JazzBabySays: ... -shifts slightly, sleep beginning to fade as anything that had harbored his activity and ability to simply think have gone passed. he's still a bit lightheaded, and for some odd reason that he can't fathom yet he is...so hot, like his frame is being smelted. his eyes crack open into slits, taking in the light tinted room around him-
crush all humanz: *has been, pretty much the entire night,
keeping a look out on the other - only because he didn't want one of those
crazy scientist types to come steal him and dissect him, of course! - and his holo, being the only real process running at the moment,
shifts with the other, the mech himself not really noticing anything other than
a little movement where there was none before. he really doesn't want to say
anything, and so he keeps himself and his holo quiet,
just in case the other is going to go back to sleep - primus, let him go back
to sleep.*
JazzBabySays: -his vision is mostly
obstructed by something...squishy. he frowns slightly opening his eyes a bit
wider, trying to lean back in hopes of getting a better look at his position
and the place surrounding it. three familiar vertical scars are the first thing
he recognizes, then the holoform attached to them,
and...blinks slowly- ....what did we do last night Bonecrusher, and how much of
my energon was involved?
crush all humanz: *sighs and switches all vocal and audio
to his holo, knowing full well that his voice?
definitely not on the human hangover decable.* ....We
didn't do anything last night. Do you not remember anything? *refrains
from mentioning that half of said energon is gone; one dramatic reveal at a
time*
JazzBabySays: -just stares at him
blankly for a moment, beginning to wonder what the delay in information is all
about. ok - peanut butter and recall time! uuuuh was
on patrol. was not looking forward to patrol...cause of Firestar.
why him? oh right, either Primus hates him or Megatron was feeling remarkably
spiteful still about that whole aft situation, then there was...oh. slag. OH.
SLAG. OH SLAG OH SLAG OH SLAG. he gasps slightly as realization dawns, eyes now
open quite wide and his body shaking and oop! there's
the scream of horror as he looks down at his hands, this soft and fleshy
and not his hands. hot white electricity, then the cold pressure as
he was being moved, and then...the pain. the excruciating pain of being poked
and prodded and torn apart and violated and every single memory hits him
like a sledgehammer to the face. not one of his better days-
crush all humanz: *his holo
jerks a little as the mech himself shifts in alarm on the berth, before
allowing all of his resources to once again pour into his avatar - he grips
Blackout's shoulder's tightly, pulling him close and sliding his arms around
his upper back, keeping him pinned mostly because he doesn't want the other to
do something stupid, and secondly because honestly? he's got nothing. no idea
how to handle this kind of situation, whatsoever.* Blackout! Calm down! You
need to calm down now.
JazzBabySays: CALM DOWN? -he's
practically screeching, rather hysterical and pissed and handling this as
rather expected, as in he's not handling it well- I'M SOFT AND MEATY
AND BARELY SIX FEET TALL. WHY SHOULD I BE CALM ABOUT THIS? -is still
shaking, afraid to move and feel the sensation of muscles sliding and skin
pulling and being unable to hear the sounds of metal grating that was him-
crush all humanz: Because if you don't calm down, more
mechs are going to come to investigate and do you
really want an audience for this?! *shakes him a little, growling* If
you don't calm down I'm going to have to restrain you more than I already am
and I would hate to do that when you're unwilling and squishy, so do us both
the favor and at least stop screaming!
JazzBabySays: -his breath hitches and hickups as he actually considers the other's words and
attempts to get himself under control. it's a lot harder than he thought it
would be considering humans don't have a cap or filter for these kinds of
things. his hands still shake from the overbearing emotions, hands fisting in
the others shirt as he rests his forhead against the
other's collarbone, trying to take in deep. calming. breathes. must be
calm. must be one with the universe-
crush all humanz: *his holo
slides a hand along the other's back, as comforting as he can get considering
he has no idea what he's doing, other than what he's seen in squishy-movies and
what last-minute Google searches can tell him - his other hand moves to pet his
hair, smoothing it back and thank Primus his holo
isn't showing how much he himself is shaking, really, that would be bad.*
Shh. We're going to fix this, okay? I can tell you what I remember from last
night, when that old guy came in - I don't know his name, I'm sorry - and
looked you over. Do... *searches Google, looking up anything/everything at this
point* ...You're going to need something to drink. And food. But we'll worry
about that in a minute.
JazzBabySays: -his entire body
flinches at the mention of nurishment. this new...it
would be more demanding than he's used to. he would need food and water
now...along with more rechar-sleep, and
clothes, and to remember to breathe and learn how to walk on spindly legs, not
to mention he has to worry about getting sick (though it seems he already has a
fever, slag!) or being easily hurt, which only got him to thinking how there'd
be no more energon, no more flying...always stuck in this single, lowly form.
without his knowing it something wet slips down his cheek, causing him to start
and reach up a shaky hand to feel what it is-
crush all humanz: *can't really feel it - he's kept
the stupid holo running all night, half of his
sensors need to rest as it is - but he sees it nonetheless, and honestly? he
almost envies slagging Blackout because at least he gets something to do
other than hold and hope that's enough. he lowers his vocals down to the
closest equivilent of a whisper as he can manage-*
We're going to fix this, Blackout. I promise. We're going to fix it and
kill every single slagging one of them.
JazzBabySays: -upon recognizing what
it is he roughly brushes it away with his palm, scrubbing at his eye in a weak
attempt, as if trying to block the flow of tears but they won't stop.
like a broken dam they flow out, smearing across his face and his hand-
I...where's my...
crush all humanz: *his holo
heaves a sigh for him, leaning back and half-heartedly trying to help, brushing
the tears away with a thumb even as more follow* I... I don't know. Just...
it's okay. *smirks weakly, trying to joke-* It's not like I'm gonna say
anything to anyone. You'd kick my ass for it.
