IzDaBombshell has entered the room.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *obliviously humming~*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *wakes up now!*
IzDaBombshell: *scuttles into the common room... and curves headfirst into the wall*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *jumps about a mile*
LordMegsy: .... *sip*
pinkbikerbot07:
*sipsip!*
IzDaBombshell: *transforms to robot mode, prods said wall, and turns with a dramatic flourish*
crush all humanz: .............*ignore it?*
crush all humanz: *yeah, ignore it. GLUG*
IzDaBombshell:
IT'S THIS WAY, THEN.
LordMegsy: ..........
Drone Lazer Beak: * ignores the bug*
crush all humanz: ....*justkeepignoring*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles*
IzDaBombshell: *peers around squinting, and starts stumbling toward Bonecrusher* BUDDY.
crush all humanz: *URK*
crush all humanz: *IGNORE*
crush all humanz: *plzdearprimus GLUGGLUGGLUG*
Drone Lazer Beak: *sniggers. this will be interesting.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *watches Crusher and the bug thing*
pinkbikerbot07:
*eyes Crusher * Whose
that?
IzDaBombshell: You know you're a waste... you're... wasting... start over.
IzDaBombshell: You know you're WASTING your time with that stuff.
crush all humanz: *to Arcee* :: EVIL WEEVIL. ::
crush all humanz: *to Bombshell, flatly* IS THAT SO.
LordMegsy: *drinking calmly*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles at the little guy, he's
funny*
pinkbikerbot07:
::...Evil Weevil?::
IzDaBombshell: Absolutely. I've been doing research.
crush all humanz: :: EVIL WEEVIL. :: OH, REALLY.
crush all humanz: ON HOW TO BE EVEN CREEPIER THAN YOU
ALREADY ARE?
pinkbikerbot07:
*laughing now, over comm
and out loud *
IzDaBombshell: Ha! Ha! You are a WIT. You are a character. Sir.
crush all humanz: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. *glug*
IzDaBombshell: ...who?
crush all humanz: ....EVERYONE.
IzDaBombshell: Is that a fact.
crush all humanz: *flatly* EVERYONE APPRECIATES MY SENSE OF HUMOR AND WIT.
crush all
humanz: *sarcasm
ftw.*
IzDaBombshell:
...since when?
pinkbikerbot07:
Oh, yeah. we do.
pinkbikerbot07:
*eyes the 'evil weevil'*
He's a regular riot.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *watching in amusement, pounces
Convoy*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *o_o*
PepsiConvoyRocks: Hum?
IzDaBombshell:
Givvums a joke, then.
PepsiConvoyRocks: ....Hello, my dear. *bemused smile!*
crush all humanz: I'M NOT A MONKEY YOU CAN TELL TO DANCE ANY TIME YOU WANT. *deadpan*
IzDaBombshell: I'm not asking you to dance, though.
IzDaBombshell: I just want a little token? Of affection?
IzDaBombshell:
AFFECT ME, please.
pinkbikerbot07:
*is laughing so. hard.*
crush all humanz: UM. *eyes warily* BUT I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU AFFECTION. IN ANY WAY.
crush all humanz: *:\*
IzDaBombshell: See? See?
mrshmllowdreamzz: HE just needs hugsm Crusher!
IzDaBombshell: That is... not funny.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *from Pepsi's lap :D *
IzDaBombshell:
And I'm a pretty easy
laugh right now, I suspect.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *pats Moonracer on the
shoulder-ish-area?* Who needs a hug now, from whom?
mrshmllowdreamzz: The bug! He needs a hug, I think.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *eyes said bug bemusedly* ....I'm sure. *pleasant tone! :o*
IzDaBombshell: *clutches at the bar with an expression of terror*
IzDaBombshell: I can hear their twisted voices.
crush all humanz: .......*looks at Bombshell* .....ER.... *looks at Arcee with a "wtf?" look*
mrshmllowdreamzz: I'll hug him!
pinkbikerbot07:
*staring at the weevil in
amusement.*
IzDaBombshell:
*edges along the bar
towards Bonecrusher*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smiles* If he needs a hug, I can assume
you'd be the best to give it to him.
IzDaBombshell: Buddy. Friend. Dearest.
crush all humanz: *inches away*
mrshmllowdreamzz: You really think so?
crush all humanz: *none of those words apply here who is he talking to*
IzDaBombshell:
Let's make a deal. A
really quick deal. Friendly arrangement.
pinkbikerbot07:
::Edge any farther you
are going to knock me off this stool.::
PepsiConvoyRocks: *nods, smiling* I would suppose.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *squeals, hugs Convoy*
crush all humanz: :: I'D RATHER KNOCK YOU OFF THAN GET
NEAR HIM :: ....NO ARRANGEMENTS WITH CREEPY WEEVILS.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *laughs and hugs her back*
IzDaBombshell:
I'm not CREEPY.
pinkbikerbot07:
....::Thanks.::
IzDaBombshell:
I'm just... very
emotionally vulnerable, right now.
crush all humanz: RIGHT.
mrshmllowdreamzz: <3 *hug :D*
crush all humanz: *glug*
crush all humanz: :: NO OFFENSE, BUT HE HAS.... EUUUUGH. :: *shuuudder*
IzDaBombshell: Kickback says he likes me with some plating on my chassis...
mrshmllowdreamzz: *stands up and prances over to the bug* HI!
IzDaBombshell: But he... he looks at everyone else!
IzDaBombshell: OH PRIMUS
IzDaBombshell: BONECRUSHER, ANYTHING
crush all humanz: .......
IzDaBombshell: I WON'T PUT THEM IN YOUR ROOM
IzDaBombshell: BUT DON'T LET HER
mrshmllowdreamzz: *HUGS!*
crush all humanz: *stares*
pinkbikerbot07:
*convulses. srsly.*
IzDaBombshell: *screams, a wail loud enough to be heard quite a long ways away*
crush all humanz: .....UH. MOONRACER?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *HUG, cling!*
crush all humanz: ........*he ttly deserves it D:*
pinkbikerbot07:
*is in utter hysterics.*
IzDaBombshell: *convulses wildly in her grip* GET THE THING OFF GET HER OFF ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING
Drone Lazer Beak: *Laugfhs*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *watches bemusedly - he may be smirking
just a little*
pinkbikerbot07:
*can't BREATHE!*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *clinging happily* Aw see he just needed a hug! *SQUEEEEEZE*
crush all humanz: .....MOONRACER, UM. SOME PEOPLE DON'T
APPRECIATE HUGS AS MUCH AS YOUR PRIME-LOOKALIKE OVER THERE.
pinkbikerbot07:
*clutching Crusher to
prevent falling off the stool * No...no let her...please...*wheeze *
IzDaBombshell:
*transforms to weevil
again, clawing at his captor as best he can from the bad angle*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggling, bonks him on the head to
prevent further clawing*
crush all humanz: *puts a hand on Arcee's, giving it a pat* YOU'LL BE FINE. MOONRACER, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO HUG SOMEONE ELSE. ARCEE COULD USE ONE.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Arcee doesn't need hugs! This lil guy does! *pats him*
crush all humanz: ......
crush all humanz: EH, I TRIED.
crush all humanz: *goes back to drinking*
pinkbikerbot07:
*...just....dies.*
IzDaBombshell:
*finally goes still,
rocking back and forth*
mrshmllowdreamzz:
Awww. See! I jus twanna be your friend, lil buddy!
