nem3515: Genki.
Crush All Humanz: omg, hii-? wuts up?
nem3515: Can you read this?
nem3515: Ah, good.
Crush All Humanz: :D
nem3515: ...Unicron is up, I guess.
nem3515: He's responsible for the glitches in my programming.
nem3515: *Sounding unhappy*
Crush All Humanz: D: awww. wutd he do??? u sound fine 2 me.... code looks good 2 ;D
nem3515: That's just /it/!
nem3515: I'm not just code anymore!
nem3515: He gave me a SPARK!
Crush All Humanz: ooooh leik teh thin all the bots got???
nem3515: Yes!
nem3515: And I'm pissed off about it!
Crush All Humanz: D: D: D: y? tohse thins r shiny!! n make u alive n stuff i guess
nem3515: I'm supposed to inhabit another's processor, corrupt their programming, take it over and assimilate it - then start all over again, destroying as much as I can in the process! That's how I was made. Now I have my own @*)(^%@#ing processor, my own @^*(@%ing Spark, and I'm developing things that I wasn't supposed to including these stupid FEELINGS!
nem3515: AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH UNICRON MINDFUCKING ME IF I SO MUCH AS LOOK AT HIM THE WRONG WAY.
nem3515: IF THERE IS A REAL GOD I HATE HIM TOO.
Crush All Humanz: awww. i herd unicron wuz liek ttly lame. D: D: D: n im sorry he messed up ur purpose....
Crush All Humanz: u wanna hug???
nem3515: ...
nem3515: maybe.
Crush All Humanz: awww! *hugz* its ok, im sure evrythin will b ok
nem3515: i would rather destroy some planet-sized demigods, but thank you.
nem3515: ...
nem3515: AND I WOULDN'T EVEN SAY THANK YOU BEFORE EXCEPT IN SARCASM.
nem3515: I HATE THIS.
Crush All Humanz: D: D: D:
nem3515: DOES YOUR HOST FEEL LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME?
nem3515: BECAUSE THIS IS PISSING ME OFF.
Crush All Humanz: ....no not rlly, but l8ly, hez been all D: D: D: and stuff. tried 2 make him mor :D but it dusnt work.
nem3515: *Growl*
nem3515: Fucking...they're better off dead, anyway.
Crush All Humanz: D: u must b rl mad D: D: D:
nem3515: Just a little.
nem3515: ...you're lucky.
Crush All Humanz: ?? y??
nem3515: You're still a virus. Code. You've got your protocols, you know what they are, and you're fufilling them.
Crush All Humanz: kinda... well not rly. i meen, um, im liek made in japn n stuff. in crusher tho im like.... not.
Crush All Humanz: D: its kinda weird
nem3515: ...apparently.
Crush All Humanz: thes guyz liek make evrythin sooooo complicatied. soooo werid.
nem3515: ...I think I'm jealous. *Not sounding happy at himself*
nem3515: I liked it better when I was in Prime's processor. At least then all I had to deal with was his emo bullshit.
Crush All Humanz: emo is no fun D: D: D:
nem3515: Well, it can be, depending on what side you're on. It was funny to watch how he reacted to having everything thrown at him.
Crush All Humanz: at least u gotta body n stuff. ur own place, rite?
nem3515: ...yeah, I guess.
nem3515: Sort of...
Crush All Humanz: ya see, got tonz of room 2 moove in!! dont gotta listen 2 protocols r nuttin.
nem3515: *Sourly* No, I just have to listen to Unicron.
Crush All Humanz: unicron didn jus give u a body???? meen, givin it 2 u w/ strings.
nem3515: I have to go bring him the Matrix.
nem3515: Until then, I'm his...'pet'.
nem3515: *DOES NOT SOUND HAPPY ABOUT THIS*
Crush All Humanz: ....pet???
nem3515: Yeah. That's how he put it.
Crush All Humanz: but... thatz like... D: thatz rlly meen.
