crush all humanz: *is sitting at the bar, doing what he does best! Drinking!*
crush all humanz: *....wellthatandlickingchocolateoffablackoutbutwhatevershhhhh*
WordsofthWise: *Wanders into the common room, STILL awake...*
crush all humanz: *eyes Trion mildly* SHOULDN'T YOU BE... DOING SOMETHING? *siiip, shrug*
WordsofthWise: *he walked up to the bar and
sat down* Nope...well, maybe. I don't know. There has been too much going on
here...I've lost track. So I am taking time for myself. *grabs a cube.*
crush all humanz: *cube-tippin' action!* TAKIN' TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEAD COMMON ROOM. PERFECT IDEA. *siiip* YOU BEEN UP TO ANYTHIN' PARTICULARLY INTERESTING, OR IS IT ALL WISE-FOLK-TALES OR WHATEVER?
WordsofthWise: Well, let's see...*sip* been running over some of the data from the most recent events...did Prime a favor, gave some advice....do you want to know what I had for breakfast? *chuckles*
crush all humanz: *smirk* OH, FUNNY FUNNY. SEE IF I EVER TRY TO SCROUNGE UP SMALL TALK AGAIN.
WordsofthWise: *he laughed a bit at that* You will. You know it. *siiiip*
crush all humanz: I GOT NOTHIN' BETTER TO DO. EVERYONE'S.... DOIN' WHATEVER THEY DO WHEN PEOPLE GO MISSING AND WEIRD SKULLS SHOW UP IN THE COMMON ROOM. *shrug, siiiiip*
MaffyTeacake: [Hound] *walks in, humming a tune (the eternally
happy-bot that he is) and goes to grab some energon*
MaffyTeacake: *waves at other mechs*
WordsofthWise: ...So I heard about that. *looks
up and waves at Hound* Greetings Hound. Have some, enjoy.
MaffyTeacake: Thanks : D
WordsofthWise: *looks back at Crusher* Were you there today..?
crush all humanz: *half-nod to Hound, kinda bemused* WHERE THE SLAG DO YOU GO, ANYWAYS? FOR A THERAPIST, YER NOT VERY FREQUENT.
MaffyTeacake: I am around, its just that no one seems to need much therapy now.
crush all humanz: .....*back to Trion* EH, I WAS THERE FOR THE LAST BIT. ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE DID SOMETHING STUPID, AND BLACKOUT IS, OF COURSE, PART OF THE DEVIOUS PLOT. *shrug*
crush all humanz: *and to Hound* ......RIIIGHT.
WordsofthWise: *blink, look at hound* WAIT....not need much therapy?
WordsofthWise: *stunned*
crush all humanz: THEN AGAIN, MOST OF US ARE THE BOTTLIN'
TYPES.
MaffyTeacake: Well, I offered, and only one bot has come to see me
so far...
MaffyTeacake: *shrugs*
crush all humanz: *smirk* OH, REALLY? WHICH BOT?
WordsofthWise: Ahh....
MaffyTeacake: *rolls optics* No way, not telling
MaffyTeacake: that's between them and me
crush all humanz: EH. NOT MY PROBLEM, ANYWAYS.
WordsofthWise: *to Crusher* do you know who it was that did something stupid, and what it was they did?
crush all humanz: *shrugs* SUNSTORM ASKED TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
crush all humanz: *siiiip*
WordsofthWise: .......
WordsofthWise: Sunstorm?
crush all humanz: HN.
WordsofthWise: The golden seeker?
WordsofthWise: Why would he do something like that?
crush all humanz: *nods* THAT'S TH' ONE.
crush all humanz: BECAUSE HE'S A SEEKER?
crush all humanz: ....AND THEREFORE STUPID?
crush all humanz: *shrug*
MaffyTeacake: *nods at the "seeker's are stupid" comment*
WordsofthWise: Somehow, I bet there was more
motivation behind that, otherwise he would have done it sooner, right?
WordsofthWise: *siip*
crush all humanz: EH. SOMETHIN' ABOUT THAT DRONE OR
WHATEVER. *idly gulps down the rest of his cube and reeeaches for another* TO
TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WASN'T PAYIN' MUCH ATTENTION.
crush all humanz: I'M GETTIN' TOO USED T'THE WHOLE
"GRR-ARR" EVILDOER SCENE AS OF LATE.
WordsofthWise: Hmm. *siiip* Happening a lot lately, huh?
crush all humanz: *dryly* EVERY THURSDAY.
flyingcorvette:
*wanders, holding a cube already*
WordsofthWise: *he chuckled at that.* Really now? So you can set your chronometer by that then?
WordsofthWise: *siiiiip*
crush all humanz: MOST LIKELY. I DON'T THINK I'VE HAD AN
ACCURATE INTERNAL READING SINCE THE SLAGGIN' OCEAN, BUT WHAT CAN Y'DO.
*drinkin' sure is fun!*
flyingcorvette:
*seeing that there's already mechs around, he gravitates over, careful steps*
WordsofthWise: *siiiiiip* Hm...chuck it and
get a new one?
MaffyTeacake: *waves to tracks*
crush all humanz: EH, I'M A BIT TOO LAZY FOR THAT. JUST
ASK BLACKOUT.
WordsofthWise: *eyes him, then takes another
drink* Nah. I think I can function without the oh-so-vital information....
crush all humanz: *is eyeing Tracks, half-heartedly debating if he could throw his empty cube and ricochet it off his head*
crush all humanz: I'M SURE. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT THE SLAGGER'S SLEEPIN'. WHATEVER. *shrugs* HUMAN SLEEPING SCHEDULES WEIRD ME OUT.
flyingcorvette: *waves back and smiles slightly.*
crush all humanz: *siiip* EITHER WAY, SUNSTORM THREW DOWN THE GAUNTLET, AND THOSE SKULL GUYS, VOK OR WHATEVER, FOLLOWED SUIT. I SUSPECT THERE WAS MUCH BLOWING OF THINGS UP.
WordsofthWise: Really? What kind of scheduals do they have? *curious now, sips*
WordsofthWise: ....Has he returned yet?
flyingcorvette:
*and nods to Bonecrusher*
crush all humanz: HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. *shrug* THERE ISN'T A TALLY RUNNING YET FOR BETS OR NOTHIN', SO I DON'T PAY ATTENTION.
WordsofthWise: Ahh....*mumbles* I wonder if that is a good thing or a bad thing....*drink, toss empty one, reaches for another*
crush all humanz: PROBABLY A BAD THING, AS FAR AS THINGS AROUND HERE SEEM TO GO. *idly looks at Tracks again* SHOULDN'T YOU BE... I DUNNO, MAKING OUT WITH YER REFLECTION?
crush all humanz: *that has less bite in it than a normal day, comparatively.*
flyingcorvette: *arches an optic ridge* Why, did you want to watch?
crush all humanz: *dryly* OF COURSE. NOTHING GETS ME HOTTER THAN WATCHIN' A SELF-ABSORBED AUTOBOT MAKE GOOGLY EYES AT HIMSELF.
WordsofthWise: *looks at Tracks* ......O.o
MaffyTeacake: *snorts into his energon at the insults*
flyingcorvette:
I'll make sure to let you know when I do it next then. *seems not terribly
bothered and lifts his cube in a toast* Just don't tell Blackout.
WordsofthWise: *coughs at Crushers comment*
crush all humanz: OF COURSE NOT. *idly drinking* WOULDN'T WANT HIM TO KNOW OF OUR SORDID AFFAIR. *opticroll*
WordsofthWise: *chuckles and sips*
flyingcorvette:
*is speaking carefully, so doesn't seem quite as drunk as he might already be*
So what are we talking about?
WordsofthWise: And JUST how many of those do you have, Crusher?
crush all humanz: HOW MANY WHAT?
crush all humanz: *to Tracks* FLOATING SKULLS AND WHEN WE SHOULD ALL JUST FUCK OFF TO THE BAHAMAS TO SAVE OURSELF THE TROUBLE.
WordsofthWise: *sips calmly, trying not to
laugh* Affairs....*only giving him slag...*
flyingcorvette:
Aaah. Soon, definitely. *nods thoughtfully* ...Floating skulls?
crush all humanz: *smirks* MY TRYST WITH BLACKOUT AND HIS NEW CHOCOLATE FETISH IS ABOUT ALL THE "AFFAIR" I NEED IN MY LIFE.
crush all humanz: *Tracks* SOMETHING ABOUT THE WEEK'S ENEMY. *shrug* I DON'T KEEP TRACK.
WordsofthWise: *actually snickering this time*
Okay...just checking. *siiiip*
flyingcorvette: Neither do I. ...Do you think they could make announcements? It'd be nicer that way.
crush all humanz: THERE NEEDS TO BE A MEMO.
MaffyTeacake: We should have an appointments book or something...
