Crush All Humanz: :: PRIVATE COMMUNICATIONS: ACCEPT Y/N ::
JazzBabySays: ::N.::

Crush All Humanz: :: PRIVATE COMMUNICATIONS: STATUS URGENT: ACCEPT Y/N ::
JazzBabySays: ::N.::

Crush All Humanz: :: PRIVATE COMMUNICATIONS: STATUS URGENT: ACCEPT Y/N ::
JazzBabySays: -sighs- ::Accepts - Y. I take it you're not going to stop until I listen.::

Crush All Humanz: :: you're right. i'm not. what in the name of primus is your MALFUNCTION?! ::
JazzBabySays: ::I'm not aware of any defects, Bonecrusher.::

Crush All Humanz: :: YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING SPARKLING, YOU STUPID BLENDER! treating dewbot like he's trash , telling him all that slag about me tolerating him, telling him to kill himself - are you TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?! ::
JazzBabySays: ::Why, is it working?:: -deadpan-

Crush All Humanz: :: CONGRATULATIONS, BLACKOUT. YOU'VE PISSED ME OFF. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO DEWBOT LIKE HE'S TRASH? WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU?! :: *this is his angry voice. not pissed, angry.*
JazzBabySays: ::I suppose saying I'm a proper Decepticon won't cut it?:: -rather calm, all considering-

Crush All Humanz: :: no. it won't. :: *hisses* :: i am sick of this. ::
JazzBabySays: ::Oh, you don't say?::

Crush All Humanz: :: i have already hurt dewbot enough without you adding to it any more than you already have. ::
JazzBabySays: -trying not to let his smirk sound through- ::Pity, that.::

Crush All Humanz: :: why are you doing this? :: *doesn't even try to hide how tired he is*
JazzBabySays: ::Seemed appropraite at the time.::

Crush All Humanz: :: why are you doing this? ::
JazzBabySays: ::...I'm not sure I understand the request.::

Crush All Humanz: :: why are you going out of your way to harass dewbot? why are you trying to make my life miserable? ::
JazzBabySays: -shifts- ::...I didn't intend for it to go that far.:: -a bit more quietly-

Crush All Humanz: :: you didn't - ........ blackout. i hurt dewbot for you. ::
JazzBabySays: ::Why? You two obvioulsy have something special.:: -snapped quickly, before he can catch himself. facepalms-

Crush All Humanz: :: ...........i didn't mean to hurt him. but i did. and i'm not taking it back. i'm not going to try and repair what i've damaged with him. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...even though he loves you? He's totally devoted to you, you know. He certainly went running straight for you at every sign of danger.::

Crush All Humanz: :: so does jeff. and, slaggit, probably prime's drone. and maybe even one or two of the femmes, if they really needed help. ::
JazzBabySays: ::Aren't you turning into quite the guardian.:: -scoffs-

Crush All Humanz: :: you're acting incredibly immature, blackout. :: *kind of depressed, still tired, and still annoyed.*
JazzBabySays: ::...:: -doesn't have anything to say to that-

Crush All Humanz: :: why are you doing this? ::
JazzBabySays: ::What are you, a broken record? I've already answered that question - twice might I add.::

Crush All Humanz: :: no. you didn't. ::

Crush All Humanz: :: you gave excuses. ::
JazzBabySays: ::Then rephrase your slagging question.::

Crush All Humanz: *snarls* :: FINE. why are you being such a slagging bastard?! are you trying to ruin everything i'm trying to keep together? ::
JazzBabySays: ::...what's it matter? It's doomed to failure, all of them have been...:: -quietly again, as if he's speaking more to himself than to Bonecrusher now- ::Perhaps I'm unconciously speeding up the process.:

Crush All Humanz: :: it makes all the difference, you slagging stupid blender. :: *sighs in frustration* :: look. listen very, very carefully. stop being an aft to dewbot. i'm not leaving you for him. i'm not playing between you two. i do care for dewbot, and i do regret hurting him, but i'm not going to go back to him unless you order me to. and even then, you're going to have a fight, because i don't want to. ::
JazzBabySays: ::What's even holding you to me? Sure the physical attributes are good, but...take it away, and what do we have?::

Crush All Humanz: :: you. ::
JazzBabySays: ::How is that possibly an answer? If I make you so miserable why are you bothering?::

Crush All Humanz: :: .......... :: *sighs* :: because i want to. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...::