IzDaBombshell:
So cold.
crush all humanz: *hears that* MAYBE A VISIT BY SLAG WOULD
HELP WITH THAT.
IzDaBombshell: Can't you feel it?
IzDaBombshell: Her evil is like some twisted maleficient ICEBERG.
crush all humanz: ..........SHE JUST HUGS PEOPLE. A LOT.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *confused by that, he couldn't possibly be talking about her!*
IzDaBombshell: THE HUGS OF DEATH
mrshmllowdreamzz: *huggles, squeezes!*
IzDaBombshell: SHE'S KILLING MEEEEEEE
IzDaBombshell:
*voice has become a
raspy, strained squeak*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *finally laughs a little, waving a hand
at Moonracer* My dear, I think he might be a little high strung tonight. Perhaps
you should save the hugs for when he's in a more.... receptive mood?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Maybe. *eyes the little guy in her arms, then presses a little kissy to the top of his head* So cute! *releases him and bounds back to Convoy*
IzDaBombshell:
*collapses on the floor*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smiles at Moonracer lightly* I'm sure he
appreciates the effort.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *jumps into his lap, giggling* I bet he does he's just nervous cause he's my new friend!
IzDaBombshell: Bonecrusher.
crush all humanz: *idly* YES, BOMBSHELL?
IzDaBombshell:
I will never forgive you
for this.
pinkbikerbot07:
*is a complete mess.*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *pats her shoulder* Most likely. He'll
come around.
crush all humanz: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods happily* I'm sure! He seems shy.
I be tthats what it is.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *nods* I agree. Perhaps we should have
him sit with us? *looks at Bombshell bemusedly*
IzDaBombshell: Everywhere you look.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Yeah! Lets go get him!
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smiles* You seem to be on better terms
with him than I... I would find it odd if a stranger such as myself were to
walk up and help him to a seat.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods* True. *scurries back over to the little guy and scoooops him up*
IzDaBombshell:
I'm going to make your
vision SWIM with-GRRKRKRK!!
pinkbikerbot07:
*chokes.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *happilys carries him back over to Convoy*
IzDaBombshell: LET ME GO, PITS-CURSED BANSHEE
crush all humanz: *dully* NO, MOONRACER, DON'T DO IT. *makes no effort to stop her*
Drone Lazer Beak: * sniggers*
pinkbikerbot07:
*is an utter mess of
laughter, gripping Crusher to hold herself up *
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smiles at Moonracer as she drags her new
friend over to play~*
crush all humanz: *patpat for Arcee. it'll be all right.*
Drone Lazer Beak: * finds Bombshells perdicatment
highly, highly, highly amusing. >D*
IzDaBombshell:
'CRUSHEEEEER
IzDaBombshell: I'M GOING TO HOLLOW OUT YOUR OPTICS SO THEY HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GESTATE
crush all humanz: .....YOU DO KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS, RIGHT.
crush all humanz: *siiiip*
pinkbikerbot07:
Evil
Weevil...*rasps.*Moonracer...*helplessly slumps against Crusher *
crush all humanz: *keeps her propped up*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *bounds back to Pepsi, holds up her
new friend* See!
PepsiConvoyRocks: *nods lightly, giving the weevil a
goodnatured wave* Good evening, my friend!
IzDaBombshell: Look it up so you can be stricken with the appropriate degree of terr-EEP.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *patting his head, showing him to Pepsi*
IzDaBombshell: *makes a grating noise that might be his incisors scraping against his faceplate with rage*
IzDaBombshell: Good. Eve. Ning.
Drone Lazer Beak: * lands near pepsi, still sniggering at this all. * Laserbeak like Moonracers new freind. >XD!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins to BEaks* He's cute!
Drone Lazer Beak: * well, liks the fact that moonracers annoying the frag out of the insecticon.
Drone Lazer Beak: * nods*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *looks at Moonracer easily* Let's let the
poor fellow sit, shall we? *pats the spot right next to him. oh look, there'd
be plenty of room for Moonracer to sit on the other side of him!*
Drone Lazer Beak: Bombshell looks good like that. >D
mrshmllowdreamzz: *squishes the lil guy in between her and Convoy*
IzDaBombshell: *shudders with disgust*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *petpet*
Drone Lazer Beak: * and takes a perch on Bomsheels
head with a wicked grin.*
pinkbikerbot07:
*breathe. breathe.*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *:-D* How are you, tonight - I'm not sure I quite caught your name...?
crush all humanz: *patpat, Arcee.*
crush all humanz: *it'll be okay.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beaming down at him, arm around him,
petpetpet*
pinkbikerbot07:
Oh man.
pinkbikerbot07:
Oh, oh man.
IzDaBombshell:
You will read it in the
historical accounting of my VENGEANCE for this travesty.
pinkbikerbot07:
*falls apart again*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *pokes him* No, tell him you rname
silly!
IzDaBombshell: If you knew how to READ. Perhaps there will be a picture-book version.
Drone Lazer Beak: Vengance? Moonracer is being nice to Bombshell.
IzDaBombshell: *looks horrified at Moonracer's touch* ...BOMBSHELL.
Drone Lazer Beak: Dont be mean to her. * digs in his claws a bit.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Bombshell? It's so great to meet you! *still petting him happily*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beaming happily at him, then to
Beaks, then to Convoy*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *biiiig smile* Bombshell! A pleasure to
meet you. I am Pepsi Convoy, and my friend - you've already met, haven't you?
*bemusedly*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Moonracer!
Drone Lazer Beak: * is rather happy to have a perch again.*
IzDaBombshell: I AM ACQUAINTED.
Drone Lazer Beak: You know Lasserbeak. >D
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grinning happily*
Drone Lazer Beak: Laserbeak*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *hugs hew new friend again*
pinkbikerbot07:
*nudges Crusher now that
she can breathe.*
IzDaBombshell: Yes, insomuch as I know the names of your master's appendages.
crush all humanz: *looks at Arcee* HMM?
pinkbikerbot07:
This is great. *chug!*
IzDaBombshell: AIIIEIERRRRGGHHH
crush all humanz: *smirk* IT IS. *GLUGGLUGGLUG*
pinkbikerbot07:
It went from dead to
absolutely amazing.
IzDaBombshell: Let GO, you vile thing.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *hugging, oblivious to the hate!*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *petpet, huuuuuuuuuuuug!*
Drone Lazer Beak: * looks at Bombshell* did you
insult Master? * cold stare*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *oblivious as well... I think...?* How
are you, tonight, Bombshell?
IzDaBombshell: No, I insulted you, you winged Polaroid - STOP TOUCHING ME.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *petpetpetpet huuuug!*
crush all humanz: *to Arcee* :: MY LIFE IS SUDDENLY SO MUCH BETTER. ::
Drone Lazer Beak: DONT INSULT LASERBEAK! * 0.o you HAD to get the birdie angry didnt you?
pinkbikerbot07: ::Mine is toooo!::
IzDaBombshell: Monsters, all of you.
IzDaBombshell: Ahem.
IzDaBombshell: I am NOT DOING WELL.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *loving on him*
Drone Lazer Beak: *PECK! Hard to Bombshells helm*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *frowns a little* Oh? I'm sorry to hear
that.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *but IS he?*
IzDaBombshell: If you detached this BARNACLE from my hide, perhaps I could be faring better.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles, LOVE!*
Drone Lazer Beak: I am not a monster. I am a drone.
