Crush All Humanz: *wanders in?*
prankingxlambo:
D:
Crush All Humanz: .....*looks at sides levelly*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *nods to Crusher*
prankingxlambo:
... :-D
eatsallurfood:
*lifts his cube to Bonecrusher* Aaand, let the drinking begin.
Crush All Humanz: *grin* YOU WERE WAITING?
prankingxlambo:
of course, it isn't a party without
you. -sarcastic :-D-
Crush All Humanz: *let's assume crusher walked in with a cube already in hand. he's a go-getter*
Crush All Humanz: *glare*
Crush All Humanz: YOU KNOW, SOMEONE SHOULD WELD YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
Crush All Humanz: IT'D BE A GREAT IMPROVEMENT.
prankingxlambo:
...
Crush All Humanz: *looks about* ALL IN FAVOR?
eatsallurfood:
*raises his cube* Sure!
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *raises cube too. Certainly isn't against it. Though wait, maybe if you left him to it he'll say something stupid and provide entertainment by getting beaten for it...*
Crush All Humanz: *looks at Sides and then around again*
ANY OPPOSED?
prankingxlambo:
...
Daffodil of Doom: I AM
prankingxlambo:
:-D
Daffodil of Doom: WHAT AM I OPPOSING
Crush All
Humanz: OPPOSING
TO WELDING YOUR BROTHER'S MOUTH SHUT?
Crush All
Humanz: I
MEAN, HONESTLY, SIDESWIPE. CAN YOU AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL I'VE HAD A FEW DRINKS
BEFORE YOU START SAYING STUPID THINGS?
prankingxlambo:
HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVENT ALREADY
STARTED DRINKING?
Crush All Humanz: I SAID ME.
Crush All Humanz: I NEED A FEW DRINKS TO DEAL WITH YOU SOBER.
prankingxlambo:
OH.
prankingxlambo:
OH.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *snerks*
Daffodil of Doom: I DO NOT OPPOSE WELDING HIS MOUTH SHUT
prankingxlambo:
... WELL, DRINK UP.
prankingxlambo:
not that you need to be told...
Crush All Humanz: OH LOOK. 4 TO 1.
prankingxlambo:
4?!
Crush All Humanz: *counts* YEP. 4.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *peer*
eatsallurfood: Me, Astrotrain, 'Crusher and your own brother. *sips his cube* That's definitely four.
Crush All Humanz: *doesn't notice the peering, and starts
moving towards Sides* I PROMISE THIS WILL ONLY HURT A LOT.
prankingxlambo:
... HEY LOOK ITS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
prankingxlambo:
;D
Crush All Humanz: WHAT?
Crush All Humanz: *blink*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grinning behind Crusher*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *waves to Sides ^.^*
Crush All Humanz: *is staring at Sides and wondering when
he went crazy*
prankingxlambo:
YEAH. BEHIND YOU.
prankingxlambo:
TURN AROUUUUNNNNNND. :-D
Crush All Humanz: .....
prankingxlambo:
... HAHA.
Crush All Humanz: *has a very sudden sinking sensation*
Crush All Humanz: ....IF I TURN AROUND THERE'S GOING TO BE SOMETHING BAD THERE, ISN'T THERE.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beaming*
prankingxlambo:
... NO. ITS SOMETHING VERY GOOD.
prankingxlambo:
FOR ME.
prankingxlambo:
:-D
Crush All Humanz: *.....turn - AUGH!!!! LEAPS AWAY*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *headtilt, this could be taken good or bad* HI CRUSHER!
Crush All Humanz: WHAT THE SAGASAF *fear! terror!*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *points to Crusher* He's my best buddy. *grinning* HE
told me so!
Crush All Humanz: *practically tramples Sides trying to backpedal away from her*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *watches, looking slightly bemused*
Crush All Humanz: YOU'RE INSANE HOW THE SLAG DID YOU - GET
AWAAAAAAAY
no snakes here: ....*blink*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *exchanges a look with Blitzwing* Any idea what's going on here?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *boundes after Crusher*
Crush All Humanz: *trampletrample*
Crush All Humanz: *running!*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *chases*
Crush All Humanz: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggle* Crusher!
Crush All Humanz: *throws a cube at her*
no snakes here: ...I wish someone had a Camera.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *ducks, keeps chasing*
blitzwinnar: *shrugs at Astrotrain* Insanity? Same as usual, I guess.
gunghoglider: *pokes his head in*
Crush All Humanz: GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
blitzwinnar: As long as nothing catches on fire, I'm good.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: Figures. *goes back to sipping from his cube*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: Yeah, that too.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *laughter*
blitzwinnar: *grins, drinks*
Crush All Humanz: WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE!!!???
gunghoglider: *takes a long look around*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *pout, gesturse to Sides* See?
gunghoglider: Moonracer!
gunghoglider: *wavewave*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *waves happily*
eatsallurfood: Aww,
she seems harmless.
prankingxlambo:
... she IS harmless.
Crush All Humanz: SHE ISN'T HARMLESS
Crush All Humanz: SHE'S EVIL
prankingxlambo:
crusher is just a wuss.
no snakes here: I know, right? I don't get why Bonecrusher's so SCAAARD D;.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins, pounces Crusher, CLING!*
gunghoglider: Is that..Bonecrusher? o.O
prankingxlambo:
srsly. what a BABY.
Crush All Humanz: *WAILS*
Crush All Humanz: MY PERSONAL BUBBLE!!!!!!!!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *calls* Yep!
mrshmllowdreamzz: I've popped your bubble!
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *...just keeps sipping. Yeah.*
eatsallurfood:
...That doesn't sound right.
no snakes here: .......that sounded kinda wrong.
no snakes here:
...for a second, there.
prankingxlambo:
... it did.
Crush All Humanz: GETOFFME!!! *shoves violently*
no snakes here: Does Blackout know?
no snakes here: D;
gunghoglider: o.o;
prankingxlambo:
NO.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *bounds off, grinning, he rwork was done for the night*
no snakes here: Poor Blackout.
gunghoglider: The world has gone crazy.
prankingxlambo:
someone should tell him when he gets
back.
mrshmllowdreamzz: (god sides do you want her to die? lol)
Crush All Humanz: *is collapsed in a dazed, violated pile*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grinning, leaves him be*
no snakes here: maybe you should.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *to Powerglide* This world was already crazy.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins at Powerglide* It is insane here, but it's fun, and pretty.
gunghoglider: It is rather nice-looking.
no snakes here:
Everyone's been crazy since the world's been turnin'...or something D;
blitzwinnar: Crazy is an understatement.
gunghoglider: *heads further into the room*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *plops onto a couch*
gunghoglider: *sort of leery of all the Decepticons*
gunghoglider: Sooooo
gunghoglider: The war is really over? >>
prankingxlambo:
no, we're just pretending. :-D
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nodnod* Yep.
blitzwinnar: Yep. But if you piss us off, we'll still beat you
up.
gunghoglider: Heh.
gunghoglider: Blitzwing...
gunghoglider: I can still outfly you.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *curled happily on the couch, beaming at the broken pile
of Crusher*
blitzwinnar: *glares* What did you say, shorty?
mrshmllowdreamzz: ...*eyes them both*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *glances up. This could get interesting*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *potentially*
Crush All Humanz: *is broked.*
bumblebeecar07: >_>
bumblebeecar07: <_<
bumblebeecar07: *sneaky*
no snakes here: I think someone might need to get a medic for Bonecrusher.
bumblebeecar07: *for some reason*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles* He's okay.
no snakes here: no...he's rly not.
no snakes here: Can't you see? D:
mrshmllowdreamzz: He just can't handle the hugs.
LordBigMegs: *wanders in*
Crush All Humanz: *whimpers from his brokeded pile*
bumblebeecar07: Who broke Cursher? o_O
no snakes here: Moonracer D;
mrshmllowdreamzz: I didn't break him!
Crush All Humanz: *has personal space issues that have
been decimated at the hands of a peppy femme*
LordBigMegs: What happened to bone crusher? *frowning*
mrshmllowdreamzz: I popped his bubble.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *innocent*
no snakes here:
Hugs happened.
no snakes here: Too many.
no snakes here:
...and she popped his bubble.
LordBigMegs: *eyes Moonwarily*
mrshmllowdreamzz: I'm not oging to hug you Megatron. *still kinda creeped
by him*
Crush All
Humanz: *points
shakily, dazedly, and out-of-sortedly at Moonracer* *very small voice* the
hugging............ the hugging.........
LordBigMegs: ...good.
mrshmllowdreamzz: You're too scarey. *nodding*
LordBigMegs: *thinks on that, not sure if he shold be insulted or pleased*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins*
bumblebeecar07: Um
bumblebeecar07: Bonecrusher likes his personal space, Moon..
LordBigMegs: Didn't we
have this personal space discussion a month or so ago?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams to Bee*
bumblebeecar07: So do I. >_>
mrshmllowdreamzz: *face falls*
prankingxlambo:
...
gunghoglider: *sits next to Moonracer* <<
BomAway: *wanders in*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins lightly at him* Hiya =)
BomAway: Evenin' all.
Crush All Humanz: *whimpers vaguely in greeting*
LordBigMegs: *nods slightly at Divebomb*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *nods absently at Divebomb*
eatsallurfood: Some
people obviously need a refresher.
blitzwinnar: *waves at Divebomb*
bumblebeecar07: *curt nod*
LordBigMegs: Obviously.
LordBigMegs: *looks around*
BomAway: *waves back*
LordBigMegs: Any medics online?
blitzwinnar: *motions for him to take a seat; offers a cube*
BomAway: *blinks at Crusher*
BomAway: What happened to him?
BomAway: *and takes the seat and the cube*
LordBigMegs: Hugging.
Crush All Humanz: *waves a hand vaguely* ......no need...........
Crush All Humanz: *mumbly* 'm up, 'm up.....
Crush All Humanz: *isn't.*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *saunters in? i suppose that's something he'd do huh.*
bumblebeecar07: *blinkblink*
bumblebeecar07: *wave*
bumblebeecar07: Hi.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *blinks*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *...pause...*
no snakes here: *wavewave*
bumblebeecar07: YOu must be Convoy
LordBigMegs: *and just
stares at Pepsi*
gunghoglider: *stares*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *bright grin* Yes, that'd be me!
BomAway: *stares at Convoy* o.O
blitzwinnar: *staring*
LordBigMegs: *and stares*
JeffyTehHuman: *stare *
PepsiConvoyRocks: *is oblivious!*
Crush All Humanz: *is, still, in a pile.*
bumblebeecar07: *walks over to shake hands*
pinkbikerbot07: *stare.*
bumblebeecar07: Bumblebee
pinkbikerbot07: ...Crusher...?
LordBigMegs: *and stares more*
BomAway: *stare*
Crush All Humanz: *...incoherent mumbling*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *handshake!*
BomAway: What...the...slag?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *staring in adoration *
blitzwinnar: *elbows Astrotrain* Is that - that's not Prime, is
it?
BomAway: It's obviously an evil clone. And needs
to be destroyed.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *shoots Moonracer a charming grin :3*
pinkbikerbot07: Crusher...you need some help? *kneels,
giggle.*
gunghoglider: *staring at Moonracer in horror*
bumblebeecar07: o-o;
Crush All Humanz: *whimper*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *tries not to faint*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *staring* I... don't know.
bumblebeecar07: *That is one shiny smile*
gunghoglider: *looking between her and Convoy*
bumblebeecar07: *wow*
bumblebeecar07: *just wow*
blitzwinnar: *mumbles* This
place just keeps getting creepier and creepier.
LordBigMegs: Of course it's not PRime!
BomAway: I say we destroy him.
bumblebeecar07: >_>!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *gasp* No!
bumblebeecar07: None of that
BomAway: He's evil!
BomAway: Can't you tell?
no snakes here: :D pepsi.
bumblebeecar07: He is not!
mrshmllowdreamzz: He is not!
PepsiConvoyRocks: Ahh.... *is totally hiding the fact that
he can't remember her name, remembers quickly* Moonracer! How are you?
*oblivious to all deaththreats :-D*
BomAway: I saw it on an episode of Star Trek!
no snakes here: he's PEPSI.
no snakes here: coca cola is evil. ):
bumblebeecar07: *is ignored by Convoy* =(
PepsiConvoyRocks: *is trying to balance all the adoration :-/*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *stands, wobbles* G-great! How about yourself?
LordBigMegs: ........
PepsiConvoyRocks: I've been just fine, my dear, just fine.
LordBigMegs: .................
pinkbikerbot07: *heaves Crusher up.* Okay. Medbay.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *back to Bumblebee* How was your
vacation?
bumblebeecar07: Interupptted.
bumblebeecar07: But, how are you settling in?
Crush All Humanz: *wince grumble* nnoooooo... femmes.... everywhere..... *wow, he's outta it*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *falls back onto the couch, le sigh*
gunghoglider: So...uh...
gunghoglider: how have you been, Moonracer?
pinkbikerbot07: *tries not to laugh.* Did Moonracer
visit you again? *has heard aaal about that *
mrshmllowdreamzz: Great, great, really great! *beaming happily* How about
you? Good? Things are good?
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smile* I'm sorry to hear that, my friend,
but I seem to be settling fine. Very nice place.
Crush All Humanz: *twitches at the name*
bumblebeecar07: Thanks. We try. *grin*
gunghoglider: I'm doing pretty good.
pinkbikerbot07: *drags him to the medbay.* Yep. Thought
so.
gunghoglider: I'm here now, so...
gunghoglider: It'll be itneresting.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods* Yes. It will. It has been so far.
LordBigMegs: Great...all we need is more
"interesting" going on around here...
Crush All Humanz: *is completely out of it*
gunghoglider: *nods*
Crush All Humanz: *anime? would totally have @_@ eyes.*
gunghoglider: So...uh...who's this Convoy guy?
pinkbikerbot07: *shakes him.* Get yourself together.
Crush All Humanz: .........bubble.... pop.
LordBigMegs: A poor copy...obviously.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *blinkblink* Copy? *confusion!*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Pepsi Convoy. *points* Everyone thinks he looks like Optimus, but he really doesn't. *nod*
BomAway: I still say we should destroy him...
pinkbikerbot07: ...bubble pop?
PepsiConvoyRocks: *brilliant smile at Moonracer*
LordBigMegs: *stares at Moonracer*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *fangirls*
gunghoglider: Pepsi...Convoy? *blinkblink* He sorta does look like Optimus, Moon...
mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinks, stares at Convoy* Really? I guess I don't see
it.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *hearty laughter* I'm afraid even Optimus
Prime had some disbelief regarding our supposedly similar looks. He couldn't
see it either.
LordBigMegs: ....
PepsiConvoyRocks: *nods sagely, like that's all that
matters*
gunghoglider: *stares again*
bumblebeecar07: ...
BomAway: *has a WTF look on his face*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ...
mrshmllowdreamzz: See, even Optimus doesn't notice. *grinning*
Crush All Humanz: .....PERSONAL SPACE BUBBLE - POP.
bumblebeecar07: THis is amazing.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Or...thinks there are differences.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *exchanges another look with Blitzwing*
LordBigMegs: Yes, well, he tends to miss the obvious
sometimes.
pinkbikerbot07: ....oh. ok...*blinks, checking him
over.*
Crush All Humanz: *stares at Arcee seriously* DOES SHE DIE
BY FIRE, OR A STAKE THROUGH THE SPARK?
blitzwinnar: *puts his hands up and gives Astrotrain a
"Don't ask me" look*
pinkbikerbot07: ...Moonracer? *laughing.* She's
harmless.
Crush All Humanz: HARMLESS? HARMLESS?
