crush all humanz: *is magically alone for once for no particular
reason other than maybe kinda totally got lost from the rest of his group*
crush all humanz: *sees Jeff, kindasorta
wanders over, also watching Starscream, fanboys, and Skyfire* What's going on with them?
JeffyTehHuman: *blinks at her, then shrugs * I'm sure you're
fine. It's prolly nothing. *nods.* Hey, Crusher!
JeffyTehHuman: I think they *points to idiots * Were hitting on...*Squints * I
think that's Starscream.
crush all humanz: *frowns and looks away from the half-fight to
the humans* Meh. Fights are way too common with them,
for being... noncombative.
JeffyTehHuman: Wanna ride somethin, Crusher?
JeffyTehHuman: I wanna talk to ya.
JeffyTehHuman: Also.
JeffyTehHuman: Along with rides.
JeffyTehHuman: And stuff.
crush all humanz: ....Eh, I dunno if any of the rides here are
really worth it. It's kinda.... *raises an eyebrow at all the... 'future'*
Retro.
crush all humanz: ...Besides, I'm sick of rides for the moment.
*:<*
JeffyTehHuman: *nods.* What all have ya done?
crush all humanz: ....That... horse thing. Carousel. And tried to
make out with Blackout on the Haunted Mansion ride.... *:\* Didn't work out.
JeffyTehHuman: ...why not?
crush all humanz: ....He got surprised at something and we kind
of ended up on the floor. *:\*
JeffyTehHuman: ...on the floor of the ride?
JeffyTehHuman: What surprised him?
crush all humanz: *sighs* I don't know, whatever it is in that
Haunted House that scares people.
JeffyTehHuman: *blinks * I've been in there, it's not scary.
crush all humanz: I know, but he gets.... distracted. Meh, he wandered off after the ride and I decided to leave
the slagger alone.
JeffyTehHuman: Oooh. *nods.*
JeffyTehHuman: How're things going with him, anyhow? Good?
crush all humanz: ......Eh, he tried to only cut my head off with
razor knuckles once so far, so I count that as a victory.
JeffyTehHuman: ...he did what? Razor knuckles? Where'd he get
those?!
crush all humanz: I don't know where he got them, and I don't ask
stupid questions like that. *idly*
JeffyTehHuman: Oh. *blinks at him, then shrugs * Having a good
time so far? I know you were excited about it.
crush all humanz: Yeah, overall. Though I could have done without
the psychotic carousel. Some neat stuff to see around, at the least. *looks
over Tomorrowland again* ...Even if you guys have a
weird view of the future.
JeffyTehHuman: Heh. *grins a bit at that * Well, you just never
know. *eyes him * We sure didn't expect anything like you guys.
crush all humanz: Well, to be fair, we generally try to make our
arrivals unexpected. *crosses his arms* You doin' okay, yourself? I didn't get
to see you after we picked you up. *purposefully vague ftw
<3*
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah. Terrific. Walking around Disney alone is a
blast.
crush all humanz: *:\* You could have come with us.
JeffyTehHuman: .....
JeffyTehHuman: Thats like...intruding on a
date, man.
JeffyTehHuman: Uncool.
crush all humanz: Not really. I mean, we were babysitting
Megatron for a while.
crush all humanz: And Starscream and Skyfire
were with us too. For some of it.
JeffyTehHuman: *doesn't answer.*
crush all humanz: *frowns a bit* Are you alright, Jeff? *:\*
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah. *nods, kind of wanders * I'm good.
JeffyTehHuman: *isn't jealous at all *
crush all humanz: *shouldn't be jealous COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
RELATIONSHIPS - follows him as he moves* That's the kind of "good"
that means you're not. You still hurt from earlier? *referring to the
rescue*
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah.
JeffyTehHuman: It hurts.
JeffyTehHuman: *but shrugs!*
crush all humanz: Maybe you should sit down or lay down, or at least
get something to eat - have you eaten? *isn't worrying at all, shut up.*
JeffyTehHuman: *blinks at him.* I'm okay. No I haven't eaten.
I'm not gonna lay down at Disney! *laughing, ow that hurt *
crush all humanz: *frowns a little, then grabs his shoulder and
turns him towards a restaurant* C'mon, we're gettin' you somethin' to eat.
JeffyTehHuman: *blinks * Uh...I'm not hungry...?
crush all humanz: *>\*
JeffyTehHuman: *:-D*
crush all humanz: Yer gonna eat now or else you won't later.
crush all humanz: Besides.
JeffyTehHuman: *bewhildered * Why
wouldn't I eat later?
crush all humanz: Because you'll forget.
crush all humanz: I'm noticing short attention spans with humans.
JeffyTehHuman: Oh.
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah.
JeffyTehHuman: *sheepish grin *
crush all humanz: That, and eating makes organics feel better.