MaffyTeacake: *grabs some more energon*
crush all humanz: THIS WEEK "SCARY FLOATING SKULLS" NEXT WEEK "GIANT PLANET-SIZED GODS THAT WANT TO EAT US"
MaffyTeacake: Something like that *laughing*
WordsofthWise: Appointments would be nice....*sip*
crush all humanz: SOMEHOW I DOUBT ANYTHING WOULD EVER GET DONE EVEN WITH APPOINTMENTS.
WordsofthWise: ......hmm...*sip* Ideas?
MaffyTeacake: We've all gotten waaay disorganised...
flyingcorvette:
Gotten?
WordsofthWise: .......*SIP*
flyingcorvette:
It's never -been- organized here.
crush all humanz: IT'S LIKE STARSCREAM'S LAB. WE KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE EVERYTHING IS.
crush all humanz: .....WE JUST DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BECOME SENTIENT YET.
WordsofthWise: *blink........and laughs*
crush all humanz: ....OR IF THERE'S A DEATHRAY HIDDEN
UNDERNEATH. *:\*
flyingcorvette:
*snickers*
crush all humanz: TOO MANY SLAGGIN' DEATHRAYS. *glug*
WordsofthWise: Starscream is trying to create sentient life?
WordsofthWise: Somehow...that frightens me....
WordsofthWise: *sip*
MaffyTeacake: *grumbles about everyone being too interested in
interfacing (for the only reason that he isn't getting any XD ) *
crush all humanz: HE ISN'T TRYIN'.... HE JUST DOESN'T
REALIZE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE THINGS TO FESTER.
flyingcorvette:
*glances at Hound and snerks agreement*
crush all humanz: .....*brightens* HEY. SOMEONE SHOULD
LEAVE A NOTE IN THAT.... UHHH, SUGGESTION BOX OF PRIME'S.
MaffyTeacake: I think its overfilling, actually...*is amused by
this*
crush all humanz: "PLEASE RELEASE DAILY MEMOS ON WHO'S GONE MISSING AND WHO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE THIS WEEK."
WordsofthWise: A note? Suggestion box? Prime made a Suggestion box? *recalls that* Oh, yes....
WordsofthWise: *and laughs at that*
crush all humanz: THE SUGGESTION BOX IS ONLY GOOD IF HE
ACTUALLY ENACTS ON THE SUGGESTIONS. *grumbles* MINE DESERVES FAIR TREATMENT.
flyingcorvette: I
think it's a good idea. *nods*
WordsofthWise: I agree. But everyone's deserves fair treatment. I say make a note and leave it for him.
WordsofthWise: *siiiiip*
MaffyTeacake: *nods and drinks*
crush all humanz: .....OR I COULD JUST GO UP TO HIM AND WHAP HIM ONE. *exaggerated backhand motion - almost spilling his drink in the process* "BAD PRIME. NO MEMOS, NO COOKIE."
WordsofthWise: *laughs hard at that* Sad as it
is to say that...I would enjoy seeing that.
MaffyTeacake: I think you'd end up missing both your legs after
that....
WordsofthWise: *takes another drink, still laughing a bit at that...*
crush all humanz: BOTH MY LEGS AND MY HEAD. AGAIN.
crush all humanz: *frowns* THAT'S BEFORE MEGATRON GETS TO
ME. OH WELL. *shrug, glugglug* IT'D BE WORTH IT FOR THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
MaffyTeacake: *curious* When did you loose your head?
WordsofthWise: You lost your head?
crush all humanz: WHEN PRIME CUT IT OFF IN MISSION CITY.
crush all humanz: *opticroll*
MaffyTeacake: O_O
MaffyTeacake: Ouch
WordsofthWise: *coughblink*
crush all humanz: WELL YEAH.
crush all humanz: JUST A LITTLE PAIN AROUND THE CENTRAL PROCESSORS.
crush all humanz: *grumbles* SLAGGIN' AUTOBOT.
WordsofthWise: A "little"?
crush all humanz: A SMIDGE.
flyingcorvette:
*snrk*
crush all humanz: *deadpan*
MaffyTeacake: *decides not to get offended by the
"autobot" comment - it is Bonecrusher, after all..*
WordsofthWise: Only a smidge? *eyes him*
crush all humanz: I MIGHT BE EXAGGERATING.
flyingcorvette: I'm
sure he had a good reason.
crush all humanz: *eyes Tracks* OF COURSE HE HAD A GOOD REASON.
crush all humanz: *half-bow, again exaggerated* DECEPTICON.
crush all humanz: *waves a hand in the general direction of OUT* AUTOBOT.
WordsofthWise: *chuckles at that* At that point, yeah. Good reason.
crush all humanz: TWO AND TWO? BEHEADING.
crush all humanz: .....
flyingcorvette:
That's what I mean. *nodnod*
crush all humanz: *and, on that cue, notes that he is
indeed drinking with not one but three autobots. chuckles a bit at that,
glugglug*
MaffyTeacake: *laughs at that*
WordsofthWise: *chuckles more, and drinks
again*
MaffyTeacake: *drinks casually, completely unaware that he keeps
looking over his shoulder every now and then*
flyingcorvette:
*eyes Bonecrusher* You're suspiciously pleasant tonight. Is your
'Con-turned-human well?
WordsofthWise: *eyes Crusher, sips*
crush all humanz: *slag-eatin'-grin* AFTER ABOUT 6 ROUNDS
AND A GOOD DOZEN CUPS OF PUDDIN', THE SLAGGER BETTER BE WELL.
WordsofthWise: ......O.O ORLY?
MaffyTeacake: ....TMI, Bonecrusher o_<...
flyingcorvette:
*makes a face* I'll probably be even more sorry I asked, but what's
"puddin'"?
crush all humanz: ....
crush all humanz: *dryly* GOOGLE IT. *to Hound* HE ASKED.
I TOLD.
MaffyTeacake: *makes face at Crusher*
MaffyTeacake: *goes back to drinking*
WordsofthWise: *blinks*
flyingcorvette: I
asked if he was well, not for an account of your sordid activities. *just as
dryly*
crush all humanz: *innocently* BUT HOW COULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I JUST SAID HE WAS WELL? I'M A NASTY DECEPTICON. I COULD HAVE SQUISHED HIM IN MY HATRED FOR HUMANS.
crush all humanz: I NEEDED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW HE WAS FINE IN MULTIPLE SENSES OF THE WORD.
crush all humanz: *man, he's pretty sarcastic tonight. glugglug*
MaffyTeacake: *rolls optics, bangs head on the table, then grabs more energon*
WordsofthWise: *he blinked, and chuckled* You must be in a good mood, Crusher.
crush all humanz: *looks at Hound* ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT
THE ONE WHO NEEDS THERAPY?
MaffyTeacake: Why would I need therapy? O_o
crush all humanz: *to Trion* EH, I'M HALF-WAY TO BEIN' DRUNK AND THERE'S NOTHIN' ELSE TO DO BUT BE SOCIABLE.
crush all humanz: ....YOU JUST BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A
TABLE.
MaffyTeacake: Just trying to kill the mental images, y'know?
MaffyTeacake: *drinks*
crush all humanz: OH, DON'T KILL THEM. THEY'RE AMAZING. I
REPLAY THEM EVERY 15 MINUTES ON THE DOT. *grin, glugglug*
flyingcorvette:
*scowls*
WordsofthWise: *laughs* I feel the same way, Hound. *sips, laughing stil*
WordsofthWise: .........*at Crusher*
crush all humanz: EH, NONE OF YOU ARE ANY FUN. *glug*
WordsofthWise: *and laughs at that*
flyingcorvette:
*sips* We just define "fun" differently.
WordsofthWise: Oh, come on, would you like to
know about everyone else's personal life?
MaffyTeacake: *nods, agreeing*
WordsofthWise: *chuckling a bit*
crush all humanz: YES. YES I WOULD.
MaffyTeacake: .....O_o.....
crush all humanz: OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT AT LENGTH.
WordsofthWise: Oh, then it's all fair game
then. *sip*
MaffyTeacake: I think youre the one who needs therapy...
WordsofthWise: *chuckles*
crush all humanz: HAVING AN OPEN ATTITUDE ON INTERFACING
AND OTHER INTIMATE DETAILS OF YOUR COULD-BE-ENEMYS' LIVES IS COMPLETELY
HEALTHY.
flyingcorvette:
... *blinks*
MaffyTeacake: ...There's a difference between and open attitude and
a creepy obsession...
WordsofthWise: *blink*.......In a sad, scary sort of way.....
WordsofthWise: that kinda makes sense....
crush all humanz: I'M A DECEPTICON.
crush all humanz: IS THERE ANYTHING I DO THAT WON'T INHERENTLY CREEP YOU OUT?
crush all humanz: *glugglug*
WordsofthWise: *takes a nice, healthy drink*
MaffyTeacake: The drinking? *sip*
flyingcorvette: No,
the drinking is also creepy.
crush all humanz: YOU THINK I'M BAD NOW? WAIT UNTIL I'VE HAD A FEW MORE. *grin*
WordsofthWise: How is the drinking creepy when you do it to?
