w0ntl00kd0wn (6:03:02 PM):

*THE BAR. It's a shitty little dive, but it's got a lot of alcohol and no one really cares who you are so long as you don't make the jukebox play Britney Spears.*

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:03:37 PM):

*It's also a Friday night, so it's full of people, but there's some space for a few errant holos*

crush all humanz (6:03:54 PM):

*the shittier the better, in Bonecrusher's opinion!*

prankingxlambo (6:06:18 PM):

*is a random person, sitting at the bar?*

braaawl (6:06:20 PM):

*no, bonecrusher. Brawl brought the energon!*

crush all humanz (6:06:56 PM):

*frag you, Bonecrusher brought his own store of energon.  he doesn't share either D<*

braaawl (6:07:17 PM):

*well, fine. you're not getting any of his when you run out.*

crush all humanz (6:07:28 PM):

*LOOK they're in the bar already how awesome.*

braaawl (6:07:58 PM):

*signs point to -> very awesome.*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:08:13 PM):

*awesome! She snagged a seat at the bar, swinging her feet and grinning drunkenly *

crush all humanz (6:08:52 PM):

*ttly follows Arcee to the bar but no grinning or feet-swinging here!  sullen and grouchy is more accurate :<*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:09:27 PM):

*whacks him *

braaawl (6:09:37 PM):

*can do the grinning and feet swinging for him.*

braaawl (6:09:49 PM):

*because he has nothing to be emo about at the moment. boo.*

crush all humanz (6:10:52 PM):

*flatly*  Arcee, don't hit me when I got pent up anger t'release.  *>\*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:11:28 PM):

*....looks around, griiiiin...* Isn't that why we're here?

lilredafthead (6:11:56 PM):

*Is sitting at the bar about one seat away, picking the label off of a beer bottle.  Doesn't recognize any of your holos!*

no snakes here (6:12:03 PM):

*is another unsuspecting random person sitting at the bar, talking.* ....and then I fucked 'er real good.

braaawl (6:12:04 PM):

*is the other unsuspecting person at the bar being talked to. gasps.* no way!*

no snakes here (6:12:07 PM):

way!

no snakes here (6:12:11 PM):

way, man, way!

braaawl (6:12:41 PM):

dude, billy's going to hate you. that was his girlfriend you fucked.

no snakes here (6:12:44 PM):

well.

no snakes here (6:12:47 PM):

billy's a stupid loser.

pinkbikerbot07 (6:12:50 PM):

o.O

braaawl (6:12:52 PM):

this is true.

crush all humanz (6:13:14 PM):

.....Inwardly I know yer not supposed t'just... *:\* Punch someone.  Fraggin' hell, there's etiquette t' be followed!

crush all humanz (6:13:25 PM):

....But it's so temptin'.

pinkbikerbot07 (6:13:50 PM):

*ponders that.* Hmm. True.

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:13:51 PM):

*Is a bartender, coming down the line to check on drinks, eyes Raoul* Done yet?

prankingxlambo (6:14:20 PM):

*is... another random person. maybe he's billy!*

lilredafthead (6:14:36 PM):

*Looks up, and puts the bottle down.* Hm?  'Nother.

no snakes here (6:14:45 PM):

quiet, though. there he is. *points*

braaawl (6:14:52 PM):

*nods*

braaawl (6:14:56 PM):

*shares a laugh*

braaawl (6:15:01 PM):

what a loser. *whispering*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:15:25 PM):

*....eye shift *

prankingxlambo (6:15:28 PM):

*is drunk! and not a loser!*

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:15:30 PM):

*Grunts and takes the bottle, replacing it with a freshly opened one*

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:15:50 PM):

*moves down to the new arrivals* What're ya havin'?

lilredafthead (6:15:54 PM):

*Nods in thanks and starts in on it.*

no snakes here (6:17:04 PM):

*sorry, but you're totally a loser.*

no snakes here (6:17:10 PM):

*even your girlfriend said so. bitch.*

crush all humanz (6:17:13 PM):

.....*pulls a cube - aww, it's all human sized! - and downs it because this requires more drinking* Though wait a moment. *eyes the people!* Tha' might turn int' somethin' worth watchin'. Slaggers one an' two get int' a fight with three, an' next thin' y'know...

prankingxlambo (6:17:26 PM):

*well, my girlfriend was a whore.*

prankingxlambo (6:17:37 PM):

*you can have her.*

crush all humanz (6:17:42 PM):

.....Though wait a moment. *eyes the people!* Tha' might turn int' somethin' worth watchin'. Slaggers one an' two get int' a fight with three, an' next thin' y'know...

pinkbikerbot07 (6:17:53 PM):