Crush All Humanz: *clearly doesn't think so*
pinkbikerbot07: *covering a laugh.* Yeah. She is. Don't
worry about it. She'll get over it.
gunghoglider: *drinking his energon*
gunghoglider: *this is so wierd*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *just grinning happily and innocently*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *is oblivious :B*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *...sigh.*
gunghoglider: *staring worriedly between her and Convoy*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *just plain staring*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *is... well, you know what you guys, he's
oblivious as a rock. i dont' think he'd even notice you if you didn't stand
right in front of his face XD*
BomAway: I still say we kill him. He's obviously an evil clone.
mrshmllowdreamzz: He is not!
pinkbikerbot07: Crusher, are you feelign better? *noticing he doesn't look as
glazed *
Crush All Humanz: .....JUST NEED... *pushes hands out a
bit* A BUBBLE. PERSONAL SPACE. THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT.
pinkbikerbot07: *nods, grinning.* I'll tlak to her
aboout it, okay?
pinkbikerbot07: *talk
Crush All Humanz: ...THANK YOU.
pinkbikerbot07: *nods with a hidden grin.*
pinkbikerbot07: Not a problem.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *oblivously staring*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smiles at Moonracer* Are you feeling
better? You were a bit dazed last night.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Um...*blush* Yeah...I'm better. I guess.
gunghoglider: HI CONVOY!
gunghoglider: I'mPowerglide,friendofMoonracer's.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *stares at Powerglide in surprise*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *blinkblink, reeedirects his smile* Wonderful
to meet you, Powerglide. *:-D YAY FRIENDS he thinks*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *blink*
gunghoglider: Yes, likewise.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *so does not see this for where it is so
obviously going.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* So great, we're all friends now. *points to Convey happily* We're gonna tour the earth!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *loves friends, happy happy joyjoy!*
bumblebeecar07: Tour the earth?
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smile* Mm. Indeed. It's far too
beautiful to simply just stay in one place, after all! *laugh!*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beaming to Bee* Yeah!
mrshmllowdreamzz: Exactly!
gunghoglider: Y-you are, are you?
gunghoglider: *looking a bit shellshocked*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beaming to Powerglide* Sure! Don't you think it would be exciting? *pats his arm* Hey, are you okay? Do you want Arcee to look at you?
gunghoglider: Ye-ah. Exciting.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *headtilt, confusion*
gunghoglider: So, uh, Convoy, how'd you meet Moonracer?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grinning happily*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *oshi-smiles! OF COURSE HE REMEMBERS
>_>* Why, we simply got to talking once she arrived, and took a tour of
the grounds together last night.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *purposefully vague ftw*
FrFlight: Oh.
FrFlight: OK.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* Oh yes, lovely.
Sixersshot:
*comes storming in*
gunghoglider: So...you...like...him...eh?
mrshmllowdreamzz: O.O
Sixersshot:
Anyone seen Runabout?
PepsiConvoyRocks: *oblivious*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: Can't say I have.
mrshmllowdreamzz: I...er...*does not want to admit that in front of him* No.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nudges Powerglide* How was your trip here?
Sixersshot:
*scowls* Dammit...
gunghoglider: *change in subject!*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *didn't even hear the question, like i
said, you gotta use slow dialogue directly in front of him...*
gunghoglider: It was fine.
gunghoglider: Didn't run into any problems at all.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* I got lost, I landed on the most beautiful planet.
gunghoglider: You got lost? o.o
gunghoglider: Where'd you end up?
mrshmllowdreamzz: I don't know the name of the planet, but it was so beautiful.
mrshmllowdreamzz: It was so pretty, I think you'd like it. *nods* The water was a pretty green and the skies were purple and the sand was blue!
gunghoglider: Wow, that sounds really nice.
gunghoglider: I'd love to see it some time.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods happily* Convey and I are going to see it
eventually, you could come!
PepsiConvoyRocks: *uhh, let's assume he's lounging
somewhere unobtrusive? that works right*
gunghoglider: Oh...Yeah...ok. If you want me to.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nudges him playfully* Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?
You're my friend. *pat*
Sixersshot:
*still looking like death coming* If anyone sees him, tell him to comm me. I
can't seem to reach him. --worried--
gunghoglider: *brightens up a bit*
gunghoglider: Well, I'd love to come.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams happily* Great! *hug!*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *nods at Sixshot* *goes back to sipping*
gunghoglider: *hugs back happily*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* Wanna take a walk? It's really pretty out, this time of night.
gunghoglider: Really?
gunghoglider: I'd love to!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods with a smile* Sure, it's pretty and since we're out here in the desert the moon is really pretty.
gunghoglider: Sounds awesome.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins, stands up, tugging at him* Come on, then!
gunghoglider: *lets himself get tugged*
gunghoglider: *and follows her, grinning*
Crush All Humanz: *needs a drink.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *happily tugs him out the door of the room then outside,
blinking up at the moon* See? *points* It's really clear and nice.
pinkbikerbot07: *pats Crusher.* You feeling better?
gunghoglider: *puts a hand on her shoulder* You're right.
gunghoglider: It is very nice out tonight.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams at him, then blinks up again at the stars*
Crush All Humanz: ...I THINK SO. *will need to like scrub himself down or something, but yeah, probably better than before XD*
gunghoglider: We've traveled to some of those...
gunghoglider: I wonder which one is Cybertron.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *she shook her head, staring at them* I'm not sure...
pinkbikerbot07: Want to go get a drink? *staring at
him, sheesh Moonracer really broke him.*
Crush All Humanz: *slooow nod* PROBABLY THE BEST THING IN
THE UNIVERSE FOR ME. *aaaand goes to do so!*
pinkbikerbot07: *smirks and follows behind him.* Whose
been watching Nightbird?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *Strolls with him*
Crush All Humanz: ....*stops*
Crush All Humanz: ..............I THOUGHT YOU WERE?
pinkbikerbot07: *bumps into him.* I thought you were.
Crush All Humanz: .......
Crush All Humanz: *looks at Arcee*
pinkbikerbot07: *stares at Crusher.*
Crush All Humanz: .....oops?
pinkbikerbot07: ...slag.
Crush All Humanz: *cough* WELL. UH.... *looks around* MAYBE BLACKOUT HAD BEEN?
Crush All Humanz: *worst. guards. EVER.*
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah. Maybe Blackout has been.
Crush All Humanz: *nods, too quickly to actually believe
it* OF COURSE.
Crush All Humanz: MUST'VE BEEN HIM.
Crush All Humanz: ......UH. WHERE IS SHE?
pinkbikerbot07: ...yeah.
pinkbikerbot07: She was supposed to be in the medbay.
gunghoglider: *walks along, still looking up at the stars*
Crush All Humanz: ..............
Crush All Humanz: .....wassheintherejustnow
mrshmllowdreamzz: You okay? You're being really quiet.
gunghoglider: Hmm?
pinkbikerbot07: ...I don't know...
Crush All Humanz: ..........maybeweshouldcheck.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *watching him* You're being quiet. Are you okay?
pinkbikerbot07: ithinkweshould...
Crush All Humanz: *BACKTRACKS*
gunghoglider: *slightly flustered*
gunghoglider: Uh, yeah.
pinkbikerbot07: *FOLLOW*
gunghoglider: I'm fine. ^^;
gunghoglider: Just sorta...overcome...
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh...okay...*blinks* As long as your sure. *pats his shoulder*
gunghoglider: Eh. The whole COnvoy guy and the war being over...
gunghoglider: Sorta overwhelming, yeah?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinks* Yeah, I guess. Whats wrong with the war being
over?
gunghoglider: It's just..
mrshmllowdreamzz: *links arms*
gunghoglider: 9 million years is a long time to be fighting and then to just end it.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods*
gunghoglider: *stammers for a moment*
gunghoglider: Ah...er...n-not that it's a bad thing the war is over.
gunghoglider: Just sorta sudden.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *so confused by his reactions* No, it's a good thing, right? *grin* Yeah, it was sudden...
gunghoglider: *seems really content at the mometn*
gunghoglider: *arm-in-arm with her* So, I guess we're going to be building a new home here.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods* Yeah, Arcee told me to pick a room, since there's so many. It's kinda weird walking the halls then bumping into creepy MEgatron, but I'm getting used to it.
gunghoglider: Yeah, that would be creepy. Bumping into Megatron.
gunghoglider: I still need to talk to Optimus, though.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh? Why?
FrFlight: Need to report in and all that.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Oh, right. *grin* I already talked to Elita, so she knows I'm her.
FrFlight: *nods with a grin*
FrFlight: So, all the other fembots made it to, huh? That's good. I also hear the Aerialbots are around.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods with a happy smile* Yes, all the femmes are here, I'm so glad. And yes! They are here too. *sings arms*
gunghoglider: *whistles*
gunghoglider: Great! I'll ahve someone to fly with!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods with a happy little smile*
JeffyTehHuman: .....
JeffyTehHuman: *peek.*
pinkbikerbot07: *pushes.* Well? She there?
Crush All Humanz: *looks in to the medbay and sees nightbird chained down* .....THANK PRIMUS.
Crush All Humanz: YEAH. YEAH, SHE'S THERE.
pinkbikerbot07: ohgood. *relief.* We drink now?
Crush All Humanz: ........TECHNICALLY, ONE OF US SHOULD
WATCH HER....
pinkbikerbot07: Bring it in here then!
Crush All Humanz: ....BRILLIANT!
pinkbikerbot07: I know I am.
Crush All Humanz: *wanders in and actually drags the bed
and all back with him*
pinkbikerbot07: *grin.*
pinkbikerbot07: *laughing.*
Crush All Humanz: WHAT? I'M NOT UNTYING HER. IF SHE ESCAPES, MEGATRON'LL SLAG ME.
Crush All Humanz: *dragdragdrag*
pinkbikerbot07: *laughing hysterically, helps to push the bed.* True enough. HE'll come after me too.
Crush All Humanz: PRECISELY. WE'RE SIMPLY SAVING OUR OWN SKINS.
Crush All Humanz: *annnnd they enter the common room,
dragging the bed with them! BRILLIANT!*
pinkbikerbot07: *shoving the bed behind Crusher.* Good.
Now we can watch her while we drink.
Crush All Humanz: *and fetches two cubes for the both of
them!*
pinkbikerbot07: *grins, takes a seat next to the bed.*
Crush All Humanz: *sits in view of the bed*
Crush All Humanz: *siiip* AMAZING WHAT WE CAN ACCOMPLISH.
THIS IS MULTITASKING.
pinkbikerbot07: *nods.* We work well together. *toast.*
Cheers.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *contemplating coming back inside*
Crush All Humanz: *GLUG!*
pinkbikerbot07: *drink!*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *is of course still lounging to one
side~*
djpsychic wave: *blinks, looks around and is really
confused*
pinkbikerbot07: What the- who the hell is that?
*staring at Convoy...*
Crush All Humanz: *shrug* NO IDEA. EVENING, BIRDBRAIN.
*tips cube to captive*
pinkbikerbot07: Hey, lets get her
drunk...*experimentive mood.*
Crush All Humanz: .....
Crush All Humanz: THAT IS PROBABLY THE WORST IDEA EVER.
Crush All Humanz: *brightly* LET'S DO IT!
Crush All Humanz: FOR SCIENCE.
pinkbikerbot07: For science!
djpsychic wave: *does not like the sound of that and
struggles against the chains*
pinkbikerbot07: *snags a cube.* Here Birdy...
Crush All Humanz: *griiin* OPEN WIDE, BIRDGIRL. I'LL RIP
YOUR FACEMASK OFF IF I GOTTA.
pinkbikerbot07: *grins.* Oh, let me?
Crush All Humanz: SHOCKWAVE ISN'T AROUND, AND I NEED
SOMEONE TO ABUSE.
djpsychic wave: *is struggling* Look, I don't want to.
pinkbikerbot07: *pokes at her* Better retract that, or I'll rip it
off myself.
Crush All Humanz: IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
Crush All Humanz: TRUST ME.
Crush All Humanz: *has a very untrustworthy, swindle-like
grin*
pinkbikerbot07: It really is.
djpsychic wave: Butbut... I don't know how!
pinkbikerbot07: ...*frown.* You just drink.
Crush All Humanz: ....I THINK SHE MEANS HER FACEMASK,
BUBBLEGUM.
pinkbikerbot07: Hmm, well let me help you then. *moves
at her.*
djpsychic wave: *is very scared since she can't do
anything*
djpsychic wave: No, please. I've never taken it off. I
don't know if it can be taken off.
Crush All Humanz: OF COURSE IT CAN BE.
pinkbikerbot07: Of course it can. Optimus' retracts,
Soundwave's...*gestures impatiently.*
djpsychic wave: *shakes head* No.
Crush All Humanz: *moves forward a bit, leaaans to look* I'M SURE IT DOES.....
Crush All Humanz: *peerpeer*
pinkbikerbot07: *looking also, reaches out.* I can just
unscrew it. *is the medic, after all.* It's because of me you aren't dead,
birdy. Better do what I tell you.
djpsychic wave: Take it off and I'll bite your hand
off, pinky
Crush All Humanz: BECAUSE OF YOU? *amused* I THOUGHT IT WAS OPTIMUS.
Crush All Humanz: *glare.* BITE HER AND I'LL RIP
YOUR HEAD OFF.
djpsychic wave: *and really doesn't know if she has
anything underneath it*
pinkbikerbot07: She was going offline, remember?
*shoves Crusher.*
Crush All Humanz: *humphs*
pinkbikerbot07: *reaches forward.* Forget it, I'll just
unscrew it. *starts.*
djpsychic wave: *squirms*
Crush All Humanz: *leans back, siiiip*
pinkbikerbot07: *pulls back pieces, sets them aside.*
Think I've got it. MAke her stop moving, Crusher.
pinkbikerbot07: And you, Birdy- you'll probably thank
us for this. Stop moving.
Crush All Humanz: *shift shift, grabs her shoulders* HERE,
LET ME HELP YOU RELAX. *PRESSURE!*
djpsychic wave: *tries to move but can't*
pinkbikerbot07: *work work, sets them aside * Got it.
*leans back, satisfied.*
pinkbikerbot07: Cube?
Crush All Humanz: *hands, then returns to holding her
down*
pinkbikerbot07: Bottoms up, Birdy.
pinkbikerbot07: *remembers force feeding Blackout Energon, that had also been fun.*
Crush All Humanz: *doesn't remember that so can't say anything.*
Crush All Humanz: *griiin!* I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT SHE'S
LIKE DRUNK.
djpsychic wave: *stares at them*
djpsychic wave: If I drink this, would you let me go?
*and what do you know? She does have a face underneath it]]
Crush All Humanz: NO.
Crush All Humanz: WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU GO, WHETHER OR NOT
YOU DRINK.
pinkbikerbot07: No, but you're going to have one hell
of a fun night if you do. Open your mouth.
djpsychic wave: *closes mouth tightly*
Crush All Humanz: *growls* OPEN UP, OR I'LL JAM MY FINGERS DOWN YOUR THROAT.
Crush All Humanz: *has very long, sharp fingers*
djpsychic wave: *does not care if he does that*
pinkbikerbot07: *shifting back and forth from foor to
foot.* Just pry her damn mouth open. If we can get it in there, it'll go down
her throat.
pinkbikerbot07: *cube in hand, ready.*
Crush All
Humanz: *griin,
shiftshiftshift, pushes down across her chest with one arm* HERE WE GO. *shoves
his fingers against her mouth and priiiiies it open*
pinkbikerbot07: *dumps it down her throat.*
Crush All
Humanz: *GRIN!*
pinkbikerbot07: *empties cube.*
BomAway: What's going on? >>
mrshmllowdreamzz: ....
gunghoglider:
o.o;
djpsychic wave: *energon goes down her throat* O_O
Crush All Humanz: WE'RE ADMINISTERING MEDICINE.
Crush All Humanz: TO A CAPTIVE.
pinkbikerbot07: *grinning.* Gimme another one.
Crush All Humanz: *nods*
BomAway: To who?
Crush All Humanz: *looks at Divebomb* C'MERE, BRING A CUBE. *can't move* HER NAME'S NIGHTBIRD, AND SHE'S OUR CAPTIVE.
Crush All Humanz: AND WE'RE GETTING HER DRUNK.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *still wandering around outside XD*
Crush All Humanz: NOW HURRY UP! *has his fingers down
half-down her throat*
pinkbikerbot07: *has hand out for cube.*
BomAway: *obligingly hands one over*
pinkbikerbot07: *takes it, dumps it down her throat
slowly.*
djpsychic wave: *fighting to close her mouth and failing*
BomAway: *gathers up an armful and walks over*
BomAway: *makes a little stack*
Crush All Humanz: *grin*
pinkbikerbot07: How many you think it'll take? *hand
out for another one.*
BomAway: *hands*
BomAway: I dunno.
