Hotel Guest: *beams,
reaches for Crusher*
Crush All Humanz: *is running "stripper" through databases*
Crush All Humanz: *is yoinked* I
- what wait where - AARCEE.
pinkbikerbot07: *bursts into giggles*
Crush All Humanz: DON'T LIE TO THE SQUISHIES!
Crush All Humanz: I'm not a stripper - augh
why would humans - AUGH!
Hotel Guest: Come
on, baby. He's waiting! We paid extra, so you're supposed to give him the
special too!
Crush All Humanz: *stares* The - what?
Crush All Humanz: *lost, worried, and pissed*
Hotel Guest: *grumble*
It's all part of the deal. You're...er...boss told me that you're up for
anything.
pinkbikerbot07: *just...dies* Oh, he is.
pinkbikerbot07: He's a real go getter.
Hotel Guest: Great!
Crush All Humanz: *stares at Arcee*
What is she talking about?!
Hotel Guest: *trying
to drag him into the room* The gang bang, dammit!
Crush All Humanz: :: //SEARCHING............ ::
Hotel Guest: *almost
has him in the room*
Crush All Humanz: *tears his arm away* I SWEAR TO PRIMUS I WILL END ALL OF YOU! *reaches for her neck*
pinkbikerbot07: *grabs him and drags him away* Come on honey. *to the girl* Sorry, he gets a bit feisty!
Crush All Humanz: I'll show you feisty you slagging autobot femme conniving
glitch!!!
Hotel Guest: I
see. Can you tell Bob to send someone a bit more...handsome next time? *eyeing
Crusher as Arcee dragged him away*
Hotel Guest: *slams
the door*
Crush All Humanz: *snaps so hard* Maybe you shouldn't be such a dirty skank!!! *so doesn't care that her door is closed*
pinkbikerbot07: *DIES*
Crush All Humanz: You wouldn't know attractive if it bit
you on the aft you slagger!!!
pinkbikerbot07: *leaning against the wall, gasping for
air*
Hotel Guest: *door
opens again, girl peeks out* Can you get him to be quiet? He's ruining the
video we're shooting.
Crush All Humanz: *rounds on Arcee* How dare you allow her to assume that I'm - *bristles, counts to ten rapidfire*
Crush All Humanz: They won't pay a dollar for your skank ass!
Crush All Humanz: *counting to ten doesn't work
apparently*
Hotel Guest: Hmm,
well, good thing we didn't pay for you. *peers at him* We would have been
ripped off. *doorslam*
Crush All Humanz: *hissssss*
pinkbikerbot07: *gasping for air, pounding the wall with her fist* Oh, PRIMUS this is fun.
Crush All Humanz: It is not fun!
Crush All Humanz: If he isn't there in the last room....
pinkbikerbot07: *pushes off the wall, links arms with him and drags him to the elevators and jams the button*
pinkbikerbot07: Then what? *peers*
Crush All Humanz: I'm going to murder everyone.
pinkbikerbot07: We'll have to hit another hotel tomorrow.
pinkbikerbot07: *giggles*
Crush All Humanz: *grrring so hard*
Crush All Humanz: *ba-ding!*
pinkbikerbot07: *pats, drags him onto the elevator as the doors open*
Crush All Humanz: *seething*
Crush All Humanz: 105 and then this place is blown to slag.
pinkbikerbot07: Okay, last room. *grinning innocently* You wanna do this one?
Crush All Humanz: *growling* I might as well.
pinkbikerbot07: Great. *elevator opens, 1st floor*
Crush All Humanz: Since it obviously makes no difference in my fate.
pinkbikerbot07: *snorts* Nope. Not really.
Crush All Humanz: *stalks out, heading towards 105* I'm going to murder you, Arcee.
pinkbikerbot07: *prances along behind him happily* Yes, yes.
Crush All Humanz: *bang bang bang*
Hotel Guest: *door
opens wide, and there is the most beautifully sculpted male you ever did see.
Naked.*
Crush All Humanz: . . . . . . .
pinkbikerbot07: O.O
Crush All Humanz: Uh.
Hotel Guest: *voice
like siiiilk* How can I help you? *eyeing Crusher
with evident appreciation*
pinkbikerbot07: ...::He's naked.::
Crush All Humanz: *fumbling* Not the Jeff we were looking for. Uh. Sorry. Didn't mean to - uh.
Crush All Humanz: :: YES. I SEE THAT. THANK YOU. VERY
ASTUTE. ::
Hotel Guest: MY
name's Jeff. *peering at them, leaning against the wall, hip pump included* You
weren't looking for me?
pinkbikerbot07: ::Wow.::
Crush All Humanz: ....Our Jeff is... a lot... uh. *squeaks
out* Scrawnier.