Crush All Humanz: :: you might make me miserable sometimes, blackout, but it takes a lot to get under my armor like you have. ::
JazzBabySays: ::And how did I possibly do that after eons of us not even giving the other a second glance unless it was to bicker?::

Crush All Humanz: :: i don't know! ::
JazzBabySays: ::...let me guess, 'complicated'?::

Crush All Humanz: :: isn't everything. :: *deadpan*
JazzBabySays: -sighs heavily, slumping against the wall of his room- ::I don't know if I can do this...:: -sounds so pained, unable to hide it anymore- ::I thought I was ready, but obviously not. Apparantly I don't even need to be bonded anymore to be driven crazy. How did I get so deep...::

Crush All Humanz: *makes a low noise* :: you're not the only one who's in on this, blackout. :: *softly* :: i'm in just as deep. maybe deeper. ::

Crush All Humanz: :: i just want you to.... i just want.... i don't know. blackout, i don't know. i just want this, and if you come with drama i'll take it. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...I don't understand you.::

Crush All Humanz: *laughs a little* :: i barely even understand myself. ::

Crush All Humanz: *sighs a bit* :: just. there can be all the drama you want - just leave dewbot out of it. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...for future reference...I'll try.:: -is the best he can even come to promising-

Crush All Humanz: :: ....that's good enough. just.... thank you. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...and for what it's worth...I do apologize. I don't know what came over me earlier.:: -kind of some what sort of does, but he ain't going to admit that-

Crush All Humanz: :: thank you. :: *long pause* :: ..........it's not me you should be apologizing to. but you can hardly apologize to me, so i get it. ::
JazzBabySays: ::I hardly think he would gracefully accept it, nonetheless.:: -scowls-

Crush All Humanz: :: if he didn't... i wouldn't be surprised. ::
JazzBabySays: -snorts-

Crush All Humanz: :: you didn't hold back. that... was kind of interesting, really. considering how you don't think he's even close to competition. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...were you just insinuating something?:: -growls-

Crush All Humanz: :: you said he wasn't competition. something about not even being able to reach you....? :: *innocently, for all intents and purposes, it sounds like he has no idea what Blackout thought he was insinuating - ...even if he does.*
JazzBabySays: ::He's not. He's merely practice.::

Crush All Humanz: :: ....practice? :: *growly noise*
JazzBabySays: ::...:: -urk, whoops, probably should have worded that better- ::Look, is this discussion close to finishing up? I've got important matters I need to attend to.:: -except not really-

Crush All Humanz: :: do you want to get rid of me that badly? :: *voice flat - not giving an emotion one way or the other*
JazzBabySays: ::...permanently or temporarily? Though from the sounds of it the task seems near impossible, since you seem determined to stick around.:

Crush All Humanz: :: ........whichever one you want. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...I don't know. Not really. Though I can't say i'm enjoying our current subject matter.::

Crush All Humanz: *sighs* :: i don't enjoy it either, blender. ::
JazzBabySays: -feeling tired-

Crush All Humanz: :: i just.... :: *runs a hand over his face, sounding... well, slagged* :: i just want everything to work out. ::
JazzBabySays: -doesn't know how he feels on the subject. a part of him hopes it fails, that he won't have to worry about it anymore....while the other half is willing to die for it, to fight tooth and nail and claw and spark so that he can be with him. and that terrifies him. but even he if could muster the strength to say it, he couldn't possibly word all of that- ::...what would you have me do?::

Crush All Humanz: :: .....stay. try. :: *he can't really come up with anything more than that - doesn't really want anything beyond that. he knows perfectly well that this could all go up in flames, but....*
JazzBabySays: ::Then it will be done.:: -whispered, but with no less conviction. If a fat aft like Bonecrusher can do his part, then so can he-

Crush All Humanz: *can't help but sound relieved* :: thank you. ::
JazzBabySays: -feels something swell inside him at the sound of a not angry Bonecrusher, but he quickly dashes it-

Crush All Humanz: :: ..... :: *tries to think - there was something he wanted to talk - oh yeah!* :: by the way.... i'm taking shifts with arcee, watching over what could be - pretty sure she is - the ghost wee've had for a while. so if you get bored, you can always come and hope she flips out so we can kill her. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...hn, right...::
JazzBabySays: -one uncomfortable subject after the other-