JazzBabySays: -he stares at him
through the veil of thick lashes and tears, hating every moment his
vision is blurred but unable to do much about it right now. so like most things
that displease him he just...shuns it, ignoring them and leaning into the
other's touch. if anything his holo is far cooler in tempurature than he is right now and...it just feels good-
...
crush all humanz: *he has no idea what to do - this isn't
something he's good at! there's no basic training on organics, much less mechs-turned-organic - he's using the internet for
crying out loud! But the other isn't yelling anymore, there's no screaming, and
he seems okay, so...* Look... I don't know what to do for you, but... I'm doing
everything I can. *...and he keeps running his thumb over his cheekbone,
unwillingly enthralled by the whole thing - this is sick, it's wrong,
but... he would never admit it to anyone ever, but while the
process eludes him, the end result is still... amazing. he lets his eyes
wander, taking in the facial features, scanning everything so that he can
actually think about it properly, instead of half-hazily like now, wondering
about how everything must feel.*
JazzBabySays: -reaches up a hand,
grasping the other's hand in his just enough that he can still feel it against
his face. it's...smoother than it should be and cool, but...it's solid. it's
real. it's there. for now...that's enough. closing his eyes he
releases a sigh, and though it's not strong it indicates he's not as frantic as
he was before- ...thank you... -he pauses, considering, looking back at him
curiously- ...have you been up all this time?
crush all humanz: ....*the holo
gives a little shrug* I figured it'd be easier for you if you didn't wake up
alone.
JazzBabySays: -reaches out with his
free hand, mimicing him by resting his hand against
the other's own cheek- You're going to drain yourself dry at this rate. Go
ahead and rest, I'll.....manage.
crush all humanz: *sigh* I really can't. *his holo doesn't look away, but his mech form does, turning to
look at the door as if it'd open up at any moment* Starscream wanted to see
you, when you woke up. And... *now even his holo
shifts a bit out of his own nervousness* I think the Lennox-femme is coming
around sometime soon.
JazzBabySays: ......what.
crush all humanz: .....*more uncomfortable shifting* I
think it was Ironhide's idea. But she's.... uh. She's bringing some things.
JazzBabySays: ....-eyetick-
JazzBabySays: -yeah, I'm thinking he's
getting back to himself-
crush all humanz: *so are we on this end, because his holo is loosening it's grip on him pretty quickly*
crush all humanz: It's not like we have tons of stuff for
you here.... *weakly*
JazzBabySays: INTERNET. ORDERING. EVER
THINK OF THAT? -snaps, trying to sit up but fever + blanket = not so well
at coordination- Sweet Primus above, of all the meatsacks
in the world to ask for help why did it have to be her? For the love of
the Matrix couldn't you have contacted anyone else? That floozy seeing the Nitwicky meatsack for instance -
Pit - even the Nitwicky in question would be
far better!
crush all humanz: *sighs a little exasperatedly, even if
on the inside he's totally amped because HEY, thaaaat's the Blackout he knows~* Believe me, the
Lennox-femme is more tolerable than that slagging... And besides. I hardly
think that any of the other humans around have clothes that would fit you.
You're not exactly - *...oh, hey, yeah, hospital gown. BAD BONECRUSHER, he
mentally shouts and stops eyeballin' the squishy in
question* You're not exactly dressed in something I think you'd want to wander
around in. And her husband is, basically, around your build.
JazzBabySays: .......I refuse to wear
anything that's been in contact with the Captain. I would sooner burn it
than put it on. -is srs, and it's not like he's
obviously all that concerned about his appearance if the way he barely manages
to keep everything of himself covered is any indication-
crush all humanz: *groans a little* You're impossible! Get
over it, just this once, all right? It's either that, or.... Either that or you
wear the femme's stuff! And honestly? I don't think a dress would suit
you. *deadpan*
JazzBabySays: ....................
JazzBabySays: Fine. But only temporarily.
Until I find something far more suitable.
crush all humanz: *relieved* Thank you. Honestly,
can't you just not be slaggin' picky for....
*okay, okay, calming thoughts* She's bringing food and alcohol, too. Real food
- *waves a hand at the mminifridge Jeff had so
lovingly installed in his room* - not like snacks and fruit..... Speaking of.
There's water in there, too... *thoughtful now, eyeing the minifridge
because to him, it's not particularly a clean place to be. okay, so it's not
THAT dirty, but... well.*
JazzBabySays: ...see, and this is my
dilemma. Risk getting food poisoning from Jeff's more than likely contaminated
goods or possibly be poisoned by the mate of my enemy. Which lesser evil do you
think I should partake in, hm?
crush all humanz: ....*shrugs a little helplessly* I think
the Lennox woman wouldn't let her husband poison anything. And she's just as
pissed about this as the rest of us. *eyes the minifrige
again* ....Jeff said there was fruit in there. *obviously doesn't believe that*
JazzBabySays: Did he mention how long
it's been in there? -scowls, not even thinking about moving until-...grooowl. bewildered, he looks down to the area of
his stomach as it releases another rather loud protest-
crush all humanz: *his holo lets
go of the other, shifting a bit against the makeshift pillow/blanket bed* I
don't think it really matters, but if it's growing any white or green fuzz,
chances are it's not good. You need to eat, though.