BomAway: What are you trying to do?
pinkbikerbot07: *takes, dump dump.* This is three.
Crush All Humanz: GET HER DRUNK.
pinkbikerbot07: GEt her waaaasted.
BomAway: Try her now.
djpsychic wave: *is now fighting less*
Crush All Humanz: SHOCKWAVE'S BUSY DOING WHATEVER TIGHTAFTS LIKE HIM DO.
BomAway: Hmm
pinkbikerbot07: One more.
BomAway: Yeah
pinkbikerbot07: *hand out.*
BomAway: Maybe two.
Crush All Humanz: THIS IS MY ONLY OTHER OPTION.
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah.
BomAway: *hands her one*
pinkbikerbot07: *takes, dumpdump.* This is what, four?
BomAway: *cracks open a second*
BomAway: *and pours it down himself*
BomAway: That'll make five.
pinkbikerbot07: *grinning.* How you feeling, Birdy?
Crush All Humanz: *moves his hand from her mouth*
BomAway: I'm feeling good.
djpsychic wave: I...
BomAway: *cracks himself open a cube and starts drinking*
Crush All Humanz: *grins at nightbird*
pinkbikerbot07: *grinning in amusement.* Pretty good,
huh?
djpsychic wave: *blinks and stares at Crusher*
djpsychic wave: You're cute.
Crush All Humanz: ................
BomAway: Yeeeeeah
Crush All Humanz: *blink.*
BomAway: She's drunk.
BomAway: *grinning*
pinkbikerbot07: *bursts into laughter.* YES.
Crush All Humanz: YEAAAAH.
Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head*
BomAway: Hey, bird, baby.
BomAway: Crusher here isn't the loving type.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *peer O.O*
djpsychic wave: I don't want the loving type. *grins
widely*
BomAway: Oh-ho.
pinkbikerbot07: oooo, she likes em feisty like you,
Crusher. *nudge.*
BomAway: She knows what she likes.
BomAway: *gringrin*
BomAway: *drink*
Crush All Humanz: *is shaking his head in disbelief*
pinkbikerbot07: *snags a cube.* This is awesome.
BomAway: Oh yeah.
djpsychic wave: *pouts* But I like the other one
better.
pinkbikerbot07: *chugs happily.*
pinkbikerbot07: Other one? *pauses...* Blackout?!
pinkbikerbot07: *cries in laughter.*
Crush All Humanz: ...........
BomAway: *falls over laughing*
djpsychic wave: *giggles* That's his name, yes!
pinkbikerbot07: You're sloppy seconds, Crusher!
Crush All Humanz: ..................................................
BomAway: Ouch.
Crush All Humanz: *glares at Arcee* NOT. FUNNY.
Crush All Humanz: *is not amused*
pinkbikerbot07: *can't speak, intakes hurt from
laughter.*
djpsychic wave: I looked at him from the vents.
Crush All Humanz: .......
pinkbikerbot07: ....VOYEUR!
pinkbikerbot07: *just.....dies....*
Crush All Humanz: *glare* YOU WHAT?
BomAway: o.o;
BomAway: Whoooooooooa.
pinkbikerbot07: *hiccuping in laughter, oh god....oh
god...dies.*
pinkbikerbot07: Give...give her another cube...please
for the love of Primus...
BomAway: *tosses one to Nightbird*
BomAway: Here you go kid
BomAway: *drink drink*
BomAway: Chug it.
BomAway: It'll be good for you.
pinkbikerbot07: *grins, picks it up and holds it up *
Drinky, Birdy!
Crush All Humanz: *glowering.*
BomAway: Hey, I'm the bird here.
BomAway: *extends his wings*
BomAway: *then folds them again*
djpsychic wave: *accepts the cube*
BomAway: Drinnnnnk!
djpsychic wave: I looked a lot from the vents. I liked
to watch him best.
Crush All Humanz: *sits back, glare.*
Crush All Humanz: *siiip.* OH, DO ELABORATE.
pinkbikerbot07: *grin.* Beautiful. *holds it for her.*
Open up.
mrshmllowdreamzz: ....*terrified of them all...*
BomAway: *glances over at Moonracer*
mrshmllowdreamzz: O.O
BomAway: Hey, Moonracer, right?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Y-yeah...
mrshmllowdreamzz: *edging away*
djpsychic wave: *opens mouth to get energon*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *is lounging in a corner, unobtrusively,
on a sofa :3*
BomAway: C'mere, kid.
BomAway: *offers cube*
pinkbikerbot07: *dumps it.* Drink fast, Nirdy, it'll
get to ya quicker.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *wanders back in and stops in the doorway* *happens to block Moonracer's way out, if that's where she was heading*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ...what's going on?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *bumps into him* THey're...they're...*stare, open mouth*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *attempts to decipher what's happening here*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *sees Pepsi, edges towards him,*
BomAway: Just drink!
BomAway: *tosses a cube at Astro*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *smiles brightly at Moonracer*
PepsiConvoyRocks: Have a nice walk?
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *catches* *gives Divebomb a puzzled look, but sips anyway*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Y-yeah...*stares dreamily*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *headtilts at the prisoner* Who's that?
djpsychic wave: *drinks everything and stares at all
the other N.B.E.s she didn't knew* So many... and with twins...
BomAway: Wuhoh.
Crush All Humanz: TWINS? *confused*
pinkbikerbot07: Twins...?
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *takes in the fact that firstly, they've been pouring drink into her mouth and secondly, she looks rather inebriated* *chuckles* Twins. She's seeing double.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *edging closer to Convoy*
Crush All Humanz: *snort* LIGHTWEIGHT.
pinkbikerbot07: She's had...six?
pinkbikerbot07: She needs another.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *horrified.*
BomAway: *Strolls over to Moonracer and offers
her a cube*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *pats the couch space beside him*
BomAway: Drink, make merry.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *takes it, still horrified, stumbles to the couch and falls on it next to Convoy*
BomAway: *walks away, laughing and drinking*
Crush All Humanz: SHE NEEDS TO TELL ME ABOUT HOW MUCH
SHE'S NEVER GOING TO ATTEMPT TO TALK TO BLACKOUT EVER AGAIN. *grr.*
pinkbikerbot07: *laughing, takes another one.* More,
Birdy?
djpsychic wave: *giggles* Never talked to him. Except
that one time he caught me.
Crush All Humanz: ......
Crush All Humanz: *oh dear, is blackout ever gonna have a
conversation on his hands when he gets back XD*
pinkbikerbot07: .......*holy shit she giggles? So needs
JEffrey in here to see this. TXT!*
Crush All Humanz: OH? ABOUT WHAT?
djpsychic wave: I was... how do you say it? Slagged?
Oh, yes, I was slagged to hell, but he made it all better
JeffyTehHuman: *peek!*
djpsychic wave: *big grin on her face*
BomAway: *glare at Jeffy*
BomAway: *drink*
pinkbikerbot07: ....he...made it better...?
JeffyTehHuman: *stands on Crusher's foot.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Ooh, look Convoy, its the human!
Crush All Humanz: *looks at jeffy* WHY DO YOU CLIMB ALL OVER ME LIKE SOME SORT OF MONKEY?
mrshmllowdreamzz: The spazzy one!
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *instead of going over to the couch as
usual, heads over to the bed where Nightbird is chained for a closer look*
JeffyTehHuman: *grinning.* I heard you got her drunk.
PepsiConvoyRocks: *blinkblink* Oh, imagine that. A human,
here! *puts an arm over the back of the couch obliviously to get comfortable*
Crush All Humanz: OF COURSE. AND WE'RE CURRENTLY GETTING IMPORTANT INFORMATION FROM HER.
Crush All Humanz: LIKE HOW SHE KNOWS BLACKOUT.
JeffyTehHuman: Ooooh. *grinning, excited.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *wibbles*
djpsychic wave: He made me better *laughs* I told you.
JeffyTehHuman: How did he do that? *pipes up *
mrshmllowdreamzz: *idly wonders where Powerglide is*
Crush All Humanz: YES.... HOW?
djpsychic wave: *blinks* He fixed me up.
Crush All Humanz: HM.
Crush All Humanz: *brightly* SO, HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING TABS ON HOW HE'S BEEN DOING, LATELY?
Crush All Humanz: *less brightly* SPYING THROUGH AIRVENTS
ON HIM BEFORE YOU RAN OFF TO KILL JEFF?
JeffyTehHuman: *snickering.*
pinkbikerbot07: *audibly laughing, not bothering to
hide it.*
djpsychic wave: Don't know what happened lately. I was
with him for a long time. He stopped coming for a while.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *terrified, has moved on to cube 2 *
Crush All Humanz: ............
djpsychic wave: He fixed me up and I escaped to kill
Jeffrey.
pinkbikerbot07: *snorts.* What did he leave you locked
in a closet?
gunghoglider:
*walks back in, humming*
JeffyTehHuman: *wince, hide.*
Crush All Humanz: .......
mrshmllowdreamzz: *looking horrifed*
gunghoglider:
*blinks at Moonracer*
djpsychic wave: *is too drunk to notice she's telling
them everything*
gunghoglider: Are you OK?
Crush All Humanz: SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THE DIRTY THINGS HE AND I DO TOGETHER. *deadpan*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *stare, RUNS to him* Nonononono.
gunghoglider: *hugs her*
gunghoglider:
Hey, what's going on?
JeffyTehHuman: STOP Crusher. *hysterically laughing, CANT
STOP *
gunghoglider:
Are you hurt?
djpsychic wave: Dirty? *blinks* Like mudwrestle?
BomAway: Oh the things they do.
Crush All Humanz: ...........
mrshmllowdreamzz: No. *buries head* They are SCARY.
BomAway: No, kid.
BomAway: Like hot interfacing.
Crush All Humanz: HAVEN'T TRIED THAT YET....
JeffyTehHuman: *nods with a smirk.*
Crush All Humanz: *contemplative*
JeffyTehHuman: It's gross, but funny.
gunghoglider: *rubs her on the back*
gunghoglider:
It's OK...
djpsychic wave: *blinks again* Inter... What's that?
BomAway: You know, interfacing.
BomAway: A little bump and grin.
pinkbikerbot07: *snorts down at Jeff, then laughes open
at Nightbird.* Look up human SEX on the internet, it's out equivalent.
BomAway: Metal-on-metal action.
BomAway: Sparking.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *terrified, and tipsy*
BomAway: *grin*
gunghoglider:
*comforts*
PepsiConvoyRocks: *is oblivious*
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah, but Blackout/Crusher sex is just
SCARY.
gunghoglider: It's OK, Moonracer...
gunghoglider: They're Decepticons.
gunghoglider: Except for Arcee...But...uh...
gunghoglider: *shrug*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Arcee isn't! *sniff...*
djpsychic wave: *looks at the stranger* No I don't...
Wait... SEX?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Explain that one! *teeters*
gunghoglider: I know, Racer...
gunghoglider:
I'm not sure how.
JeffyTehHuman: grins Yep. *peers up from Crusher's foot, can't seeee *
gunghoglider:
But we all do things that
scare other people somestimes.
djpsychic wave: Butbutbut... You don't have any parts!
BomAway: Oh yeah.
BomAway: *hip thrust*
Crush All Humanz: *reaches down, liiifts Jeff up*
pinkbikerbot07: *laughing.* Oh God, Tell her Crusher.
Tell her how to do it.
BomAway: Babe, we just don't have human parts.
Crush All Humanz: OH, WE HAVE PLENTY OF PARTS. HIGHLY SENSITIVE, PERFECTLY GOOD PARTS.
BomAway: Expand your mind, baby.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Yeah...I guess it's just really not like Arcee...
Crush All Humanz: *makes a face* WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT IT?
gunghoglider: She's probably been drinking.
gunghoglider:
*patpat*
djpsychic wave: *has no idea what they're talking
about. She's man-made what the hell does she know of this?*
BomAway: I'm perfectly willing to go into detail about it.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Maybe...*shifty*
JeffyTehHuman: Ew...
JeffyTehHuman: *sits on Crusher's head.*
Crush All Humanz: *sighs*
pinkbikerbot07: Please do, Divebomb.
BomAway: What, you're not curious Crusher's squishy?
BomAway: Right then.
JeffyTehHuman: I've seen it.
Crush All Humanz: *wince*
mrshmllowdreamzz: ....
djpsychic wave: But I don't want you. I want him
*points at Crusher* or the other one.
BomAway: When two Cybertronians love each other
or just want a one night stand or are just desperate, they
"interface".
gunghoglider: o.o;
Crush All Humanz: ........
mrshmllowdreamzz: *so weirded out* Wow.
Crush All Humanz: *stare.*
BomAway: Now, what does interfacing entail you
might ask?
JeffyTehHuman: *grinning.* Cool. Tell her what you and
Blackout do.
BomAway: Depends on the level of
commitment/love/what have you the two Cybertronians have for each other.
pinkbikerbot07: *loving this.*
BomAway: If it's not that high, then it's usually a purely tactile thing.
Crush All Humanz: *eyes Divebomb* ARE YOU BABBLING? *looks at Nightbird* ARE YOU LISTENING TO HIM?
mrshmllowdreamzz: This is...*shakes her head* Hope I never make them mad.
gunghoglider: Ye-ah.
gunghoglider:
I agree with that sentimanet.
djpsychic wave: *listening and recording this*
BomAway: That is, we stimulate sensitive bits of machinery, circuitry or whatever. It generally gives quite a bit of pleasure and leads to overload, which is our equilivant of the human orgasm.
BomAway: *drinks*
mrshmllowdreamzz: I wouldn't want them to force all that down my
throat...they made her take like...six or seven cubes back to back...I
mean...I've had two and I'm good...*sniff*
pinkbikerbot07: *listening, trying not to laugh.*
JeffyTehHuman: *has hands over his ears *
djpsychic wave: So... it's good?
pinkbikerbot07: Oh...yeah.
BomAway: On Seekers or flyers the wings are usually sensitive. On groundpounders, the wheels, bumpers. Wheel-wells usually make 'em melt.
Crush All Humanz: *can't help but nod, leans back in his seat. he's going to get shit for this later, he just knows it.*
bumblebeecar07: *wanders in*
bumblebeecar07: *flops*
gunghoglider: *hugs*
gunghoglider: I'll make sure they never do anything like that to you Racer. Don't worry.
BomAway: For others its the audials.
BomAway: Point is, it varies.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins up at him* Really?
gunghoglider:
*nods* Really.
bumblebeecar07: Is there a sex-ed class going on again? >_>
Crush All Humanz: APPARENTLY.
Crush All Humanz: *shrugs*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams* Wow, thanks, you're a really great friend...
bumblebeecar07: Oh
bumblebeecar07: *grabs cube*
BomAway: That bit usually involves using the
mouth or hands to do it.
BomAway: The next step up is actually touching
the other's spark with your hand or mouth or something.
djpsychic wave: And helicopters?
pinkbikerbot07: Helicopters? I bet those blades are
super sensitive.
Crush All Humanz: ......
BomAway: See, we all have sparks.
BomAway: *taps his chest*
BomAway: And it's very sensitive, especially to
magnetic pulses.
bumblebeecar07: Huh
Crush All Humanz: DON'T TELL HER ANYTHING ABOUT HELICOPTERS.
MisterPrimeToYou: *Walks in, takes a second to hear what's going on, makes a 180-turn and walks out*
BomAway: So that makes people go haywire.
Crush All Humanz: NOTHING.
bumblebeecar07: *siiiips*
Crush All Humanz: *glares.*
pinkbikerbot07: Oh, why not? I bet Jeff could tell
loads.
BomAway: Feels awesome, let me tell you.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *glances over at a movement by the door*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *snerks* Hi Prime. Bye Prime.
djpsychic wave: *giggles and squirms around* Can I have
more of that?
gunghoglider: *smiles* Of course! What kind of friend would I be if I didn't protect you.
Crush All Humanz: *glowering*
JeffyTehHuman: Oh, yeah! nods enthusiastically I
could tell you loads about what Blackout likes.
Crush All Humanz: SHUT UP, JEFFERY.