IzDaBombshell: Laserbeak. Listen to me carefully.
Drone Lazer Beak: ...?
PepsiConvoyRocks: ....*looks at Bombshell steadily for a
long moment*
IzDaBombshell: I will shower you with all the praise your gluttonous craw craves if you save me from this.
IzDaBombshell:
If you do not, I will
find some private moment alone to tear your WINGS off so that I may have some
WIRE HANGARS.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *still looking~*
Drone Lazer Beak: *thinks for oh... all of five seconds.* Laserbeak only listen to Master and Lord Megatron.
Drone Lazer Beak: ^_^ Laserbeak is a good drone.
IzDaBombshell:
*hisses*
pinkbikerbot07:
*is suddenly in love with
Laserbeak for not rescuing Bombshell. Or, as a better nickname, BS.*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *finally* Ahem. *looks at Moonracer with
a smile* Maybe a few drinks are in order...?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods* Want me to get em?
PepsiConvoyRocks: *brightly* That would be lovely, my dear.
Drone Lazer Beak: * not like he would have listen to bombshell anyways you know. *
Drone Lazer Beak: Laserbeak get drinks?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *hops up and scurries to the bar*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *utterly relaxed.*
Drone Lazer Beak: *stays firly attacked to bombshells head then*
crush all humanz: *glugglug*
IzDaBombshell:
*desperately tries to
scramble away towards the door*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *puts an arm over the other's shoulder*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *no escape~*
Drone Lazer Beak: *DIGS Talons in painfully*
Drone Lazer Beak: No leaving.
PepsiConvoyRocks: Oh? *blinks from Lazerbeak to Bombshell*
Did you intend to go somewhere?
IzDaBombshell: Why yes!
IzDaBombshell: As a matter of fact.
Drone Lazer Beak: Bomshell is NOT leaving,
IzDaBombshell: I wanted to... reinvestigate the control room I had repaired.
Drone Lazer Beak: >__>
Drone Lazer Beak: <__<
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smiles* You most likely have much to do.
But, ah, Moonracer already went for drinks. *amused* Perhaps you could stay for
just one?
IzDaBombshell: *snarls at Laserbeak* For Lord Megatron.
Drone Lazer Beak: ......
Drone Lazer Beak: * blank look*
Drone Lazer Beak: Did Lord Megatron really ask you to do that?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *is back! With cubes for everyone*
Drone Lazer Beak: *Perks up at drinks*
IzDaBombshell:
YES HE DID NOW GET THESE
CRETINOUS LAMPREYS OFF OF ME
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smiles at Moonracer* Lovely timing, my
dear. Our friend needs to be on his way, but he's agreed to a drink first.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *:-D*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *shoves a drink into Bombshell's
hands*
Drone Lazer Beak: ..No, Laserbeak like it here on
Bomsheell head.
IzDaBombshell:
WIRE HANGERS-oh, thank
you.
Drone Lazer Beak: Bombshell will find it hard to make my wings into wire hangers.
IzDaBombshell:
*mutters quietly* When I
say thank you, I mean fall into a garbage compactor.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *takes a drink from Moonracer, but doesn't
drink*
Drone Lazer Beak: Be nice to moonracer! * and
peck[peckpeck - er, did he just hit the cerbor-shell cannon thing? yea, he did.
IzDaBombshell:
*drains his drink in one
gulp*
crush all humanz: *to Arcee* :: .....HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THAT GUY DRINK BEFORE? ::
IzDaBombshell:
I am an inventor.
Trust me when I say the experimental process will be my satisfaction,
Laserbeak.
pinkbikerbot07:
::....Nope.::
IzDaBombshell: DRINK. IS. GONE.
crush all humanz: :: .......WEIRD. ::
mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinks at Bombshell, shoves he rdrink
into his hands*
pinkbikerbot07:
::Why?::
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smiles* It generally is good manners to
wait for company to finish, in either case.
crush all humanz: :: .....I DUNNO, IT'S JUST WEIRD. ::
Drone Lazer Beak: Laserbeak wont be caught alone. ^_^
IzDaBombshell: Then I suppose I am a terribly rude individual, but business makes one that way GET OFF OF ME.
Drone Lazer Beak: No. Laserbeak likes it here.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *frowns a bit, looking to Moonracer* It
seems as though you and Tracks are truly the only two polite people on base.
*:\*
NightWireUser: huh - 0.0.... * sniggers at the
sight of bombshell*
IzDaBombshell:
POLITE!?
pinkbikerbot07:
::It -is- weird. You know
this guy?::
IzDaBombshell: Was kidnapping me an act of etiquette!?
crush all humanz: :: NAH. ::
IzDaBombshell: I've been savaged! Molested! Assaulted!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams at him* You think so?
IzDaBombshell: BY HER
mrshmllowdreamzz: Drink, Bombshell. *nudges him, points
to the new cube in his hands*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *totally not listening to Bombshell*
Really. You and Tracks are both such polite, sweet people. It seems odd that no
one has taken a cue from either of you.
NightWireUser: * and records this. >D~*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *just...beaming at him, and would ttly be flushing if it were possible, grinning*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Thanks, Convoy. That means a lot!
PepsiConvoyRocks: *laughs* I only tell the truth.
pinkbikerbot07:
::He seemed to know
you.::
IzDaBombshell: I'm an alcoholic. You're driving me into a spiral of addiction.
crush all humanz: :: ....WHICH ONE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ::
IzDaBombshell:
You're EVIL PEOPLE.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *oblivious to Bombshell, swirling his
energon but not drinking any*
pinkbikerbot07:
::The weevil thing.::
Drone Lazer Beak: I am not evil!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beaming to Convoy* I think ou're really great too. *nods*
crush all humanz: :: ....OH. NO, I KNOW HIM. HE'S A CREEPY
WEEVIL. ::
NightWireUser: This really is too amusing.
crush all humanz: :: INSECTICON. DON'T GO NEAR HIM IF YOU
CAN HELP IT. ::
pinkbikerbot07:
::Huh. He's damn
entertaining.::
PepsiConvoyRocks: *brightly* Why thank you, my dear~.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *hugs to Bombshell* Drink it!
IzDaBombshell: I think you're both heralds of the apocalypse.
IzDaBombshell:
Will you UNHAND me if I
drink it!?
PepsiConvoyRocks: *lightly* Of course. Well, once I finish
my drink as well. *laughs*
Drone Lazer Beak: ^_^
IzDaBombshell: You drink first, then, you walking vending machine.
mrshmllowdreamzz: I'm glad we are friends.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *pulls Bombshell into her lap*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *laughs* I'm afraid I'd rather just take
my time. You should get a head start.
IzDaBombshell:
*spasms, once, and then
falls into a traumatized paralysis*
NightWireUser: * sniggers* *to bombshell* :: good
one.::
IzDaBombshell:
::FOR THE SAKE OF
WHATEVER GODS, HELP ME::
NightWireUser: :: I would if i could, but i'm the
smallest here. ::
IzDaBombshell:
::Anything!::
mrshmllowdreamzz: *huggling Bombshell*
IzDaBombshell:
*makes faint whimpering
sounds in Moonracer's lap, optics flickering back and forth between her arms*
NightWireUser: *Private now* :: maybe... but i
dont know... i'd get in trouble if i did it. and i really dont fancy another
stay in the brig...::
IzDaBombshell: ::You wouldn't get in trouble, you'd get a commendation for basic DECENCY!::
mrshmllowdreamzz: *love!*
IzDaBombshell: Moonracer.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Mmm?