Hotel Guest: Not
built like me, huh? *little wiggle*
Crush All Humanz: .....No. Uh. Not. No. Um. Time to go, Arcee. *steps waaaay the hell back*
pinkbikerbot07: *is now staring openmouthed at Crusher.* ::-Dude. You SQUEAKED.::
Crush All Humanz: :: I DID NOT. SHUT UP. I'M GOING TO KILL
YOU. ::
Hotel Guest: Leaving
so soon? *sounds disappointed* The three of us could have a lot of fun.
Crush All Humanz: . . . . . .
pinkbikerbot07: *shoves Crusher* He's interested.
Hotel Guest: Mmmm.
Crush All Humanz: *eep*
Crush All Humanz: No, not really - uuh. Not. No.
Crush All Humanz: ....My boyfriend has dreadlocks.
*fumbles!*
Hotel Guest: *reaches
out, funs a finger down his chest* You're not? *sad little sigh* Pity.
pinkbikerbot07: ::You're boyfriend has dreadlocks? What the fuck?::
Crush All Humanz: :: BLACKOUT'S HOLO DOES OKAY SHUT UP ALRIGHT I'M KIND OF TRYING NOT TO KILL PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::That's the best you got?::
Hotel Guest: *staring
sadly at them* Well, if you aren't interested...*eyeing Crusher's crotch*
Crush All Humanz: Uh. No, sorry, uh.
Hotel Guest: *sneaks
a grope* Well...okay. Have a nice night then.
pinkbikerbot07: *chokes*
Crush All Humanz: AUGH
Crush All Humanz: *flails away*
Hotel Guest: *doorslam*
pinkbikerbot07: You're FLAILING YOU LIKED IT HE TOUCHED YOU AND YOU LIKED IT!
Crush All Humanz: I don't - what are you - I hate these
fucking people.
Crush All Humanz: :: I HATE HUMANS. ::
pinkbikerbot07: Whatever! You’ve got a KINK FOR HUMAN MEN!
pinkbikerbot07: *prances to the elevators, dragging him onto an open one*
Crush All Humanz: I don't fucking - what the slag augh!!!
pinkbikerbot07: So he isn't here. We'll try another one tomorrow, maybe?
Crush All Humanz: *twitching*
pinkbikerbot07: *no patience*
pinkbikerbot07: *but still laughing hysterically at Crusher* He grabbed you.
Crush All Humanz: He - I know that. Thank you.
pinkbikerbot07: *giggling, elevator lets them off at
the lobby*
Receptionist: Hey
there sugarmuffin! *Annie waves*
Crush All Humanz: The most filthy things in the universe exist on this planet....
Crush All Humanz: *turns and glares at Annie*
You're lucky I'm so slagging tired right now or I'd
kill you for giving me bad numbers.
Receptionist: I'll
give you whatever you want for another of them kisses.
Crush All Humanz: *eyetwitch*
Crush All Humanz: :: ARCEE, I'M GOING BACK TO THE BASE. I'M DONE. I'M OUT. ::
pinkbikerbot07: *laughing hysterically* I'm right behind you. *shove shove*
Crush All Humanz: *practically fades his holo out mid stride, engine revving angrily*
Crush All Humanz: :: I KNOW WHERE I'M TAKING BLACKOUT NEXT
TIME HE'S FREE. THIS PLACE WILL BE ASH. ::
pinkbikerbot07: *her own engine revved in merriment* ::-Don't be bitter. It was fun and you know it.::
Crush All Humanz: :: THE ONLY FUN I HAD WAS GETTING HERE. I NEED A DRINK. I NEED SIX OF THEM. NOW. ::
Crush All Humanz: *peels away from the curb - oops, was that a car he just ran over? oh well - and guns it, heading back for base*
pinkbikerbot07: *cracking up, following behind him*
Crush All Humanz: :: ARCEE. YOU ARE NEVER TO SPEAK OF THIS ENTIRE DISASTER TO ANYONE. ::
pinkbikerbot07: *still laughing* :: Are you kidding me? This is GOLD::
Crush All Humanz: *growls* :: I'M ASKING YOU POLITELY. :: *grumbles a little* :: AS A "FRIEND." HOWEVER RELUCTANTLY I MIGHT USE THAT TITLE. ::
pinkbikerbot07: *she grinned to herself* ::I'm your friend?::
Crush All Humanz: :: .................WHATEVER HELPS YOU RECHARGE. ::
Crush All Humanz: :: ....AND GETS YOU TO BE QUIET ABOUT THIS WHOLE MESS. ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::Okay, fine. I wont tell anyone.::
Crush All Humanz: :: .....THANK YOU. ::
pinkbikerbot07: ::.....you must be a good kisser. That girl really liked it.:: *guffaw*
Crush All Humanz: :: YOU'D BE SURPRISED. :: *to-ta-lly smug*
pinkbikerbot07: *laughter* ::I have a feeling I would be, after the look on her face!::
Crush All Humanz: *doesn't even dignify that with an answer*
pinkbikerbot07: *grins, is quiet alllll the way back to the base*
THE SEARCH FOR JEFFY CONTINUES... NEXT
TIME ON CRACKTRAN!