Crush All Humanz: NOW.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins, happily, hugs!*
JeffyTehHuman: *pout.*
Crush All Humanz: *isn't amused at all.*
BomAway: Anyway...
BomAway: After that we get to bonding, which is something you only do with someone you absolutely love and trust,
BomAway: Because it's permenant.
pinkbikerbot07: Crusher I don't know if we can hang out
anymore. I'm going to ruin my intakes. *wheezing in laughter.*
BomAway: Breaking it is usually painful.
BomAway: That's when you merge your two sparks.
Crush All Humanz: *glares* YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS INSISTING WE "HANG OUT."
BomAway: It is indescribable.
pinkbikerbot07: *nodding along.* Physically painful,
not just emotionally.
BomAway: Greatest feeling in the world.
pinkbikerbot07: *nudges him.* Hey you agreed to this.
bumblebeecar07: What he said
BomAway: Two souls and minds becoming one.
bumblebeecar07: The bonding, not breaking
pinkbikerbot07: *nods.* The bonding is amazing.
djpsychic wave: Can you do that with more than one?
Crush All Humanz: .......
mrshmllowdreamzz: *shifts at their talking*
BomAway: At once or more then one person?
gunghoglider:
*is nervously shifting from
foot to foot*
pinkbikerbot07: She's kinky.
djpsychic wave: *blinks and grins* Both.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Are you okay? *is really quiet for Moonracer*
gunghoglider:
Yeah, I'm fine.
pinkbikerbot07: Toldja. Kinky.
gunghoglider: This is just sorta wierd.
BomAway: At once? Not sure. Never tried to find out.
BomAway: More then one person?
BomAway: Oh yes.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grabs his hand, drags him to empty seats* Yeah, it is. Interesting, kinda though, right?
BomAway: Anyway, once your bonded, you can share emotions, feelings and such with your Bonded.
bumblebeecar07: It's nice
BomAway: And you can make these really awesome feedback loops, where your sharing pleasure.
bumblebeecar07: More then nice
BomAway: Oh yes.
bumblebeecar07: Ooooh
bumblebeecar07: I really should try that
Crush All Humanz: *glug.*
gunghoglider:
*nods as he's dragged, sitting
next to her*
pinkbikerbot07: *drinking with glee.*
gunghoglider: Yeah, it is.
gunghoglider:
I mean, I knew about it...But
I've never heard anyone openly talking about it like this. ^^;
djpsychic wave: *wishes someone would give her more of
that stuff to drink*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods* ME either.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *Me
BomAway: *drinks some more and tosses Nightbird another cube*
BomAway: Anything else you want to know, kid?
pinkbikerbot07: *catches, Birdy's chained down.*
Bottoms up, again.
pinkbikerbot07: *nudgenudge to Crusher.* You okay,
slugger?
gunghoglider:
Yeah...*drapes an arm around
her*
djpsychic wave: *opens mouth*
Crush All Humanz: ......
Crush All Humanz: *is silent.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grin, snuggle* Glad you made it.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *chuckles* I think he's broken again.
pinkbikerbot07: *dumps it down her throat again.*
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah, he seems like it.
gunghoglider: So am I. *smiles down at her, pulling the femme a bit closer*
Crush All Humanz: *glares at them, siiip.*
BomAway: Any more questions?
pinkbikerbot07: *pats Crusher.* It'll be okay.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *happily scoots closer to him, resting her head against
him*
djpsychic wave: One more question. Can I have him?
*looks at Crusher, staring stupidly*
Crush All Humanz: ..........
Crush All Humanz: *glares.*
Crush All Humanz: NO, YOU CAN'T.
pinkbikerbot07: *shoves *Oh HELL yeah.
pinkbikerbot07: *pushes him closer.*
BomAway: Sorry babe, Crusher belongs to
Blackout.
JeffyTehHuman: *laughing so hard.*
Crush All Humanz: *is THIS close to backhanding Arcee*
gunghoglider:
*sighs happily*
pinkbikerbot07: *love!*
gunghoglider:
Good to be with other
Cybertronians again.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods with a grin* Yeah, it is. *pats, hugs, yay he likes her hugs! He doesn't run!*
gunghoglider: *enjoys her hugs very much*
Crush All Humanz: *is wondering why everything he does
backfires.*
djpsychic wave: So? I like the helicopter too!
pinkbikerbot07: *giggling.*
Crush All Humanz: *GLARE*
Crush All Humanz: YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM.
JeffyTehHuman: *peering at Nightbird.* Still wanna kill
me?
gunghoglider: Spent a lot of time out in space, fighting. Got split up from other Autobots, joined up with some...
gunghoglider: Crazy stuff.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nodding, listening.* I came alone. It wa sa little scary...
gunghoglider: Wasn't that bad for me, really.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grin* Good.
djpsychic wave: *looks at Jeff, blinks and smiles* I
will happily rip out your heart and stomp it on the ground. Why?
JeffyTehHuman: *sighes.*
pinkbikerbot07: *laughing harder.*
gunghoglider: *nods8 Yep. ^^
BomAway: I like her already.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *happily cuddles.*
gunghoglider:
*cuddles back*
djpsychic wave: Not that I can do anything. This mean
people don't want to let me go. *pouts*
Crush All Humanz: I PREFER HER UNCONCIOUS.
pinkbikerbot07: I think she's hilarious.
BomAway: We should recruit her.
Crush All Humanz: .....*frowns* WE CAN'T.
BomAway: Probably make a good 'Con.
JeffyTehHuman: Hmph. *not happy. >( *What about the
rest of us? Still wanna kill them?
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah, she would. *crossing her arms.*
Glad I thought of this.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *ponders Divebomb's idea* Where did you say you got her from again?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *weirded out...*
BomAway: Ask them.
pinkbikerbot07: Shes the human made drone.
djpsychic wave: *nods* But only cause I was ordered to.
I really, really like the helicopter.
Crush All Humanz: FROM SECTOR SEVEN, AFTER THEY KIDNAPPED
PRIME AND MEGATRON.
JeffyTehHuman: *nods.* I helped build her.
Crush All Humanz: ......
gunghoglider: *its like a trainwreck; he can't look away*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: Ah.
Crush All Humanz: *stand*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *totally agrees*
Crush All Humanz: *plucks Jeff off his head and puts him on the couch*
Crush All Humanz: *stalk.*
JeffyTehHuman: I bet I could reprogram her. *thinking as
he's plucked.*
JeffyTehHuman: To not want to murder us all.
Crush All Humanz: *PUSHES DOWN ON HER CHEST* MINE.
BomAway: You? Reprogram a Cybertronian?
BomAway: Even a pseudo-Cybertronian?
BomAway: Yeah. Right.
JeffyTehHuman: I mostly build her. And she's not a
Cybertronian. *grin.*
JeffyTehHuman: shrugs.* Think what you want, then. *knows
he can do it. XD
BomAway: She's got a Cybertronian spark in her
chest.
BomAway: That's
all that matters.
mrshmllowdreamzz: ....*hides face.* He's gonna end up squished.
BomAway: We don't need humans.
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah I know, I helped put it there.
BomAway: If we want her reprogrammed we'll do it
ourselves.
djpsychic wave: *is pushed down hard* Ugh... Hey, why
did you do that?
Crush All Humanz: BECAUSE THE HELICOPTER?
djpsychic wave: We can share, right?
BomAway: I thought they took the parts from you and told you the project had been terminated?
BomAway: Or was that a lie?
Crush All Humanz: *growls* MINE. I DO NOT SHARE.
pinkbikerbot07: *cracks.the.slag.up.*
djpsychic wave: I saw him first and I'm not
complaining.
JeffyTehHuman: They did after a while. We got some things
together. I worked with the spark cause I worked with the cube, mostly.
gunghoglider: *pats him on the back*
gunghoglider:
*her
pinkbikerbot07: She's got a point.
Crush All Humanz: YOU DID NOT SEE HIM FIRST!
gunghoglider: No he won't...
BomAway: Which is why you had no idea
what a spark could possibly be used for.
djpsychic wave: Yes I did! I watched from the vents.
You were not with him.
BomAway: You didn't even think that they were building a killer robot.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Hope not...he's funny...
Crush All Humanz: I KNEW HIM BEFORE HE EVEN SET FOOT ON THIS STUPID PLANET.
Crush All Humanz: BEFORE YOU WERE EVER CREATED.
gunghoglider: The human?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nod*
gunghoglider:
Well, it's our job to protect
him, right?
djpsychic wave: *gigglesandgigglesandgiggles*
BomAway: Sheesh.
mrshmllowdreamzz: I...I guess...
BomAway: You're either stupid or a liar, human.
djpsychic wave: You look funny.
JeffyTehHuman: Whatever you say, Divebomb. *grin.*
Crush All Humanz: *growls, pushes again and then steps
back* JEFF.
pinkbikerbot07: *snorts in laughter.*
gunghoglider:
*nods*
JeffyTehHuman: Yep?
Crush All Humanz: EVERYTHING YOU SAY OR DO IS IMMEDIATELY MY RESPONSIBILITY.
Crush All Humanz: WATCH YOUR TONGUE.
JeffyTehHuman: *peer.* I'm not doing anything.
Crush All Humanz: IF HE WANTS TO SQUISH YOU, YOU REALIZE
HE HAS TO BEAT ME TO SLAG FIRST?
djpsychic wave: *is pushed again and starts giggling
madly*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *sips and watches, grinning*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *....watching...* Oh yeah, he's Crusher's little
guy...Crusher scares me...
JeffyTehHuman: Yeah, yeah. *grumbles.* Well, then you
tell him that I'm fully capable. *grumblegrumlbegrumble.*
Crush All Humanz: ........WHATEVER JEFF THINKS HE'S CAPABLE OF, MOST LIKELY HE IS.
Crush All Humanz: AND I WOULDN'T MIND REPROGRAMMING HER
INTO A PENCIL SHARPENER.
pinkbikerbot07: *snickers.* We need to hang out more
often. Forget what I said earlier.
djpsychic wave: *is now singing pop songs backwards*
pinkbikerbot07: *Stares.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles at that*
gunghoglider: *laughs*
Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head*
BomAway: Sure he is.
gunghoglider: Drunk people are entertaining.
Crush All Humanz: *grumbles* SHE'D BE MORE ENTERTAINING IF
SHE KNEW THE MEANING OF MINE.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *finds himself agreeing with the Autobot*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *giggles* Yeah they are.
gunghoglider: *happily snuggles a bit more*
BomAway: *drinks s'more*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *is tipsy herself, cuddles with him, locks arms*
gunghoglider:
*blushes a bit and returns the
gesture*
djpsychic wave: Definition of mine: belonging to me if
I can hold it or seize it
djpsychic wave: *stares at Crusher adoringly*
Crush All Humanz: .....
pinkbikerbot07: *sits with Jeffy, pokes him.* This has
been amusing.
JeffyTehHuman: *grin * Oh yeah...
djpsychic wave: Can I hold you?
pinkbikerbot07: ....*dies.*
Crush All Humanz: .........
Crush All Humanz: *stares in disbelief*
Crush All Humanz: *this is getting really weird.*
BomAway: Damn, Crusher.
BomAway: How
do you do it?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *absently entwines fingers.* She's funny.
gunghoglider: *nods, still blushing*
Crush All Humanz: I....
Crush All Humanz: I DON'T DO...
gunghoglider: Yeah, she is, isn't she?
Crush All Humanz: I DON'T - WHAT.
pinkbikerbot07: *stands, gets up and claps Crusher on
the back.* Wow.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods happily, squeeze!*
Crush All Humanz: THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TOUCH ME WITHOUT ME
KILLING THEM IS BLACKOUT. AND THE ONLY ONE I WILL LET TOUCH BLACKOUT WITHOUT
KILLING THEM IS ME.
Crush All Humanz: *holds hands flat out* THAT'S ALL.
THAT'S IT.
JeffyTehHuman: *snort.*
Crush All Humanz: THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO THIS THAN THAT.
THE END.
pinkbikerbot07: I just touched you. *grin.*
gunghoglider: *squeezes back*
BomAway: *watches, starting in on his second cube*
Crush All Humanz: *glare* NOT THAT KIND OF TOUCHING, ARCEE.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *glances down, realizes what she did* Oh, sorry...
pinkbikerbot07: *innocent.*
djpsychic wave: Why?
gunghoglider: It's OK, really. ^^;
Crush All Humanz: BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
djpsychic wave: But why?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *looks embaressed, half-hearted attempt to disentangle their hands*
gunghoglider: *holds on* I don't mind...
Crush All Humanz: .....BECAUSE HE'S MINE. AND AS
HIM BEING MINE, ONLY I GET TO TOUCH HIM.
pinkbikerbot07: *pokes Nightbird.* Still want us dead
after you see how fun we can be?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *blush* Okay...if you're sure...*happily grips, huuuug!*
djpsychic wave: *blinks* Get me out, pinky. I'll show
you if I'm good or bad.
gunghoglider: I'm sure. *blush, hugs back*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins, snuggles with him*
pinkbikerbot07: Hrm, no.
Crush All Humanz: THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.
djpsychic wave:
*stares at Arcee* Has anyone ever told you you need to change that color. Cause
pink is eeewwww.
Crush All Humanz: WE'LL JUST DRAG HER IN HERE EVERY TIME
WE WANT TO TALK.
pinkbikerbot07: *laugh.* Actually, I've been thinking
of changing it anyway.
gunghoglider: *pulls her closer, gleefully snuggling back*
Crush All Humanz: *looks at Arcee* OH?
pinkbikerbot07: Yeah.
Crush All Humanz: WHAT THIS TIME, PURPLE?
pinkbikerbot07: *snort.* No.
BomAway: *sip*
BomAway: I think black and orange are good colors.
BomAway: But that's just me. *smirk*
pinkbikerbot07: *grins.* I was actually thinking of
black.
BomAway: *raises a brow*
BomAway: Black?
Crush All Humanz: .....
Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head* I DON'T THINK IT'D BE
YOUR COLOR.
djpsychic wave: Not purple. I want you to be.... Yellow
with purple dots and fuschia hearts!
BomAway: You sure you aren't a 'con at spark?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins up at him* I'm really glad you're here! *doesnt
care if she's repeating herself*
pinkbikerbot07: *grins.* Maybe I am, huh?
pinkbikerbot07: And yellow with purple dots and fushia
hearts? Not happening.
gunghoglider:
I'm glad you're here. I
didn't think I would see you again. *grins back, starting to blush again*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Yeah I got a little worried when I landed on the wrong
planet...
djpsychic wave: Why not? It's annoying! You annoy me.
It's perfect!
Crush All Humanz: ...*looks at Nightbird*
djpsychic wave: *grinning*
Crush All Humanz: ....MAYBE SHE ISN'T SO BAD.
pinkbikerbot07: She's pretty amusing. *grin.* Though
more so when she's pining after Blackout.
JeffyTehHuman: *snoring on his couch *
Crush All Humanz: .....
Crush All Humanz: IT'D BE BETTER IF SHE'D STOP THAT.
Crush All Humanz: IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
gunghoglider: Heh...But you made it, so that's what matters. ^^
BomAway: *chuckles*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods* And now I have a pretty planet to show you.
pinkbikerbot07: So black is a no go?
Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head* NO.
Crush All Humanz: NOT BLACK-BLACK.
gunghoglider: Sounds good to me.
BomAway: What about crimson red?
BomAway: the color of squishy blood?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods happily* Well make it a plan, then.
pinkbikerbot07: That has potential...
BomAway: Oh, excellent.
gunghoglider: Sounds great!
Crush All Humanz: *raises an optic ridge* OH, I WONDER HOW JEFF WOULD TAKE THAT.
Crush All Humanz: REALLY, ARCEE. YOU HAVE BETTER TASTE
THAN RED.
pinkbikerbot07: ...what do you suggest?
Crush All Humanz: *yeah, he's totally the gay best friend now.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins, happy with that, and happy he's here, just happy happy happy! cuddles*
bumblebeecar07: >_>
bumblebeecar07: *listening*
Crush All Humanz: .....DARKER SHADE OF PINK. A LOT DARKER.
BomAway: Crimson is a shade of pink.
BomAway: Technically.