IzDaBombshell: Do you want anything? Anything that I could possibly help you attain?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Huh?
mrshmllowdreamzz: No.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *puzzled*
IzDaBombshell:
...
NightWireUser: :: Trust me, i WOULD get in
trouble. :: * and knows that he would.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: I just want to be your friend. *nod* I like having friends. You seem really sweet.
Drone Lazer Beak: *sniggers*
IzDaBombshell: I assure you I will be your friend if you release me and never touch me again. Ever.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Aw. But I like hugging you. You are so sweet!
IzDaBombshell: Sometimes other people do not like huggings.
mrshmllowdreamzz: True.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *reluctant, still hasn't released him*
Drone Lazer Beak: * doesnt wanna get off his head*
IzDaBombshell: I am perhaps not enjoying this hugging.
IzDaBombshell: In which case, the considerate, friendly thing to do. Would be to release me.
Drone Lazer Beak: * and vacated Bombshells shell rather fast if shes going to let hiom go*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *pouting*
IzDaBombshell: P. P... Pppp.... lllll... *struggles to get the word out, his features contorting with enmity*
IzDaBombshell: PLEASE.
mrshmllowdreamzz: But...*shifts, hugs him closer*
IzDaBombshell: CURSED WENCH
mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinks*
IzDaBombshell: CYBER-BUZZARDS WERE DEVOURING MY INNARDS WOULD BE PREFERABLE TO THIS
mrshmllowdreamzz: *kerblink*
IzDaBombshell: YOU MALIGNANT HATEFUL THING OF DESTRUCTION
mrshmllowdreamzz: *still blinking in confusion, he DEFINITELY can't be talking about her*
IzDaBombshell:
IF SHRAPNEL WERE HERE,
I'D HAVE HIM ROAST YOU LIKE A TIN CAN IN A MICROWAVE
pinkbikerbot07:
Who -are- you talking to?
*to Bombshell, from the bar *
IzDaBombshell: AAAAAAAGHGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHineedthatdrinkithink.
IzDaBombshell: *practically inhales it*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* See? Bring us more, Arcee!
IzDaBombshell:
NO
pinkbikerbot07:
*hmphs, stands and shoves
another one into Bombshell's hands.*
IzDaBombshell:
Why are you LISTENING to
her, for Primus' sake!?
pinkbikerbot07:
*and one to Moonracer.*
pinkbikerbot07:
*eyes him blandly * She's
my friend.
IzDaBombshell: SHE'S A DEMON
mrshmllowdreamzz: :<
pinkbikerbot07:
She's actually quite
pleasant. I think that it might be -you- that is the intolerable one. *still
bland *
IzDaBombshell: Her touch is like sulfuric-...
IzDaBombshell: I am PERFECT company.
IzDaBombshell:
*gulps down the new
cube, shooting Arcee a glare*
pinkbikerbot07:
Perfect company?
*stares.* Huh. Sure.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *patpat, huuuuug*
mrshmllowdreamzz: <3 *pat*
IzDaBombshell:
Of COURSE I'm... I'm...
great company.
pinkbikerbot07:
Prove it.
IzDaBombshell: ...how can you...? I can... prove Ohm's law.
IzDaBombshell:
Watch me prove that. In
your FACE.
pinkbikerbot07:
Riiight. *turns and walks
back to the bar.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *huggles*
IzDaBombshell:
YOU'RE bad company.
pinkbikerbot07:
*ignores.*
IzDaBombshell: See, you're... hugging me, which just means you're... desperate for attention! Uh-huh!
IzDaBombshell:
Chew on that.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *has been oblivious this whole time!*
crush all humanz: *same here <3*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *doesn't vare, huuuuugs!*
IzDaBombshell:
*struggles, but a good
deal less violently* ...more drinks.
mrshmllowdreamzz: More?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggle* Arcee?
pinkbikerbot07:
...
pinkbikerbot07:
Your turn, Crusher.
crush all humanz: HUH?
crush all humanz: *blink - has been playing tetris this
entire time*
pinkbikerbot07:
Get the evil weevil a
drink.
crush all humanz: .....
mrshmllowdreamzz: *huggles, grinning happily* Wanna hold
him? *to Pepsi*
pinkbikerbot07:
I got the last ones.
crush all humanz: *grabs a cube, stands, walks over, and
plops it in front of Bombshell*
PepsiConvoyRocks: Ah... No, no. That's quite all right.
pinkbikerbot07:
*grinning.*
crush all humanz: *wanders back*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh, are you sure? He's rather sweet.
IzDaBombshell:
Sweet, sweet
unconsciousness. *snatches it like lightning and starts chugging*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *laughs* I don't doubt that. I simply...
Have only a select few I would allow myself to hold.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *:3*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh. Like me?
crush all humanz: *plops.*
crush all humanz: *chugs*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams, she -had- been in his lap
earlier*
pinkbikerbot07:
*stares at Crusher * You
okay?
PepsiConvoyRocks: *nods* Indeed, you are one of them.
crush all humanz: *to Arcee* :: .....WEEVIL IS SCARY. ::
mrshmllowdreamzz: *is extremely flattered by this, huggles Bombshell closer *
IzDaBombshell:
Y'know? Y'know, that
is... that is SO condescending.
pinkbikerbot07:
::Oh yeah? I think he's
amusing.::
PepsiConvoyRocks: *thoughtfully* Perhaps it is only you...
Tracks would be fine company, too, I suppose. *ponders! They're the only two
who talk to him, soooo...*
IzDaBombshell: *jabs a beetle leg at Pepsi* You just are so busy HATING. Hating everyone. Hater. You're a fat hater.
crush all humanz: :: HE DIDN'T TELL YOU HE WAS... WAS....
EEEEUUUGH. ::
pinkbikerbot07:
::...he was what?::
PepsiConvoyRocks: *looks at Bombshell mildly, doesn't
answer, hasn't had a drink yet*
crush all humanz: :: .....P....EEEUGH. I CAN'T EVEN SAY
IT. ::
pinkbikerbot07:
::C'mon. SPILL.::
IzDaBombshell: See? See? Answer mer that! Fat man! Fattie! Lard-plates! Fataft!
crush all humanz: :: *eeew* PREGNANT. ::
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh, Tracks? *grins* He's super sweet too! *frown* And no one really went to see him.
IzDaBombshell:
I'm so
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT *disintegrates into a wail*
pinkbikerbot07:
::HUH?::
PepsiConvoyRocks: *hum. He's uptight :\*
crush all humanz: :: I KNOW *D:* ::
mrshmllowdreamzz: *holds him close, looking flustered*
pinkbikerbot07:
::How is that even possible?::
mrshmllowdreamzz: *patpatpat, soothe*
crush all humanz: :: I NEVER QUESTION HOW INSECTICONS
WORK. ::
pinkbikerbot07:
::o.o So what he's gonna
pop out a baby beetle thing?::
crush all humanz: :: .....HE USES PLURALS. ::
IzDaBombshell: *sniffles and nestles in closer to Moonracer, making chittering noises*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *cuddles him close, soothingly petting
his head*
pinkbikerbot07:
....
pinkbikerbot07:
::What the
f-...how...ew...huh?!::
crush all humanz: :: I DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! ::
crush all humanz: *glug*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *frowns at Bombshell* Cheer up, my
friend.
pinkbikerbot07:
:<
IzDaBombshell: I'mgoingtokillyouinyoursleepforthis. Thankyou.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *soothe, pats :/*
pinkbikerbot07:
:He seems edgy.::
crush all humanz: :: HE'S PREGNANT. :: *shudder*
pinkbikerbot07:
::It seems so impossible.
