MaffyTeacake: *is still outside the base, sittin by a outcrop of rocks*

Crush All Humanz: *spots him, and kind of dawdles for a bit before wandering over to stand in front of him* ....UM.
MaffyTeacake: *noticed Crusher, and looks up* ....hey

Crush All Humanz: ....hey. *frowns; aaawkward.* ....so, on a scale of one to ten. just on a basis.... anger?
MaffyTeacake: At you? ...two.

Crush All Humanz: ....only a two. *halfheartedly joking* i figured it'd be more. uh.... *sighs* this wasn't exactly supposed to happen.
MaffyTeacake: It was more, then I realised that I wasn't actually mad.

Crush All Humanz: ....uh. *frowns* you weren't mad? ....i mean... look, it was very...... energon does weird things when it.... it's .... ugh. *facepalm - not good with talking*

Crush All Humanz: it was an accident. kind of. i mean. i didn't go out of my way to.... you know. *waves a hand to articulate*
MaffyTeacake: I hoped not : (
MaffyTeacake: It was a bit of a punch in the face, considering...

Crush All Humanz: .....yeah, i'm ... i didn't expect anything to happen. we were both... really drunk. *settles into a sitting position* if you want to yell, now would be the time. i'm okay with yelling.

Crush All Humanz: ....*another joke* i do it all the time, apparently.
MaffyTeacake: *smiles slightly, not yelling, but fires a soda can at a rock instead*

Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head a little, frowning deeply* ......this sucks.
MaffyTeacake: *nods* It does *frowns, thinking it probably would have been less confusing to stay an inanimate soda machine*
Crush All Humanz: *sighs and shifts in his spot, dropping his hands to his knees and leaning to get a better look at the other* i just... it's a really long story, but it's not like i meant to backstab you like this.
MaffyTeacake: ...I know, Its not like I ever...argh *bangs head lightly against the rock next to him*

Crush All Humanz: *quickly puts his hand between his head and the rock, cupping the side of his head and keeping him from banging his head again* ever what? if i do all the talking, all you're gonna hear is "i didn't mean to" and "i'm sorry" and those aren't gonna make you feel any better.
MaffyTeacake: *has absolutely no idea how to say this* Its not like I ever...I mean, even with all the "<3", which I'm hoping I didn't read to much into now...
MaffyTeacake: It's just....I never said I liked you, so I didn't think I had a right to be mad...
MaffyTeacake: *looks away from Bonecusher, a little uncomfortable*

Crush All Humanz: *pulls his hand back, feeling plenty uncomfortable over the whole situation - killing things is way easier than talking, in his opinion - but he sighs and runs a hand over his face, trying to formulate a response at all* ....look. you have all rights to being mad at me - i mean... this "less-than-three" thing isn't just a random combination of symbols. it, um. it means something. i just... *growls at himself* this is ridiculous. drunken interfacing shouldn't equal the end of the world for everyone. what the slag is wrong with me lately?

Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head* it should have been a one time thing, but... i don't know what happened. my processors go haywire whenever they have to contemplate Blackout, and it's annoying, and i'm sorry you're getting hurt because of it. this isn't how sentience is, usually. ...tends to hurt less on occasion.
MaffyTeacake: *doesn't think he could cope with replying to the last comment, so replys to the first instead* ...I don't think I could be mad at you,anyway. You were the only mech to contact me, after I woke up, you know?
MaffyTeacake: If you hadn't, I'd proably still be wandering....or being dismantled by the humans by now *shudders at the thought*

Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head* one of those slagging autobots would have found you. they're obnoxiously good at that sort of thing.

Crush All Humanz: ....i don't know what to do at this point. *shoulders slump in defeat* i'm not a talker.
MaffyTeacake: *tentatively inches closer to Bonecrusher* If......if you're...happy, with Blackout, I don't want to screw that up for you, but...I want to say that I do care about you, quite a lot.......I just wish now that I'd said it earlier : (

Crush All Humanz: ....*sighs* i don't even know if i'm happy. my processors generally don't compute emotions like that. the whole "hating" thing gets in the way. and the slagger is infuriating seventy percent of the time. it's... *shakes his head again, optics flickering in thought* it's complicated. i hate complicated.
MaffyTeacake: *doesn't really know what to say, but looks up, giving Bonecrusher a chance to vent if he wants*

Crush All Humanz: it's... just that - there's a lot of history - slag it, there's centuries upon centuries of history there - and he's obnoxious, but... i don't know. i just... it wasn't supposed to fry my circuits like it did. and it wasn't supposed to hurt you, most importantly. i don't... i don't like hurting people who i don't hate.
MaffyTeacake: *tentatively leans against Bonecrusher, feeling only slightly less confused than he did an hour ago*
MaffyTeacake: I...I don't really know what to say...I just...*trails off*

Crush All Humanz: *reaches down and puts a hand on Dewbot's shoulder, giving him an albeit awkward hug* i'm sorry. this is a really slagging bad way to have a first meeting, huh.
MaffyTeacake: *leans into him slightly* ...yeah

Crush All Humanz: ...i just... *grr.* i just don't want you depressed anymore. Primus knows we have enough emo on this base without either of us adding to it. and you being emo is just gonna make me emo too. you should come in and drink with us one of these days.