Crush All Humanz: CRIMSON IS ALSO BLINDINGLY ANNOYING.
Crush All Humanz: *makes a face*
BomAway: Besides, what's wrong with the color of squishy blood?
bumblebeecar07: I suggest yellow
pinkbikerbot07: Darker pink? thinks I'm nearly
purple now.
gunghoglider: *is equally happy*
BomAway: Shut up Bee.
bumblebeecar07: No
bumblebeecar07: Yellow is a good coor
bumblebeecar07: *color
Crush All Humanz: NO... I DON'T MEAN LIKE THAT.
gunghoglider: *and snuggles*
BomAway: I still vote crimson.
BomAway: Or maybe...
Crush All Humanz: I MEAN... HUM. SUPPOSE IT'D BE BLACK WITH A STRONG TINGE OF PINK? I DON'T KNOW, I DO BROWNS.
BomAway: Hmmm...
pinkbikerbot07: Hmmm....
BomAway: How about black with dark pink highlights?
BomAway: *trying to imagine it*
BomAway: *the OTHER gay friend*
Crush All Humanz: ....*points to Divebomb* MIGHT WORK.
pinkbikerbot07: Hmm...like pink accents?
Crush All Humanz: *this is horrible.*
BomAway: *nods*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: Only you and the Lamborghini would think that, Bumblebee. I'm sure everyone else agrees yellow is too garish.
BomAway: What Astro said.
bumblebeecar07: *sigh*
Crush All Humanz: YELLOW IS THE UGLIEST COLOR IN THE UNIVERSE.
bumblebeecar07: It's not my fault you guys don't appreciate a good color
scheme
JeffyTehHuman: *snore *
BomAway: Not our fault you're colorblind.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *squeezes hand*
bumblebeecar07: I am not colorblind D=
gunghoglider: *squeezes back*
BomAway: Right.
BomAway: How many fingers am I holding up?
BomAway: *holds up three*
bumblebeecar07: Three.
BomAway: Wrong, five!
BomAway: See, he's colorblind.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *blinks, jumps up, tugtug* I want to show you something.
gunghoglider: *tugged up*
bumblebeecar07: That doesn't make any sense!
gunghoglider:
Ok. *blinkblink*
djpsychic wave: *singing badly* 99 Blackout spread on
the floor! 99 Blackouts for me! Strap it down, fuck it around. 98 Blackouts
spread on the floor!
Crush All Humanz: ......................................................................................
bumblebeecar07: ....
BomAway: *falls over laughing*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ...
JeffyTehHuman: ROFLMFAO
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *cracks up*
bumblebeecar07: You guys fucked her up but bad
bumblebeecar07: *snicker&
pinkbikerbot07: *cries, literally, cries in laughter *
Crush All Humanz: *stands* OKAY, TIME TO PUSH HER
INTOADITCH - BACK INTO THE MEDBAY.
BomAway: *pounding the floor*
BomAway: NO!
BomAway: I like her!
Sp4c3 P1r4te: No, she's amusing, keep her here!
pinkbikerbot07: Leave her! crying She's awesome!
Crush All Humanz: IF SHE WERE TALKING ABOUT... WHOEVER YOU'RE WITH LIKE THAT, WOULD YOU BE SO EAGER TO KEEP HER AROUND?
Crush All Humanz: *v. annoyed*
bumblebeecar07: *bursts into laughter*
bumblebeecar07: Sure
BomAway: *nods*
BomAway: Yes. Yes I would.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grinning, tugging him into the hall*
BomAway: And I'm sure my mate would find it amusing.
bumblebeecar07: Eh
bumblebeecar07: Actually
bumblebeecar07: No
bumblebeecar07: TC is mine
bumblebeecar07: Mine and 'Warps
BomAway: >>
bumblebeecar07: And no one elses. >_>
djpsychic wave: *stops singing and pouts* Butbut... I
can't find a song that will fit Bonecrusher on it!
gunghoglider: *gets tugged into the hall*
gunghoglider: *grinning*
Crush All Humanz: .....
gunghoglider:
What is it?
pinkbikerbot07: *snorts.*
Crush All Humanz: MAYBE JEFF SHOULD REPROGRAM HER SO SHE DOESNT' THINK STUPID THOUGHTS.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins* Something you can have, if you like it. I picked it up, thinking of you. *grin, pulls him towards her quarters*
BomAway: *to the tune of You Are My Sunshine*
BomAway: You are my Blackout...my only Blackout...
BomAway: That work?
BomAway: *grin*
Crush All Humanz: .....
gunghoglider: *follows her, half pulled, still smiling*
gunghoglider: Ok, ok...What is it, though?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Surprise. *grin*
gunghoglider: Oh, alright.
gunghoglider: *laughs*
Crush All Humanz: *frowns deply.* CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS.
JeffyTehHuman: *is now staring, heard the song, and is
laughing.*
pinkbikerbot07: *pats Crusher.*
djpsychic wave: *at the top of her lungs.. or whatever
cause she really don't have lungs* I THINK YOUR CUTE!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams, shoves the door open, and starts rooting around.*
djpsychic wave: BONECRUSHER
Crush All Humanz: .............
gunghoglider: *follows her in, glancing around*
Crush All Humanz: *facepalm* I'M DONE. *leaves the common
room*
pinkbikerbot07: ....*having a blast.*
pinkbikerbot07: Aww Crusher!
BomAway: Awwwwww
BomAway: *drinks*
Crush All Humanz: *ttly gone*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *rooms mildly messy, not too bad. Stlil rooting, finally
comes up with a little box, which she pushes at him shyly* If you dont like it
you dont have to keep it.
gunghoglider:
*takes it curiously*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Open. *giddy.*
gunghoglider: *and opens it up, peering inside*
bumblebeecar07: *siiip*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *a pretty, small blue green pebble thats radiating glittering light.* Pretty, right?
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *sips, watching him go, still grinning*
pinkbikerbot07: *can't stop laughing.*
gunghoglider: Wow...*just stares at it for a moment* It's beautiful...*looks up* Where did you find it?
BomAway: *grin, drink*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *shy, stares at the floor.* THat planet I wa stelling you
about. I picked it up...I thought you'd like it...
djpsychic wave: *looks at pinky* Can I get another
drinky thingy?
mrshmllowdreamzz: I mean, I didn't know if you'd be here...I hoped...but I thought I'd save it for you.
gunghoglider:
Really? You picked this up for
me?
pinkbikerbot07: Sure. *snags another cube * Open up!
mrshmllowdreamzz: Y-yeah...*shy*
gunghoglider:
*smiles, blushing heavily*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *shy, staring at the floor* If you dont like it thats
okay...
gunghoglider: I love it, Racer. It's beautiful. Thank you so much...
gunghoglider: *steps forward and gives her a hug* I feel sorta bad...I don't have anything for you.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *thrilled* Glad you like it...I didn't know how long I'd
have to keep it...I'm glad you're here to pick it up. *thrilled.* Oh, it's
okay. *happily returns the hug* I'm just glad to see you!
pinkbikerbot07: *piokes Nightbird.* Open!
gunghoglider: *squeezehug* I'm happy to see you too, Racer. I was sort of worried about you when we all left Cybertron...
mrshmllowdreamzz: *blush* Really...?
djpsychic wave: *opens mouth and waits*
gunghoglider:
*nods* Yeah. I wasn't sure I'd
ever see you again.
pinkbikerbot07: *dumps it down.* Chug!
djpsychic wave: *drinks everything*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods, stars at him with a thoughtful little grin* Yeah...I kidn of thought that too...just kind of had to hope that I would...thought about you every day. *smile*
BomAway: *chugs his own*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *sips*
pinkbikerbot07: *grinning, tosses empty one aside,
drinks one of her own.* So pink and black is the consensus?
bumblebeecar07: I like you better as you are...
bumblebeecar07: Why do you need to change?
BomAway: Yeah. Pink and black.
BomAway: 'Cause she wants to Bee-bot.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *nods, ignoring the Bee*
gunghoglider:
*blinks his optics* So did
I...I mean, there was a war going on and I wasn't sure if you would come out of
it OK...
djpsychic wave: Look, pinky-inky, if you let me go,
I'll find..uh... whoever the cute one and his twin brother was....
pinkbikerbot07: I don't like it anymore. *peering at
herself.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods* But we're both here now...and alive. *grins*
bumblebeecar07: Oh
bumblebeecar07: Okay...
gunghoglider:
*grins back* Yeah...*scuffs
his foot* So...
mrshmllowdreamzz: *stare sat him, tilting her head* So...?
pinkbikerbot07: ....why do you ask, Bee?
gunghoglider: So...we're finally back together. *gah, nice one Powerglide*
BomAway: *looks at Bee curiously*
Crush All Humanz: *wanders back in and grabs a new cube, settling back in his seat with a haaarumph.*
mrshmllowdreamzz: ....*blinks at him* Uh, yeah. *she was a little confused, they were standign there together, weren't they? smile*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *chuckles* Welcome back. *tips a cube at
Crusher before sipping from it*
pinkbikerbot07: *grinning as Crusher reenters.*
pinkbikerbot07: Back for more?
Crush All Humanz: *opticroll*
Crush All Humanz: WHATEVER. *siiip.*
djpsychic wave: *singing to herself and staring at the
ceiling**
gunghoglider: Umm...*nervous now* So...we spent a lot of time thinking about each other...I mean, its good to know someone cares. *sheepish smile again*
pinkbikerbot07: *grins.* Crusher don't be mad.
Crush All Humanz: *grumbles*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beams happily at him, and hugs him again* Yeah, it is, isn't it? *smiling back*
djpsychic wave: *stares at Crusher*
Crush All Humanz: *is obliviously looking at his cube, all thoughtfullike.*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *watches her, grinning*
Crush All Humanz: *without looking up* SO. WHY DON'T YOU
TELL US ABOUT SECTOR SEVEN?
pinkbikerbot07: *anxiously awaits Nightbird's next
move.*
djpsychic wave: *creepycreepystare or as creepy as a
drunken robot can make it*
gunghoglider:
*hugs her back and just holds
her for a moment* Hey, Racer...*Primus, this is going to sound so stupid...* Do
you think we could ever be...more then friends?
djpsychic wave: Why?
Crush All Humanz: BECAUSE I'M INTERESTED.
djpsychic wave: What do I get in return?
djpsychic wave: *grins*
Crush All Humanz: *thoughtfully* I DUNNO.
Crush All Humanz: *shrugs* MAYBE LET YOU GO, IF YOU TELL US USEFUL INFORMATION.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *she leaned against him, surprised at his comment then not so much.* Is...that what you want? *blush, suddenly shy*
gunghoglider:
*keeps on holding her* I'd
like it...If you wanted to.
djpsychic wave: Now I don't wanna go!
Crush All Humanz: HMM.
Crush All Humanz: I DUNNO THEN.
djpsychic wave: I
want a kiss!
Crush All Humanz: *opticroll, saw that coming, hides it well and glances at her* FROM WHO, EXACTLY?
mrshmllowdreamzz: I'd...like that...*shy, stares at the floor*
Crush All Humanz: *is so used to that*
pinkbikerbot07: *bursts into laughter * Kiss her!
BomAway: I'd do it, but Tigatron would probably
kill me if he found out.
djpsychic wave: *looks around* But I don't know the
names of all the people here...
gunghoglider: *feels incredibly happy* You would?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *beaming happily at him* Yeah...yeah I would...
gunghoglider:
*leans down and kisses her
lightly*
djpsychic wave: Well... I'd pick the yellow one, but he
doesn't have purple dots and fuschia hearts...
djpsychic wave: I want a kiss from... *looks around
again... Astrotrain.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *blushing, returns it with a happy look on her face*
djpsychic wave: I said the name right?
Sp4c3 P1r4te: I'm not doing it. *sips*
pinkbikerbot07: Aw, go ahead. *grin.*
Crush All Humanz: ....*looks at Astrotrain* A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR INFORMATION ON A GROUP OF SQUISHIES THAT'VE BEEN HARASSING US, I'D THINK.
gunghoglider:
*hugs her tightly, simply
radiant*
pinkbikerbot07: *nod.* She'll be able to tell us what
Jeff can't.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *scoffs* She clearly wants you to do it, Bonecrusher. She's been stubbornly insisting she likes you all evening.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *snuggles in his arms, thrilled*
bumblebeecar07: I'd do it
bumblebeecar07: But I have no purple dots and fuschia hearts *dryly*
djpsychic wave: *grins* Can I also interwhatver with
Crusher and Blak..Balsk... the helicopter!
bumblebeecar07: No.
Crush All Humanz: ....................
pinkbikerbot07: *laaaaaaaaaaaughs *
Crush All Humanz: NO.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *grins at Bee* We could always paint you.
bumblebeecar07: *sighs dramatically* I suffer for my cause
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *cracks up again at Nightbird*
bumblebeecar07: If you must
bumblebeecar07: *grin*
Crush All Humanz: *takes an internal deep breath*
gunghoglider: *just holds her, chin resting on her head, grinning widely*
BomAway: I say we paint Bee.
Crush All Humanz: *siiiip* I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW, NIGHTBIRD.
bumblebeecar07: *strikes a brave pose*
bumblebeecar07: If I must suffer for my cause, so be it!
djpsychic wave: Please! If I talk, I die, so I want a
kiss from Astor...Astro... and intersomthing with you and the helicopter!
Crush All Humanz: IF YOU DON'T TALK, YOU DIE.
Crush All Humanz: I COULD ALWAYS COMM MEGATRON AND HAVE HIM COME TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SITUATION, IF YOU'D LIKE.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: Bumblebee here is volunteering to take my place. *nudges the yellow bot forward* *sips*
Crush All Humanz: *pleasantly* I'M SURE HE COULD MAKE THE TIME.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *she beamed against him, thrilled with what just happened* We can move..if you dont want to stand here...
gunghoglider:
I'm happy here...But we could
go back to the common room, I guess.
djpsychic wave: *looks at Bumblebee* You'll kiss me?
djpsychic wave: ^____^
BomAway: *silently starts recording*
JeffyTehHuman: He'll turn into a goon or something.
*mumbles, still remembers kissing the girl holo that turned into a man *
bumblebeecar07: If you want me to. *dashing grin*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *wants a copy of that video later, by the way*
BomAway: *will so totally give it to you*
bumblebeecar07: *not really a grin. He doesn't have a mouth per se*
mrshmllowdreamzz: It's...up to you...I mean, we can stay here, or go back to the common room, if you want...*fumble, still nervous*
BomAway: *and is going to put it up on the big screen in the common room tomorrow*
bumblebeecar07: *will kill you*
djpsychic wave: *blinks* Will you do the other
thingamajig too? *points at Divebomb* He said it was really good and I want to
try it.
bumblebeecar07: o_o;
bumblebeecar07: Um
bumblebeecar07: >_>
bumblebeecar07: *looking at the others for support here*
Crush All Humanz: *levelly looks back at Bumblebee* I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SAID YOU'D SACRAFICE YOURSELF FOR THE CAUSE.
BomAway: Dooooo eeet
BomAway: You know you want to.
bumblebeecar07: Um
BomAway: Come
on.
BomAway: It'll be fun.
bumblebeecar07: Only if you guys don't record this. >_>;
BomAway: A one night stand is always good.
bumblebeecar07: And no one knows
bumblebeecar07: Ever
djpsychic wave: *grins drunkenly*
BomAway: I swear I won't. :-D
BomAway: *is totally going to anyway*
bumblebeecar07: You swear on Air Raid's life? >_>
BomAway: 'Course I do.
BomAway: It's for the CAUSE.
bumblebeecar07: No one else finds out about this!
BomAway: Sure.
bumblebeecar07: >_>;
djpsychic wave: *can still record and no one has done
anything to stop her*
BomAway: *laughing on the inside and the outside*
MisterPrimeToYou: (Roller) o____o
bumblebeecar07: I'm not sure I can trust you Divebomb
pinkbikerbot07: *laughing so hard *
djpsychic wave: *is waiting*
djpsychic wave: Can I get another drink? Please, pretty
please, with a Crusher on top!
pinkbikerbot07: Oh, wlel, since you put it that way...
pinkbikerbot07: *well
Crush All Humanz: *more deep internal breaths*
pinkbikerbot07: Then by all means...*picks one up,
waits for her to open up *
djpsychic wave: *opens mouth and waits*
pinkbikerbot07: *dumps happily *
BomAway: Of course you can.