JazzBabySays: ....-mutters something
about how he's going to murder everyone involved in his alteration for every
bite of food he must take and how he's detesting every moment of this,
struggling a moment to get situated enough to just reach the fridge
before wrenching it open, eyeing its contents with disgust- ....how does that
sack of organs function with this pathetic excuse for a diet?
crush all humanz: *shrugs helplessly* I don't think Jeff
is the pinnacle of human dietary advancements, to be honest. *refrains from
stating that he does, however, think that Sarah Lennox knows what the
hell she's doing when it comes to food, for the sake of the argument*
JazzBabySays: -mumbles some other
choice comments about a certain male human who should be dead under his own
power before snagging he nearest not-looking-rotten piece of food in reach. he
didn't recognize a lot of what was there, but the banana he did. he even knew
he was meant to peel it first, though don't ask him how he knows...-
crush all humanz: *his holo is
getting more and more comfortable, leaning back on an elbow to watch the other
- Bonecrusher might not be exactly apt at hhelping out humans, but he knows how
to mimic things pretty damned well, considering* ..... *he doesn't really want
to say anything - besides, he's more enthralled in the other actually eating
to think to say something witty or hole-digging at the moment*
JazzBabySays: -eyes it warily one last
time before taking a tentative bite, swishing it around in his mouth a moment
with a guarded look on his face...before swallowing it, a rather surprised look
on his face. it...the taste...it tastes...wow. now it's really clear to
him now why they engourge themselves so much-
It's...not bad, actually...-admits rather reluctantly, taking a larger bite
this time-
crush all humanz: *his holo
raises an eyebrow, shifting a bit to look closer at the food and Blackout*
....What's it taste like? Does it taste like anything? *oh, how cute, he's all
interested!*
JazzBabySays: -is already almost
finished with it, unable to believe he's enjoying it this much but not caring
all that much- It's...it's...-it's hard to describe, considering it's not like
they have much of an equivilant to compare it to-
Rather sweet...
crush all humanz: *leans forward a bit more, now pushing
himself up with his hands* Sweet? *frowns* It looks bland. *makes a face*
JazzBabySays: -pops in the last piece,
going so far as to even lick the fingers clean that had touched it- Somehow it
is though... The texture is...somewhat soft and smooth like that, but the...the
sheer essence of taste makes up for it.
crush all humanz: *can't help but let a dorky grin cross
his holo's face at the other* So. Not rotten, then,
huh?
JazzBabySays: If that's what it's like
rotten...-muses, letting the comment hang before tossing the peel...wherever.
the area is a sty anyway, so it's not like it'll be out of place-
crush all humanz: ......*glares flatly at Blackout*
crush all humanz: ....Thanks. My room was missing organic waste.
crush all humanz: I have the full collection now.
JazzBabySays: No problem, it needed
the improvement.
crush all humanz: *blink*
crush all humanz: .....You just cracked a joke. Obviously,
either food is wonderfully good for you, or it was rotten and you're
about to go mad.
JazzBabySays: .........
JazzBabySays: -gives him a dark
look-
crush all humanz: *winces*
crush all humanz: Sorry.
crush all humanz: *yeaaah, okay,
well, at least he's not freaking out to the point of not being able to dig
holes anymore, right?*
JazzBabySays: -snorts, crossing his
arms over his chest- Anything else you think I need to do or can I
report into Starscream now? -not like he sounds happy about either option,
but...-
crush all humanz: ......
crush all humanz: ......*looks defeatedly
at the blankets* Nah. You want me to come with you, or would you rather go by
yourself?
JazzBabySays: I can manage it just fine.
Lennoxwife: -timid knock on the door- Bonecrusher?
Lennoxwife: I hope I got the room right...
crush all humanz: *grumbles at the knock, holo shifting to look around at the door. BAD IDEA that
this might be -* GIMMIE A SECOND - *aaand his holo looks at Blackout
warily* ....Don't attack them first thing, at least...?
JazzBabySays: ....I make no promises.
crush all humanz: *sigh. oh well. he gets off his berth and stomps over to the door, unlocking it and letting it open before stepping back so the humans can actually come in*
crush all humanz: *and is still grumbling, of course.*
Lennoxwife: -walks
in, carrying a box and two bags- Hi.
JazzBabySays: -doesn't even get up for them-
capt lennox: -quickly follows with Anna in his arms-
Lennoxwife: -turns to Will- Don't forget the cooler, hon.
crush all humanz: *oh, slag, the baby. oh well.... his
mech points to Blackout and his own holo, both in the
corner in Jeff's makeshift pillow/blanket bed. The holo
nods in greeting*
JazzBabySays: -as if it wasn't going to be interesting
enough without the 'bundle of joy'...scowls-
Lennoxwife: -follows the finger and stares at Blackout for a moment before squaring her shoulders and going over to him-
Lennoxwife: I...brought you some clothes and a few other things you'll need, until...this gets fixed.
Lennoxwife: -sets
the stuff down and smiles-
capt lennox: -eyes glance in Blackout's direction- Jesus...
JazzBabySays: .....-just stares blankly at her for a
long moment, before slowly trailing his eyes down to the items. completely
ignoring the Captain-
JazzBabySays: -is obviously such a happy camper today
:-D-
capt lennox: You look like crap.
JazzBabySays: And you're as eloquant
as ever.
JazzBabySays: -not so able to ignore him, I guess-
Lennoxwife: Will! -glares-
crush all humanz: *the holo shakes his head and facepalms*
crush all humanz: *clearly, this is going to go swimmingly.*
Lennoxwife: What
did we discuss in the car? -turns back to Blackout and opens up the box- The
clothes are in here. It's pretty easy to figure out, and there's enough for at least
two weeks.
capt lennox: We also got you food-- *drags cooler behind him* --I
hope you don't need much assistance learning how to eat.
Lennoxwife:
William. Behave.
JazzBabySays: ......
capt lennox: I'll try.
Lennoxwife: Try harder.
crush all humanz: Holo: ....You're a guest in my room, Captain.
Try not to piss me off.