WordsofthWise: *raises an optic ridge at him*
flyingcorvette:
Because I do it far less. *nods sagely*
crush all humanz: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WONDER WHERE ALL THE ENERGON GOES AFTER A WHILE. I'M NOT THAT BIG.
crush all humanz: WONDER TOO LONG AND YOU'LL CREEP YERSELF
OUT
flyingcorvette:
I'm trying not to.
crush all humanz: *smirk*
WordsofthWise: *chuckles and finishes his cube*
crush all humanz: *glugs down the last bit of his ....
however many cubes he's had tonight... and grabs another*
WordsofthWise: *he reached over and grabbed
another cube*
MaffyTeacake has left the room.
crush all humanz: EITHER WAY... I'M DRINKING WITH
AUTOBOTS. I'VE CREEPED MYSELF OUT. *shudder, glugglug*
WordsofthWise: *chuckles and takes a good drink* And here I am, drinking with a DECEPTICON.
crush all humanz: *adds* A DECEPTICON THAT HATES EVERYTHING.
crush all humanz: ....EXCEPT ENERGON.
flyingcorvette:
And living with many more. *grumbles*
WordsofthWise: Aww, you hate me now? *raises optic ridge at him*
crush all humanz: HEY. IT COULD BE WORSE. WE COULD BE PLOTTIN' TO KILL YOU ALL DURING YOUR RECHARGE CYCLES.
crush all humanz: *brightly*
flyingcorvette:
I wouldn't be surprised if you were. *darkly*
crush all humanz: *to Trion* ONLY ON A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL.
WordsofthWise: *laughs at that* And what makes you think none of us Autobots haven't thought of that? *chuckles, completly messing with him*
crush all humanz: OH, I HAVE THOUGHT OF IT.
crush all humanz: BUT THEN I REALIZED MOST OF THEM ARE TOO BUSY INTERFACING WITH DECEPTICONS. OR... YOU KNOW, EACH OTHER.
crush all humanz: WORKS OUT WELL ON OUR SIDE.
WordsofthWise: Ah, okay. Just thought I would
check. *siiiip*
gmblngdemorat:
* magically appears from the vents.
crush all humanz: I AIN'T PARANOID.
flyingcorvette:
*shudders*
WordsofthWise: I never said Paranoid.
WordsofthWise: Now did I?
crush all humanz: NO, BUT I'M PARANOID ENOUGH TO THINK YOU
DID.
WordsofthWise: *mock-oblivious* Did what?
*sip*
gmblngdemorat:
Eh, Whos paranoid?
crush all humanz: THE ONLY DECEPTICON IN THE ROOM.
crush all humanz: THAT'S WHO.
WordsofthWise: *blinks, looks at the rat*
Where'd you come from?
gmblngdemorat:
Eh. *shurgs* cant be as bad as old
Dino-but. and from the vents. lousy sercurity up there. *points*
WordsofthWise: Hmm..I will have to see about upping that....*sips*
crush all humanz: THERE'S A FEMME LIVIN' UP THERE, KEEP IN
MIND.
gmblngdemorat:
o.0 Not a spider i hope.
crush all humanz: NOT QUITE.
WordsofthWise: ....There is?
crush all humanz: YEAH.
WordsofthWise: *blink*
WordsofthWise: Why.....is there a femme living up there...?
crush all humanz: *glug* TOLD HER TO GET A ROOM BUT SHE
INSISTS IT'S BETTER UP THERE. WHATEVER, SO LONG AS SHE STOPS BUGGIN' ME....
gmblngdemorat:
*sighs* good., for a momment der i
thought you where talking'bout Black Aracnia....
crush all humanz: ........*blink*
crush all humanz: .....AH SLAG.
crush all humanz: I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHIN' HER. *facepalm*
WordsofthWise: *blink* .....?
WordsofthWise: Watching her?
crush all humanz: SECTOR SEVEN BUILT HER. SHE WAS A GHOST
IN THE SHELL FOR A BIT UNTIL SHE RAN INTO ME AN' ARCEE.
gmblngdemorat:
* and listens*
crush all humanz: ....THEN SHE WAS A PRISONER. NOW....
SHE'S UP THERE SOMEWHERE. *waves a hand at the vents*
gmblngdemorat:
cant be as bad as some of the femmes i
knew.
WordsofthWise: *raises an optic ridge at
him....then sips* I think I have heard it all now.....
gmblngdemorat:
or worse than my bonded.
gmblngdemorat:
* smart ass grin*
crush all humanz: SHE AIN'T THAT BAD. *deadpan* YOU AIN'T
MET FLAMEWAR YET.
flyingcorvette:
*finishes his cube* I think I've had enough being social for the evening.
*waves to the assembled mechs* Have a good night.
gmblngdemorat:
Flamewar?
WordsofthWise: No, I haven't...why who is she?
gmblngdemorat:
I think i heard of her.
crush all humanz: *idle nod* HAVE FUN MAKING OUT WITH YOURSELF.
crush all humanz: *darkly* A PSYCHOTIC FEMME.
crush all humanz: ....*coughs"thatimighthavedated"cough*
flyingcorvette:
*sweetly* I'll be thinking of you, Bonecrusher. *and takes himself out*
gmblngdemorat:
0.0 thats not new.
WordsofthWise: Really...?
crush all humanz: *headshake* SURE YOU WILL.
flyingcorvette has left the room.
gmblngdemorat:
i have a mate that threatened to use me
as a chew toy. a gaint rat sized chew toy.
gmblngdemorat:
so, cant be as bad as that
crush all humanz: OH YES IT CAN BE.
WordsofthWise: O.o
gmblngdemorat:
We'll see.
crush all humanz: NEVER QUITE APPRECIATE LIFE AFTER BARELY ESCAPIN' A MESSY BREAKUP WITH A DECEPTICON.
crush all humanz: *until should be in there somewhere
WordsofthWise: Breakups can be VERY messy....*sip*
crush all humanz: YOU AREN'T HEARIN' ME DISAGREE
WordsofthWise: *sips again* So, how bad WAS
your breakup?
gmblngdemorat:
* takes a drink then looks at the two*
so ah.. what might your names be, anyways?
crush all humanz: HUM. TO THE POINT WHERE FEMMES IN GENERAL FRIGHTEN ME TO THE POINT OF GETTIN' BROKED?
crush all humanz: AN' BONECRUSHER.
WordsofthWise: *Nods* Alpha Trion. Most just call me either Alpha or Trion. *drinks* Getting broked, huh? Wow....
crush all humanz: THAT'D BE THE SCIENTIFIC TERM.
WordsofthWise: New term?
gmblngdemorat:
de names Rattrap.
crush all humanz: EITHER "BROKED" OR "SLIGHTLY PSYCHOTIC RAMPAGES AT THE BAREST TOUCH."
WordsofthWise: Hmm....perhaps a session or two
would do you some good....*sip*
crush all humanz: ....SESSION?
crush all humanz: *cue slightly aggravated/anxious look*
WordsofthWise: Yes, session. *left it at that, to let the processors wander. HE, of course, merely ment like a theraputic session....*
crush all humanz: .....SLAGGIN' WEIRD, THE LOT OF YOU. *grumbles*
crush all humanz: Y'LIKE PLAYIN' GAMES WITH MY MILD PARANOIA, DON'T YOU, OLD MAN?
WordsofthWise: *chuckles*Why not? *siiiip*
crush all humanz: EH. MAKES NO DIFFERENCE. 'S TOO EASY
T'DO LATELY. *glug, what's he on now i don't even know :\*
gmblngdemorat:
to easy?
WordsofthWise: *he grinned at that* You let
others mess with you that much?
gmblngdemorat:
whats going on anyways?
crush all humanz: KINDA USED TO IT AT THIS POINT.
gmblngdemorat:
like i mean, the whole kit and kadoodle
stuff.
crush all humanz: *to the rat* WAR'S OVER, WE'RE DRINKIN'.
'S ABOUT IT.
WordsofthWise: Don't forget the floating
skulls.
gmblngdemorat:
figure that much out.
WordsofthWise: *siip*
crush all humanz: OH YEAH, THE FLOATIN' SKULLS. WHATEVER.
gmblngdemorat:
..wait amin
gmblngdemorat:
did you say flaotiong Skuls?
gmblngdemorat:
o.0
crush all humanz: *shrug* YEAH, SOMETHIN' ALONG THOSE LINES.
WordsofthWise: yes.
crush all humanz: DON'T ASK, HAVEN'T GOTTEN A MEMO ABOUT
THEM YET.
gmblngdemorat:
........ oh man.
gmblngdemorat:
...we're slagged. i just know it. * is a
pessimist, pay no mind to him. *
crush all humanz: EH, IT HAPPENS EVERY WEEK. GET USED TO IT.
crush all humanz: *glug*
gmblngdemorat:
i should stayed home for this!
crush all humanz: EITHER WAY, LETTIN' EVERYONE MESS WITH ME IS JUST THEIR SIDE. IT'S WHEN I MESS BACK THAT EVERYTHIN' GETS INTERESTIN'.