JeffyTehHuman: Heh. Yeah it does.
JeffyTehHuman: *cheese!*
crush all humanz: *pushes him to a diner or whatever.*
JeffyTehHuman: *stumbles * Pushy!
crush all humanz: Sorry. *lightens up on the shoving :<*
JeffyTehHuman: Heh. It's ok. It's cute that you're worried. *gerins and orders a burger and fries.*
crush all humanz: ...Why does everyone think I'm cute? *makes
a face as he sits or leans or whatever* I'm a Decepticon. Not cute. *:<*
.... And I'm not worried!
JeffyTehHuman: *takes his food and sits down * Oh. Okay then.
*eats a fry *
crush all humanz: ....What's the matter with you, anyway? *eyes
him* Yer not brainwashed or somethin', are you?
JeffyTehHuman: *blinks * Thats only
in the movies.
crush all humanz: .......*frowns* Y'd
be surprised. Either way, something's wrong.
JeffyTehHuman: Nah. I'm all right. *eating his burger with a
wide smile *
crush all humanz: ......
crush all humanz: *isn't buying it, fyi.*
JeffyTehHuman: *chewchewchew, griiiiin *
crush all humanz: ........
crush all humanz: -_-
JeffyTehHuman: ....what?
crush all humanz: *staring at him with that "don't give me
bullshit" look*
JeffyTehHuman: *swallow, sip of sprite * What?!
crush all humanz: I don't really believe you.
JeffyTehHuman: Why not?
JeffyTehHuman: *sip!*
crush all humanz: Because you're too nonchalant.
crush all humanz: What's wrong?
JeffyTehHuman: *sighes, takes a bite
of his burger again and washes it down.* Nothing's wrong.
crush all humanz: .....*sighs and rubs his forehead* Okay, if you
say so. But slaggit, Jeff, y'know this whole "talking" thing is
supposed t'go two ways, right?
JeffyTehHuman: I know. I don't wanna ruin your day with my mopin, tho.
crush all humanz: Yer not gonna ruin my day. I just got....
*searches out the best term* "cockblocked"
by a children's ride. It's not gonna be worse than that.
JeffyTehHuman: *snorts into his drink * Ah. Well. Hopw unfortunate...
crush all humanz: Yeah, tell me about it. *crosses his arms and lounges
pretty easily in the chair, considering he doesn't... acutally....
exist.* Now what's buggin' you?
JeffyTehHuman: I dunno. *picks at fries.* I guess it's the
whole...Blackout thing. *shifts.*
crush all humanz: *frowns* The Blackout thing?
JeffyTehHuman: *shifts * You know, how he's like..staying
with you..and like..you'll...all
like...I dunno. *doesn't know how to articulate it *
crush all humanz: *his fron deepens*
You mean how he's human?
JeffyTehHuman: I guess.
crush all humanz: He isn't going to be human for much longer.
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah. *shifts, pokes at his fries * Should I
like, get my stuff out though? I think most of it's still there in your room...
crush all humanz: Why would you need to get your stuff outta my
room? *blinks*
JeffyTehHuman: *looks surprised * Isn't Blackout staying in
there? Doubt he want sme there.
crush all humanz: Who cares what he wants? It's my room. *shrugs*
JeffyTehHuman: *blinks at him *
crush all humanz: I bend over backwards for the slagger.
crush all humanz: Besides, you were there first.
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah ya do. *chews a fry *
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah but...I mean...you're like...his boyfriend.
crush all humanz: Well, yeah. But you were there first. It's your
stuff, your part of the room.
JeffyTehHuman: Yeha...but...
crush all humanz: But what?
JeffyTehHuman: *shrugs * Don't you guys want your own provate quarters??
crush all humanz: .....*sighs* I don't know.
JeffyTehHuman: *kerblink * You don't
know?
crush all humanz: *shrugs a little* I don't see why either of you
has to leave, is all. He'll be mech again soon enough.
JeffyTehHuman: But watching that was weeeeird
crush all humanz: ......
crush all humanz: Well, then, at least now it'll make more
physical sense to you. *flatly*
JeffyTehHuman: *drops head to table with a laugh/sob * REALLY.
crush all humanz: ........What the slag is yer problem?
JeffyTehHuman: *lifts his head and blinks * I'll just move my
stuff out. Really, man.
crush all humanz: But why?
crush all humanz: *is not seeing the problem*
JeffyTehHuman: Crusher. You are involved in a serious
relationship with another. You really don't see the problem that -me- being in
your room might cause? Especially when Blackout doesn't like me?
crush all humanz: ....He needs to get over himself. Scorponok and
I get along, and he hated me at least as much as Blackout dislikes you. And
besides, it's only serious right now. *:\*
JeffyTehHuman: Right now...?
crush all humanz: ....*shakes his head* Nevermind,
this is your issue-dealing-with time.