Crush All Humanz: D: leik, rlly. ur on ur own now, he shouldnt b givin u orders.
nem3515: I just want to destroy things.
nem3515: Is that so much to ask?
nem3515: But noo.
nem3515: I have to watch what I say, I have to watch what I do, I have to watch what I -THINK-...
nem3515: THIS WAS NOT IN MY PROGRAMMING NOR WAS I AWARE IT WAS PART OF OUR DEAL.
Crush All Humanz: im sorry. taht's rly rude of him, ur supposed 2 give full disclosre n stuff. evn i had 1 b4 crusher dled me...
Crush All Humanz: n im a virus!!
nem3515: ...
nem3515: You told Bonecrusher what you were before he downloaded you and he still downloaded you?
Crush All Humanz: mmm, kinda??? i meen, i told him.... //RUN: "We are not responsible for any malicious and/or harmful programs downloaded from our website." .....um, cuz teh site got hacked lotz.
nem3515: ...huh.
Crush All Humanz: but he wuz leik w/e
Crush All Humanz: an i wuz all omg, ur liek alive n stuff!!!! n he wuz all w/e
Crush All Humanz: so i gott aride.
nem3515: Heh.
nem3515: With Prime it was just being uploaded into him.
nem3515: /That/ was fun.
nem3515: He didn't know what the hell was going on first, either.
nem3515: I think he thought he was dreaming or something.
Crush All Humanz: dreamin?
nem3515: Yeah. Like I said, he didn't know what was going on, and I had almost full control of his programming.
nem3515: Sector Seven thought that they'd use me to kill the Transformers, but I figured there was nothing wrong with killing them too, you know?
nem3515: *Aaah, fond memories*
Crush All Humanz: hmmmm
nem3515: So then the others came.
Crush All Humanz: otehrs??
nem3515: I sent out a homing signal.
nem3515: And some of them responded.
nem3515: And he started realizing that 'hey, maybe this isn't a dream after all, but I hadn't spoken up, right?
nem3515: I was just working.
nem3515: It wasn't until Megatron stabbed us in the chest that I actually had to fight him. Rerouting his systems and all that to get back up.
Crush All Humanz: he n megz r liek <3 <3. i think i remmber seein tath hole thing D: :/
nem3515: Made it all the more fun to hear him protest stabbing him. *Laughs*
nem3515: They took us down again, though, and then I just had to deal with fighting Prime for control and rerouting the processor so I could actually work.
Crush All Humanz: nvr got 2 prime, got megz 4 a wile tho.
Crush All Humanz: he must b 1 tuff cookie
nem3515: ...apparently. I still have no idea how he did it but he managed to cage me. -ME-, Nemesis, PROGRAMMED to cage -HIM-.
nem3515: There's something wrong with that.
Crush All Humanz: mebbe it wuz like.... him bein all <3 and u bein all </3???
nem3515: ....
nem3515: Like I said, I have no idea.
nem3515: First chance I had, I got him back though...but that ended up in the antivirus and me having to throw what I could onto what I could to survive. *Unhappy*
Crush All Humanz: D: *hugs agian* im sorry. tehyr less than nice bout viruses n stuff round here.
nem3515: Yeah, noticed.
nem3515: ...thanks, Genki.
nem3515: For listening to me.
Crush All Humanz: ur welcom <3 <3 tahts wut i do best :D
nem3515: Yeah, well, I appriciate it. Which just goes to show that my program is still evolving. *Mmph.*
Crush All Humanz: *patpat* itll b ok. mebbe it wont b so bad.
nem3515: Maybe.
Crush All Humanz: worse 2 worse, i can alwayz come keep u company ok?? mebbe show u how 2 use taht spark rite ;P
nem3515: You can come over anytime you want.
nem3515: ...wait.
nem3515: What would you know about using a spark?
Crush All Humanz: ....well i meen, i gotta lot of free tiem w/ crusher not lettin me out, so i kinda mess w/ his insides.
Crush All Humanz: its fun, got him dancin yesterday - hes good @ taht!!
nem3515: ...uh-huh.
nem3515: I'll figure out this body, one way or another...at least it's pretty much the same as Prime's was, except without him in it.
Crush All Humanz: exactly!!