WordsofthWise: Too much goes on here....*sip, the energon starting to loosen him up a bit from the 'stiff old man' bit.*
WordsofthWise: Oh really?
crush all humanz: HN. *glugglug*
WordsofthWise: And what have you done to make
things more interesting? *interested*
gmblngdemorat:
* just listens
crush all humanz: OTHER THAN ALMOST BREAK A FEMME THAT HUGGED ME BY INSINUATIN' THAT SHE HAD A PROCESSOR ERROR THAT MADE HER INCAPABLE OF HOLDING INTEREST IN ONE MECH FOR TOO LONG?
crush all humanz: *shrug* LETTIN' MY SPARK NEARLY GET RIPPED OUT BY ARCEE.
crush all humanz: SWAPPIN' TRITE INSULTS WITH TRACKS. THE NORMAL SLAG.
crush all humanz: .......AND CHOCOLATE.
crush all humanz: *:3 fifteen minutes already?*
WordsofthWise: Arcee...?Why did she want to do that?
crush all humanz: BECAUSE SHE'S CRAZY AND I'M CRAZIER?
WordsofthWise: Okay, so what did you do to make her WANT to do that?
crush all humanz: PUSHED SOME BUTTONS.
crush all humanz: NORMAL DECEPTICON TACTICS.
crush all humanz: *shrug, glugglug*
WordsofthWise: ....dare I ask which buttons...? *siiiip, eyes him*
crush all humanz: .....JUST DON'T CALL HER PINKIE. 'S ALL
I'M GONNA SAY. *sips* SHE'LL PROBABLY SLAG ME ALL OVER AGAIN ONCE SHE REALIZES
I MENTIONED IT TO ANYONE.
gmblngdemorat:
pinkie?
WordsofthWise: *blink.....*
WordsofthWise: Pinkie?
crush all humanz: JUST TRUST ME.
gmblngdemorat:
* and cue the sly smirk*
crush all humanz: NOT THE BEST TIME TO BE USIN' THAT
NICKNAME.
gmblngdemorat:
fine
gmblngdemorat: i wont, for now.
crush all humanz: *glares at the rat* IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOOD FOR YOU, YOU WILL REFRAIN FROM REFERRING TO HER AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN ARCEE.
gmblngdemorat:
*laughs*
crush all humanz: *most serious he's been all night*
WordsofthWise: *chuckles* I never knew her to
get so upset over a name....*sips*
gmblngdemorat:
Dino-brain said the same. im still
standing.
crush all humanz: ...............*looks at his cube* YEAH. NEITHER DID I.
WordsofthWise: ...did something happend to make her so violent?
crush all humanz: ......
WordsofthWise: *happen, even...
gmblngdemorat:
* Actually kinda wishes that his mate
was here with him. *
crush all humanz: NOTHIN' SHE WON'T GET OVER.
crush all humanz: ........I THINK.
WordsofthWise: .......?
WordsofthWise: *watches him, curious* What happened?
crush all humanz: THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW TIMES I'M GONNA RESPECT SOMEONE'S PRIVACY, OLD MAN. SOMETHIN' HAPPENED, AND IF SHE HASN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT IT, I AIN'T EITHER.
crush all humanz: IT WAS NO DECEPTICON STYLE FUN, BUT IT WAS ENOUGH. THAT'S ALL YOU GET.
crush all humanz: *glugglug.*
WordsofthWise: alright. I can respect that. *nods srsly, and sips*
crush all humanz: *and then glares again at rattrap* SHE HAD HER HANDS ON MY SPARK AND WOULD HAVE RIPPED IT OUT IF SHE DIDN'T KNOW ME. I SUGGEST YOU STEP WISELY.
WordsofthWise: ........O.O *blinks*
crush all humanz: THOUGH, IF YOU'RE REALLY STUPID ENOUGH TO IGNORE A DECEPTICON'S WARNING, YOU PROBABLY DESERVE IT. *darkly, downs the last of his cube and grabs another*
WordsofthWise: *turns to rattrap* I would suggest listening to him....*siiiiip*
crush all humanz: IN EITHER CASE. I PREFER THE "TRADIN' INSULTS WITH TRACKS" HALF OF MY LIFE. WHATEVER. ..............*griiin* AND THE CHOCOLATE.
crush all humanz: AIN'T EVER FORGETTIN' THE CHOCOLATE.
WordsofthWise: *chuckles* What's it like, the
chocolate?
gmblngdemorat:
yea, i think that i might
crush all humanz: ....IT'S THE ONLY THING THE SLAGGIN' HUMANS HAVE DONE RIGHT.
crush all humanz: MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO DIRECTLY TASTE IT, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T LICK IT CLEAN OFF~~ *singsong, glugglug*
WordsofthWise: Lick it clean off....?
crush all humanz: *grins* EVERY LAST BIT.
WordsofthWise: *gets a thoughtful look on his face, sips*
crush all humanz: *eyes said thoughtful look, grins* FIND A HUMAN AND ABOUT THREE CASES OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING AN' YOU'LL SEE EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.
WordsofthWise: ....o.O Three....CASES?
crush all humanz: *:D*
gmblngdemorat:
0.0
crush all humanz: WELL, Y'NEED A LOT. FOR THE SECOND THROUGH SIXTH ROUNDS.
crush all humanz: AND, Y'KNOW, FOR BOTH YOU AND THEM.
crush all humanz: *siiip*
WordsofthWise: *....Slow blink*
WordsofthWise: And where....do you get these...ideas? *absent sip*
crush all humanz: BLACKOUT PICKED UP SOME CHOCOLATE ON A WHIM AT THE SUPERMARKET. APPARENTLY IT'S GOOD.
crush all humanz: .....REALLY. REALLY. GOOD.
WordsofthWise: *Thinks on that* I think I will have to do some research on this...*siiiiiiiiip*
crush all humanz: YOU PROBABLY SHOULD.
crush all humanz: I DUNNO IF IT'S WORTH IT WITH JUST TWO HOLOS... IN THAT CASE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST BYPASS THE PUDDING AND JUST LICK EACH OTHER. *shrug*
crush all humanz: *has no sekrits*
WordsofthWise: O.o *driiiiink*
crush all humanz: *dorky grin. WONDER WHAT HE'S REPLAYING*
WordsofthWise: *not replaying anything, but the probability images from the comment, start appearing....*
crush all humanz: *is quite glad to be draggin' trion down into the gutters.*
crush all humanz: I DON'T LOVE MANY THINGS, BUT I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
WordsofthWise: *stares at his cube* I......don't think I want to try that....
crush all humanz: *mildly* COWARD.
WordsofthWise: well, I do have good reason at the moment....*he looked at him* I don't have anyone to try that with. *blank stare*
crush all humanz: *idly, siiip* IF YOU WEREN'T OLD, PRIME'S FATHER, AN AUTOBOT, AND NOT BLACKOUT, I'D GIVE IT A WHIRL. BUT BEING AS THAT YOU ARE ALL FOUR, YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK HERE.
WordsofthWise: *coughs and laughs at that* Heh, thanks for the offer.....I think ....*chuckling*
crush all humanz: NO PROBLEM. *siip* EITHER WAY, THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING YOU'LL PROBABLY BE HOOKED UP BY THE END OF THE WEEK. DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT TAKES LONG AROUND HERE.
WordsofthWise: Somehow, I doubt that. *siiiip*
crush all humanz: EH, DON'T HOLD OUT ON THE CYNICISM, OLD MAN. IF I'M ABLE TO HAVE A VAGUELY STABLE - IF VIOLENT - RELATIONSHIP, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT MEANS THERE'S HOPE FOR EVERYONE.
crush all humanz: *siiip*
WordsofthWise: *he shook his head* Nah, think my time has come and passed. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
WordsofthWise: *SLIGHT disapointment in voice, ALMOST undetectable...*
crush all humanz: *well what would you call bonecrusher if not incredibly perceptive - not that he's gonna call you on it, Trion~~* YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT WHAT YOU CAN JUMP BACK FROM, OLD MAN. *siiip*
WordsofthWise: *he took a long drink, finished cube and grabbed another* Perhaps...but still....*siiip*
crush all humanz: HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED JUST HOW EASY IT SEEMS TO BE AROUND HERE TO FIND SOMEONE? *waves in the general direction of the quarters* I THINK HALF OF THESE SLAGGERS BONDED WITHIN A WEEK OF ARRIVING.
WordsofthWise: And I have been here LONGER than a week. What does that tell you? *smirk, sip*
crush all humanz: THAT YER OBVIOUSLY INTIMIDATIN', WITH ALL YER AGE AND WISDOM AND MOST LIKELY EXTRA EXPERIENCE. *ttly srs. kinda. siiiiip*
WordsofthWise: *chuckles* "Extra experience", hmm?
crush all humanz: I WOULD ASSUME SO. SLAG, IF I'M WRONG, I'M GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED IN YA, TRION. *smirk, glugglug* AFTER ALL, I'M RELATIVELY YOUNG AN' I'VE GOT PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE. I'D EXPECT A DECENT SIZED RATIO BETWEEN US.