Crush All Humanz: *has no idea it's uncomfortable, is grumbling* :: lucky slagging jeff and slagging megatron wanted her alive... would have ripped her apart... :: *brightly, changing subjects* :: i smacked that receptionist. wish i could've done it in person, instead of through the holo. ::
JazzBabySays: ::You and me both.:: -scoffs-
JazzBabySays: ::Should have slapped her around a bit more for me. XP::

Crush All Humanz: :: i would have, if jeff hadn't been, you know, about to be killed. still tempted to go back and do a bit more damage... her face. it was priceless. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...please, for the love of Primus, tell me there are pictures.::

Crush All Humanz: :: should all be on the video feed. :: *his grin can actually be heard* :: you're good at hacking into those, if i recall. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...:: -is so working on it. could not be working on it any faster than he is now. holy shit downloading at the speed of light-

Crush All Humanz: *totally smug*
JazzBabySays: -there's a pause as he obviously absorbs the sight, before he bursts out with a genuine laugh. puts the scene on repeat.-

Crush All Humanz: *can't even begin to process how that laugh makes him feel* :: you never answered my question - is there audio? ::

Crush All Humanz: :: her screaming about calling the police is particularly entertaining. ::
JazzBabySays: -takes him a moment to recover, his chuckles not even completely dying down- ::It...it takes a bit more work, but it can be done.::

Crush All Humanz: :: you might get a laugh out of it. :: *chuckling a bit to himself* :: you know, more than the image alone gets. female humans make such hilarious noises when you smack them around a bit. ::
JazzBabySays: -feeling much better now-
JazzBabySays: ::Now this is entertainment.::

Crush All Humanz: :: isn't it though. primus, i wish i had just five more minutes with her. ::
JazzBabySays: ::...when I'm not on patrol I'm free. What about you?:: -weirdest idea of bonding time ever, but what the hell, they're Decepticons so it's ok-

Crush All Humanz: :: i'm free whenever Arcee's watching the ghost. i don't think megatron trusts me enough for patrol duty. :: *said lightly, since he knows exactly what would happen if he were on patrol*
JazzBabySays: ::Wonderful...:: -purrs- ::No trouble in paying them a visit, then.::
JazzBabySays: -so totally looking forward to it-

Crush All Humanz: :: i would love to hear what she thinks about our disappearing act. i wonder if she'll even be at work anymore.... or did they already cart her off to the mad house? :: *brightly*
JazzBabySays: ::I hope not, that would spoil a part of the fun.:: -is still at least amused by the idea-

Crush All Humanz: :: we could always visit her if it were the case. just imagine - driving an already crazy girl mad... :: *okay, he's kind of sadistic.. but that's okay right?*
JazzBabySays: -if he could bring himself to say it yet, he'd absolutely declare his love for him right now. but that would be getting ahead of ourselves, ne?- ::Now there's a splendid idea...::

Crush All Humanz: :: ......i wonder if all those random jeffs are still lurking in the hotels... ::

Crush All Humanz: *is contemplating now*
JazzBabySays: ::...it's very possible.:: -emphasizes the very since he's...ya know,, been keeping track. especially of the naked groping man. he'll be one of the first bastards to die-

Crush All Humanz: :: hm. have to find a time to head out there, then, won't we? ::
JazzBabySays: ::Oh, I insist.::

Crush All Humanz: :: i follow your every command. :: *half joking voice for that - he's quite willing to roll out there and beat the crap out of every jeff in town*
JazzBabySays: -smirks- ::It's a date, then.::

Crush All Humanz: :: ..... :: *hides a dorky grin* :: wonderful. ::
JazzBabySays: -is not feeling giddy right now shut up-

Crush All Humanz: *you first, would totally do a little victory dance if he weren't in the common room surrounded by people*
JazzBabySays: -revenge is the real energizer around here, yep yep-

Crush All Humanz: *oh of course. revenge brings the best decepticons closer together*
JazzBabySays: -...and kind of feeling good about slightly getting off the hook in concerns to Dewbot-

Crush All Humanz: *is too busy being excited to go slap humans around to really care, but he'll probably get reminded SOMEHOW*
JazzBabySays: -MUST DISTRACT THEN. but mun is le tired, and it's 11:30, so Blackout will just have to be horny somewhere else tonight-

Crush All Humanz: *okay that works, crusher will just drink and contemplate slapping things around*