.....*XD *

pinkbikerbot07 (6:18:00 PM):

Let's instigate.

crush all humanz (6:18:01 PM):

*then looks from Arcee to the bartender*  'm not gettin' anythin' as of yet, thanks.

no snakes here (6:18:18 PM):

*was going to keep her. hot chick like her doesn't deserve an ugly loser like you.*

lilredafthead (6:18:32 PM):

*Looks over at Bonecrusher - Slaggers?  Recognizes that word!*

no snakes here (6:18:36 PM):

* i even remembered her birthday! unlike you.*

crush all humanz (6:18:39 PM):

*good for him*

prankingxlambo (6:18:39 PM):

*yells to the bartender* YO CAN I GET ANOTHER?!

prankingxlambo (6:18:57 PM):

*good, keep her. i hope you get all her diseases. and die.*

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:19:00 PM):

*snorts, looks at Arcee* You buyin? Someone's gotta buy-- *Looks up* YOU PAY FOR THE ONES YOU GOT FIRST.

lilredafthead (6:19:20 PM):

*Has no idea if it's one of the mechs he should avoid, though.  Keeps quiet for the moment, watching them.*

crush all humanz (6:19:22 PM):

How d'you propose we instigate?  Unless y'know what that aft's girlfriend looks like, we don't have much t'go on.

pinkbikerbot07 (6:19:26 PM):

*blank look.* Buyin' whut?

prankingxlambo (6:19:46 PM):

*has no money! D8* HOWABOUT AN IOU?

pinkbikerbot07 (6:20:06 PM):

Why don't we just tell him his girlfriend was screwin around with this loser? thumb jerk Unless he knows already, Then it's no fun

no snakes here (6:21:35 PM):

*hollas to the bartender!* HE AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO PAY YA! HE'S MORE BROKE THAN OWEN WILSON'S NOSE!

crush all humanz (6:22:16 PM):

.....*blankly*  Who th'..... Bubblegum, would y'like t'do the honors, or should I?

prankingxlambo (6:22:31 PM):

*yells to the loser that's yelling at the bartender!* WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH, ASSHOLE.

pinkbikerbot07 (6:22:33 PM):

Oh, I think you should.

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:22:49 PM):

*Grumbles* I oughta just throw 'em out.

prankingxlambo (6:23:26 PM):

*yells to the bartender again!* HEY WHERE THE HELL IS MY BEER?!

crush all humanz (6:23:42 PM):

Mm.... Suppose so.  *yells over other conversations and such*  OI, FRAGGER, THAT GUY'S BEEN BANGIN' YER FEMME!

braaawl (6:23:51 PM):

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH, LOOOSER?

pinkbikerbot07 (6:24:06 PM):

Hey! YOU'RE the LOOOOSER!

prankingxlambo (6:24:27 PM):

*... i don't know what loser they're yelling at D8*

braaawl (6:24:29 PM):

YOUR MOMMA'S THE LOSER, MISSY! DAMN SHE SUCKED IN BED. BADLY.

crush all humanz (6:24:49 PM):

Tha's jus' silly.  *mutter*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:24:56 PM):

*shrugs to Crusher.*

prankingxlambo (6:25:34 PM):

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID. ALL I HEARD WAS "BLAH BAH BLAH I'M A PUSSY BLAH BLAH".

crush all humanz (6:26:43 PM):

......He better not be talkin' t'me - SLAGGER NUMBER ONE  *points* BANGED SLAGGER NUMBER TWO'S  *points to Billy or Benji or whoever it was*  GIRL!  's my civic duty t'make this issue known.

prankingxlambo (6:28:07 PM):

... HEY, THIS ISN'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, ASSHOLE. *>|*

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:28:14 PM):

*Is eyeballing all of them - maybe he doesn't care who they are, but he doesn't want a pussyfight either*

braaawl (6:29:47 PM):

*is still here, by the way.*

crush all humanz (6:29:57 PM):

*sighs and flops onto a stool next to Arcee*  Slaggers.  Damned organics an' their.... bein' organic.  *sneaks a human-sized cube (lol how cute) for a quick drink*

prankingxlambo (6:30:19 PM):

*WHY HASN'T THE BARTENDER BROUGHT HIM HIS DRINK YET? D:*

braaawl (6:30:40 PM):

*BECAUSE YOU'RE A POOR FUCKER, BILLY A POOR FUCKER.*

braaawl (6:31:01 PM):

*SHOULDN'T HAVE USED ALL THAT CASH YOUR MOMMA GOT FROM WHORING HERSELF OUT.*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:31:20 PM):

*snickers, giving him a little pat.* Yeah, their organicness is appalling.