JeffyTehHuman: *head tilt *
crush all humanz: If the blender can't get along with my friends,
there are going to be issues.
JeffyTehHuman: *cracks a grin *
crush all humanz: ....What?
JeffyTehHuman: Just remembering when you got in a fight about
me.
JeffyTehHuman: The whole thing where he thought I
Was...*shudders * WITH Scorp...
crush all humanz: ....Yeaaah. I don't
get what his problem is. He's really protective of his drone, though.
JeffyTehHuman: *nods *
JeffyTehHuman: IT was cool of you to do that, though. *sip.*
crush all humanz: Meh. *waves a hand,
awkward shift* He was bein' stupid.
JeffyTehHuman: *just grins, pushing his empty palte away * Anyway. Just wanted to see if you wanted me to
get the hell out.
crush all humanz: *shakes his head* I don't.
JeffyTehHuman: *totally grins at that.* Awesome.
crush all humanz: Besides, I'm sure Blackout is going to need
someone to save his life soon enough, considering I've nearly socked him a few
times an' nearly choked him once.
JeffyTehHuman: o.o
crush all humanz: *shrugs again* What can I say, he gets on my
nerves. Still - ....*catches self* You done?
JeffyTehHuman: ...still what? *isn't falling for subject
change!*
crush all humanz: 'S nothin'. If yer done, I wanna get the
slaggin' check. *looks for the waitress person :<*
JeffyTehHuman: *eyes * You made me spill. Now you spill.
crush all humanz: I've divulged enough of my secrets on to you.
You don't need any more.
JeffyTehHuman: *pouts, looks hurt *
JeffyTehHuman: C'mon.
crush all humanz: *eyes him* You're horrible. *frowns a bit*
After I strangled him we did that annoyin'
"confess all our love for each other" thing. Not that it was annoyin' 'cos of what it meant, just annoyin'
'cos it's annoying, but... *augh, wordfumble
D:*
JeffyTehHuman: *waits patiently, lets him sort himself out.*
crush all humanz: *shakes his head* I love him, he loves me all
that stuff got said. But.... *ugh.* It's a long story and I don't think much of
it makes sense.
JeffyTehHuman: *listens.* I got time.
crush all humanz: I'm just thinkin' a lot an' I don't like it.
JeffyTehHuman: What do you mean?
crush all humanz: *sighs and runs a hand through his hair*
......I've gotta lot of filters.
crush all humanz: All mechs do.
JeffyTehHuman: Filters? *blinks at that *
crush all humanz: Yeah. Stuff to help our processors function, to
filter thoughts and organize them and stuff.
JeffyTehHuman: *nods * Okay.
crush all humanz: Humans... don't, right?
JeffyTehHuman: Nah.
crush all humanz: And it takes you guys a long time to really....
make something LIKE a filter, right? You don't just spew everything out in some
slaggin' pile, or bang random people just after you glance at them. Right?
JeffyTehHuman: .....
crush all humanz: ....Generally.
crush all humanz: ........Usually.
JeffyTehHuman: Right. *grinning *
crush all humanz: Well.... *frowns* This is where my... thoughts
start gettin' annoyin'. Blackout went from tons of
filters to none.
crush all humanz: ....I just.... Kinda worry about that.
JeffyTehHuman: ....what do you mean from tons to none?
JeffyTehHuman: cause he's human? or somethin?
crush all humanz: Yeah.
crush all humanz: He went from processors that could help
organize and reason out his thoughts and feelings, to nothing.
JeffyTehHuman: Wow.
JeffyTehHuman: So he's a confused mess?
crush all humanz: He doesn't seem to be!
crush all humanz: *frustrated*
JeffyTehHuman: .....
crush all humanz: But.... I just wonder how much of this Blackout
is human instinct over actual, honest-to-spark Blackout. But only once in a
while.
crush all humanz: It's not like I'm always thinkin' about it.
JeffyTehHuman: You mean like...you think he's feeling human
emotions as oopposed to what he'd be feelin as a
mech?
crush all humanz: ....I think he's feelin' human instincts and
lettin' them take the place of emotions. or at least logic.
JeffyTehHuman: *nodding, sipping his drink.* So that freaks you
out?
crush all humanz: A little. I mean... *shakes his head*
JeffyTehHuman: *waits for it.*
crush all humanz: It could very well be that he's confusing basic
animal instinct to mate with something a lot more serious. And I
don't want that, but I'm trying to prepare myself for it.
JeffyTehHuman: .....he was...ah...'mating' with you before he
turned human, right?
crush all humanz: *snorts* Interfacin'
is the proper terminology, but yeah. Basically. But that's not the point. He
didn't say "I love you" until well after we were bangin'
like people.