JazzBabySays: Don't ask miracles of him, since he
obviously cannot deliver. -sniffs-
capt lennox: -rolls eyes- I won't cause any trouble.
Lennoxwife: And you. I know you're in a very strange situation in here, but please at least be civil. We're using our own money for this. -stern look-
crush all humanz: Holo: *gives Sarah a helpless look - clearly
he's not thinking stern looks will help here*
JazzBabySays: ....he started it.
Lennoxwife: I don't care who started it.
crush all humanz: Holo: *pokes* Stop acting like a sparkling.
Lennoxwife: -hands
on hips, eyes narrowed-
JazzBabySays: -smacks his hand for that-
capt lennox: -holds back a snicker-
crush all humanz: Holo: *sighs and looks to Sarah, deadpans*
If you have something blunt to knock him out with, that would be more useful
than glaring right now.
JazzBabySays: ....
crush all humanz: *yeah, let's assume his holo's doing the talking for now* What? It would be.
*confused*
capt lennox: --I'd be more then happy to knock him out- if the
situation called for it.
Lennoxwife: -rolls her eyes, then kneels down to mess with the bags- I've got you...shaving stuff, shower stuff, toothbrush and toothpaste, uh...a few other things. Basically, all you'll need for hygienic purposes.
Lennoxwife: -slow
turn to look at Will-
JazzBabySays: Honestly, is that man serving any purpose
right now? -unamused-
Lennoxwife: If you aren't going to even attempt to be civil, get out of the room now.
Lennoxwife:
-deadly calm voice-
capt lennox: -sighs- Alright, I'll stop.
Lennoxwife:
-quirks an eyebrow at her husband, then loooks at Blackout again- Do...you need
me to explain how to use any of this, or... -trails off, turning her gaze
towards Crusher-
JazzBabySays: -smirks at him behind her back, though
stopped as she began to turn-
crush all humanz: *blink*
crush all humanz: *holds up his hands* If it ain't on HBO,
I've got no clue.
JazzBabySays: ...I'm sure I can manage. -deadpan, as if
he's going to ask for help anyway-
Lennoxwife: -sighs- Alright. Uh...most of it has directtions right on the bottle, like the shampoo and conditioner. -points to each as she explains- Shaving...you might need to be shown how to do.
Lennoxwife: Maybe you'll be lucky and be one of those people that doesn't grow hair very fast...
Lennoxwife: -sits
down crosslegged-
capt lennox: Everything is pretty straightforward anyway, so you'd
do alright -reaches into the bag and grabs out some clothes-
capt lennox: Here are some clothes as well, nothing special but
it'll do.
JazzBabySays: -takes them hesitantly, barely touching
them, as if they're diseased-
capt lennox: -looks at Blackout's reaction-
capt lennox: Expecting Prada?
Lennoxwife: The
basic rule with clothes is that the tags are on the back.
JazzBabySays: Would have been preferable, but I'm not
surprised.
crush all humanz: *confusedly mouths "prada?" - what the slag is he talking about?*
capt lennox: --Stitching stays on the inside.
capt lennox: -adds to Sarah's comment-
JazzBabySays: ...you at least washed these thoroughly,
right?
JazzBabySays: as in desanitized?
Lennoxwife: They've been in storage for...two years? But they were clean when put there.
Lennoxwife: And
not touched until now.
JazzBabySays: Good enough. -sighs and starts to just
remove the scrubs, intending to change-
Lennoxwife:
-blinks, then turns around, blushing slighttly-
JazzBabySays: -oblivious-
crush all humanz: *nope doesn't see anything wrong with
that and what are you talking about of course he's not ogling you're CRAZY*
capt lennox: -turns around as well- Just to let you know -if you
plan on going out in public it isn't a good idea to change your clothing in the
middle of a crowd.
Lennoxwife:
Yeah...we have this weird thing about nudity...
capt lennox: Taboo.
JazzBabySays: As if I want to be within a 500 mile
radius of any of your populace. -scoffs, finding it difficult to get the
pants on. they're a bit...tight-
crush all humanz: *still isn't staring, don't know where you get that idea* --- *looks at Sarah and Will* Why, exactly, is it such a slaggin' big deal?
Lennoxwife: I
really don't know, it's just...society, I guess.
JazzBabySays: -tugs the shirt on over his head, keeping
in mind about the tags as he'd been told earlier, and brushing it down
carefully. meh, at least they're comfy...-
Lennoxwife:
...finished?
JazzBabySays: Yes...
Lennoxwife: -looks at him- Hmm...the shirts are good, but the pants... -digs for one of the other pairs- Might have to get a bigger size.
crush all humanz: ...*and the mech stands, holo poofin' outta existance* ....I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. *and heads to the door*
YOU TWO ARE HERE, MEANS NO ONE WILL COME RUNNING IN, AND I NEED ENERGON. LOTS. OF ENERGON.
JazzBabySays: Just don't touch any of mine.
JazzBabySays: Primus knows I'll need all that I have
when I return to my original form.
crush all humanz: *innocently* WHY WOULD I DO THAT? I
WOULD NEVER DO THAT - GOTTA GO BE RIGHT BACK *flees*
JazzBabySays: .....-just realized he was left alone
with his enemy-
JazzBabySays: -slag-
JazzBabySays: -mental note: kill Bonecrusher later-
crush all humanz: *obv. trusts
Sarah more than anything atm*
capt lennox: -turns to Sarah- You're saying we're going to go buy
him bigger pants?
JazzBabySays: That will not be required.
JazzBabySays: -does NOT want them determining his wear-
Lennoxwife: Are
you sure?
JazzBabySays: Positive.
Lennoxwife: Alright...but if you change your mind, feel free to ask.