prankingxlambo (6:31:23 PM):

*......................... D<*

braaawl (6:32:15 PM):

*I TOLD YOU, BILLY, I TOLD YOU.*

crush all humanz (6:32:17 PM):

*frowns and takes another quick swig before tucking the cube away*  All they had t'do was throw a punch!  Humans like fightin',  I thought?  This was supposed t'be easy.

braaawl (6:32:24 PM):

*GOD, WHAT WOULD YOUR WHORE OF A MOTHER THINK IF SHE KNEW?*

crush all humanz (6:32:32 PM):

*glares at Brawl*  Why aren't y'tryin' t'help, by the by?  This was yer idea.

braaawl (6:32:36 PM):

*BY THE WAY, I GAVE HER THAT FIFTY BUCKS YOU USED.*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:32:47 PM):

I can hit one. *offers, then points to Raoul.* How about him?

prankingxlambo (6:33:14 PM):

*................*

crush all humanz (6:33:16 PM):

If you  hit them, it becomes our  fault!

braaawl (6:33:22 PM):

*REAL NICE LAY, SHE WAS. DUNNO HOW SHE GAVE BIRTH TO SOMETHING AS UGLY AS YOU*

crush all humanz (6:33:27 PM):

*sigh*  An' we don't want it t'be our  fault.

prankingxlambo (6:33:31 PM):

*............................................*

braaawl (6:33:44 PM):

I think they're about to go at each other, anyway.

braaawl (6:33:52 PM):

*Can totally read the lines between the looks.*

lilredafthead (6:34:12 PM):

*Starts at the pointing; didn't quite catch what they were talking about over the yelling.  Hopes they're not planning on, say, punching him.*

crush all humanz (6:34:25 PM):

Yeah, well, they could hurry it up a bit.  I didn't refrain' from slaggin' the Corvette just t' hold out on some humans.  *grrr.*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:34:37 PM):

*ewface *

braaawl (6:34:52 PM):

*SERIOUSLY.*

braaawl (6:35:15 PM):

*AND IF I WOULD'VE KNOWN THAT SHE WAS GONNA WASTE THAT MONEY I GAVE HER IN RETURN OF HER SERVICES ON YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE...*

braaawl (6:35:20 PM):

*I WOULD'VE FOUND A BETTER WHORE.*

crush all humanz (6:36:08 PM):

*looks at Arcee*  What's that  look fer?

no snakes here (6:36:15 PM):

*SHE'S NOT EVEN A GOOD WHORE.*

prankingxlambo (6:36:27 PM):

*.............................*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:36:53 PM):

Mmm. Nuthin. *totally nonchalant.*

prankingxlambo (6:37:04 PM):

*PUNCHES UGLY LOSER WITH BLUE FONT! IN THE FACE! MAYBE HE BROKE HIS NOSE!*

no snakes here (6:37:09 PM):

*YOUR SISTER WAS A HOT LAY, TOO. SHE EVER TELL YA WHERE SHE GOT ALL THAT MONEY FROM?*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:37:18 PM):

*leans on the bar, looking for the bartender * Oi! You got any turkey legs back there?

braaawl (6:37:30 PM):

*fdksdjafhsdkafhjasdf!!*

braaawl (6:37:34 PM):

*PUNCHES >O*

crush all humanz (6:37:45 PM):

.....*is torn between watching the punching and asking Arcee-* What is with you an' slaggin' turkey legs?

prankingxlambo (6:38:07 PM):

*KICKS! D<*

braaawl (6:38:23 PM):

*GRABS CHAIR AND SMASHES IT IN YOUR FACE.*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:38:44 PM):

*blinks at him, grinning.* I like 'em!

crush all humanz (6:39:19 PM):

Oooh.  *shoves away from the bar, walks over, and idly reaches out and grabs one of the guys by the shirt*  Can I play?  *PUNCH*

crush all humanz (6:39:43 PM):

*as in a "I AM UPSET AND HURT AND MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME SO I'M TAKING IT OUT ON YOU" punch*

no snakes here (6:39:50 PM):

NO YOU CAN'T PLAY, YOU OWL REJECT.

no snakes here (6:39:55 PM):

*kicks in the shin*

crush all humanz (6:40:17 PM):

I'm not a slaggin' owl!  *BACKHAND*

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:40:19 PM):

Huh? *From further down the bar* No I ain't got any turkey legs, lady.

pinkbikerbot07 (6:40:28 PM):

Huh. Well. That's a bummer.

prankingxlambo (6:40:32 PM):

*PUNCHES UGLY GUY PUNCHING THE GUY HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BEATING UP!*

crush all humanz (6:40:42 PM):