WordsofthWise: *he chuckled* Dispite my age, I have only had one bonded in my life....*SIIIIP*
crush all humanz: *grumbly* THAT'S HOW I ASSUMED IT WAS SUPPOSED T'BE. NOT LIKE Y'D BE ABLE TO TELL FROM AROUND HERE. *aww, you had to mention bonding! now he's a grumbly drunk! GLUGGLUG*
WordsofthWise: ......................
WordsofthWise: .....She was deactivated a long
time ago......*joins in the glugging*
gmblngdemorat:
Deactivated??
WordsofthWise: ...yes....
WordsofthWise: as in....offlined. Permanently.
WordsofthWise: *stare at his cube*
crush all humanz: ......................EH. BETTER ONE THAN NONE, I GUESS. AT LEAST Y'DIDN'T TURN TO RUST. *grumble, glug*
WordsofthWise: Heh, yeah, true. *siiiiiiip, stare at cube*
crush all humanz: .......*long pause* ....WELL? WAS IT WORTH IT?
WordsofthWise: .....*looks up at him*...The time with her? Yes.
crush all humanz: I MEAN THE AFTERSHOCKS.
crush all humanz: THE END. THE EVERAFTER, ALL THAT SLAG.
WordsofthWise: ...There were times that I did wantto deactivate myself. But...I knew that I couldn't just do that...She would have wanted more from me. I eventually came out of it, and found a purpose in my life...
crush all humanz: *shrugs* EH. NO ONE EVER GIVES ME THE ANSWERS I NEED. OH WELL. *glug* AT LEAST YER FUNCTIONIN'. HEARD HORROR STORIES FROM THAT KINDA SLAG.
WordsofthWise: *He swirled his cube* Well, what are you looking for? I could go all mystic on you, if you want....
crush all humanz: *snorts* HARDLY. THERE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN AN ANSWER FOR ME, ANYWAYS. GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE QUESTION, FIRST. *:\* FIGURED IT'D BE WORTH ASKIN', ALL THE SAME.
crush all humanz: MOSTLY SO I COULD SAY SOMETHIN' AKIN TO "YOU REALLY THINK SHE'D WANT YOU ALL ALONE FER THE REST OF FOREVER" OR SOMETHIN'. WHATEVER.
crush all humanz: *glugglug*
WordsofthWise: No problem.*matches his glugging*
crush all humanz: *sigh.*
WordsofthWise: *sigh, sip*
WordsofthWise: *ensue the usual silence that follows some drunken topics...*
crush all humanz: *hates the usual silence but he's got
nothin' :< *
gmblngdemorat:
* loud catter of LOTS of weapons as the
rat starts to originsie thenm in a corner and restore them*
WordsofthWise: *stares at his cube, not sure what else to talk about.*
WordsofthWise: *blinks at the sudden clatter, and looks over*
WordsofthWise: ....?
crush all humanz: .....*headshake, glug*
gmblngdemorat: ..what? dis? *waves hands at weapons*
crush all humanz: WE'RE PRETTY SURE YOU CAN'T JUST BLOW THE ENEMY OF THE WEEK TO SLAG, RAT.
WordsofthWise: Where...did you get all of those..?
gmblngdemorat: Im a a stealth fighter, a master marksman, and a demolition expert. * thoses are his own words { and his wik pages says it too!}} ehm, i used to have more but SOMEONE -Dinobot- blew half them skyhight in an acciedent.
crush all humanz: *shrugs, finishes off his like nth cube
and grabs another. HE SHOULD BE FEELIN' IT NOW*
WordsofthWise: *and tosses his own cube, and
grabs another one. Yeah. feeling a bit more relaxed now.* .....So....*siiip*
WordsofthWise: ((and to tell you the mood of the current situation of Sunstorm VS Vok: "In the End" by Linkin Park))
crush all humanz: NO FLOATING SKULLS, NO EMO, NO HIDEOUSLY
PAINTED AUTOBOTS TO MAKE FUN OF.... *sigh* THIS IS DULL.
WordsofthWise: I thought you were the king of emo...? *sip*
crush all humanz: I'M HARDLY THE KING OF EMO. THAT WOULD BE PRIME. OR ONE OF THE EMOBOTS.
WordsofthWise: Prime or one of the emobots?
WordsofthWise: and who are the emobots? *curious, headtilt*
crush all humanz: EH, DIRGE AND DROPKICK. SLAGGIN' EMOS.
crush all humanz: ALWAYS WHININ' ABOUT SOMETHIN'. AN' I THINK WE WENT OVER PRIME BEIN' EMO, RIGHT?
WordsofthWise: Dirge and Dropkick?......yes, EmoPrime was discussed already....*chuckles*
crush all humanz: A SEEKER AND A GROUNDPOUNDER. ALL THEY DO IS TOUCH SHOULDERS AND WRITE EACH OTHER POEMS. IT'S SLAGGIN' DISGUSTIN'.
crush all humanz: WHATEVER, THOUGH. THEY CAN GO BE EMO.
WordsofthWise: O.o that's it?*blink*
crush all humanz: PRETTY MUCH.
crush all humanz: EMO ISN'T COMPLICATED, IT'S JUST DEPRESSING AND ANNOYING.
WordsofthWise: I can understand annoying....depressing? .....I suppose I can see that, too.....
crush all humanz: WE WERE EMOING JUST A MOMENT AGO. IT WAS DEPRESSIN'. *glugglug* I MUCH PREFER THE NON-EMO CONVERSATIONS WHEN I'M GETTIN' SLAGGED.
WordsofthWise: Oh. Alright. So what to NOT emo over? *swirls, drinks*
crush all humanz: ..........*blink*
crush all humanz: .....IT SHOULDN'T TAKE ME THIS LONG TO THINK OF SOMETHING VAGUELY PLEASANT.
crush all humanz: WE COULD ALWAYS DEBATE ON WHETHER OR NOT WE'RE REALLY GETTIN' UNICRON SHITFACED.
WordsofthWise: We need to do that.
crush all humanz: WE DO. I'M PRETTY SURE WE HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER.
crush all humanz: *siiip. >_>*
gmblngdemorat: so ah...whats up with de floating skull things?
WordsofthWise: No choice? I take it everything else has been tried.....attacks and whatnot...?
crush all humanz: ............
crush all humanz: I DUNNO.
WordsofthWise: Yeah. No choice. So, how are we doing it? Did you talk to Optimus already?
crush all humanz: GOT NOTHIN' FROM HIM SINCE HE GOT THE
LIST OF SUPPLIES.
gmblngdemorat:
Unicron?
WordsofthWise: Hmm...I will have to check on that then....>.> *eyes cube.* Do you realize just how many colors are in a cube of energon?
WordsofthWise: *swirls*
crush all humanz: .......
crush all humanz: I NEVER WANT TO THINK ABOUT COLORS.
crush all humanz: *glug*
crush all humanz: BESIDES, IF YOU DRINK IT FAST ENOUGH THEY ALL END UP IN THE RIGHT SPOT. *:3*
WordsofthWise: No, seriously...have you ever LOOKED at a cube of energon? Here, look....*he held up his cube, half drunk already, and pointed*
crush all humanz: *stares*
crush all humanz: *....pretty sure at the cube. w/e*
crush all humanz: I REITERATE.
crush all humanz: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
crush all humanz: *yoinks cube from him, GLUGS it all down* IT ALL ENDS UP DOING THE SAME THING, COLORS OR NOT. *:D*
WordsofthWise: *blink* That was MY Cube.
crush all humanz: WELL.
crush all humanz: ........NOW IT'S MINE.
WordsofthWise: That's not the point. It was MINE. *stares at him*
crush all humanz: *finishes off the cube he had been drinking himself*
crush all humanz: IT WAS.
crush all humanz: PAST-TENSE.
WordsofthWise: Why'd you thief it?
WordsofthWise: *stare*
crush all humanz: BECAUSE YOU HELD IT OUT WITHIN REACH?
crush all humanz: IT WAS AVAILABLE?
crush all humanz: ....IT'S WHAT DECEPTICONS DO?
WordsofthWise: That's not an excuse. My hand was on it.
crush all humanz: WELL WHEN I GRABBED IT.
gmblngdemorat:
......
crush all humanz: MY HAND WAS ON IT.
WordsofthWise: MY HAND. MY CUBE. END OF STORY.
WordsofthWise: MY HAND WAS ON IT FIRST.
crush all humanz: MY HAND WAS ON IT LAST.
crush all humanz: THEREFORE
crush all humanz: IT WAS MINE
crush all humanz: LAST.
crush all humanz: BESIDES. *point* YOU. WERE TALKIN' ABOUT
COLORS.
crush all humanz: OF ENERGON.
crush all humanz: .....I WAS DOING MY CIVIC DUTY.