BomAway: When have I ever lied to you?
djpsychic wave: *drinks*
bumblebeecar07: If this is recorded, you will be blamed.
BomAway: I have sent you disturbing videos and
mocked you, but never lied.
bumblebeecar07: Anyway..
bumblebeecar07: *steps over to look at Nightbird.
djpsychic wave: *is chained to the a medbay bed and
can't do anything but grin at him* Hiii!
Crush All Humanz: *holds up a hand* HOLD ON, BUMBLEBEE.
bumblebeecar07: *looks at Crusher* Yeah?
Crush All Humanz: *stand* YOU KNOW, SHE HASN'T TOLD US A
SLAGGING THING.
pinkbikerbot07: No kidding.
Crush All Humanz: DOES SHE REALLY DESERVE ANY SORT OF REWARD FOR BEING SILENT?
bumblebeecar07: True.
bumblebeecar07: *crosses arms*
bumblebeecar07: Nothing 'till we hear what you've got.
djpsychic wave: *pouts and squirms around* Fine. What do you want?
bumblebeecar07: What DID you guys wanna hear?
bumblebeecar07: >_>
Crush All Humanz: HOW ABOUT YOU START FROM THE TOP AND
WORK YOUR WAY DOWN.
pinkbikerbot07: Whatever she has to offer.
Crush All Humanz: BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ABOUT EVERYONE
ELSE, BUT I'M ABSOLUTELY INTERESTED IN EVERYTHING.
djpsychic wave: The top is the ceiling. The middle are
the walls and the bottom is the floor.
pinkbikerbot07: Me too. *leans forward.*
djpsychic wave: Is that all?
pinkbikerbot07: Wow. Okay. Sector 7 related.
pinkbikerbot07: Like, are they still around?
djpsychic wave: I work for them. They called to check
on me the other day.
pinkbikerbot07: So they aren't gone. *eyes Crusher.*
djpsychic wave: Thought they left me all alone to die.
djpsychic wave: And then I get a call! *is so happy*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *sip* What did they say to you when they called?
Crush All Humanz: ......
Crush All Humanz: WHAT DID THEY SAY?
djpsychic wave: Uhhhmmm.... They asked me....
djpsychic wave: Uh.... Oh, yeah! Status and location!
Crush All Humanz: ....WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM?
djpsychic wave: That I was tied up in a bed with a
yummy N.B.E. in front of me.
gunghoglider: *hugs on Racer* <3
Crush All Humanz: MMHMM.
djpsychic wave: *stares at Crusher*
Crush All Humanz: WHAT DID THEY SAY AFTER THAT?
Crush All Humanz: COULDN'T HAVE BEEN HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *happily hugs back, leaning her head against him <3*
djpsychic wave: *shrugs as best she can with her being
chained an all*
djpsychic wave: Haven't heard from them *looks sad*
djpsychic wave: THEY LEFT MEEEEEE!!!!!!
Crush All Humanz: ....THEY DIDN'T RESPOND ONCE YOU TOLD
THEM YOUR STATUS?
djpsychic wave: I'M GOING TO DIE AND THEY LEFT ME!!!
Crush All Humanz: ......
djpsychic wave: *blinks and answers calmly* No. I have
not heard from them again.
Crush All Humanz: OF COURSE THEY LEFT YOU. *crosses his
arms* THEY DON'T GIVE A SLAG ABOUT YOU.
JeffyTehHuman: I tried to tell her that. *eyeroll.*
Crush All Humanz: *eyes jeff - definite "STFUKTHX" look*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Did you want to stay in here...? *shy look*
JeffyTehHuman: What? It's true. S7 kills what it doesnt
want or need anymore.
Crush All Humanz: ....MM.
Crush All Humanz: *looks back to Nightbird* DID THEY TELL YOU OTHERWISE?
Crush All Humanz: WHAT IN THE PIT MADE YOU THINK THEY CARED ABOUT YOU?
gunghoglider: If you want to. *equally shy look*
BomAway: *starts playing some mood music*
djpsychic wave: I'm a soldier. Soldiers are not to be
cared for. They are explend...espedla...expendableable
mrshmllowdreamzz: *grins a little* Okay...*pulls him out, then shuts the door behind her*
Crush All Humanz: MM. INDEED.
Crush All Humanz: *thoughtfully sits back down*
djpsychic wave: *giggles* See! Cute!
bumblebeecar07: *watching quietly*
gunghoglider: *cuddles her against him*
Crush All Humanz: *gives her a half grin* WEIRD TASTES.
Crush All Humanz: ....YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE AREN'T ABOUT TO RELEASE YOU, DON'T YOU.
BomAway: *patiently waiting for Bee to uphold his part of the bargin*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *sips, watching*
djpsychic wave: *big wide eyes* I didn't wanted that!
djpsychic wave: I wanted the kiss and the other good
stuff
pinkbikerbot07: *listening...*
Crush All Humanz: OH, I KNOW.
Crush All Humanz: YOU'RE GOING TO GET ALL THAT.
Crush All Humanz: *waves a hand* I'M TALKING ABOUT IN GENERAL.
mrshmllowdreamzz: *she nuzzled againt him, then blinked* I guess we dont have to go out there...they're probably still making that poor femme drink energon...
Crush All Humanz: WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU GO BACK TO SECTOR SEVEN.
gunghoglider: *nods* Probably...*glances towards the common room*
gunghoglider:
*then nuzzles her back*
djpsychic wave: Sector seven this! Sector seven that!
Fuck sector seven, I want my prize now!
Crush All Humanz: ........
pinkbikerbot07: *snickers * Well she knows what she
wants...
BomAway: Give it to her Bee. *grinning widely*
djpsychic wave: *smiles at the yellow blurry twins*
Crush All Humanz: *looks at Arcee* :: DID WE GET ANYTHING OUT OF HER THAT'S WORTH ANYTHING? ::
mrshmllowdreamzz: ...*nodding* Yeah...I dunno if I wanna see that...
pinkbikerbot07: ::Actually- yeah. Sector 7 isn't dead.
We thougth they were.::
pinkbikerbot07: *thought
bumblebeecar07: >_>
bumblebeecar07: *bends over to kiss Nightbird*
gunghoglider: *sighs* I agree with that. Forcing someone to drink isn't good...
Crush All Humanz: :: .....I SUPPOSE. ::
BomAway: *recording merrily*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *shakes head* Not a nice thing to do...
gunghoglider:
Not at all. *frown* Slagging
'Cons.
djpsychic wave: *is tied up so she can't do anything
but wait and record*
bumblebeecar07: *......kiss*
BomAway: Yeah, Bee. Wooooooo!
djpsychic wave: *kiss and doesn't let go*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nodding * Except Arcee...dunno whats gotten into
her....*frowning, shaking her head*
pinkbikerbot07: Whoohoo!
gunghoglider: *shrugs*
bumblebeecar07: o-o;
MisterPrimeToYou: (Roller) o_O
Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head - hey, better him than crusher.*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *didn't think Divebomb would keep his word. Good ol' Decepticon programming FTW, and all that*
gunghoglider: I don't know either...She used to be more...Autobotish.
bumblebeecar07: *she's...uh....okay at this*
BomAway: Bow-chicka-bow-woooow!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nodding with a little upset look on her face*
gunghoglider: *cuddles her*
gunghoglider: She'll be OK. She's still Arcee, isn't she?
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nods with a smile* Yeah. She is.
djpsychic wave: *releases and beams at him* Good?
bumblebeecar07: ^^;
BomAway: *To Astro*
bumblebeecar07: It was pretty good.
BomAway: ::-Divebomb wishes to send BeeKiss.mpg::
BomAway: ::Aceppt?::
BomAway: *accept
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ::Y::
djpsychic wave: *smiles* That's my first kiss ever! *is
now smitten*
BomAway: ::Transmitting...12%...27%...56%..100%::
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ::File transfer completed successfully::
gunghoglider: *smiles again* We'll talk to her tomorrow.
BomAway: *winks knowingly at Astrotrain*
bumblebeecar07: Heh
bumblebeecar07: Um
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *grins back* *tips cube at him and sips*
bumblebeecar07: That's good.
BomAway: So...
bumblebeecar07: I guess
BomAway: Get on with it.
BomAway: The other part.
mrshmllowdreamzz: Yeah...tomorrow...*smiling up at him happily*
bumblebeecar07: Not with you all watching!
djpsychic wave: *yawns* I think I'm tired...
bumblebeecar07: Pervs.
gunghoglider: *leans back against the wall of the recharge berth, hugging her too his chest*
Crush All Humanz: *smirks*
gunghoglider: *to
BomAway: Psh
Crush All Humanz: MAYBE WE SHOULD LET OUR BIRDGIRL SLEEP OFF ALL THIS EXCITEMENT.
BomAway: We just want to make sure you held up
your end of the deal.
djpsychic wave: *blinks* What's wrong with them being
here? It's party! Everyone come!
mrshmllowdreamzz: *leans against him, nuxxling against him with a content sigh*
BomAway: I really like her.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *cracks up again*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *nuzzling
pinkbikerbot07: I like her too. *grinning *
djpsychic wave: *yawns and blinks at Bee* Goodnight
kiss?
gunghoglider: Missed you. *whispering in her audials*
BomAway: Do it Bee.
bumblebeecar07: Okay
bumblebeecar07: *kiss*
mrshmllowdreamzz: I missed you too...*whispers softly back*
gunghoglider:
*nuzzles her head*
djpsychic wave: *kisses back and this time better and longer* ^___^
bumblebeecar07: ^^;;;;
bumblebeecar07: Um
bumblebeecar07: I'm kind of taken. >_>;;;
mrshmllowdreamzz: *snuggles closer*
BomAway: Monogamy is for suckers.
djpsychic wave: *shrugs* So are Crusher and the
helicopter.
BomAway: I've got a mate and a lover and they're
both cool with it.
djpsychic wave: *grins*
bumblebeecar07: *gulp*
BomAway: ::-Divebomb wishes to send BeeKiss2.mpg::
BomAway: ::Accept?::
Crush All Humanz: ....THE DIFFERENCE IS, BEE'S ALWAYS OPEN FOR SHARING.
Crush All Humanz: AREN'T YOU, BEE.
gunghoglider: *content to simply hold her against him and sit*
BomAway: He is?
djpsychic wave: Now I only need to paint purple dots
and fuschia hearts on you!
Crush All Humanz: OH OF COURSE.
bumblebeecar07: What does that mean?!
bumblebeecar07: >_>
bumblebeecar07: *looking at Crusher now*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ::Y::
djpsychic wave: *yawns and falls into recharge*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *also content with this, sighes softly*
BomAway: *Transmitting*
pinkbikerbot07: *snickers *
Crush All Humanz: *sighs and leans back in his seat*
....THAT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER.
Crush All Humanz: I HAD HOPED FOR A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT....
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ::Receiving file... 9%... 17%... 46%...
72%...95%...100%::
pinkbikerbot07: But we did learn one thing.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ::File transfer completed successfully::
BomAway: *grinning at Bee*
bumblebeecar07: I am not gonna interface with her in public
bumblebeecar07: >_>
bumblebeecar07: Heeey
BomAway: Yes you are.
pinkbikerbot07: Better than nothing.
BomAway: You totally are.
bumblebeecar07: You recorded that didn't you?
BomAway: She's cool with that.
BomAway: Me?
BomAway: No, of course not.
Crush All Humanz: .....I HOPE IT IS.
pinkbikerbot07: *nods*
gunghoglider:
Mmm...
gunghoglider: *smiles*
bumblebeecar07: I am not interfacing with her in public!
bumblebeecar07: >(
mrshmllowdreamzz: *peers up* You okay?
BomAway: Come on Bee, where's your sense of adventure?
gunghoglider: *nods with a smile*
gunghoglider: Yeah, everything is great.
Crush All Humanz: THE ONLY QUESTION IS IF I SHOULD BOTHER COMMING MEGATRON NOW, OR JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE. *thoughtful* I BET HE'S BUSY. *AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY THAT DON'T WE*
BomAway: You mean banging Prime?
mrshmllowdreamzz: Okay good....*grins happily* I don't want you to be upset...
BomAway: Yeah, probably.
bumblebeecar07: I like my adventures with TC thanks...
Crush All Humanz: ....*wince* I'D RATHER NOT THINK ABOUT IT, PERSONALLY.
pinkbikerbot07: Probably. Leave him a message..
BomAway: Yeah,
its sorta bleh.
gunghoglider: And I don't want you to be upset.
gunghoglider: So I think we're both good. ^^
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *grimaces* *sip*
mrshmllowdreamzz: Me? Upset? *giggles* Yeah, I think you're right.
BomAway: Bee, how will we know you really upheld your end of the bargin?
Crush All Humanz: WE'LL JUST ASK NIGHTBIRD.
Crush All Humanz: *grin*
Crush All
Humanz: I
MEAN, I'M SURE SHE'D TELL US.
bumblebeecar07: My word as an Autobot?
gunghoglider: *grins* So, should we tell everyone we're together now, or just let them figure it out?
Crush All Humanz: *snerk.*
BomAway: Ha!
bumblebeecar07: Ha?
Crush All Humanz: HA HA.
Crush All Humanz: THE WORD OF AN AUTOBOT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE ANY MORE, REMEMBER? NO WAR.
Crush All Humanz: *smug*
mrshmllowdreamzz: *she grinned up at him* What do you think? Sometime ssurprise is fun...
pinkbikerbot07 has left the room.
LordBigMegs: *enters*
bumblebeecar07: I'm still an Autobot
BomAway: You wouldn't take my word as a Decepticon.
Crush All Humanz: *siiiip*
Crush All Humanz: *is frowning at Nightbird* .....SLAG, I NEED TO PUSH HER BACK SOME TIME TONIGHT.....
Crush All Humanz: *is paying no attention to the fact that
Megatron's shown up XD*
LordBigMegs: *looks around, taking in the scene, frown gradually
deepening*
Crush All Humanz: *sighs* SLAGGIT. *staands and - oshi*
UH. HI, MEGATRON. *brightly! :D NOTHING WRONG HERE*
LordBigMegs: ......
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *looks up but says nothing* *sip...*
bumblebeecar07: UhIhavetogoguysIthinkTCneedsmebye
LordBigMegs: ....is that so.
bumblebeecar07: *flee*
Crush All Humanz: *would try to sidestep and hide the medbay bed but he's not THAT big.*
Crush All Humanz: UH. LEFT A MESSAGE FOR YOU ON THE
JOURNALS. *sheeepish*
LordBigMegs: *pauses to access*
LordBigMegs: ...you could've just commed me.
Crush All Humanz: ....I, UH. WASN'T SURE WHAT YOU WERE
DOING.
LordBigMegs: *stares at Crusher*
LordBigMegs: I hate surprises.
LordBigMegs: ....
BomAway: He didn't want to interrupt you if you were busy, my Lord.
Crush All Humanz: *innocently* THERE'S NO SURPRISE HERE.
LordBigMegs: Since when did you all become polite?
BomAway: I've always been polite to you, my Lord.
Crush All Humanz: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN POLITE!
Crush All Humanz: *doesn't matter that that's a lie*
LordBigMegs: Other than the fact there's a drunken, passed out
human robot chained to a...table?
LordBigMegs: Or something...?
Crush All Humanz: .....BED.
Crush All Humanz: THE SAME ONE FROM THE MEDBAY.
Crush All Humanz: I'M NO GOOD AT TYING THINGS DOWN.
LordBigMegs: *facepalms*
Crush All Humanz: DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU KNOW, RISK HER
ESCAPING.
LordBigMegs: Indeed. Considerate of you.
BomAway: *has his "I had nothing to do with
this" face on*
LordBigMegs: Exactly what were you doing?
Crush All Humanz: .....UH.
Crush All Humanz: WELL.
BomAway: *drifts away*
LordBigMegs: *crosses arms*
LordBigMegs: *has his no nonsense face on*
LordBigMegs: Divebomb?