I thought that was a human things?!::
crush all humanz: :: INSECTICONS ARE.... THEY.... EEEEUGH.
::
pinkbikerbot07: ::Gross.::
IzDaBombshell: Now let me go, I need to brood and possibly throw up.
mrshmllowdreamzz: No! I don't want you to be alone and
broody!
PepsiConvoyRocks: *nods* Moonracer is right. If you feel
upset, you should be with friends.
IzDaBombshell:
...not going to be
alone. Going to hug Bonecrusher.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *holds close, pets* It's bad to be
alone when you are like this, you need to be with us.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles* Crusher doesn't like hugs.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *knoooows this*
IzDaBombshell:
I have a special hug.
mrshmllowdreamzz: ....Yeah, I don't think so. *giggles*
mrshmllowdreamzz: He doesnt like hugs unless they are from Blackout.
crush all humanz: *never thought he'd be so grateful to
Moonracer*
pinkbikerbot07: *is still giggling.*
IzDaBombshell: SO YOU HATE ME TOO?
IzDaBombshell:
Won't even let me lubz
him...
IzDaBombshell:
*sniffs*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Trust me. It's for you personal safety
I don't let you go over there.
IzDaBombshell:
*lets out a shrill,
cracking whine* ThenkeepmesafebutIneedtoapologiii ze!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *holds him, soooooothe. O.O* Apologize? Why?
IzDaBombshell: Ibeenmean.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Ooooh. Want me to go with you over there then?
crush all humanz: *nononononono*
IzDaBombshell: Would you? *wibbles*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods, clutches him and stands*
IzDaBombshell:
*SQUEES with delight,
feet hanging a bit off the ground*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles, hugging him close to her,
makes her way to Crusher*
pinkbikerbot07: ::Crusher has a visitor.::
crush all humanz: :: ....I THINK IT'S TIME I GO ::
crush all humanz: *stands!*
pinkbikerbot07: ::Not a chance.:: *jerks him back
down.*
IzDaBombshell: 'CRUUUUUUSHEEEEEEEEER!
crush all humanz: D: D: D:
pinkbikerbot07: *he made her stay earlier, he's staying now!*
crush all humanz: :: HE'S GOING TO PLANT HIS EGGS!!!!!! ::
mrshmllowdreamzz: *is right next to Crusher with her little friend*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Here you go!
crush all humanz: :: D: ::
IzDaBombshell:
H...hi. Guy. You there.
pinkbikerbot07: ::chokes::
crush all humanz: ......
mrshmllowdreamzz: *hefts him up* You wanna sit in his lap?
crush all humanz: NO. MY LAP IS NOT FOR SITTING IN.
IzDaBombshell:
Pleeeease?
crush all humanz: NO.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *edges forward and plops him into
Crushers lap*
crush all humanz: *throws him off and LEAPS from his seat*
pinkbikerbot07: *pounds on the bartop.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *CATCHES*
mrshmllowdreamzz: O.o
mrshmllowdreamzz: Crusher that is NOT NICE!
crush all humanz: *drags Arcee with him if she didn't let go*
IzDaBombshell:
*whimpers in Moonracer's
arms again, his optics rattling in a circle*
pinkbikerbot07: *jerks him back down.* ::SIT SLAGGER
YOU MADE ME STAY IN CASE MEGATRON SLAGGED YOU::
IzDaBombshell: ...okaynolap. But, I gotta be close. 'Cuz. It's from the SPARK.
crush all humanz: :: NO NO NO NO NO NO ::
mrshmllowdreamzz: Ooh? *edges forward again, stands right next to Crusher, I mean really, she could breath on him*
crush all humanz: *eeugh*
IzDaBombshell: So. Dun throw me pleez. 'CRUSHEEER.
crush all humanz: STAY AWAY FROM ME.
crush all humanz: *D:*
IzDaBombshell: THIS IS THE PROBLEM.
IzDaBombshell: You see, I'm, I'm, I'm not good...
IzDaBombshell: With peeps. People. Yes.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *holding him closely, rightnextotocrusherlikethiscloseomg*
crush all humanz: *whimpers*
IzDaBombshell:
And, and, it makes
people hate me. Like you!
pinkbikerbot07: *dedonbartop.*
IzDaBombshell: And that's my fault... 'cuz... Ineverlearnedhowtolove.
crush all humanz: *EUUUUGH*
IzDaBombshell: But I just want... to be friends.
IzDaBombshell: 'Cuz I'm not a bad guy.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams* That is so sweet!
crush all humanz: WELL YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND. *:<*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *gasp* Crusher!
IzDaBombshell:
*sniff-sniff* W-why?
crush all humanz: BECAUSE I HATE YOU.
IzDaBombshell:
But I lubz you....!
crush all humanz: NO.
crush all humanz: GO AWAY.
pinkbikerbot07: *holds Crusher in place *
IzDaBombshell: An'.... an' I'm here to... here to HURK-*projectile vomits a TORRENT of sticky red paste at 'Crusher's face. At high velocity*
crush all humanz: A;DSLFJDSL;KFJ;ASDJFA
crush all humanz: AS;LFDKJA
crush all humanz: FSDSFDFG
crush all humanz: *HE WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN*
crush all humanz: *WAILS*
mrshmllowdreamzz: EEew. I bet you feel better, dontcha!
IzDaBombshell: Just a bit.
crush all humanz: *grabs arcee and uses her arm as a
washrag*
pinkbikerbot07: *is in mass hysteria.*
crush all humanz: *literally*
pinkbikerbot07: *freaks, SHOOTS HIM*
crush all humanz: *ADSGFIADJSG*
pinkbikerbot07: EWEWEWEWEWEWW!!!
crush all humanz: / /error
pinkbikerbot07: *SLAGS HIM.*
crush all
humanz: *FLAILS*
pinkbikerbot07: OMG! Crusher!
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh good...glad you feel better,
pinkbikerbot07: *grabs.* Sorry! So sorry!
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
pinkbikerbot07: *clutches, starts dragging him to the
medbay *
IzDaBombshell:
*spews up a fresh
splurge of red on 'Crusher before he can be dragged!*
pinkbikerbot07: What is that NASTY GOO EW !!!!
crush all humanz: *will ne....never.....beclean....*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oops, there was more! *sings, petting him* You feel even better now, huh?
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
IzDaBombshell:
Y-yeah.
pinkbikerbot07: *dragging him down the hallway,
barrelling over anyone in the way *
IzDaBombshell: I lubz you, Bonecrusher...! Please please come by...!
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
pinkbikerbot07: *THROWS him onto a medtable, starting
to work on where she shot him * I'm SO SORRY.
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
crush all humanz: *will never be clean D: D: D:*
IzDaBombshell: Bye-bye, babies. *waves gently with a claw where Bonecrusher and Arcee left*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Babies?
IzDaBombshell: Nothin'.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *holding carefully*
pinkbikerbot07: *work work! Doesn't knoooow *
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
pinkbikerbot07: *shaking hands, reconnecting wires, and quickly replacing damaged panelling *
mrshmllowdreamzz: Whatcha mean by babies?
crush all humanz: .....get.......