*ISN'T UGLY D<*

crush all humanz (6:40:52 PM):

*KICK*

prankingxlambo (6:40:52 PM):

*IS SO UGLY!*

prankingxlambo (6:41:03 PM):

*SMASHES A BEER BOTTLE IN YOUR FACE HAHA!*

no snakes here (6:41:03 PM):

COULD'VE FOOLED ME, YOU LOOK AN AWFUL LOT LIKE ONE. YOU KNOW THE UGLY DUCKLING STORY?  IT'S LIKE YOUR IT'S TWIN. ONLY AN OWL.

no snakes here (6:41:06 PM):

THE UGLY OWL.

prankingxlambo (6:41:15 PM):

A VERY UGLY OWL.

crush all humanz (6:41:24 PM):

OW!  *throws the one in hand at the bar*  Arcee, gift fer ya!

prankingxlambo (6:41:27 PM):

SO UGLY THE OTHER OWLS DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

crush all humanz (6:41:40 PM):

*and leaps on to the bastard calling him an owl D<*

no snakes here (6:41:49 PM):

OWL OWL

no snakes here (6:41:50 PM):

UGLY OWL!

prankingxlambo (6:42:00 PM):

*WHAT THE HELL HE CAN'T PUNCH A GIRL D8*

crush all humanz (6:42:25 PM):

*the girl can punch you though!*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:42:34 PM):

*catches the one that was thrown, PUNCH IN THE FACE!*

prankingxlambo (6:42:44 PM):

*THREE HITS AND I'LL PUNCH HER BACK, THE BITCH!*

crush all humanz (6:42:44 PM):

*BITCHSMACK*  I AIN'T NO FRAGGIN' OWL, Y'FILTHY STUPID ORGANIC IDIOT!

braaawl (6:42:59 PM):

*looks at the human eyeing them with the OHSHI IT'S ONE OF THE ONES I REALLY OUGHTA AVOID look [re: raoul]* You got somethin' to say, punk?

pinkbikerbot07 (6:43:03 PM):

Don't! *punch * CALL *punch * Him *smack * an OWL! *throws!*

no snakes here (6:43:23 PM):

YOUR AN OWL!

no snakes here (6:43:25 PM):

AN UGLY OWL!

no snakes here (6:43:30 PM):

*PUNCH*

prankingxlambo (6:43:33 PM):

*gets up and punches the whore in the face!*

crush all humanz (6:43:36 PM):

YER MOTHER WAS A TOASTER!  *sock!*

lilredafthead (6:43:40 PM):

*Raises his hands*  Nah, man, I'm cool.  Thought you weren't supposed to be going after organics?

pinkbikerbot07 (6:44:01 PM):

*ducks, dives at him and tackles him around his midsection *

no snakes here (6:44:04 PM):

YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!

crush all humanz (6:44:22 PM):

HAH!  *grins*  I DON'T HAVE A FATHER!  *BITES*

braaawl (6:44:41 PM):

uh....

braaawl (6:44:42 PM):

HEY!

braaawl (6:44:51 PM):

DON'T HURT MAH BUDDY LIKE THAT! >:O

braaawl (6:44:57 PM):

*throws a chair at bobo's face*

crush all humanz (6:45:01 PM):

*AUGH*

crush all humanz (6:45:04 PM):

*reels*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:45:14 PM):

*is smashing billy or bob or whoever's face into the bartop *

braaawl (6:45:16 PM):

...wait. who the hell are you, again?

crush all humanz (6:45:23 PM):

DON'T THROW THINGS, IT AIN'T NICE!  *grabs an empty beer bottle and hurls it at the chair-thrower!*

prankingxlambo (6:45:34 PM):

*throws her off! what the hell!*

lilredafthead (6:45:49 PM):

Raoul, I know a few of the mechs.  You'd be...?

braaawl (6:45:49 PM):

YOU DON'T THROW THINGS FIRST, BOTTLE THROWER!!!!!!!!! *TOSSES HIS OWN BOTTLE BACK*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:45:54 PM):

*bounds back, retackle, SMASH SMASH SMASH *

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:46:05 PM):

You MORONS, STOP FIGHTING IN MAH BAR...! *Sighs, long-suffering* Fuckers, all y'all.

crush all humanz (6:46:17 PM):

*pauses and looks 'round at Raoul*  Hey, I know that name- OW!  *is beamed upside the head!*

crush all humanz (6:46:27 PM):

FRAGGER!  *LEAPS AT BOTTLE THROWER*

prankingxlambo (6:46:29 PM):

*throws her into a wall! chucks a chair at her!*

no snakes here (6:46:54 PM):

PUT A SOCK IN IT! *throws a bottle at the bartender's face*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:46:55 PM):