Lennoxwife: They
look a little uncomfortable.
JazzBabySays: I'm fine.
JazzBabySays: -disturbed by her concern-
capt lennox: The man is fine, Sarah.
capt lennox: ... robot.
Lennoxwife: -sighs-
Lennoxwife:
-stands up and goes over to get 'Belle, sittting back down with her-
JazzBabySays: -why are they still here why are they
still here dammit Boencrusher
hurry the slag up-
capt lennox: Oh~~~
crush all humanz: *oh taking his sweet time, maybe he'll
stop by the medbay and pick up some spare tires to fix his flats~*
capt lennox: Since Bonecrusher mentioned Energon, it remined me.. -goes to cooler and reaches in----
capt lennox: ---and pulls out beer---
Lennoxwife:
-Killian's, to be exact; none of that weak American beer-
JazzBabySays: .....-raises an eyebrow-
capt lennox: It's the equivent of your
energon. You probably need it.
Lennoxwife: I
picked up some vodka and tequila, too, so you have some variety.
capt lennox: -turns to Sarah slowly-
Lennoxwife: What?
JazzBabySays: -....perked up slightly, though catches
himself-
Lennoxwife: Beer is good and all, but liquor is better.
Lennoxwife: Oh! Have you eaten anything all day?
crush all humanz: *and his holo poofs back into existance right
where it left - it means Bonecrusher MUST be nearby :o*
JazzBabySays: ....yes, a little. -at least his stomach
has stopped making weird nois- grooowl.
twitches, clutching one hand to his midriff. nothing to see here folks, he's
all good-
Lennoxwife:
-smiles- Hon, pull out two of the sandwichees from the cooler.
JazzBabySays: ....-slag, he's gonna die-
capt lennox: -pulls out two plastic wrapped sandwiches-
capt lennox: Hope you like tuna..
Lennoxwife: Guess
we'll find out.
JazzBabySays: .....-slag, he doesn't want to
die-
Lennoxwife: -takes them from Will and hands them to Blaackout- Here, eat. You'll feel better.
crush all humanz: *and enters the mech, balancing 3 cubes
his hands and two tires under both arms - he drops the tires on the berth and
flops down beside them, eyeing the three humans and his holo,
which gets much more solid suddenly*
JazzBabySays: ........-eyes it, noticing the many
different parts and how kind of soggy it is and ew
why him? can't help but wistfully eye the other's energon-
Lennoxwife: It's good for you. -smiles-
crush all humanz: *he notices the eyeing and frowns a bit,
speaking through his holo once more* No. Eat the
sandwich, slagger.
capt lennox: -watches Blackout's displeasure. Will’s not getting
any enjoyment out of that, Nosirebob!-
JazzBabySays: How about you eat it and see if
you like it? -scowls, but delicately picks it up. ew ew ew ew-
crush all humanz: *is very close to saying something, but
no, he's not digging any more holes toni-* Yeah,
because I have a digestive track. *gaaah.*
JazzBabySays: ....-rather calmly changes his mind and
smashes the sandwich in the other's face-
JazzBabySays: -at least it's good for something now-
crush all humanz: AUGH
capt lennox: XD
crush all humanz: *ew ew EW IT'S IN HIS SENSORS*
Lennoxwife: What
a waste of a perfectly good sandwich...
JazzBabySays: Huh, I think I do like tuna.
Lennoxwife: -facepalms-
capt lennox: *facepalm*
crush all humanz: Holo: YOU SLAGGING - *claws the sandwich off
his face and whaps Blackout across the face with said sandwich*
JazzBabySays: Ack!
JazzBabySays: -grabs the next nearest food stuff -
prepare for a food fight, dear sir!-
Lennoxwife:
-backs up quickly, trying not to laugh-
>
capt lennox: Bonecrusher! You're not helping!
capt lennox: Blackout.
crush all humanz: Well if the slagger would just eat!!!
capt lennox: Drop. The. Food.
crush all humanz: And stop acting like a sparkling!
JazzBabySays: ....-eyes it for a moment, then the
Captain, then the food...then the Captain-
JazzBabySays: -smirks-
capt lennox: ...
Lennoxwife:
-composes herself, then backs up her husbannd- Don't even think about it.
capt lennox: Don't you DARE.
crush all humanz: *grumblingly starts wiping off the stupid sandwich, oblivious to all the yelling*
Lennoxwife: Or I will
take back all this nice food I bought and cooked.
JazzBabySays: .....-oooh,
wrong thing to say to Blackout. Now it's a challenge-
JazzBabySays: -TOSS!-
capt lennox: O_<
JazzBabySays: -loving the splat sound affects-
capt lennox: *direct hit*
JazzBabySays: -regrets nothing-
capt lennox: *you got 1000 experiance
points*
JazzBabySays: -where's my gil bitch-
capt lennox: *founds 36 gil*
capt lennox: *found
JazzBabySays: -yaaaaay-
crush all humanz: *blinks and looks up to see - ...........snerk*
Lennoxwife:
-stares in disbelief- You're such childrren.
capt lennox: -wipes food off of self-
capt lennox: THAT IS IT! *TACKLE*
crush all humanz: *dryly* Blackout, I think you're
supposed to eat - !!!
JazzBabySays: What can I say, the Captain brings it o-ARGH
crush all humanz: Hey!
Lennoxwife: William James Lennox, you stop this right now!
crush all humanz: *growling noises!*
capt lennox: D ;
Lennoxwife: -in
her ANGRY voice-
JazzBabySays: -grabs him by the neck, strangle times noa!-
capt lennox: He started i-eeck!
Lennoxwife: Blackout. Drop. My. Husband. Now.
crush all humanz: Holo:
*grabs at Blackout's shoulders, jerking him backwards sharply* STOP
IT.