WordsofthWise: NO, IT WAS MINE FIRST! THEREFORE MINE! MY CUBE! NOT YOURS! ...........CIVIC DUTY MY AFT. THE COLORS ARE INTERESTING.
crush all humanz: THEN PICK UP A NEW ONE!
crush all humanz: AND LOOK AT THE PRETTY COLORS!
crush all humanz: THERE'S NO GOING BACK OLD MAN
crush all humanz: THE CUBE IS NOW MINE
WordsofthWise: YOU MIGHT STEAL THAT ONE.
crush all humanz: YEAH WELL
crush all humanz: ....I MIGHT STEAL YER MOMMA NEXT. SO WATCH OUT. *D< GLUG*
crush all humanz: SO YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE THE RISK
crush all humanz: AND GET ANOTHER CUBE.
WordsofthWise: *Growl, stare, reach for another cube, and hoards it* .....MINE.
crush all humanz: FINE. YOURS.
crush all humanz: JUST DON'T HOLD IT OUT AGAIN.
crush all humanz: I BITE.
crush all humanz: D<
WordsofthWise: APPARENTLY. *turns away from him and sips* ENERGON STEALER.
crush all humanz: HELLO! *points at himself* DECEPTICON!
crush all humanz: AND AN ALCOHOLIC!
WordsofthWise: *turns back to him* DUH. LOOK AT HOW MUCH YOU DRINK!
crush all humanz: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A DRUNK!
crush all humanz: 'S HOW IT WORKS
crush all humanz: YOU DRINK A LOT
crush all humanz: SO YOU'RE A DRUNK
crush all humanz: SEE IT'S EASY.
WordsofthWise: ........Why must a drunk make sense?
crush all humanz: THAT'S WHY I DRINK.
crush all humanz: THE MORE I DRINK, THE MORE SENSE I MAKE.
WordsofthWise: to make sense? THAT doesn't make sense....
crush all humanz: I KNOW. IT'S A PARADOX.
WordsofthWise: ....You're confusing. *siiiiiiiiiiip*
crush all humanz: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
crush all humanz: *glugglug*
WordsofthWise: .....*eyes him*......*siiiiiiiiiiip....*
crush all humanz: *oblivious*
crush all humanz: *is drinking. what do you expect? he ignores everyone for his precious energon*
WordsofthWise: *Goes back to drinking his own
energon*
crush all humanz: *hums a bit*
crush all humanz: *sighs* GREAT.... THIS IS THAT CUSP OF DRUNK THAT I CAN'T EVER.... *glug! downs a few cubes rapidfire, griiiin* MMMM, MUCH BETTER. *:3*
exprmentervok: --- Smug watching ---
WordsofthWise: *shrugs, drinks*
WordsofthWise: *has NO idea what to talk about
for once...*
gmblngdemorat:
eh.... what?
gmblngdemorat:
* gets all twitchy*
crush all humanz: HAHA. *snerk* .....TTLY STOLE YER ENERGON.
crush all humanz: *aww, small victories.*
exprmentervok: :: ..... The Golden Seeker... is ours. ::
crush all humanz: .........
crush all humanz: *HEADDESK*
gmblngdemorat:
WOA! What was that!
WordsofthWise: .......::WHAT?::
crush all humanz: PRIMUS DAMN IT, SLAGGIN' VOICES - ....WAITWHAT?
crush all humanz: *blink*
WordsofthWise: What the slag was that...???
crush all humanz: 'S THE FLOATIN' HEADS. *patpat for Trion*
WordsofthWise: Oh Primus.....>.<
crush all humanz: LOOK, MISTER.... FLOATIN' SKULL THING. *vaguely directing his optics to the ceiling* UMM.
crush all humanz: .....CONGRATS?
crush all humanz: .......WANNA DRINK?
exprmentervok: :: The golden seeker... is ours. ::
exprmentervok: ::
Naive of it to take on gods. ...::
gmblngdemorat:
gods?
WordsofthWise: What gods?
gmblngdemorat:
you things aint gods, your slagging
annoying
crush all humanz: OH SLAG. *chuckles* THEY THINK THEY'RE
GODS.
gmblngdemorat:
*flips the voices the bird. *
crush all humanz: 'S GREAT. RLY.
WordsofthWise: *somehow finds it funny*
crush all humanz: WE GET IT. Y'GOT SUNSTORM. LAH LAH LAH. FLIGHTY SONSAPIGEONS.
crush all humanz: *waves a hand* WHYDON'TYA..... PICK ON SUMMIN WITH... Y'KNOW. PROCESSORS.
crush all humanz: ....THAT AREN'T WRECKED FROM HIGH ALTITUDES.
crush all humanz: .....*that sounded better in his head
:\*
SeekerSkywarp has entered the room.
WordsofthWise: .......*DRINKS*
crush all humanz: *tips his cube to the ceiling* GOOD GOIN'~~ OR WHATEVER.
crush all humanz: ........AWW.
exprmentervok: :: ........::
crush all humanz: WHY'RE Y'ALL QUIET?
crush all humanz: WE'RE DRINKIN' T'YA!
exprmentervok: :: You are a fool. ::
crush all humanz: *lolz* UUUUMMM
crush all humanz: DUUUUH.
gmblngdemorat:
* ignores the voices.*
WordsofthWise: *drinks more, just listening*
crush all humanz: IF Y'HAVEN'T NOTICED, YER NOT
PARTICULARLY FRIGHTENIN' T'ME.
exprmentervok: ::
The golden one shall be kept, studied. It hurt us.::
crush all humanz: OH? TELL 'IM I SAY GOOD ON HIM.
WordsofthWise: ::Hurt? How?::
exprmentervok: :: Nineteen of our kin he took down.::
crush all humanz: SO.
crush all humanz: ............HOW MANY MORE Y'GOT?
crush all humanz: IF A SEEKER GOT......... NIIINETEEN, BRAWL 'N I CAN GET TH'REST.
crush all humanz: *:D*
exprmentervok: :: Bonecrusher: Mate to Blackout.::
crush all humanz: OOOONLY IN THE REALLY MMMYEAH TTLY SENSE.
crush all humanz: BUT LOOK!
crush all humanz: *points at the ceiling* Y'KNOW HOW T'NOT USE NUMBERS!
WordsofthWise: *amused by the two of them arguing*
crush all humanz: GOOOOOD T'KNOW.
crush all humanz: NUMBERS ARE CONFUSIN'.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: *stumbles back in from town and looks around the room
until he sees the Vok.*
H4ck3rFr3nzy: WH-whut have you done w-with him?
exprmentervok: :: Subject Fives mate.::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: A-Are you listening t-to me? What h-have you done with Paws?
crush all humanz: Y'KNOW. FLOATIN'THINGY. Y'SHOULD SIT. *patpat to an empty seat* 'N HAVE A DRINK. TALK T'US.
crush all humanz: *:D*
WordsofthWise: *sliiiiide away from Bobo*
H4ck3rFr3nzy: *stares at Bobo blearily* Bobo....it t-took Paws...
exprmentervok: :: It is safe.::
crush all humanz: .......*grumbly* SLAGGIT, Y'GOTTA MESS WITH FRENZY. *siiiiigh* Y'KNOW, NOW I'M NOT GIVIN' Y'ALL ANY ENERGON.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: Why have y-you taken him?
exprmentervok: ::
Nexus Zero.::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: Whut is the point of all this?
H4ck3rFr3nzy: Why n-not wh-where?
crush all humanz: T'PISS US OFF. *idly* IS THERE EVER ANY OTHER REASON?
WordsofthWise: to make us ask questions?
WordsofthWise: *siip*
exprmentervok: :: Naive.::
crush all humanz: WHICH ONE OF US?
crush all humanz: SPAZZBOT OR ME? *curiously*
exprmentervok: ::
All.::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: *calmly* A-Are you going to hurt him?
crush all humanz: .....3 CUPS O'PUDDIN' YER WRONG ABOUT ME BEIN' NAIVE.
exprmentervok: ::
Negative.::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: W-Will you be....changing him?
exprmentervok: :: Negative. he does not fit the parameters.::
crush all humanz: SO....
crush all humanz: .......LIKE.....
crush all humanz: ......WHAT'S TH' PARAMETERS?
exprmentervok: :: .......::
crush all humanz: 'COS LIKE....
exprmentervok: --- Amusement. ---
crush all humanz: ......SEEMS LIKE.
crush all humanz: Y'KINDA JUST TAKE RANDOM MECHS.
crush all humanz: .....N' IT'S KINDA LIKE. "W-T-H."
crush all humanz: LIKE. THE POINT OF MAKIN' METAL SQUISHY? DON'T GET IT.
crush all humanz: SEEMS KINDA COUNTER PRODUCTIVE 'N ALL.
crush all humanz: *shrugs* JUST SAYIN'.
exprmentervok: :: They fit our purposes.::
crush all humanz: YEA, YEA. *waves a hand, nearly spilling his drink* YER PURPOSES.
crush all humanz: 'S ALL GREAT N' ALL.
crush all humanz: BUT LIKE.
crush all humanz: ..........WHY NOT MAKE US STRONGER? BETTER? FASTER?
crush all humanz: Y'GOT THE TECHNOLOGY, RIGHT?
exprmentervok: :: ...We have our reasons.::
exprmentervok: :: Your kind...has one of our kind. ::
exprmentervok: --Anger. --
crush all humanz: AAAAAH UM.
crush all humanz: ....'KAY.
crush all humanz: WELL.
crush all humanz: TO BE FAIR.
crush all humanz: YOU GOT LIKE.... WHAT, A BUNCH OF US.