*smashes against the wall, then catches the chair and heaves it back, owowow wall hurts *

Braaawl (6:47:23 PM):

*gets up from where he's seated, cracks knuckles.*

Braaawl (6:47:35 PM):

*has been ignoring the bar fight for too long!*

crush all humanz (6:47:53 PM):

*is it can it be beatdown teimz nao*

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:48:04 PM):

*ouchie, but an arm deflects!* !! Oh, you did <i>not</i>, son. *Growls, grabs a full whiskey bottle and chucks it back at the guy*

no snakes here (6:48:21 PM):

*jumps outta the way!*

Prankingxlambo (6:48:22 PM):

*dodges the chair, haha! and CHUCKS A BOTTLE AT HER*

no snakes here (6:48:33 PM):

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING THAT, MOTHERFUCKER!

pinkbikerbot07 (6:48:49 PM):

Slag! *tries to dodge, bottle clips her arm, picks up the whole table and HEAVES it at him *

crush all humanz (6:49:04 PM):

*doesn't even know who he's beating up now, grabs a random patron and turns to slam him on top of the bar next to Raoul*  Yer name's Raoul, right?  *grin!*

no snakes here (6:49:26 PM):

*TOSSES A CHAIR AT THE BARTENDER*

crush all humanz (6:49:39 PM):

*oh yeah, a few punches should rearrange this guy's face nicely!  Yeah, y'look better already, slagger*

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:50:15 PM):

I'll throw where I want, it's -my bar-! Ack-- *Ducks down to avoid the chair*

Prankingxlambo (6:50:24 PM):

*SOMEHOW is not hit by the table, instead grabs her and... THROWS HER AGAIN!*

Braaawl (6:50:41 PM):

*lifts up a near by table*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:50:42 PM):

*scream!*

Braaawl (6:50:50 PM):

*throws it at billy D<*

Prankingxlambo (6:51:11 PM):

*he has magical table-avoiding skizzles, yo!*

crush all humanz (6:51:17 PM):

*looks over at Arcee*  Quit yer screamin', femme, an' beat him up!  He's a slaggin' organic!

pinkbikerbot07 (6:51:45 PM):

*smacks the wall, then glare to Crusher!* You're ruining my PLANS!

Braaawl (6:52:04 PM):

*takes a full bottle D<*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:52:13 PM):

*up again, then bounds after Billy again *

Braaawl (6:52:17 PM):

*walks on over to the guy that threw arcee and then smashes it on his FACE*

crush all humanz (6:52:21 PM):

*is still rearranging mister random-patron's face on the bartop  SLAM SLAM SLAM yeah yer nose looks better when it's two inches to the right*

Prankingxlambo (6:52:34 PM):

*is smashed in the face! >|*

Prankingxlambo (6:52:45 PM):

*punches brawl, because he's ugly*

Braaawl (6:52:57 PM):

*SO'S YOUR MOM, the ugly whore.*

Lilredafthead (6:53:05 PM):

*Is watching, still drinking his beer.  Same old same old, he's seen bar fights before.*  Yeah, I'm Raoul.  You'd be?

pinkbikerbot07 (6:53:06 PM):

*sneaking up behind Billy, slams a chair over his back *

Braaawl (6:53:06 PM):

*kicks where the sun don't shine*

Prankingxlambo (6:53:24 PM):

*STFU ABOUT MY MOM*

Prankingxlambo (6:53:28 PM):

*..... OW*

Prankingxlambo (6:53:35 PM):

*returns the favour!*

crush all humanz (6:53:49 PM):

*idly, throws the guy off the bar and on to a far away table*  'm Bonecrusher.  Nice t'meet you! *:D hell, he's even holding out a hand!*

Prankingxlambo (6:53:55 PM):

*omg, that's two against one! D:*

no snakes here (6:53:59 PM):

HEY, OWL-FACE.

no snakes here (6:54:02 PM):

HEY, UGLY UGLY OWL

no snakes here (6:54:10 PM):

YOU'RE AN UGLY OWL

no snakes here (6:54:13 PM):

UGLY UGLY

no snakes here (6:54:19 PM):

UGLY UGLY STUPID UGLY OWL

Lilredafthead (6:54:24 PM):

*Shakes his hand!*  Jeff's buddy, right?

pinkbikerbot07 (6:54:30 PM):

*<3 *

crush all humanz (6:55:02 PM):

*twitches at the yelling and then nods*  Yeah.  Y'two already met then?  --Excuse me a mo'.  *turns and grabs the owl-caller and slams him into the bar - HIS TURN FOR A MAKEOVER*

crush all humanz (6:55:19 PM):