Lennoxwife: William. Get over here.
JazzBabySays: -OK! not so powerless. elbows him in the gut-
crush all humanz: OUH- *growls and grabs a handful of hair - yoink*
JazzBabySays: SON OF A-!
JazzBabySays: Let. -stamps on foot- GO -STAMP!-
Lennoxwife: -facepalms again- Lovely.
capt lennox: Whoh, let's stop before this gets way out of hand.!
crush all humanz: *winces, tugs harder and grabs one of
his wrists* They are trying to be nice and you're being a slagging sparkling
now stop!
JazzBabySays: -sadly, this is normal for them-
crush all humanz: *i know, jeeze,
some things never change...*
JazzBabySays: -...thankPrimusforsmallfavors-
JazzBabySays: -winces- They are welcome to leave at
anytime.
Lennoxwife: -'Belle starts squirming, about to cry fromm the noise-
Lennoxwife: Shhhh... -gently bounces her-
crush all humanz: You should be a little less absolutely infuriating right now, thanks, that'd be great! *growling*
Lennoxwife: Hon,
can you get the baby seat out of the car?
capt lennox: *blinks*
capt lennox: ... Yes dear.
JazzBabySays: -looks ready to just bite him jeebus let go!-
crush all humanz: *hisses* Are you going to sit down and
eat the slagging food?
capt lennox: *leaves wheee*
crush all humanz: Or am I going to have to shove it down
your throat?
JazzBabySays: I no longer have an appetite, so I guess
you should just start shoveling it. It's what you do best.
Lennoxwife: ...you need to eat something.
crush all humanz: *throws the other down onto the
blankets* Fine.
Lennoxwife:
-still bouncing the baby-
JazzBabySays: -snarls- Don't you dare!
JazzBabySays: -oblivious to poor Annabelle-
crush all humanz: *and he totally is going to do it, straddles the other and pushes down with one arm across his collarbone*
Lennoxwife: -aaaaand, she starts to cry-
JazzBabySays: ..................
JazzBabySays: -distracted! covers his ears in pain-
crush all humanz: *winces and looks over at the slagging baby*
crush all humanz: I hate that thing. *deadpan*
Lennoxwife:
-trying to calm poor 'Belle down, glaring aat the two of them-
JazzBabySays: Make it stop make it stop make it stop
Lennoxwife:
Blackout, just eat the food, and stop yelling.
capt lennox: *comes back with seat*
capt lennox: ....... Why is Anna CRYING?
JazzBabySays: -hates you all-
Lennoxwife:
Because he won't stop yelling and just eat the damn food! -frustrated-
JazzBabySays: Not. Hungry.
crush all humanz: *leans back, still straddling the other,
and pins him with a glare* Eat. *reaches over and grabs some kind of food - uhh, the second sandwich! that works.*
JazzBabySays: -clamps mouth shut-
crush all humanz: *deadly serious* I will hold you down as a mech and force it down your throat with my holo.
Lennoxwife: -the baby calms down, and she puts her in the seat to sleep-
crush all humanz: Unless you stop acting immature and just
eat.
capt lennox: Jesus, Blackout! I know you’re freaking out right
now- and you have every right to be- but you have to EAT.
JazzBabySays: -stares at him determinedly. refusing to
open his mouth-
crush all humanz: *shakes his head* Are you really going
to do this?
capt lennox: --Please don't make us force-feed you.
crush all humanz: *and his mech form rises to his feet,
putting a half-drained energon cube down*
JazzBabySays: -tenses-
crush all humanz: *his holo leans down, nose-to-nose* I really don't want to do this, but the humans know best, and they say you need to eat.
crush all humanz: *thoughtfully* Though I guess Lennox can
just hold you down, instead.
JazzBabySays: ...................
capt lennox: -raises an eyebrow-
JazzBabySays: -looks away finally- Very well...since
you insist.
crush all humanz: *sighs and lets his mech form sit back down, his holo leaning back and sliding off to the side of him, holding out the sandwich*
Lennoxwife:
-sighs, and goes to sit down at the edge off the blankets-
JazzBabySays: -snatches it roughly and, giving it one
last look of disdain, takes a large chunk out of it-
capt lennox: --don't forget to chew.
Lennoxwife: He's not stupid, Will. -dryly-
crush all humanz: *looks at Sarah* I dunno about that.
JazzBabySays: -looks ready to make another toss, but instead
gives the piece in his mouth a couple vicious bites-
JazzBabySays: -kind of wishing it was one of their
heads right now-
capt lennox: -Will feels the love in the room-
JazzBabySays: -hope you die in a fire too, Captain
<3-
capt lennox: : 3
capt lennox: -the feelings mutual-
JazzBabySays: -glad at least one thing is set straight
around here-
crush all humanz: *facepalm*
crush all humanz: *eh, at least he's eatin' right?*
JazzBabySays: -so pissed it's kind of just tasteless in
his mouth right now. one bite should do it, right?-
capt lennox: -that's not good for digestion! D : -
Lennoxwife: You
need to eat the whole thing...
JazzBabySays: ....-mutters something nasty and about
'slave drivers', but keeps eating. still hates you all-
crush all humanz: *looks at Sarah* Uh.... *frowns* If any of that needs to be in the fridge... *points at the minifridge*
crush all humanz: ....Good luck.
JazzBabySays: -shunning you all-
Lennoxwife: -eyes the fridge, then goes over and opens it-
Lennoxwife: ...
Lennoxwife: .......
crush all humanz: *he didn't think it was THAT bad....*
crush all humanz: *sure, some of the fruit.... :\*
Lennoxwife:
Gross...how long has this fruit been spoiling?
capt lennox: What? -looks in fridge-
JazzBabySays: ..................
crush all humanz: I dunno. I don't even know where he got
it.
capt lennox: ...
