JazzBabySays: ::Private Comm - Accept Y/N?::

Crush All Humanz: .....Y.
JazzBabySays: You're...shaking. What happened while I was away?

Crush All Humanz: ...............

Crush All Humanz: SLAGGING STUPID SLAGGING FUCKING FUCK FUCKER FUCKING TRYING TO FUCKING TALK TO FUCKING TOUCHED ME FUCKING FUCK FUCKER.
JazzBabySays: ....who touched you?

Crush All Humanz: ........FUCKING FLYING FUCKING FIREFLIGHT. F UCKING SLAGGER TRIED TO FUCKING HUG ME.
JazzBabySays: The mech has done such a task to even Megatron in the past...-sounds just a bit calmer, but not by much-

Crush All Humanz: FUCKING SLAGGER TOUCHED ME KNEW I WOULDNT LIKE IT DONT LIKE THEM TOUCHING ME THEN FUCKING HAD THE SLAGGING BALLBEARINGS TO TRY AND SLAGGING TEACH ME MANNERS AFTER BEING A SLAGGING ... *many growling noises, mostly very very pissed*
JazzBabySays: Granted, he is an Autobot. Their programming does tend to relay a lot of suicidal tendencies. -frowns suddenly- And what was with the mmanners thing? While your methods have strayed towards the more crude, as a Decepticon I could have assumed it was a given.

Crush All Humanz: ...SLAGGING TOLD HIM THAT, DIDN'T LISTEN, SAID SOME SLAGGIN' SHIT ABOUT IT NOT MATTERING OR SOMETHING, GONNA RIP HIM TO FUCKING PIECES.
JazzBabySays: Want me to hold him for you? -light, though pretty honest-

Crush All Humanz: ....DON'T LIKE THEM TOUCHING ME.

Crush All Humanz: TRYING TO TEACH ME SLAGGIN' MANNERS LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF IMBECILE.

Crush All Humanz: *more pissed noises*
JazzBabySays: Don't let him get to you like this. It's probably in part what he wanted in the first place, though I'll hardly claim that I know what goes on in their processors. -hesitantly reaches out, rubbing a clawed tip along the wire he'd snagged earlier, as if in apology- Besides, I highly doubt they know what they're talking about the majority of the time.

Crush All Humanz: *winces - ow that still hurts - then growls some more, still really pissed, but tolerating the other* SLAGGER SHOULD MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS. SO WHAT IF I'M PISSED, SHOULDN'T VE COME OVER TO TALK TO ME IF HE KNEW I WAS PISSED, EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M PISSED.
JazzBabySays: -moves his touch lower, kneading some of the delicate equipment he can just get a hold of through the armor with the tips of his fingers- He deserved what he got. Lack of common sense shouldn't be rewarded.

Crush All Humanz: .....don't like them touching me. *relaxing a little under his hands* ............yeah, sorry about earlier.
JazzBabySays: Don't fret...I don't really like the prospect of them touching you, either. -admitted rather hurriedly, change of subject time- And speaking of earlier...did you mean it? What you said?

Crush All Humanz: ............which answer doesn't get me killed?
JazzBabySays: Depends...there's a difference between me shooting you in the head and...-scrapes his claws in such a way that it sends a sick kind of pleasure pulsing- making you wish you were from the overload.

Crush All Humanz: *shudders at the touch, but forces himself not to just pounce and avoid the topic as he usually does* ....i don't know. i don't....... i don't bond, or 'nything stupid like that. i just..... like people who can actually stand me long enough to overload. don't hate, at least. definitely don't hate you. wouldn't be here if i did... wouldn't be so slagging emo over this if i did.
JazzBabySays: -smirks slowly- That's acceptable...-leaning in closer, nuzzling his cheek while still doing that thing with his claws- That kind of agreement I can live with.

Crush All Humanz: .........you're actually receptive to the idea. actually..... not gonna just shoot me and be done with it?

Crush All Humanz: ...it'd be easier if you did.
JazzBabySays: And why's that? -moves his nuzzling...lower, closer to his neck-

Crush All Humanz: ......*must not get distracted, must not get distracted* they generally die after a while. or leave. or whatever.
JazzBabySays: -pauses at that, the mood generally killed as that brings bad memories of his own past forward, but...- You're not the only one who's had bad experiences with this, and besides, we've lasted this long. If anything, our stubborness will keep us on track. -considers something, and taking the other's hand he places it over the thick armor protecting his spark chamber, testing-

Crush All Humanz: *frowns, staring at their hands in almost-like confusion - like that doesn't make sense in any sense... and then twists his hand around to grab the other's, squeezing a little. manages a half-smile* ....what happened to not liking mushy, blender? change your mind?
JazzBabySays: Be quiet, I'm concentrating. -he chastises quietly, optics dim as he starts unlocking certain systems, rerouting power and...mentally opens up his spark. it's a painful process he hasn't done in this way for vorns, and...all he meets is with emptiness. blank and torn and black. he smirks though, continuing on their conversation from just a bit earlier- Besides, what's just some tieless interfacing between close warbuddies? -said rather cryptically-

Crush All Humanz: *looks quietly alarmed as Blackout's optics dim, relaxing a little when he comes back as per usual... then kind of listens to him talking, more listening to his own processors shouting "this is going to end badly, mark my words"* ....right. probably nothing, huh.
JazzBabySays: -without letting go of their hands, he uses his freehand to tilt the other's head closer, their foreheads touching- You and I both know this...isn't easy, for either us. One step at a time, Bonecrusher, just one step at a time. Considering I just discovered we aren't bonded, I certainly think we've got the room to play around with this now, don't you think? -smirks- No obligations. And besides, I didn't just spend ten minutes of my existence convincing Scorponok that...you make me happy, and thus no more biting you unless of course I order him to.

Crush All Humanz: ........*he's not sure, but he thinks that knowing there's no obligations shouldn't be quite as tense-and-painful as it is. not that it is, not really - just a little. a twitch.* .... *it really doesn't add up against the latter admission* ........i make you happy? ....*definitely isn't used to that idea.*
JazzBabySays: When you're not being daft, but...tolerating you is certainly a much easier task than it used to be. -really needs to work on his comforting aand admissions programming-

Crush All Humanz: *smirks* ...it helps when I'm biting, doesn't it? ...........and scorponok really isn't gonna bite me anymore?
JazzBabySays: -still smirking, doesn't even need to comment on that the former statement, really, since it's so obvious- For the most part, yes. Though, uh...I might have told him he's sort of my bodyguard now, soooo...expect some minor retaliation at times. For now your heels should be fine.

Crush All Humanz: ..........

Crush All Humanz: ....he's not gonna pop outta shadows or something, is he?
JazzBabySays: What? It's the best I could come up with...and it does apply rather well. With a brute like you, I need someone to make sure you keep in line with me. -nevermind the fact he did pretty well earlier without any help- ...and I'm not sure. I'm sure he'll be occupied with that...-sneers- meatsack for the most part these days.

Crush All Humanz: *snorts* you really need to lay off of jeff. he's not gonna steal your little scorpion away from you, promise.
JazzBabySays: Not with me around he most definitely isn't it. -huffs-

Crush All Humanz: *grins* i thought we were aiming for him not being around us? or is he allowed to sleep in the closet again?
JazzBabySays: ......-glares-

Crush All Humanz: ....

Crush All Humanz: *aaaand- public affection time!*