JazzBabySays: -hey look! comes strolling through,
drinking some actual tea and....- Do I even want to ask what the both of you
got into now or should I keep walking past this medbay as if I saw nothing?
pinkbikerbot07: Keep walkin, Blackout.
crush all humanz: ........................................getitoffgetitoff
crush all humanz: / /error
pinkbikerbot07: Actually, if you could bring a big tub
of water, I dont care where you get it.
IzDaBombshell:
I gots a few. Hee! So
nice.
pinkbikerbot07: *workworkwork.*
crush all humanz: getitoffgetitoff
mrshmllowdreamzz: You have babies?
pinkbikerbot07: Hurry Blackout, if you please.
JazzBabySays: ...-scowls at being ordered around, but
an erroring Bonecrusher is not a fun Boencrusher, so...off he goes!-
JazzBabySays: -magically summons up some water in a
tub...probably from...uh...the washracks?-
mrshmllowdreamzz: *staring at the little guy in her
arms, shrugs *
JazzBabySays: -sure why not makes as much sense as everything
else around her-
IzDaBombshell: They really... really tiny, now.
crush all humanz: getitoffgetitoff //error
IzDaBombshell:
*nuzzles up against
Moonracer with a squeak*
pinkbikerbot07: Get up here. *holding hand down to
Blackout *
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh? *cuddles him against her *
JazzBabySays: -plops the tub in first, then hops inside
her hand-
pinkbikerbot07: *sets him next to Crusher, then
reaches over and disables Crusher's mobilities.* Get this red goo off it you
can.
pinkbikerbot07: *still attempting to fix the damage,
whoops *
JazzBabySays: ...-vows to remind Bonecrusher that he
owes him a lot for this and starts getting to work, making a face-
pinkbikerbot07: I have a nasty felling about it.
pinkbikerbot07: *feeling
JazzBabySays: -and...what is...that?-
crush all humanz: *ohgodi'llnevergetclean*
JazzBabySays: -picks up something round, small...-
pinkbikerbot07: He seems pretty adament about getting
it off, so I think it's bad. The slagger tried to wipe it on ME, so I kind
of...shot him.
JazzBabySays: GAGRAIJBF! -screams at the top of his
lungs, dropping the object and skittering back-
pinkbikerbot07: *leaning over, concentrating, oops *
Yeah. It's bad.
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
JazzBabySays: HE IS COVERED IN HELL SPAWN.
pinkbikerbot07: CLEAN IT OFF.
JazzBabySays: WHY ME?
pinkbikerbot07: BECAUSE YOU WALKED BY.
JazzBabySays: THIS COULD BE TOXIC TO MY DELICATE HUMAN
BODY. D:
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
pinkbikerbot07: *bellow.* NOW DO IT!
pinkbikerbot07: *workwork, fixfix!*
JazzBabySays: -doesn'twannadoesn'twanna-
crush all humanz: *pleasehelpmeeeee*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *cuddle, cuddle*
JazzBabySays: -making weak, whimper like noises and
tries to scrub at arms length-
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
IzDaBombshell:
Youmybestfriend. After
Kickback. An' Shrapnel. But they my buddies a long time, so... you good.
pinkbikerbot07: *still attempting to fix him through
the goo * Ugh and get it off ME While you're at it. This is disgusting. HE
deserved every shot.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *humming... huh, since tracks is around i
guess he feels okay humming close to you*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *eyes Pepsi, shifts Bombshell in her arms*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* Yay! You'll be my friend?
JazzBabySays: ....why is it not coming off?
IzDaBombshell: IfI'mthisdrunk. Yeah.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams happily* Great! *huggles him
close*
JazzBabySays: -tries scooting in a bit closer,
scrubscrubscrub-
pinkbikerbot07: It's....it's...oh Primus...*remember
what Crusher SAID OH EW GOD EW *
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
pinkbikerbot07: GET IT OFF MEEEE!!!! *starts flailing,
Crusher forgotten *
JazzBabySays: -yelps as he's almost knocked off the
table-
pinkbikerbot07: getitoffgetitoffgetitogg!
pinkbikerbot07: WHERE IS BARRICADE?
IzDaBombshell: *nibbles playfully on Moonracer's arm, making a little cooing noise*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles at him and scritchies his
head *
JazzBabySays: CURSED BANSHEE DX
crush all humanz: *D:*
crush all humanz: *HELP ME GUYS IT'S IN MY CHEST*
crush all humanz: *THANKS FOR BLOWING A HOLE IN ME ARCEE*
pinkbikerbot07: *HOWLING *
crush all humanz: *NOW THERE ARE GOING TO BE CHESTBABIES
D:*
JazzBabySays: -IS NOT READY TO BE A DADDY-
JazzBabySays: -IS NEVER GOING TO BE READY TO BE A
DADDY-
JazzBabySays: -REFUSES TO BE A DADDY-
pinkbikerbot07: *FLAILS!*
JazzBabySays: -THERE IS NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH A DADDY
BLACKOUT IS NOT, NOR EVER WILL BE-
pinkbikerbot07: GETITOFFGETITOFF!
crush all humanz: *OH LIKE BONECRUSHER IS ALL READY FOR THIS*
crush all humanz: *GOD*
crush all humanz: *IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU GET IT OFF SO
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DADDY*
pinkbikerbot07: *has forgotten about Crusher for the
time being *
JazzBabySays: -IS WORKING ON IT FATAFT BUT IT'S A
LITTLE HARD WITH A RAMPAGING FEMME-
JazzBabySays: -IF BLACKOUT WAS IN TOKYO THE FEMME WOULD
BE GODZILLA OK SO SHUDDUP-
JazzBabySays: -....is going to need more soap-
crush all humanz: / /error
pinkbikerbot07: *FLAILING * WHERE IS HE! GET HIM IN
HERE NOW!
DntTrstBarricade: *wanders by, wondering what all the commotion is about.....and peeks in* .......?
JazzBabySays: -tries digging his fingers into it...and kind of gets stuck-
DntTrstBarricade: *and gets a more and more confused look on his face......*
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
pinkbikerbot07: *HOWL!*
pinkbikerbot07: STOP ERRORING CRUSHER!
DntTrstBarricade: ........O.o???
JazzBabySays: Sweet Primus above and all that is left
sacred in this universe...
crush all humanz: / /ERROR
DntTrstBarricade: What......
DntTrstBarricade: is....
DntTrstBarricade: going on???
crush all humanz: *is so disgusted right now*
crush all humanz: *is so disgusted he's reduced to turning
off his processors*
pinkbikerbot07: *whirls, seeeees him * GET OVER HERE.
NOW.
DntTrstBarricade: *Staring dumbfounded*
DntTrstBarricade: ......
DntTrstBarricade: *blink*
pinkbikerbot07: *frreeeaking out, left arm is covered
in RED GOO THAT IS EGG BABIES *
JazzBabySays: -tries to unstick his hand. it comes out
with a thick, goopey, slurp sound-
JazzBabySays: ...........
pinkbikerbot07: *looks at Blackout with a sick look *
Could you not do that?
DntTrstBarricade: *blinks at Blackout* Um....what......IS that?
crush all humanz: *ewewewew*
JazzBabySays: .....hell spawn
JazzBabySays: It is HELL SPAWN BARRICADE
pinkbikerbot07: *looks SICK *
DntTrstBarricade: ....Hell......what?!