JazzBabySays: -hurks-
crush all humanz: *makes a face at Blackout* I doubt the
banana was bad!
crush all humanz: *worriedly looks at Sarah and Will* Can bananas go bad?
Lennoxwife: Banana?
As long as it had no black spots on the inside, it was fine.
capt lennox: ...
capt lennox: You fed him rotten fruit?
crush all humanz: I didn't do anything!
JazzBabySays: .......-doesn't want to know doesn't want
to know doesn't. want. to. know.-
crush all humanz: *panicked* He grabbed it! He said it was sweet, it looked plain it didn't look like it was growing anything! *makes a total "D:" face*
Lennoxwife: ...
-begins taking out all the fruit, putting iit in a bag she'd shoved in her
pocket earlier-
JazzBabySays: -desperately finishes his sandwich. maybe
it will wash out the disgust-
capt lennox: O_O
JazzBabySays: -has determined that he is indeed going
to end up dying as a human at this rate-
crush all humanz: *oh god, now he's thinking he's killed
Blackout. great work, fruit.*
JazzBabySays: -grabs the nearest bottle of liquid and
chugs. ew ew ew ew gotta wash out the BAD-
JazzBabySays: -except that he kind of grabbed some
alcohol-
JazzBabySays: -wee?-
Lennoxwife: -doesn't notices, too busy cleaning the mess in the fridge and putting food in it-
crush all humanz: *starts, looking over at Blackout in
utter confusion* Um -....
capt lennox: -When it comes to fruit it has to be firm... the
moment it begins to sof--- *slowly turns around to
Blackout*
crush all humanz: .....I don't think you're supposed to
-......
capt lennox: ... BLACKOUT, NO!! D :
JazzBabySays: -eyeing the bottle in his hand as he
suddenly feels...kind of dizzy again. not like earlier dizzy, but like...a fizzly dizzy? a fun dizzy?-
crush all humanz: *puts a hand to Blackout's back* I don't
think you're supposed to be drinking that like water....
capt lennox: ... THAT'S HALF OF A TEQUELA
BOTTLE!!
Lennoxwife: -turns to look quickly, oh no...he drank haalf the tequila...-
crush all humanz: o_o;
capt lennox: *drags hand down his face*
Lennoxwife: ...
Lennoxwife: Dammit.
capt lennox: -ohgodpleasedon'tjumponatableandstartpoledancing*
JazzBabySays: -hickup!-
crush all humanz: *blink*
crush all humanz: .......Um. Blackout?
crush all humanz: *ah, slag.*
JazzBabySays: ...wOW, at
last, somethin' you guys can do right...
capt lennox: ...We have to make him eat more, so the alchol will absorb in the food...
capt lennox: but at thsi rate, he just
might throw it up...
capt lennox: *rate
crush all humanz: *wide-eyed deer look at Lennox* Throw
up?!
Lennoxwife: Bread. He needs to eat bread.
crush all humanz: *clearly doesn't think that's a good thing*
Lennoxwife: Like,
now.
capt lennox: -rolls eyes at blackout- Yes, yes. Just, lie down.
JazzBabySays: -blinks owlishly at them-
JazzBabySays: -doesn't FEEL like he needs tp purge his systems...-
JazzBabySays: -...oop! now he
does-
JazzBabySays: -throws his hands up to his mouth,
looking green-
crush all humanz: *wide-eyes get wider*
Lennoxwife: -digs
in one of the bags, pulls out some hawaiian rolls and
tosses them to Crusher-
capt lennox: D: <----- Will's face
JazzBabySays: -does NOT feel well right now kthx-
crush all humanz: *grabs the rolls but puts them to the side* Uh! *very "D: D: D:"*
Lennoxwife: Rub his back, it helps!
crush all humanz: *does so D:*
capt lennox: -takes a step back--- and waits for moment of truth-
crush all humanz: *does not want puking in his room kthx D:*
JazzBabySays: just kill me...-mumbles through his
fingers, the combination of his fever from earlier plus the alcohol having a
party with his body right now-
JazzBabySays: -hell, nausia
can come to-
JazzBabySays: -he'll be the life of the party-
capt lennox: -turns to Sarah- Please tell me you brought bread or
crackers..
crush all humanz: *his holo moves to sit behind Blackout, his legs on either side of the other, hands rubbing against the other's back*
Lennoxwife:
-sighs, points at the rolls next to Crusherr-
JazzBabySays: -do not waaaaaaaant-
JazzBabySays: -never wants to eat or drink or be alive
ever again-
capt lennox: -makes his way to rolls-
capt lennox: Trust me.
capt lennox: Blackout, this will make you feel better.
Lennoxwife: Small
bites.
JazzBabySays: .........-stomach rumbles in a foreboding
way at the sight of food-
JazzBabySays: -ugh-
JazzBabySays: -but grabs it anyway, trying to eat it as
quickly as possible-
Lennoxwife:
-watches with concern-
capt lennox: Feeling better? -tiltes
head slightly-
capt lennox: *tilts?
JazzBabySays: ....mungh -
that's a 'sort of' in drunken Blackout terms-
Lennoxwife: -grabs a bottle of water from the cooler annd tosses it to Will-
Lennoxwife: That'll help, too.
crush all humanz: *continues rubs his back worriedly*
capt lennox: -catches-
capt lennox: It'll help if you lie down..
JazzBabySays: -moving right now does NOT sound like a
fun time-
capt lennox: ...
crush all humanz: *is only planning on moving if the other
makes any moves so :\*
capt lennox: -passes waterbottle- You're
going to have the biggest hangover..