*BEATBEATBEAT*

no snakes here (6:55:23 PM):

DX DX DX!!!!! OH MY GOD THE UGLY OWL FACE IS TOUCHING ME

no snakes here (6:55:29 PM):

GET IT OFF IT'S TOUCHING ME

pinkbikerbot07 (6:55:37 PM):

*heaves Billy across the room.* I'm Arcee! *waves to Raoul *

prankingxlambo (6:55:59 PM):

*flies across the room and lands on ugly owl face! D8*

braaawl (6:56:02 PM):

*and waves to Raoul, too, as he throws another bottle at some guy.* Brawl.

lilredafthead (6:56:30 PM):

*Waves back*  Nice to meet you, Arcee, Brawl.  And no, haven't met Jeff in person yet, but I owe him a game of cards.

crush all humanz (6:56:44 PM):

*heaves the guy in his grip up and throws him over his shoulder, then does a move any wrestler woudl be proud of, slamming down the attacker on him*

crush all humanz (6:56:52 PM):

*MEET THE FLOOR, RANDOM ASSAILANT!*

no snakes here (6:57:16 PM):

*is dead*

crush all humanz (6:57:23 PM):

*oops, oh well*

prankingxlambo (6:57:32 PM):

*I DONT KNOW WHERE BILLY IS NOW D:*

pinkbikerbot07 (6:57:40 PM):

*he got flung into Crusher *

no snakes here (6:57:47 PM):

DAVID!

no snakes here (6:57:48 PM):

NOOOOOOOOO!

prankingxlambo (6:57:53 PM):

*is he still on crusher? D:*

crush all humanz (6:57:59 PM):

*no, he's now on the ground.*

crush all humanz (6:58:00 PM):

*or something.*

no snakes here (6:58:01 PM):

*tosses a chair at Bonecrusher D<*

crush all humanz (6:58:19 PM):

*is hit by a chair!  slams backwards into the bar*

prankingxlambo (6:58:24 PM):

*is on the floor*

crush all humanz (6:58:25 PM):

DO YA GOTTA THROW THINGS AT ME?!

pinkbikerbot07 (6:58:30 PM):

*pounces Billy, hauling him to his feet and shaking him *

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:58:42 PM):

*still hiding behind the bar*

prankingxlambo (6:58:50 PM):

*don't shake he's gonna throw up!*

braaawl (6:59:01 PM):

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

braaawl (6:59:03 PM):

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

braaawl (6:59:10 PM):

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON'T YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pinkbikerbot07 (6:59:12 PM):

*EW, HEAVES him over the bar and into the bottles behind the bar *

crush all humanz (6:59:16 PM):

*adds to Raoul*  Yer th' organic the Corvette hangs out with, yea?

braaawl (6:59:40 PM):

*is some guy that's dressed like a hippy!*

prankingxlambo (6:59:44 PM):

*falls to floor, behind the bar. HEY LOOK IT'S THE BARTENDER THAT WOULDNT GIVE HIM BEER.*

lilredafthead (6:59:52 PM):

If you mean Tracks, that'd be me.  Don't know if there are any other Corvettes on base.

w0ntl00kd0wn (6:59:55 PM):

*Punches Billy in the face* AND THAT'S FOR NOT PAYING.

pinkbikerbot07 (7:00:08 PM):

*looks at the hippie * Eh?

braaawl (7:00:14 PM):

HIS MOM *points to Billy* IS GIVING FREE HEAD ON THE STREET!

lilredafthead (7:00:17 PM):

*Raises his beer*  I'd join you, but I'd like to be able to actually come /back/ to this bar sometime.

braaawl (7:00:19 PM):

BECAUSE SHE CAN'T GET PAID!

crush all humanz (7:00:24 PM):

Nah, no one else is that gaudy.  *stares idly at the hippy*  Fergot t'ask him, did you two try tha' thing I told him about?

prankingxlambo (7:00:46 PM):

*punches bartender in the face!* I said I'd pay you later, bitch!

lilredafthead (7:00:48 PM):

*Tilts his head to the side, uncomprehending*  Which thing?

prankingxlambo (7:00:58 PM):

*........................................... STAY AWAY FROM MY MOM*

crush all humanz (7:01:32 PM):

*hmmms and then shakes his head*  Ain't nothin' important.  Y'can ask him about it later, 'm not really sure what's goin' on right now.  *half-hearted thumbs up*  'm a bit plastered.

braaawl (7:01:32 PM):

*walks over to the bar*

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:01:36 PM):

--Oof! *Grabs his baseball bat from under the bar and swings at his assailant*

braaawl (7:01:37 PM):

*lifts up Billy*

braaawl (7:01:51 PM):