SeekerSkywarp: *walks in, head in hand*
SeekerSkywarp: *neeeed...energooooon...*
SeekerSkywarp: *shuffles to bar*
crush all humanz: SO LIKE. .....Y'KNOW. FAIR'S FAIR.
SeekerSkywarp: *oh, great, THEY'RE back. -.-*
crush all humanz: ....Y'KNOW. I MEAN. 'S MUCH AS A
DECEPTICON PULLS FAIR.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: ...who d-do we have of yours?
SeekerSkywarp: *finds a cube*
SeekerSkywarp: *flops onto cough*
WordsofthWise: *Looks at Skywarp, and nods*
SeekerSkywarp: *slight nod back*
exprmentervok: ::
One of the technicians that over saw the Change.::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: N-Names.
WordsofthWise: *Sighs softly*
SeekerSkywarp: *sprawled rather undignifiedly on the couch*
crush all humanz: *deadpan to frenzy* THEY DON'T SEEM VERY
GOOD WITH NAMES.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: G-Give names and we will find them. Y-You can have
them back.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: N-Numbers then! A-Anything!
SeekerSkywarp: ...wait...WHUT?
crush all humanz: FRENZY.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: ...whut?
crush all humanz: *"wtf-stfu-ok-srsly" look*
crush all humanz: DON'T MAKE 'EM PROMISES LIKE THAT.
crush all humanz: I MEAN.
exprmentervok: ::
TECH763-UY97YUN7. We require him back. He is second Head Technician.::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: *quietly* Bobo. It's t-taken Paws. I want him back.
I-If we h-have one of th-their kind, w-we should give it back.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: Th-they're not mechs, are they?
crush all humanz: OBVIOUSLY, FRENZY, THEY WERE GONNA TAKE HIM WITH 'R WITHOUT US HAVIN' ONE O'THEM.
crush all humanz: AS THEY KINDA SORTA TOOK BEE WITHOUT US HAVIN' ONE.
SeekerSkywarp: ...we've got one of them captured?
crush all humanz: AAAPPARENTLY.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: ...it gave m-me the impression *turning back to Vok*
that w-we've had this one of th-their since the start.
SeekerSkywarp: *smirks wickedly* Good.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: M-Maybe without realising
crush all humanz: IUNNO, FRENZY.
SeekerSkywarp: We should take it out somewhere, gut it, then give it back to them.
SeekerSkywarp: Of course, I doubt they'd care.
exprmentervok: ::
Yes. Subject study Thunder cracker injured one. ::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: B-But isn't that whut this is all about?
SeekerSkywarp: Good for TC.
SeekerSkywarp: Hope he does more than injure the next one.
crush all humanz: HOW ABOUT THIS.
crush all humanz: *waves his hands* LEMME THINK.
crush all humanz: .....Y PUT ALLLLL THE MECHS BACK. Y'KNOW.
crush all humanz: ALL NORMAL LIKE.
crush all humanz: 'N THEN WE HAND YER GUY OVER.
crush all humanz: .....'N DO LIKE.... //SEARCH---- COMMUNITY SERVICE 'R SUMMIN FER YA.
crush all humanz: *:\*
exprmentervok: ::......::
crush all humanz: I MEAN.
crush all humanz: JUST SAYIN'.
exprmentervok: ::: No. We wish the Technician back. He holds important information.::
crush all humanz: WELL.
crush all humanz: WE WANT EVERYONE ELSE BACK.
crush all humanz: Y'KNOW.
SeekerSkywarp: As the humans say.... boo fucking hoo.
crush all humanz: THE WAY THEY WERE.
SeekerSkywarp: Sucks to be you.
crush all humanz: .......SO WE SEEM TO BE....
crush all humanz: .....AT AN IMPASSE.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: Wh-where is the technician?
SeekerSkywarp: *shrugs* This is the first I've heard of it.
exprmentervok: :: A lab. His temporal unit was crushed. ::
crush all humanz: THIS WHOLE THING COULD BE BLOWN OVER. IF LIKE.... Y'FIXED EVERYONE. 'N WE GIVE YOU YER GUY. RIGHT?
crush all humanz: SEPERATE PATHS.
crush all humanz: Y'KNOW, HIGH-ROADS, LOW-ROADS. I THINK IT MAKES SENSE.
crush all humanz: *shrugs*
WordsofthWise: *still listening, gathering info...*
crush all humanz: 'COS.
crush all humanz: IF HE'S SO IMPORTANT.
crush all humanz: .......HE'D BE WORTH IT. RIGHT?
crush all humanz: BUT.... IF HE AIN'T.
crush all humanz: .....THEN WE DON'T GOT A REASON TO GIVE HIM BACK. SINCE Y'WON'T DO ANYTHIN' FER US.
exprmentervok: :: He is an acceptable loss, for now. ::
crush all humanz: HUM.
crush all humanz: OKAY THEN.
WordsofthWise: ....acceptable loss?
WordsofthWise: You put your experiments above your own life, don't you?
exprmentervok: :: For the time being, yes. Unless we lose TECH763-UY97YUN77, he is deemed and acceptable loss. ::
WordsofthWise: ......You value experiments above your own LIFE??
crush all humanz: .......HM.
WordsofthWise: *stunned*
crush all humanz: *is trying to figure out how they REMEMBER each other's names :\*
crush all humanz: *w/e.*
crush all humanz: SO.... QUESTION.
exprmentervok: :: ... Yes?::
crush all humanz: ARE Y'ALL UP THERE SO INTA YER EXPERIMENTS THAT Y'DON'T.... Y'KNOW. CARE IF Y'HEAR YER BUDDY SCREAMIN' IN AGONY?
crush all humanz: .........EVERY DAY?
WordsofthWise: *just.....stunned....*
H4ck3rFr3nzy: *glances at Bobo then back to Vok*
H4ck3rFr3nzy: ..s'g-good question
crush all humanz: *idly examining his claws. his long, sharp, looovely claws.*
exprmentervok: :: ..What is pain?::
crush all humanz: ....OOOOH.
crush all humanz: *face LIGHTS UP*
WordsofthWise: *blink*
crush all humanz: ...........
crush all humanz: I AM GONNA HAVE FUUUUN.
WordsofthWise: *Looks at Crusher*
crush all humanz: *easily*
crush all humanz: SOOO.
crush all humanz: NEVER FELT PAIN.
exprmentervok: ::
What is pain?::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: Y-You gotta f-find where we're supposedly k-keeping
it first
crush all humanz: ......NEVER HEARD YER OWN KIND SCREAM OUT BEFORE?
crush all humanz: ........I CAN DO THAT EASY.
crush all humanz: C'MON, THIS IS ME
crush all humanz: Y'WANT PAIN?
crush all humanz: *brightly*
exprmentervok: :: We scream when we die.::
crush all humanz: MMMM.
crush all humanz: I CAN'T WAIT T'HEAR ONE O'YA SCREAMIN' WHILE YER ALIVE.
exprmentervok: :: When our weakness hits us.::
crush all humanz: *practically giddy*
WordsofthWise: .............what is your weakness?
exprmentervok: :: .................::
WordsofthWise: ......................
WordsofthWise: ?
crush all humanz: WELL?
exprmentervok: ::
You are nosey.::
crush all humanz: WELL, SO ARE YOU
crush all humanz: Y'KNOW, STEALIN' US FER SOME EXPERIMENTS.
crush all humanz: THA'S PRETTY NOSY YERSELF.
crush all humanz: *:\*
WordsofthWise: *annoyed*
crush all humanz: *is too. but also excited. CAN'T WAIT T'FIND SOMETHIN' THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS OH GOODIE*
exprmentervok: ::.....::
SeekerSkywarp: *oh, he passed annoyed a long time ago.*
WordsofthWise: *is also drunk*
SeekerSkywarp: *but can't help chuckling at Bonecrusher* It's a happy day in Boboland, hm?
crush all humanz: OH, YOU GOT NO IDEA.
crush all humanz: 'S BEEN FEREVER SINCE I REALLY SUNK MY TEETH INTA SOMETHIN' OTHER THAN BLACKOUT.
crush all humanz: *:D*
crush all humanz: *would do a little dance if he were standing*
exprmentervok: ::
Naive. ::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: *shakes his head*
crush all humanz: MMM, Y'KEEP SAYIN' THAT.
crush all humanz: BUT Y'KNOW.
crush all humanz: STARTIN' T'THINK YER THE ONES WHO DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'.
crush all humanz: BEING AS THAT Y'KEEP TAKIN' US AND CAN'T
EVEN ANSWER A SIMPLE QUESTION.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: S-So, what's y-your weakness then? Because y-you just
stated y-you got one.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: A-And you obviously a-already knows ours.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: Sh-should show and t-tell.