Lennoxwife: Only
if he doesn't drink enough water...
capt lennox: --watch Will wake him up screaming in a megaphone in
the morning. <3))
JazzBabySays: -slumps against Bonecrusher, trying to
grab...one of theh five waterbottles...or
is it six? they won't stop moving...-
capt lennox: -sigh-
crush all humanz: *wearily reaches around the other and yoinks the bottle out of the Captain's hand*
JazzBabySays: -just because he's human doesn't mean he
can't kill you 356 different ways with his bare hands. remember that, fleshling <3-
crush all humanz: *pushes said bottle into Blackouts' reaching hand* There you go.
Lennoxwife:
-finishes up with the fridge, nice and stoccked-
capt lennox: -not when he's as plastered as he is now, me thinks-
JazzBabySays: -grips it, staring at it for a long
moment before getting up the energy to drink. yeah ok so this is water. water
is good. water is his friend-
JazzBabySays: -and he can always hunt you down later~-
JazzBabySays: -looking less likely to blow chunks all
over Bonecrusher's decor now, thank Primus-
crush all humanz: *thanking Primus for that*
Lennoxwife: -eyes
the bag of fruit- ...is there a trash can or something around here?
JazzBabySays: ......
crush all humanz: .....*looks at Sarah*
crush all humanz: ....A mech and a human male.
crush all humanz: ....And you ask for a trashcan?
JazzBabySays: -vows to never consume another banana for
as long as he is able-
Lennoxwife: ...point.
Lennoxwife:
-makes a face-
capt lennox: ><
capt lennox: Is there a washroom?
crush all humanz: .....*looks around warily*
crush all humanz: ......I know there is.
crush all humanz: .....I don't know where.
JazzBabySays: -completely slack against Bonecrusher
now, waterbottle well and empty-
Lennoxwife: I
know there's one on the other side of the base, by 'Hide and Ratchet's room...
capt lennox: D : -off to search-
capt lennox: --appears--
Lennoxwife:
-moves back to the edge of the blankets-
JazzBabySays: -is so tired of the world spinning-
Lennoxwife: Make sure he drinks at least part of another bottle of water before he goes to sleep.
crush all humanz: *wraps his arms over the other's shoulders, hands clasped against his chest* All right.
Lennoxwife: Hangovers are caused by dehydration, so it'll help with that.
crush all humanz: More water, and... the food you gave us won't spoil overnight, right?
crush all humanz: *confused*
Lennoxwife: No, it'll be good for at least three days.
Lennoxwife: The stuff
in the fridge...a week.
capt lennox: A bit longer if it's kept cold.
capt lennox: It if start's to smell -- throw it out. Human's don't
have strong stomachs.
crush all humanz: .....
JazzBabySays: -obv-
crush all humanz: *deadpans* It all smells.
Lennoxwife: Wrong
way to word it...
capt lennox: .. Well, I don't know how to explain it to
non-humans. Let alone someone who just turned human for a day..
Lennoxwife: Okay,
well, we'll be staying the night here since Starscream wants to see Will. And,
you know how to reach us if you need anything?
capt lennox: *a day AGO
crush all humanz: .....
crush all humanz: *sighs* I have at least six ways to get ahold of you, I imagine.
Lennoxwife:
Alright, we should probably get the thing with Starscream over with.
capt lennox: Great, and don't be shy calling us--
capt lennox: -turns to Sarah- What? You wan't
to do it now?
crush all humanz: .....
JazzBabySays: -wooooozy-
Lennoxwife: If you don't want to...?
Lennoxwife: We can do it tomorrow...
capt lennox: No... I can wait for tomorrow. D :
capt lennox: -does not want to do this AT ALL-
crush all humanz: *pets Blackout's chest mildly* Tell
Starscream I say hi, in that case...
crush all humanz: *doesn't mean it.*
crush all humanz: *at all.*
crush all humanz: And I'm pretty sure he isn't going to dissect anyone.
Lennoxwife: -hugs
Will- Alright, hon. You wanna drive back tonight?
capt lennox: Um... How much experiance
does Starscream have in.... -turns to Sarah- I'm not even sure what he's going
to do.
capt lennox: --and yes, that sounds like a good idea. D:
crush all humanz: Starscream? *scoffs* He has plenty of experience with us turning into humans.
crush all humanz: *growling a little* Really.
Lennoxwife: I
think he's just going to scan you. You know, like Ratchet does?
capt lennox: --I mean being a scientist/doctor/whaverthehellheis.--
capt lennox: --drrrr--
crush all humanz: Oh, he's a great scientist. He's also good at dissection.
crush all humanz: But since he doesn't seem to be wanting to dissect anyone....
crush all humanz: *shrugs a little*
JazzBabySays: -hickups
softly-
capt lennox: -relieved-
Lennoxwife: -goes to get 'Belle and the car seat- Let's go. -turns back to Blackout and Crusher- Remember, just call us if you need anything.
crush all humanz: *nods a little against the side of Blackout's head* Right. ....*grudgingly* Thank you.
Lennoxwife: I'm
glad I'm able to help for once.
capt lennox: -even if you're unsure of the littlest thing. -turns
back as well- It mustn't be easy__ what you're going though..
JazzBabySays: -understatement of the century-
crush all humanz: *looks at the Captain like "do you
REALLY expect HIM to call YOU?"*
capt lennox: --your sarcasm makes me love you more EVERY PASSING
SECOND--
JazzBabySays: -<3-
Lennoxwife:
-heads for the door, motioning for Will to come-
capt lennox: --me/us/her/whatever. just make sure he doesn't do
anything stupid--
capt lennox: --follows Sarah out the door--
crush all humanz: ....
crush all humanz: *watches them go, still petting Blackout's chest*