DntTrstBarricade: *near ready to start laughing*
JazzBabySays: Congrats, you and Arcee are now parents.
pinkbikerbot07: *limp against the table with Crusher,
his repairs totally forgotten *
DntTrstBarricade: O.O
DntTrstBarricade: What?!
pinkbikerbot07: NO! WE WILL NEVER BE PARENTS BARRICADE
GET OVER HERE AND GET THIS OFF ME NOW! PLEASE!
crush all humanz: *pleasegodpleasegod*
JazzBabySays: -carefully, slowly makes his way down the
table. is heading for heavier artillary-
DntTrstBarricade: *confused/shocked*.......*but
slowly wanders over, trying not to laugh at the humor this is causing...*
pinkbikerbot07: *FLAIL *
DntTrstBarricade: *looks at
Arcee*......Um.....*raises an eyebrow*
JazzBabySays: -makes his way for the Big Guns in
cleaning supplies-
DntTrstBarricade: *eyes the goo*.......
crush all humanz: / /error
pinkbikerbot07: Get it off MEEEE!
crush all humanz: *helpmeeeee, heeelpmeeeeeee*
JazzBabySays: -returns several minutes later, dragging
a large plastic bucket of heavy duty, acid like soap and bug spray-
pinkbikerbot07: *snatches the tub of wated, immersing
her arm *
pinkbikerbot07: *Water
DntTrstBarricade: *he grabbed some supplies, and
somewhere along the lines began laughing....*
JazzBabySays: -feels like he is climbing a mountain in
just getting back to Bonecrusher D:-
crush all humanz: *feels like he's going to DIE*
JazzBabySays: -and...HE IS KING OF SAID MOUNTAIN-
pinkbikerbot07: *cries. srsly. just...CRIES * BLACKOUT
YOU BETTER HAVE ENOUGH FOR TWO.
crush all humanz: *well, he would, if, you know, he weren't in the process of turning off all his processors*
DntTrstBarricade: *and starts washing Arcee's
arm...giggling*
JazzBabySays: -pushes his sun glasses down, scrubbie in
one hand and spray canister in other. Let's. Do. This.-
pinkbikerbot07: *trying to refrain from flailing *
DntTrstBarricade: *scrubscrub*
crush all humanz: *incoherent whimpering*
JazzBabySays: -cleaning like some super maid-
JazzBabySays: -just don't tell him that-
pinkbikerbot07: *wwaaaaaiiiilllsss *
JazzBabySays: -and get that image of him in a French
maid outfit out of your mind this instant-
DntTrstBarricade: *scrubscrubscrubscrub!!!*
crush all humanz: *....ooh*
IzDaBombshell: Moonface-RACER.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Hmmm...?
IzDaBombshell: I'm special, right?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Very.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *hug*
IzDaBombshell:
*snugs back*
JazzBabySays: -spraying everything as he goes, pouring
some of the dangerous chemicals all over the other's armor and letting some
even drip down-
mrshmllowdreamzz: *huggles him with a little grin* Why?
JazzBabySays: -nothing is safe so long as Blackout is
on the job-
crush all humanz: *OWOW*
pinkbikerbot07: Blackout, you better have enough brew
for two.
DntTrstBarricade: *working furiously*
DntTrstBarricade: *but still laughing*
JazzBabySays: Have your bonded get your slagging own!
I'm elbow deep in hell spawn as it is!
pinkbikerbot07: *trying really hard not to flail and
knock Barricade about twnty yards. Still might do it, considering he's laughing
at her * If you dont make me any I wont fix Crusher.
IzDaBombshell:
Jus' wanted to know.
'Cuz... you make me feel that way.
JazzBabySays: I've got a lot of aft to cover. -scowls,
diving in- You're not the only medic on duty you know. >\
crush all humanz: *D: D: D:*
pinkbikerbot07: Mmm. But I'm the only one he trusts.
*puffs *
JazzBabySays: But he liste- OH PRIMUS.
JazzBabySays: OH PRIMUS.
pinkbikerbot07: ....What.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams, huggles him to her chest * Good. Cause you are! *petpet*
DntTrstBarricade: *pause, blink*...?
JazzBabySays: It's like...like...like...
pinkbikerbot07: ...............
DntTrstBarricade: .....LIKE?
pinkbikerbot07: LIKE WHAT
pinkbikerbot07: ?
JazzBabySays: Like a cesspool of chest babies in
here!
crush all humanz: *euuuuuuuuuuuugh*
pinkbikerbot07: SLAGSLAGSLAGSLAG!
IzDaBombshell:
*chitchitchit* ...I'm
gonna make somethin'... somethin' special for you.
JazzBabySays: -the sounds of constant bug spraying can
be heard-
pinkbikerbot07: BARRICADEOMGGETTHE ACIDNOW!
IzDaBombshell: Whuzzyer favorite color?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh? Whats that?
JazzBabySays: -splooshing sounds can be heard as well-
DntTrstBarricade: O.o *flails and runs to get the acidcleaning stuffs!*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles* Seafoamy green!
JazzBabySays: THAT SLAGGING INSECT IS GOING TO PAY FOR
EVERY SECOND OF THIS, MARK MY WORDS.
pinkbikerbot07: I'm going to KILL IIIIIIIIIIT!
JazzBabySays: HE WILL KNOW ONLY PAIN AND MISERY FOR THE
REST OF ETERNITY.
pinkbikerbot07: AGREED.
JazzBabySays: -spritzspritz-
IzDaBombshell: Then I'mma make somethin' SEAFOAMY GREEN!
DntTrstBarricade: *and mission success! Runs back with the cleaner and starts spraying Arcee with it...scrub!*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles and huggles him to her chest,
curls on the couch with him*
pinkbikerbot07: *wails in paaaaain but DOESNT CARE *
JazzBabySays: -comes scrambling out, covered in things
he doesn't want to think about, grabs a bucket of uber!soap and just dumps the
whole lot of it into Bonecrusher-
crush all humanz: *turn off your processors, just like bonecrusher, he doesn't feel any of it anymore*
DntTrstBarricade: *scrubbing the slagging crap
off of her*
pinkbikerbot07: *whimpers *
JazzBabySays: -scrubbing like the wind if the wind
could scrub-
JazzBabySays: Come out come out come out come out
crush all humanz: *whimper*
DntTrstBarricade: *scrubbing left and right,
trying to get it OFF!!!!!* Primus damn it...GET OFF!
JazzBabySays: HOW DID THAT THING PURGE SO MANY
OF THESE? PRIMUS SLAGGIT.
pinkbikerbot07: *can't even speak anymore *
pinkbikerbot07: I'm going to kill that thing, it's
death with be SLOW AND PAINFUL.
DntTrstBarricade: *StillSCRUBBING!!!!!*
pinkbikerbot07: *wince.*
JazzBabySays: -it's a cold, hard battle...with many
hardships and losses...-
pinkbikerbot07: *cries.*
IzDaBombshell: *curls right up against her in beetle mode*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams, petpet*
DntTrstBarricade: *Crawling up her arm,
scrubbing, spritzing, and cleaning....and just BARELY winning...*
pinkbikerbot07: *sniff.*
JazzBabySays: -but like many things, Blackout is coming
out on top. as the fight rages on things become clearer-
JazzBabySays: -never let it be said that Blackout
cannot be motivated to fight the good fight...especially when fatherhood looms
as his possible demise!-
crush all humanz: *bombshell*
crush all humanz: *will*
crush all humanz: *die*
pinkbikerbot07: *YES HE WILL *
DntTrstBarricade: *ANDscrubbing away!!!!*
IzDaBombshell:
Hey, Moonracer...?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Yeah?