WordsofthWise: Everyone has one....what is it
that you fear?
H4ck3rFr3nzy: T-To be fair.
exprmentervok: :: .......::
crush all humanz: Y'KNOW.
crush all humanz: THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
crush all humanz: I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE GONNA BE..... LAME AN' NOT GIVE ME ANYTHIN' T'PLAY WITH.
crush all humanz: BUT HERE Y'ARE.
crush all humanz: *:3* Y'KNOW HOW T'SPOIL A MECH.
WordsofthWise: *shakes head, chuckles*
exprmentervok: :: We do not follow. ::
crush all humanz: Y'SEE.
crush all humanz: *waves a hand* I USED T'BE SOBER.
crush all humanz: AN' ANGRY.
crush all humanz: ....AN' I LIKE T'TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON THINGS.
crush all humanz: AN' APPARENTLY, Y'ALL DON'T KNOW PAIN.
crush all humanz: .....WELL.
crush all humanz: I HATE TO BE A SPOILSPORT - I'M AN AWFUL GOOD TEACHER IN THAT SUBJECT.
exprmentervok: :: We shall see. ::
crush all humanz: SO I FIGURE, I'LL GIVE Y'ALL A LESSON.
EVERY DAY. UNTIL. MORALE. IMPROVES.
crush all humanz: *growly* NAMELY, UNTIL WE SEE A LITTLE MORE COMMUNICATION 'TWEEN Y'ALL AND US ALL.
SeekerSkywarp: *is watching with rather wicked gleefulness*
crush all humanz: AFTER ALL.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: *smirk*
crush all humanz: I'M BONECRUSHER. THE NAME IMPLIES A LOT OF PAIN WITHIN ITSELF.
crush all humanz: *:3*
exprmentervok: --Image flickers of Blackout.--
crush all humanz: ......
exprmentervok: :: shall we remove his spark from the body?
exprmentervok: :: And leave it to die?::
crush all humanz: ................OH, COME NOW.
crush all humanz: PLAYIN' DIRTY?
WordsofthWise: ...
crush all humanz: THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
exprmentervok: --Image shows that happening. ---
crush all humanz: *IGNORES.*
crush all humanz: Y'THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT HAPPEN AT LEAST SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN TIMES IN MY DAILY "WHAT COULD GO WRONG TODAY" LISTMAKING?
exprmentervok: :: ....::
crush all humanz: WHAT?
crush all humanz: WHAT?
crush all humanz: Y'DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO ALREADY HAVE SEEN THAT?
exprmentervok: --- Image flickers to other Changed, showing the same thing.---
SeekerSkywarp: *growls slightly at that* We don't respond well to threats.
SeekerSkywarp: And I've got news for you, floaty...
exprmentervok: :: Neither do we. ::
SeekerSkywarp: Your "converts" aren't happy.
SeekerSkywarp: SOME of them are contemplating self termination.
crush all humanz: QUITE FRANKLY, I'M KINDA DISAPPOINTED.
crush all humanz: YER THE ONES THAT STARTED THIS.
SeekerSkywarp: What would THAT do your so fragging precious experiments, huh?
crush all humanz: NOW YER ACTIN' LIKE WE THREW THE FIRST FIST.
crush all humanz: Y'DON'T TOUCH ANY O'US WITHOUT US ALL GETTIN' A BIT THREATENED. TH' IDEA THAT Y'CAN TOY WITH US?
crush all humanz: THAT'S A THREAT.
exprmentervok: ::
An acceptable loss. This
one is our Prize.::
crush all humanz: *snorts* WOW. Y'GOT SHITTY TASTE IN MECHS.
exprmentervok: :: It is almost full complete.::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: ...whut d-do you want with 'Cade?
exprmentervok: ::
And we shall soon release it, to observe it with out interference. ::
H4ck3rFr3nzy: ....c-can we have everyone else back t-too? -_-
crush all humanz: YEAAAAH.
crush all humanz: *points* I AGREE WITH SPAZZBOT.
H4ck3rFr3nzy: Th-thank you, Bobo.
SeekerSkywarp: You know.... *slams down his energon cube*
WordsofthWise: *Jumps, looks over at Skywarp*
crush all humanz: *that reminds him! FINISHES off the rest of his cube, toss*
SeekerSkywarp: I'm gettin' really slaggin' tired of BEGGIN' these slaggin' glitches.
exprmentervok: :: It shall not be released for you to find.::
SeekerSkywarp: *there's only one phrase that he can think of that fits the situation*
SeekerSkywarp: Y'know what, Vok...
SeekerSkywarp: Fuck you AND your fucking experiments.
SeekerSkywarp: *slinging the cube right at the apparition*
WordsofthWise: *...blink*
exprmentervok: --- Is not harmed. ---
SeekerSkywarp: I'm sick of this.
crush all humanz: YER NOT THE ONLY ONE.
SeekerSkywarp: Why don't you take your experiments, give us BACK our friends and to back to whatever gutter whore that spawned you, okay?
exprmentervok: ::.........................................................................::
SeekerSkywarp: Of course, none of what I'm saying even matters to you...
as YOU evidently don't have pesky little things like EMOTIONS to get in
the way of your EXPERIMENTS.
exprmentervok: :: FOOL!::
exprmentervok: -- Cables snare the seeker, chokingly tight. --
exprmentervok: :: Dare you test us?
SeekerSkywarp: *glares back, baring his teeth*
crush all humanz: -----ANGER.-----
SeekerSkywarp: Why not?? You're testing US!
SeekerSkywarp: Now get OFF of me!
crush all humanz: *straight at Vok. He's starting to get grumpy again*
exprmentervok: :: No. ::
crush all humanz: LOOK HOW PISSY Y'GET.
crush all humanz: NOT QUITE THE EMOTIONLESS THING WE ASSUMED Y'WERE.
exprmentervok: -- Hiss-snarl.---
crush all humanz: *smug*
exprmentervok: --Cables tighten. ---
crush all humanz: TEMPER, TEMPER.
SeekerSkywarp: *and abruptly disappears*
H4ck3rFr3nzy: *applauds*
exprmentervok: ---HISS-SNARL ---
SeekerSkywarp: *reappearing right behind the thing and firing a laser cannon at the cables*
crush all humanz: *smirk*
SeekerSkywarp: Eh, hiss to you too.
SeekerSkywarp: Fucker.
crush all humanz: Y'KNOW.
crush all humanz: IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER
exprmentervok: ::: We should have kept you. ::
crush all humanz: I'D SAY YA PISSED 'EM OFF.
SeekerSkywarp: Good. *smirks at Bobo*
SeekerSkywarp: Well, sucks you be you, then. *to Vok*
crush all humanz: VERY GOOD.
exprmentervok: :: Maybe we will. ::
SeekerSkywarp: Maybe you won't. *optics slitting*
SeekerSkywarp: *hm...*
exprmentervok: --- Giant skull appears. ---
SeekerSkywarp: *he can port to any place he's seen*
crush all humanz: *opticroll*
SeekerSkywarp: Yeah, yeah.
crush all humanz: SO SPOOKY.
SeekerSkywarp: Halloween is over, slag for brains.
SeekerSkywarp: *he's seen their "nexus zero" place*
SeekerSkywarp: *it's worth a try... >.>*
exprmentervok: :: A teleporter.::
crush all humanz: *if bonecrusher could hear his thought's he'd be gunho for it :3*
SeekerSkywarp: ::Hey, Bobo, you wanna go trash their lab? I've seen it. I think I can get there... >.>::
exprmentervok: :: Pity it shall not work inside Nexus Zero, once you arrive..... ::
exprmentervok: :: You remain outside time.::
SeekerSkywarp: Yeah, well, still wno't help you any.
crush all humanz: :: .....Y'HEAR HIM. HOW D'WE GET BACK? I GOTTA APPOINTMENT T'KEEP, Y'SEE, WITH THEIR TECH. ::
crush all humanz: :: *pouting* I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT~~ ::
SeekerSkywarp: ::Yeah... but think about how many techs they got in the lab, y'know? And besides... just because he SAYS it doesn't mean it's true.::
SeekerSkywarp: *considers a moment*
SeekerSkywarp: Nah....
SeekerSkywarp: Not yet.
SeekerSkywarp: *smirks over at the Vok* I don't want you to know when it'll happen.
SeekerSkywarp: More fun that way.
SeekerSkywarp: Sort of like how you mess with us.
crush all humanz: .....OH, LOOK. A SEEKER WHO KIND OF MIGHT HAVE A CLUE AS TO WHAT HE'S DOING. *mock impressed*
SeekerSkywarp: *gives Bobo the universal hand greeting*
SeekerSkywarp: *grinning*
SeekerSkywarp: Hey, I'm no TC, but I get by.
crush all humanz: *smug*
AND THEN THE VOK LEFT.
AND THE IC WENT WITH THEM.