*takes him away from the nice bartender!*

prankingxlambo (7:01:57 PM):

*......*

braaawl (7:01:58 PM):

*smashes his face on a tabel <3*

prankingxlambo (7:02:06 PM):

*damn D:*

braaawl (7:02:48 PM):

*smashes his face again!*

lilredafthead (7:02:49 PM):

*Nods, will probably forget to ask about it.*  Sure thing.

braaawl (7:02:51 PM):

*and again!*

braaawl (7:02:53 PM):

*and again!*

prankingxlambo (7:02:54 PM):

*turns around and smashes a beer bottle in brawl's ugly face!*

braaawl (7:02:56 PM):

*...and again!*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:03:00 PM):

*...hits someone?*

braaawl (7:03:14 PM):

*punches billy in the gut D<*

no snakes here (7:03:21 PM):

WHAT THE HELL

no snakes here (7:03:23 PM):

YOU SKANKY WHORE!

no snakes here (7:03:29 PM):

*bitchslaps arcee*

crush all humanz (7:03:33 PM):

HEY

crush all humanz (7:03:38 PM):

*snarls and grabs the bitchslapper*

prankingxlambo (7:03:47 PM):

*punch to the face! D<*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:03:49 PM):

*backhands before he's snatched away *

crush all humanz (7:03:52 PM):

THAT'S NOT HOW Y'DO IT!

crush all humanz (7:03:55 PM):

*PIMPSLAP*

crush all humanz (7:04:01 PM):

*and fist to the throat!*

no snakes here (7:04:10 PM):

OH GOD, THE UGLY OWL FACE.

no snakes here (7:04:16 PM):

I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT THAT FACE.

no snakes here (7:04:20 PM):

IT'S KILLING ME.

crush all humanz (7:04:36 PM):

NO, MY FACE AIN'T.  *and then CRACK goes his neck!*

crush all humanz (7:04:45 PM):

Tha', however, might do th' trick.  *D<*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:04:49 PM):

*:D*

no snakes here (7:04:50 PM):

*dies*

braaawl (7:05:06 PM):

*tosses into a wall by Raoul*

braaawl (7:05:10 PM):

*billy, that is*

braaawl (7:05:14 PM):

*tosses billy :D*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:05:27 PM):

*is wondering how Billy is alive *

crush all humanz (7:05:37 PM):

*tosses some energon onto the corpse*  Hey, anyone gotta lighter?  I wanna show our new friend Raoul a bar trick! *:D*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:05:47 PM):

Oooo!

prankingxlambo (7:05:55 PM):

*lands by Raoul?*

lilredafthead (7:05:56 PM):

*Pulls out a lighter*  Bar trick?

pinkbikerbot07 (7:06:01 PM):

Oh yeah.

crush all humanz (7:06:01 PM):

*snatches!*

crush all humanz (7:06:05 PM):

Amazin' magic.

pinkbikerbot07 (7:06:09 PM):

Best bartrick you'll ever see.

braaawl (7:06:15 PM):

Totally.

crush all humanz (7:06:20 PM):

*kneels and SETS THE BODY AFLAME*

prankingxlambo (7:06:34 PM):

*DDDDD8*

lilredafthead (7:06:35 PM):

*Starts*  That's the trick?

no snakes here (7:06:35 PM):

*rises*

lilredafthead (7:06:42 PM):

...

no snakes here (7:06:46 PM):

*corpse starts groaning*

crush all humanz (7:06:48 PM):

*steps back and hands the lighter back* Nah, that's  th' trick!

no snakes here (7:06:51 PM):

you.....biiiiitch.......!!

pinkbikerbot07 (7:06:52 PM):

*grinning *

no snakes here (7:06:59 PM):

ug....ly.....o....w....l!!!

pinkbikerbot07 (7:07:23 PM):

Pretty cool, huh Raoul!

no snakes here (7:07:24 PM):

*JUMPS AT RAOUL AND NOMS ON HIM*

crush all humanz (7:07:33 PM):

AUGH HEY NO BAD ZOMBIE!

pinkbikerbot07 (7:07:35 PM):

Er..whoops.

crush all humanz (7:07:36 PM):

*grabs and pulls away*

crush all humanz (7:07:39 PM):

BAD ZOMBIE

crush all humanz (7:07:47 PM):

NO NOMMIN' ON TH' HUMAN D<

crush all humanz (7:07:55 PM):

*throws at Arcee!*  THERE, NOM ON THAT!

no snakes here (7:08:02 PM):

*noms on arcee*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:08:05 PM):

Hey! >.<

no snakes here (7:08:10 PM):

*...spits out* DX BAD TASTE

no snakes here (7:08:11 PM):

TASTE BAD

lilredafthead (7:08:14 PM):

*Bleeding!*  WHAT THE HELL?

no snakes here (7:08:18 PM):

LIKE UGLY WHORES

pinkbikerbot07 (7:08:22 PM):

*grins, throws  on Billy *

crush all humanz (7:08:23 PM):

*looks at Raoul*  Don't worry, pretty sure it ain't contagious like it is in th' movies.