IzDaBombshell:
They seemed kinda... mad.
An' I'm not feeling good at walking.
JazzBabySays: -huffs, coming crawling out of the
other's armor, looking wretched and covered in gunk and smelling and sweaty and
downright dirty...but he has vanquished his enemy-
IzDaBombshell:
Could you pleaseplease
drop me off home?
pinkbikerbot07: *IS LIVID *
JazzBabySays: Bonecrusher...?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh, of course! *furtive nod* Where are you living? *blink*
crush all humanz: *doesn't want to wake up D:*
IzDaBombshell: Med... placething. Medplacething of Nemesis.
crush all humanz: *five more minutes*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh, okay! *nodnodnod* Now?
DntTrstBarricade: *is working hard to get the
crap off, and is almost done...*
pinkbikerbot07: *whimpers to Barricade * Is it gone?
JazzBabySays: Bonecrusher? -limps slightly over to
where the other's head is resting. when no response comes...- BONECRUSHER.
THIS IS YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER BLACKOUT SPEAKING.
DntTrstBarricade: Almost. Just this one bit
left.....*furrowed look, focusing, scrubbing away*
JazzBabySays: WAKE. UP.
crush all humanz: *makes a pitiful noise*
crush all humanz: nnngh
crush all humanz: *D:*
IzDaBombshell:
I'm a li'l sleepy.
JazzBabySays: How many fingers am I hold up? -asks
drly, showing him three digits-
crush all humanz: ...........
crush all humanz: t-th-the... *D:!!!!*
JazzBabySays: Eradicated.
crush all humanz: .....
crush all humanz: *groans* neverclean...
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods and scoops him up, strolling out
and towards the Nemesis*
JazzBabySays: Mercilessly, might I add.
pinkbikerbot07: *whimper *
IzDaBombshell: *stays nestled up against the sweetheart, his legs twitching erratically*
DntTrstBarricade: *and finally finishes* There..... *sits back and wipes the sweat from his face....*
crush all humanz: *whines* hejust.....
crush all humanz: outtanowhere....
mrshmllowdreamzz: *and strolls through the door of the
Nemesis, stop* Uh, I dunno this place very well...
pinkbikerbot07: *twitches *
JazzBabySays: Hush...-said in his normal noise level, but not unkindly. rests his hand on his chin- What's your current frame condition? Can you transform?
DntTrstBarricade: *pats her arm* Love..? You alright?
crush all humanz: idontwanttomove.
pinkbikerbot07: That was...disgusting.
JazzBabySays: Stay with me Bonecrusher...come on. I
want to get you to the washracks. Make sure I get everything off...
JazzBabySays: You want them gone, right? Come on...
IzDaBombshell: *makes a little leg jab to help guide her* It's kinda... looooonely.
crush all humanz: .....*whines* doigotta
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh? It is? *goes in the direction he
pointed*
JazzBabySays: Now's the time to be a big mech,
Bonecrusher.
JazzBabySays: You can do it.
crush all humanz: *D:* baaaaabies....
crush all humanz: *incoherent*
JazzBabySays: -petpetpet-
pinkbikerbot07: *whiiiiine *
IzDaBombshell: ...out in spaaace...
DntTrstBarricade: *he looked up at her* Hey...it's alright now. It's gone.
crush all humanz: *shifts* 'm gonna grab you, 'kay....?
pinkbikerbot07: I feel dirty.
IzDaBombshell: ...on such a tiiiimeless flight..! Da-da-da-DAH!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles*
JazzBabySays: Understood. -braces himself- Just take it
easy for now...
IzDaBombshell:
o/` An' I think it's
gonna be a long, long time... before touchdown brings me back... there...
tofind! I'm not the mech they think I am! At home! No! I'm a ROCKET BUUUUUG!
o/`
crush all humanz: *grabs the other in one hand and
shiiifts, sitting up* D:
mrshmllowdreamzz: *still giggling helplessly* Now where?
DntTrstBarricade: *he smiled at her* Well...I
scrubbed everything off....
JazzBabySays: -tries to comfort the other by assuring
him that he'll go over his tires several times...slowly...-
crush all humanz: .............*glares at Arcee as he
stands*
pinkbikerbot07: I think...I think I want to go to the
washroom too...*looks sick *
pinkbikerbot07: *glares back *
IzDaBombshell:
*jabs again* 's'not far.
DntTrstBarricade: Come on...let's go. *he crawled up to her shoulder*
crush all humanz: YOU SLAGGED ME.... WITH THE... THE...
crush all humanz: ....THOSE THINGS ALL OVER
crush all humanz: *shudder*
pinkbikerbot07: You WIPES EGG THINGS ON ME
crush all humanz: *D:*
JazzBabySays: ....you are the reason Bonecrusher
has those things swimming around in him right now?!
pinkbikerbot07: *hiss * NO.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *happily follows the jab, carrying him to his home!*
crush all humanz: *stands and stumbles past Arcee,
ignoring this altercation for now*
JazzBabySays: -holds on tight :<-
pinkbikerbot07: You would have done the same. *GROWL *
crush all humanz: *is going to the washracks. is not looking back. D<*
IzDaBombshell:
*keeps directing
Moonracer until they stand outside Nemesis medbay, flailing at the door*
pinkbikerbot07: *is right behind, looking annoyed *
JazzBabySays: -shunning Arcee-
pinkbikerbot07: *growl * HE WIPED THEM ALL OVER ME!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles outside the medbay door* Here
ya go...
crush all humanz: *WASHRACKS D:*
IzDaBombshell: *pokes at the door until it opens, giggling when it does and starting to push against Moonracer a bit to get loose* Homehomehome!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *releases him with a grin*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Well, I'm headed back...it was so great to meet you! And I hope you feel better.
IzDaBombshell: *lands on the floor unevenly with a THUNK* I FEEL GREEEEEAAAAAT!!
IzDaBombshell: *scrabbles wildly until he slooowly gains enough purchase to start scooting into the room*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Did you need anything else?
IzDaBombshell: *transforms to robot, which still leaves him a heap on the floor* ...uhhhh... prol'ly not. Hee.
mrshmllowdreamzz: You sure...? *watches uncertainly*
IzDaBombshell: Jes'... jes'... do me a favor?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Yesh?
IzDaBombshell: *sits upright and pops out his chest compartment, pulling out a glistening, bright red egg*
IzDaBombshell: 's my prototype. And I suck. At names.
mrshmllowdreamzz: ...*eyes*
IzDaBombshell: I'd be all like.... XR... 5... cyber-bobble.
mrshmllowdreamzz: ....So...*blinks* You want me to name it?
IzDaBombshell: Please? :3
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh. Um, okay! Can I think about it?
IzDaBombshell: Long as you want.
IzDaBombshell: *falls back flat on the floor with a clunk*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams, at him, giggles, then skips out*
IzDaBombshell: *...sloooooowly drags himself over to LOCK. THE. GODDAMN. DOOR. Not drunk enough to be THAT stupid*
crush all humanz: *locks will DO NOTHING*