Crush All Humanz: WE WEREN'T BORED OR ANYTHING. ARCEE AND
I SIMPLY... UH. THOUGHT WE SHOULD CONSIDER NEW INTERROGATION METHODS.
LordBigMegs: Where are you going?
BomAway: Yes, my Lord?
BomAway: To
the bar, to get more Energon. Would you like some?
LordBigMegs: Yes.
LordBigMegs: A lot.
LordBigMegs: I think I'm going to need it.
BomAway: Yes, Lord Megatron.
BomAway: *scurries over to get the Energon*
LordBigMegs: *looks back at Crusher*
LordBigMegs: So...what did you find out?
Crush All Humanz: SECTOR SEVEN IS STILL OPERATIONAL, IN
SOME WAY.
LordBigMegs: ...oh? How so?
Crush All Humanz: THEY CONTACTED HER AFTER WE CAPTURED
HER, ASKING FOR STATUS AND LOCATION. ONCE SHE TOLD THEM SHE WAS UNABLE TO
ESCAPE, THEY CUT CONTACT.
LordBigMegs: ...contacted her?
LordBigMegs: They managed to bypass the Hamsterdance?
LordBigMegs: *really frowning now*
Crush All Humanz: *holds up hands* THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
LordBigMegs: ...hn.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *lets other people do the talking. Keeping his silence means Megatron's attention probably won't be drawn to him, therefore lowering the risk of being asked questions* *sips....*
BomAway: *comes back and hands Megatron a cube,
carrying himself one*
LordBigMegs: Blackout told me some things about the abomination....
LordBigMegs: *totally thinks Nighbird is a horrible, horrible
thing*
Crush All Humanz: *teethgrit* MM. *fails to mention how
she had quite the bit to say about Blackout, as that's ttly not important*
LordBigMegs: ...his intel says not a word out of her mouth can be
trusted. In fact, he says he's certain it's a lie.
LordBigMegs: *takes cube and drinks it almost gone*
Crush All Humanz: I HARDLY BELIEVE SHE COULD LIE AFTER...
UH, WHAT WE DID.
LordBigMegs: *arches optic ridge* What did you do?
Crush All Humanz: ......gotherwasted.
Crush All Humanz: *shiftshift*
LordBigMegs: ..........
LordBigMegs: ........................
LordBigMegs: ......................................
LordBigMegs: *drinks the rest of the cube down*
Crush All Humanz: *nods* KINDA LIKE THAT.
LordBigMegs: *goes for another*
BomAway: *hands it over*
LordBigMegs: ...and?
LordBigMegs: What else did you learn?
BomAway: *sip*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *attempts to suppress a snicker*
Crush All Humanz: .........
LordBigMegs: *narrows optics*
BomAway: *dryly* She's attracted to Blackout and Crusher, sir.
Crush All Humanz: .................
Crush All Humanz: *awwwwkward.*
LordBigMegs: *blinks*
LordBigMegs: ...a threesome?
BomAway: *totally monotoned and straight faced*
BomAway: *laughing on the inside*
Crush All Humanz: .............YEEAH, SHE WAS A LITTLE TOO INTENT ON TRYING TO BYPASS THE WHOLE "NO" THING.
BomAway: It would seem she would like it, sir.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *cough that sounds suspiciously like stifled laughter*
Crush All Humanz: *death glare at astro*
BomAway: *private comm to Astro*
BomAway: :AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHA!::
LordBigMegs: ......anyway..... *is disturbed*
LordBigMegs: ....is that all you learned?
LordBigMegs: *takes another loooooong drink. Really needs some of
Blackout's brew now*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *that's not helping with the trying-not-to-crack-up-while-Megs-is-here thing, Divebomb... XP*
Crush All Humanz: ..........I WAS KIND OF BLINDSIDED BY THE WHOLE "ENAMORED" THING. DIDN'T REALLY GET MUCH ELSE.
Crush All Humanz: PROBABLY WOULD IF I DID IT AGAIN....
*thoughtfully* PROBABLY NEED BUMBLEBEE HERE AGAIN....
LordBigMegs: *slowly offlines optics. is obviously counting to
himself*
LordBigMegs: Bumblebee?
LordBigMegs: Why?
Crush All Humanz: ....*brightly* OH, YEAH. IT WAS EASY TO GET HER TO WANT TO TALK, ONCE SHE GOT WHAT SHE WANTED.
Crush All Humanz: AND SINCE SHE WAS PLASTERED, SHE DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE.
BomAway: *slowly backs out of backhand range*
Crush All Humanz: SO INSTEAD SHE JUST ASKED FOR HIM TO KISS HER.
Crush All Humanz: *coughandotherthingscough*
LordBigMegs: *Look on his face is indescribable*
Crush All Humanz: MAKES IT EASIER TO MEET DEMANDS WHEN ALL
THEY WANT IS THE SLAGGING YELLOW AFTED MORON, Y'KNOW?
LordBigMegs: And TC was ok with this?
Crush All Humanz: .........
BomAway: Bee was.
Crush All Humanz: *innocently* I'M NOT SURE.
Crush All Humanz: I MEAN, I DON'T KEEP TABS ON BUMBLEBEE'S
PRIVATE COMMUNICATIONS.
LordBigMegs: Hn...not my business. *shrugs*
LordBigMegs: So, Bonecrusher....
Crush All Humanz: ......*gulp.* YES, SIR?
LordBigMegs: In your expert interrogators opinion, what should we
do with this....thing.... *gestures*
Crush All Humanz: ........
LordBigMegs: *is waiting expectantly*
Crush All Humanz: *looks at nightbird for a long moment* .......I'M NOT SURE I'M QUITE QUALIFIED TO GIVE YOU ANY.... BUT. I WOULDN'T TAKE HER OUT NOW.
Crush All Humanz: ......SHE'S STILL GOT PLENTY MORE TO
TALK ABOUT.
LordBigMegs: ...
Crush All Humanz: DRUNKS ARE JUST EASILY DISTRACTED.
LordBigMegs: Perhaps I should have Vortex take her then...
LordBigMegs: The faster we get info from her, the better.
Crush All Humanz: ........I DON'T REALLY THINK BEATING THE SLAG OUT OF HER IS GOING TO GET ANY USEFUL INFORMATION.
Crush All Humanz: *looks at Megatron* ....QUITE HONESTLY?
THE MORE COMFORTABLE SHE IS, THE MORE LIKELY SHE'S GOING TO TALK.
LordBigMegs: If we stripped her processor and downloaded
information? Would that work?
LordBigMegs: .....
LordBigMegs: You aren't...fond of her, are you?
Crush All Humanz: SLAG NO.
BomAway: I could try the torture method if you want, sir.
Crush All Humanz: IF YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH THE EFFORT OF
TORTURING HER, OR STRIPPING HER PROCESSORS BARE, BE MY GUEST.
LordBigMegs: *looks over his shoulder at Divebomb as he moves
closer to the table*
LordBigMegs: ....
Crush All Humanz: BUT AT LEAST THIS WAY IS ENTERTAINING AND RELATIVELY LESS TIME CONSUMING.
BomAway: *waits expectantly*
BomAway: Oh, the torture will be entertaining.
BomAway: Just not to her.
LordBigMegs: Someone told me tonight, something I'd forgotten
about myself.....
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *sip...*
LordBigMegs: *is staring down at Nighbird*
BomAway: *sip*
LordBigMegs: ....my job as Lord Protector so long ago was to find
threats to our race and end them.
LordBigMegs: ...as of late, I haven't been doing a very good job.
*drinks*
BomAway: Wasn't pre-emptively finding and destroying potential threats part of our mission as Decepticons?
BomAway: By which I mean, wiping on inferior
species who could one day possibly threaten us.
LordBigMegs: Indeed, it was.
BomAway: *out
BomAway: Heh.
LordBigMegs: Not so much genocide, Divebomb...
Crush All Humanz: *shakes his head*
LordBigMegs: *looks back down at Nighbird*
LordBigMegs: She's a threat...but...*sighs*
BomAway: Say the word and I'll get as much
information as I can out of her.
LordBigMegs: *shakes head*
LordBigMegs: It's also my duty to make choices. Hard ones that
even I don't agree with sometimes. So no...your skills aren't required,
Divebomb.
BomAway: Yes, my Lord.
BomAway: *looks vaugely dissapointed*
LordBigMegs: As much as I personally would like to wipe her from
existance...Bonecrusher is correct...and has had far more results than any of
us have had.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *sips*
LordBigMegs: *drinks again, looking somber*
Crush All Humanz: *hides the fact that he's utterly
shocked anyone would call him "right" about anything pretty well*
LordBigMegs: *looks unhappy, more so than usual* Bonecrusher?
Crush All Humanz: .....UH. YES, SIR...?
LordBigMegs: Short of releasing her, she's your charge. You seem
to be good at picking up and caring for strays.
Crush All Humanz: *inward groan, greaaat*
Crush All Humanz: ....RIGHT.
Crush All Humanz: *is going to have to open up his own
slagging base, at this rate*
LordBigMegs: ...and the next time you get bored and decide to make
nice with prisoners, comm me. If I'm busy, I'll let you know.
Crush All Humanz: *wince* .....I WASN'T ATTEMPTING TO MAKE
NICE WITH ANYBODY. IT WAS MOSTLY ARCEE'S IDEA.
BomAway: Ah, Arcee...
Crush All Humanz: *look how quickly he shifts the blame
onto others!*
LordBigMegs: *drinks again* Of course...
BomAway: Acting more and more like a 'Con every day. So proud of her.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *nods approvingly in agreement* *sips*
LordBigMegs: You let a pink autobot femme push you around. You have gone soft, haven't you?
Crush All Humanz: NOT GONNA BE PINK FOREVER. AND BELIEVE ME, IT'S NOT A CASE OF ME GOING SOFT.
BomAway: She's going to become black with dark pink highlights.
Crush All Humanz: JUST ASK THOSE TWO. *vague gesture to
Divebomb and Astro*
LordBigMegs: I hope not.
BomAway: Should look very nice.
LordBigMegs: ...
LordBigMegs: Really?
BomAway: *nods*
Crush All Humanz: SHE WAS GOING TO DO BLACK. *makes a
face*
LordBigMegs: Everyone is getting upgrades....
Crush All Humanz: *hides said face once he realizes he's making a face*
BomAway: Bee made her not go straight black.
BomAway: Besides, all black is a bit depressing.
LordBigMegs: *frowns at Bonecrusher, then shakes his head again*
BomAway: Anyway. Point is, she's acting more like a 'Con these days.
Crush All Humanz: *refuses to believe that he's the gay
best friend. REFUSES IT.*
LordBigMegs: ...black is depress...*looks down at his dark colors*
LordBigMegs: *drinks*
BomAway: You're a nice greyish, sir.
Crush All Humanz: ........*suddenly gets the image of
Megatron in all pink. SNERKS and hides it in his cube*
LordBigMegs: *narrows optics*
Crush All Humanz: *drinkdrinkdrink*
LordBigMegs: ...maybe its time I get some upgrades as well.
BomAway: *extends his wings and stretches*
BomAway: What are you thinking of, sir?
Crush All Humanz: .......THAT REMINDS ME. *looking around* ARE WE SURE NO ONE'S SEEN A SIX TON CHESTPLATE LYING AROUND?
BomAway: Quite.
Crush All Humanz: JUST ON THE OFF-HAND IT SHOWED UP AGAIN.
LordBigMegs: ...I think I would've noticed something like that...
Sp4c3 P1r4te: Still can't say I've seen it, no.
LordBigMegs: Weapons, Divebomb.
LordBigMegs: Big ones.
Crush All Humanz: *sighs* I REALLY AM GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A NEW ONE... *crosses arms - YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S GOT NO CHESTPLATE.*
Crush All Humanz: ....WEAPONS ARE ALWAYS A GOOD ADDITION.
*nod*
LordBigMegs: *has been politely trying not to notice*
LordBigMegs: *silently drinks, looking grim*
BomAway: Weapons are always good.
Crush All Humanz: *obviously doesn't give a slag, or else he wouldn't have tried to fix his armor in the common room in the first place*
BomAway: Although I could use some more ranged firepower myself.
BomAway: Then again, I prefer getting up close
and personal.
LordBigMegs: *nods at that*
LordBigMegs: ...but some enemies can't be fought that way.........
BomAway: Indeed.
BomAway: More's the pity.
Crush All Humanz: THEN YOU JUST BLOW THEM UP AT A
DISTANCE. *shrug* KA-BOOM.
LordBigMegs: Exactly.
BomAway: Explosions aren't as fun as slicing and dicing.
LordBigMegs: It's the Kaboom I need more of....
Crush All Humanz: NO, BUT THEY SURE ARE AWESOME LOOKING.
BomAway: I would think the fusion cannon is big
enough.
LordBigMegs: ....
LordBigMegs: Not for this. *mumbles*
Crush All Humanz: ........*raises an optic ridge, siiiip*
Crush All Humanz: *shrugs, not his problem*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ... *risks a question* Not for what?
LordBigMegs: *shrugs and drinks*
LordBigMegs: Nothing important, really.
BomAway: *bows*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *nods slowly* *shrugs and sips again*
BomAway: I must bid you all good night.
LordBigMegs: Recharge well.
BomAway: Thank you, sir. The same to you.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *waves* See ya round.
BomAway: *and heads for the exit*
BomAway: *waving at Astro*
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ::And thanks for the videos.::
LordBigMegs: ....did anyone find Scorponok?
BomAway: ::We'll put them on loop and put them up in the common room some day...::
BomAway: *turns*
BomAway: I did.
BomAway: Dug him out and brought him in.
LordBigMegs: Ah, ok.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: ::*agrees* Sounds good to me.::
LordBigMegs: ......
Sp4c3 P1r4te: He was in here earlier looking for a medic.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: Lost more of his tail again somehow.
BomAway: He was digging around outside and his tunnels caved in on him.
BomAway: Silly drone. *sigh*
LordBigMegs: *flexes hand* Medics were scarce tonight....
BomAway: *and scurries*
Crush All
Humanz: ......*grumbles,
ka-flop back into his seat - grumbles again at Nightbird, siiiip.*
LordBigMegs: *looks back* So what else did you learn of her?
Anything?
Crush All Humanz: *snorts* SHE HAS THE WEIRDEST TASTES IN MECHS. *deadpan*
Crush All Humanz: SHE ALSO WANTS TO PAINT BUMBLEBEE....
WITH POLKADOTS, FOR SOME REASON.
LordBigMegs: Obviously.
LordBigMegs: ....
LordBigMegs: Earth is affecting her too...
Sp4c3 P1r4te: And fuschia hearts. Don't forget the fushia
hearts.
LordBigMegs: I hate this planet.
Crush All Humanz: YOU ME BOTH.
LordBigMegs: I want to go home...
LordBigMegs: Unfortunately, I destroyed it.
LordBigMegs: ...and then it turned into a God.
LordBigMegs: Who painted himself pink.
Sp4c3 P1r4te: *sighs* *heads back to the couch now that the excitement surrounding Nightbird is over and flops there*
Crush All Humanz: ........*shrug*
LordBigMegs: And watches bewitching human television programs.
Crush All Humanz: ......ON THE SUBJECT OF GODS. WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. NOT ON SUBJECT.
Crush All Humanz: COMPLETELY OFF SUBJECT.
Crush All Humanz: I THINK WE NEED TO SEPERATE FIREFLIGHT AND STARSCREAM.
Crush All Humanz: *siiiip.*
LordBigMegs: Oh?
LordBigMegs: What has he done now?
Crush All Humanz: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WALKED IN ON TODAY?
LordBigMegs: I think he'd be preoccupied as of late.
LordBigMegs: What?
Crush All Humanz: I WALKED IN ON FIREFLIGHT ARGUING. WITH
BUMBLEBEE AND HOUND. ABOUT WHAT WAS BETTER, FLYING OR DRIVING.
LordBigMegs: ........
LordBigMegs: That's a stupid argument.
Crush All Humanz: YOU'RE TELLING ME.
LordBigMegs: And Starscream fits in how?
Crush All Humanz: EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S AN OPINION AND THEREFORE THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG. *siiip*
Crush All Humanz: HE WAS ARGUING TOO.