JeffyTehHuman: Hmm. Maybe he just needed time?
crush all humanz: .....I'm hopin' for
that, but I'm gettin' used to bein' given horrible luck.
JeffyTehHuman: *hmphs, eyeing the server person as they take
his empty plate away *
crush all humanz: *sighs* I dunno. Whatever.
JeffyTehHuman: ....I think he likes you. *nods.* If anything
you always got me. And Arcee.
crush all humanz: ....*snorts* Oh, great. Go from a hot
Decepticon to a human and a femme. *shakes his head a bit* Greaaat.
JeffyTehHuman: *grins.* But we wont leave ya.
JeffyTehHuman: *sips *
crush all humanz: Lovely. I'm stuck. *not really serious*
JeffyTehHuman: *grins.*
JeffyTehHuman: You'll be okay.
JeffyTehHuman: I think Blackout likes you just fine.
JeffyTehHuman: I think he'll still like you when he gets his
body back, too.
crush all humanz: Hopefully. *looks at him after a moment* Yer
not movin' out of the room, right?
JeffyTehHuman: Nah. I'll stick around and torture you a bit
longer.
crush all humanz: *smirks* I thought you would.
JeffyTehHuman: *grins, tosses a stray fry at him * Yeah, yeah.
crush all humanz: *ducks it, barely* You know, yer better behaved
when yer tryin' to pretend that nothin's wrong.
crush all humanz: *lightly*
JeffyTehHuman: *snickers at him, contemplate sdumping the rest of his soda on him *
crush all humanz: *do it and die*
JeffyTehHuman: *innocent!*
crush all humanz: *yeah right - throws some "loose
change" on the table (it'll disappear soon enough~) and stands*
JeffyTehHuman: *stands also *
crush all humanz: *u_u* Yer stayin' the room, I'm not angstin'
about stupid things, and now we can actually go an' do stuff. *raises an
eyebrow* Maybe we can see that... *tch* femme that
you hang around so much.
JeffyTehHuman: *grins.* Which one?
crush all humanz: The human one.
JeffyTehHuman: ....Dani?
crush all humanz: Is that her name?
JeffyTehHuman: The one that was with me and Vok?
crush all humanz: Yeaah, her. *is wandering
towards the exit*
JeffyTehHuman: *wanders behind him * I dont
hang around her that much.
crush all humanz: Mmhmm. *shrugs* Just don't
mate with her. Y'should look fer someone.... who
doesn't kick a Decepticon when she first meets one.
JeffyTehHuman: *grins.* I'm not gonna mate with her. She's just
a friend. *sigh, tosses cup in trash * I'm still waiting for Arcee. <3
crush all humanz: Yer gonna be waitin'
a long time.
JeffyTehHuman: *sighes.*
crush all humanz: Can't help the truth, man. She's bonded. There
ain't no breakin' that - and even if it were broken,
it'd probably take longer than yer lifespan for her to get over it.
JeffyTehHuman: *sighes * Yeah. I
guess so....
crush all humanz: What is it about her you even like? I mean,
she's Arcee. *eyeroll*
JeffyTehHuman: *shrugs with a smirk * She's just...awesome.
Never met anyone, or mech, like her.
crush all humanz: Eh. She's just a stupid femme. *smirk* Y'should also look fer someone less high-matinence. And, you know, not insane.
JeffyTehHuman: *grins * That's why I like her!
crush all humanz: ....*shakes his head, still smirking* Yer
insane.
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah. That's why we're such a good match!
crush all humanz: .....*flatly* I'm insane. Let's get
married.
JeffyTehHuman: You're a dude. Sexy, but I dun swing like that.
*grinning, claps him on the back *
crush all humanz: *eyeroll* Suuuure,
Jeff. *smirks at him* Everyone seems t'swing my
direction.
JeffyTehHuman: *stares.* Sure, man.
crush all humanz: *laughs a bit* I'm irresistable.
Now then, 's go do somethin' until Blackout stops bein' a drama queen.
JeffyTehHuman: *grins and nods * What do ya wanna do?
crush all humanz: I dunno. 'S all really.... Weird. *o_<*
Humans have a weird idea of fun, is all.
JeffyTehHuman: *grin.* Maybe a bit.
crush all humanz: Then again, I suppose y'all would find the
Arena brutal and unloving entertainment that only degenerates would li-.... oh, wait. Only degenerates like the Arena. *:\*
JeffyTehHuman: *snickers *
JeffyTehHuman: You like it, then?
crush all humanz: One of the few things on this stupid planet
I've enjoyed, to be honest.
JeffyTehHuman: *grins.* Other than meeting me?
crush all humanz: *shrugs* I guess. Yer only a moderate bit of enertainment, but you'll do.
JeffyTehHuman: *snorts * Thanks.