MaffyTeacake: *smiles slightly* Ok, no more emo....
MaffyTeacake: *sighs slightly*....so, where does that leave us now?

Crush All Humanz: *shifts a little, uncomfortably, and looks up at the sky for a long moment* i'm... not sure. i don't think... i don't think i could just say "see you" to blackout. there's... it's hard to explain. i don't want to hurt you - well, any more than i have - but... i don't know. ........i wouldn't be very good for you, you know.
MaffyTeacake: *smiles, just a bit* I don't know...you wanted to protect me for sixshot and brawl, and that = good in my book :-) but...I don't want to screw things up for you : (

Crush All Humanz: ....sixshot and brawl are slaggers who don't know how to help others. it's... stupid. i don't know if - ....blackout is kind of hard to.... he's reluctant. but... he kind of.... *sigh* i don't know. this is hard to talk about...... he's an aft, but he's got his up-points.
MaffyTeacake: *frowns at self*
MaffyTeacake: *knows exactly what to say here, but really doesn't want to say it*

Crush All Humanz: *squeezes his hand slightly against the other's shoulder* it's not like... i don't know. i'm sorry... this wasn't really what i was planning on happening.
MaffyTeacake: ...It's ok. It's just...*pauses, trying to figure out how to put this*
MaffyTeacake: *has tried to figure this out with all his six-month-old logic* If he makes you happy...you should go for it. I wish I did but....i won't get in your way.

Crush All Humanz: *sighs* he doesn't make anyone happy. except maybe megatron, when he's doing his job. but... i don't know. it's complicated. i didn't - gah, life was easier before earth. *grrs a little at his inability to talk* i didn't mean to hurt you.
MaffyTeacake: ...I know.

Crush All Humanz: .....still. my... everything is so screwed up when it comes to blackout and me. he doesn't give a slag about it, other than... *adjusts processor/vocalizer filter* he doesn't give a slag about me, but... it's like i want to make him? i don't know. i really shouldn't be telling you this.
MaffyTeacake: Its ok. *understands, because that's pretty much how he was feeling after this all kicked off*

Crush All Humanz: it's... ugh. *rubs his face again* i want to beat the crap out of him until he stops being a moron. if you can understand that?
MaffyTeacake: Yeah, I can *gives Bonecrusher a hug as best he can, being half the size of him*

Crush All Humanz: *returns the hug a little awkwardly* i'm sorry, again. i don't feel good about what i did to you.
MaffyTeacake: It's ok *smiles up at Bonecrsher a little*

Crush All Humanz: *looks down at the other, before shaking his head and looking back up at the sky* it isn't, and you know that as well as i do.
MaffyTeacake: I'm still not going to yell at you.... : /

Crush All Humanz: *sighs* so you aren't gonna yell, and you're not gonna be emo. i'm kind of concerned... but then again, i suppose it's a decepticon thing. *shakes his head* as much of a decepticon as i'm being.
MaffyTeacake: I'm not going to yell because I can't : / ....I'm going to have to work on the emo though

Crush All Humanz: why can't you yell? it's easy. *confused*
MaffyTeacake: *sighs* Maybe I shoul've said I can't yell at you...

Crush All Humanz: ....why the slag not? i deserve it! *frowns* even decepticons, used to being swindled by their own companions, get pissed at someone doing something like what i did.
MaffyTeacake: I just... can't.*looks up at Bonecrusher*

Crush All Humanz: *eyes Dewbot for a while, then gives the small bot another squeeze - this one a little more protective than he'd probably admit* you need to get mad. the others - i won't mind it. you don't have to do it now, or even around me, but you have the right to it. i know i did something pretty slagging bad to you... but... i'm not sure i can really give up harassing blackout. he needs emotions more than anyone on this slagging base. and... i've seen him emotional and - it's a bit creepy, but he's... better with it. i guess. i sound like a slagging moron, but... augh. okay. stopping. you should be angry and i don't get why you're not, but if that's how you really want to do this...
MaffyTeacake: *shakes head slightly, realising Bonecrusher didn't get what he meant, but not worrying about it for now*
MaffyTeacake: ...yeah. I'm not mad, you're not depressed, everyone happy : /

Crush All Humanz: ....i'm surprised you're taking this as well as you are.

Crush All Humanz: *sighs and moves his arm from Dewbot, rising to his feet slowly* i should go. you... probably want some more time to pop cans everywhere. *smirk* that looks like fun as it is.
MaffyTeacake: ....yeah. *to himself* It's really not. Can't inflict much damage with a soda can..

Crush All Humanz: *hears it nonetheless and grins now, a little too viciously perhaps* you'd be surprised at how much damage a blunt object can inflict. guns are overrated, besides... *flexes his hands* it's better to just get your hands on someone. *looks back towards the base* i should get back. i'll see you around, all right?
MaffyTeacake: Ok...*leans back against the rock feeling...not really any better than before*

Crush All Humanz: *heads back to the base, wondering if that could have been any more awkward - or if that could have gone better at all.*
MaffyTeacake: *looks mournfully at Bonecrusher's back as he walks away* : (