LordBigMegs: When doesn't he?
Crush All Humanz: HE CALLED US INFERIOR AND ASKED IF
FIREFLIGHT WAS GOING TO FOLLOW HIM AND LEAVE US INFERIORS ALONE.
LordBigMegs: ....
LordBigMegs: And this bothered you, why?
Crush All Humanz: BECAUSE.... *shrug* FIREFLIGHT WAS BITCHING, WHINING, AND TRIED TO ESCAPE THE CONVERSATION ONCE HE REALIZED HE WOULDN'T WIN IT.
Crush All Humanz: ALMOST PRECISELY LIKE STARSCREAM.
Crush All Humanz: OH, AND HE SAID STARSCREAM WAS NICE.
LordBigMegs: You know how Starscream is....
LordBigMegs: ....hn.
Crush All Humanz: WHICH IS KIND OF CREEPY.
Crush All Humanz: I MEAN, HE SAYS THAT ABOUT A LOT OF
MECHS, BUT THIS IS STARSCREAM.
LordBigMegs: *nods*
Crush All Humanz: IT KIND OF WEIRDED ME OUT. AND WITH ALL
THE CRAP HE'S BEEN DEALING WITH? IT SEEMS LIKE A BAD IDEA TO LET HIM HANG
AROUND SOMEONE SO... *makes a face*
LordBigMegs: He's not my second because of his diplomacy...
*drinks, thoughtful*
LordBigMegs: ....I'll speak with him.
LordBigMegs: Fireflight....
LordBigMegs: *no way in hell he's going near Screamer until he's
reformatted*
Crush All Humanz: IT WAS JUST... KIND OF ODD. SEEING HIM
GET INTO SUCH A PETTY ARGUMENT.
LordBigMegs: He's under a lot of stress....
LordBigMegs: Unicron...the Fallen....
LordBigMegs: We all are.
Crush All Humanz: HM.
Crush All Humanz: *silent, thinking, siiip.*
Crush All Humanz: ..........*shudders* I SUDDENLY FELT THE
PUREST LOATHING. THAT WAS WEIRD. *doesn't know that Genki HATES UNICRON SO MUCH
OMG.*
LordBigMegs: ...welcome to my world. Happens all the time.
*drinks*
Crush All Humanz: ....I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IT'S MY WORLD
THAT'S FILLED WITH ALL THE HATE, MEGATRON.
LordBigMegs: ....true. *salutes*
LordBigMegs: *drinks*
LordBigMegs: ...mine is the one filled with corpses.
Crush All Humanz: *shrugs* HATE, CORPSES, WHATEVER GETS THE JOB DONE.
Crush All Humanz: .....I'M WONDERING WHICH ONE WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME, AT THIS POINT.
LordBigMegs: One what?
LordBigMegs: Hate or corpses?
Crush All Humanz: MM.
Crush All Humanz: *siiip*
LordBigMegs: *finishes cube, gets another*
LordBigMegs: Why not both...?
Crush All Humanz: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T REALLY HATE THE DEAD.
LordBigMegs: *is getting a little buzzed...he's such a
lightwieght*
LordBigMegs: Sure you can.
LordBigMegs: Sentinel Prime. He's dead.
Crush All Humanz: *shrugs* IT'S TOO TIME CONSUMING. I
MEAN, HONESTLY? IT'S FAR MORE PRODUCTIVE HATING LIVING THINGS.
LordBigMegs: I hate his slagging processor.
LordBigMegs: If I could, I'd drag him back from the matrix and
slag him all over again--for fun.
LordBigMegs: *drinks*
Crush All Humanz: *siiiip* BUT YOU CAN'T, SO IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. I TEND TO TOSS USELESS PEOPLE OUT OF MY SPECTRUM. MAKES IT EASIER.
Crush All Humanz: NOT THAT THIS PLACE MAKES ANYTHING EASY.
Crush All Humanz: *grumble*
LordBigMegs: ....you do have a point.
LordBigMegs: *sighs*
LordBigMegs: Two of them.
LordBigMegs: You're on a roll this evening.
Crush All Humanz: WHAT CAN I SAY.... I KNOW HOW TO HATE
EFFICIENTLY AND I LIKE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS.
LordBigMegs: I can appreciate that.
Crush All Humanz: ANYONE WHO HASN'T REALIZED THIS PLACE IS
INSANE AND PRONE TO CREATE DRAMA NEEDS TO GET THEIR PROCESSOR CHECKED.
LordBigMegs: Hn...drama is my middle name... *long drink*
Crush All Humanz: *snerks*
Crush All Humanz: AT LEAST YOU JUST DEAL WITH PRIME. THAT
DRAMA ENDS WITH FLOWERS AND HAPPY KITTENS OR WHATEVER IT IS. *chuckles* OR
CHAINS, SO I HEAR. *more to himself than anyone XD*
LordBigMegs: I think I could cope better if I got a vacation--one
that didn't end in slaggings, acid baths, or kidnappings....
LordBigMegs: .....?
Crush All Humanz: HM?
Crush All Humanz: *siiip*
LordBigMegs: *looking a little wide opticed*
LordBigMegs: ...what was that you said? I couldn't quite hear you.
Crush All Humanz: NOTHIN'. *siiip* JUST BABBLING TO
MYSELF.
LordBigMegs: ....*sip, frowning*
LordBigMegs: So, how did you lose your chestplate?
Crush All Humanz: ....IT WAS DENTED.
LordBigMegs: Oh?
Crush All Humanz: SO I TOOK IT OFF TO FIX IT. FIXED IT, STARTED WORKING ON SOMETHING ELSE....
Crush All Humanz: GOT DISTRACTED BY BLACKOUT, LOOKED AROUND AND POOF.
Crush All Humanz: GONE. SIX TONS JUST UPPED AND WALKED
AWAY.
LordBigMegs: Dented? You seem to have a lot of those these days.
Crush All Humanz: ....*drink* YE-AAAH.
LordBigMegs: Six tons of metal does not just get up and walk
away....well, unless it's one of us...
Crush All Humanz: I KNOW IT DOESN'T. BUT I WAS SITTING THERE THE WHOLE TIME.
Crush All Humanz: NO ONE TOOK IT, I WOULD'VE SEEN
'EM.
LordBigMegs: ......that is strange.
Crush All Humanz: *sigh* OH WELL, IT PROBABLY WOULD'VE
GOTTEN DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIRS EVENTUALLY....
LordBigMegs: Are you sure you weren't dreaming?
LordBigMegs: ..... *drinks*
Crush All Humanz: I'M STUPID, BUT I'M NOT COMPLETELY OUT
OF IT.
LordBigMegs: and I thought I was rough.... *quietly, into his
cube*
Crush All Humanz: *blink* WHAT WAS THAT?
LordBigMegs: *drink*
LordBigMegs: Nothing.
Crush All Humanz: *nods slowly* MM. EH. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.... I LIKED THAT PARTICULAR PIECE, BUT WHATEVER.
Crush All Humanz: I MIGHT HAVE A SPARE ON THE
NEMESIS... EH. I NEED TO GET AROUND TO THAT.... *grumblegrumble, siiip*
LordBigMegs: I'm sure it'll turn up. Six ton chest piece. Have you
checked Wheeljack's lab?
LordBigMegs: Or he boneyard out back?
Crush All Humanz: ....WHY AND WHAT?
LordBigMegs: There's a scrap heap out back....boneyard.
Crush All Humanz: NAH. I SHOULD, EVENTUALLY... BUT THAT
REQUIRES EFFORT.
LordBigMegs: And Wheeljacks lab. I'm sure he'd have some crazy use
for six tons of Cybertronian alloy.
Crush All Humanz: *shrug* IF HE STOLE IT, I'D JUST HAVE TO KILL HIM, WOULDN'T I?
Crush All Humanz: *siiip*
LordBigMegs: Wait until I get him to make me another doohicky, ok.
*drink*
Crush All Humanz: WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT, ANYWAYS? I
HEARD STARSCREAM SHREIKING BUT I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT.
LordBigMegs: ....hn.
LordBigMegs: I had an idea.
LordBigMegs: It was less than perfect, but satisfying...
LordBigMegs: I'll have to refine it, then try again. *drink*
Crush All Humanz: ANYTHING THAT HUMILIATES STARSCREAM IS A
GO. *nods sagely*
LordBigMegs: ...just don't go saying the word "it"
around him for a while.
Crush All Humanz: .....RIIIIIGHT.
Crush All Humanz: *siiiip, grumble* IF SOMEONE STOLE IT,
I'M GONNA KILL THEM.
LordBigMegs: Why would anyone steal it?
LordBigMegs: I mean...it's a custom piece....
LordBigMegs: Right?
Crush All Humanz: BECAUSE IT WAS THERE.
Crush All Humanz: OF COURSE IT WAS CUSTOM. I'M NOT
ABOUT TO JUST WEAR ANYTHING THAT'S LYING AROUND. *scoff*
LordBigMegs: Should we go look for it?
Crush All Humanz: *waves a hand* NOT WORTH THE TIME. I'M
TECHNICALLY ON GUARD DUTY. *points at Nightbird*
LordBigMegs: *had forgotten about her* ...yes, that.
Crush All Humanz: *sighs* IT'D BE A THOUSAND TIMES EASIER
TO JUST SLAG HER.
LordBigMegs: ....
LordBigMegs: Yes, it would. *drinks*
LordBigMegs: And not to long ago, I wouldn't have hesitated.
Crush All Humanz: UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO A HEART TO HEART,
I NOW REALIZE THAT "EASIER" IS NOT EQUAL TO "A GOOD IDEA".
LordBigMegs: Exactly.
Crush All Humanz: THESE SLAGGING AUTOBOTS ARE GETTING TO
ME, I SWEAR TO PRIMUS. *siiip*
LordBigMegs: *long drink* You? At least you're not sleeping with
one.
LordBigMegs: Not that I mind...
LordBigMegs: at all.
LordBigMegs: *drinks*
Crush All Humanz: *snort*
Crush All Humanz: WE KNOW, MEGATRON. WE KNOW.
Crush All Humanz: WE HEAR IT. PLENTY.
LordBigMegs: ...I never thought I'd hear those words come out of
my processor....
LordBigMegs: .......*chokes*
LordBigMegs: Well...
LordBigMegs: At least you don't have to SEE it.
Crush All Humanz: ....*looks at Megatron levelly* I SEEM
TO REMEMBER PRIME WALKING AROUND IN CHAINS?
LordBigMegs: *facepalms*
LordBigMegs: That wasn't my fault!
Crush All Humanz: *holds up a hand* I NEVER SAID IT WAS.
LordBigMegs: anditwassoworthitintheendanyway *drink*
Crush All Humanz: .......
LordBigMegs: Chains are one thing....
LordBigMegs: The middle of the common room, Bonecrusher? *looong
sip*
Crush All Humanz: ........
Crush All Humanz: THAT -
LordBigMegs: *smug*
Crush All Humanz: THAT WAS - ..... THAT WAS A VERY.... DIFFERENT SITUATION. IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.... TIME, SPACE CONTINUUM.
Crush All Humanz: COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
LordBigMegs: * has on his ORLY face *
Crush All Humanz: LIKE - ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LEVEL
OF JUST DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY THINK OF.
LordBigMegs: ....then perhaps you left your chestplate in that
space time continuum?
Crush All Humanz: .....
LordBigMegs: *drinks*
Crush All Humanz: .......I'M ALMOST PREPARED TO CONSIDER THAT.
Crush All Humanz: I MEAN, I WAS DRUNK BOTH TIMES....
*pondering*
LordBigMegs: ....
LordBigMegs: When you lost the chest armor?
Crush All Humanz: I THINK SO.
LordBigMegs: *slow blink*
Crush All Humanz: *contemplates* I'M PRETTY SURE I HAD AT
LEAST A FEW DRINKS BEFORE I REALIZED I NEEDED TO FIX IT.
LordBigMegs: ....
LordBigMegs: Fix it...right.
Crush All Humanz: IT WAS BROKEN!
Crush All Humanz: THE LATCHES! THEY WERE POPPED!
Crush All Humanz: I HAD TO DO SOMETHING, IT WAS REALLY
AGRAVATING.
LordBigMegs: *drinks more*
LordBigMegs: You should tell Blackout to be more careful...
Crush All Humanz: .......
Crush All Humanz: wastotallyworthit. *glug.*
LordBigMegs: Isn't it always *chugs too*
Crush All Humanz: BESIDES, TELLING HIM TO DO SOMETHING
ASSURES YOU THAT HE'S GOING TO DO THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE.
LordBigMegs: ...easy fix. Tell him to hurt you.
LordBigMegs: *megs has got a buzz going now*
Crush All Humanz: ....BUT THEN HE WILL.
LordBigMegs: You just said he'd do the opposite.
Crush All Humanz: AND AS MUCH AS HIS SADISTIC TENDENCIES ARE AMAZINGLY WELL PLAYED, I LIKE MY ARMS WHERE THEY ARE.
Crush All Humanz: THIS IS BLACKOUT. HE'S
INFURIATINGLY GOOD AT DOING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO DO AND THEN
DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASK WHEN YOU THINK HE WON'T.
LordBigMegs: He's always done exactly what I've told him. *has a
few cubes piled next to him now*
Crush All Humanz: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLLLLMIGHTY MEGATRON.
*saaarcasm. at this point, to say he was drunk would be... well, about right?
maybe a little understatement-y.*
LordBigMegs: Damn straight I am. *drinks*
LordBigMegs: ...but really, why not hurt him first then?
Crush All Humanz: *smirk* BELIEVE ME, I DO THAT ALL THE
TIME.
LordBigMegs: ...play the game his way...?
Crush All Humanz: ........*grumble* SOMETIMES NOT
INTENTIONALLY.
LordBigMegs: Accidents happen. *long drink*
Crush All Humanz: FAR TOO FREQUENTLY, IN MY CASE.
LordBigMegs: *chuckles*
Crush All Humanz: I'M SURE I'M MISSING SOME SORT OF
BRAIN-MOUTH FILTER.
LordBigMegs: Most Decepticons are made with out those.
LordBigMegs: *wry*
Crush All Humanz: YEAH, WELL, THAT'S A DEFECT. *grumble*
Crush All Humanz: I HATE DEFECTS.
Crush All Humanz: *glug*
LordBigMegs: Which explains why you hate us all. *drink*
Crush All Humanz: OF COURSE. *sigh* NO ONE SEEMS TO REMEMBER, I HATE EVERYTHING.
Crush All Humanz: IT'S ANNOYING AND I... *opticroll* HATE
IT.
LordBigMegs: ...you've been less hateful than usual. *sip*
Crush All Humanz: ........YEAH.
Crush All Humanz: I KNOW.
Crush All Humanz: *sourly*
LordBigMegs: Jeffery for example...
LordBigMegs: *for some reason can remember his name while drunk*
Crush All Humanz: .....I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE SLAG HE CAME INTO THIS WHOLE PICTURE OF HATING THINGS.
Crush All Humanz: *waves a hand* STUPID SLAGGING HUMAN.
LordBigMegs: He's in the picture because you obviously don't hate
him. Slag, you even rescued him...
Crush All Humanz: YEAH, I GET THAT. I'M STILL TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT WHY. *grumble* AT LEAST DEWBOT AND BLACKOUT MAKE SENSE.
Crush All Humanz: SLAG, EVEN ARCEE MAKES SENSE.
LordBigMegs: ...hn.
LordBigMegs: I suppose it makes as much sense as Prime and I.
*shrug*
LordBigMegs: I'm learning to just roll with things on this planet.
LordBigMegs: Most things, anyway...
Crush All Humanz: I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO GET PISSED
OFF ENOUGH TO BLOW THE PLACE UP. *hopeful* IS THAT COMING UP ANYTIME SOON?
LordBigMegs: *touched a nerve* I don't know. *quietly*
Crush All Humanz: *frowns* EH. IT'LL COME WHEN IT COMES. *siiiip* EITHER WAY, UNTIL THEN, JUST HAVE TO RELAX.
Crush All Humanz: *tips cube in Meg's direction* AS SO.
*and tosses it back*
LordBigMegs: *does the same --downs it*
((AND THEN SLEEP HAPPENED))