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:08:39 PM):

*Emerges from behind the bar with a shotgun* ---okay, ALL YOU BITCHES, OUTTA MY BAR.

lilredafthead (7:08:49 PM):

*Yeah that doesn't look like it makes him feel any better*  You can make /zombies?/

crush all humanz (7:09:11 PM):

Kinda, they're -- *looks at the bartender*  But we made a zombie fer you!!! *D:*

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:09:27 PM):

*Blinks* ...What're you on about?

crush all humanz (7:09:29 PM):

We're like.... *search*  Jesuses!

prankingxlambo (7:09:33 PM):

*runs out of the bar! because he is somehow still alive. and would very much not like to be nommed on by zombies. D8*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:09:42 PM):

PUSSY!

braaawl (7:09:43 PM):

...D:

braaawl (7:09:47 PM):

Fucker got away.

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:09:48 PM):

...What. *Frowns* You makin' fun of Jesus, son?

crush all humanz (7:09:55 PM):

Or is it Jesui?

pinkbikerbot07 (7:09:57 PM):

....

crush all humanz (7:10:00 PM):

*frowns*  English is complicated.

crush all humanz (7:10:18 PM):

*adds*  Iunno, who's Jesus?

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:10:47 PM):

You don't get more'n one! Jesus is our savior, an' if you don't like it, you can get the hell out! D<

no snakes here (7:11:10 PM):

*noms on bartender's foot*

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:11:18 PM):

*STOMPS A ZOMBIE HEAD*

crush all humanz (7:11:19 PM):

.....Huh.  *blinks, searches*  But... There's like a thousand people with th' same name.  *confused*  Whutever.

no snakes here (7:11:32 PM):

*dies*

lilredafthead (7:11:35 PM):

It's complicated, I can explain later.

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:11:37 PM):

*Motions with the barrel of his shotgun* OUT.

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:11:42 PM):

ALL Y'ALL.

prankingxlambo (7:11:52 PM):

*is already out!*

crush all humanz (7:11:56 PM):

Yeesh, alllriiiight.  We were just havin' a lil' fun!  *D:*

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:12:06 PM):

*ALL Y'ALL THAT AIN"T DEAD ALL READY, STFU*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:12:06 PM):

Gee, he's cranky.

lilredafthead (7:12:11 PM):

*Finishes his beer first!*

braaawl (7:12:27 PM):

Dunno why. I mean, it wasn't like we damaged the place too  badly.

crush all humanz (7:12:33 PM):

C'mon.  There's gotta be somethin' else t'do around here.  HEY!

pinkbikerbot07 (7:12:37 PM):

Yeah, really!

crush all humanz (7:12:46 PM):

*takes a cube out and throws it back*  LET'S GO TO A CEMETARY!

pinkbikerbot07 (7:12:59 PM):

Ooooh...

pinkbikerbot07 (7:12:59 PM):

YEAH!

pinkbikerbot07 (7:13:05 PM):

Set em loose on the town!

lilredafthead (7:13:07 PM):

You want to make /more/ of those things?

braaawl (7:13:16 PM):

Why wouldn't we want to?

w0ntl00kd0wn (7:13:19 PM):

*slams the door behind them!*

crush all humanz (7:13:38 PM):

*looks at Raoul*  Duh.  It's a new trick!  We needa be scientific about it!

lilredafthead (7:13:44 PM):

... because they eat people?  *Looks at them.  Hello?  Flesh-eating zombies?*

crush all humanz (7:14:07 PM):

Eeeeh, eatin' people ain't such a big deal.  I think summa the Insecticons do that.

crush all humanz (7:14:53 PM):

*looks around*  Where's a cemetary this time a'night?

lilredafthead (7:15:22 PM):

*Adds "Insecticons" to his list of mechs to avoid.*  Nearest cemetary?  Pretty sure it's a bit north of here.

crush all humanz (7:16:45 PM):

Awesome.  An' if anybody  asks -- *points at Raoul seriously* -- It was fer science.  We were conductin' a hiiighly important scientific study.

lilredafthead (7:18:01 PM):

Sure thing.  Science.  Gotcha.  *Oh god he's going to be eaten by zombies.  Well, it's one of the more awesome ways to go.*

crush all humanz (7:18:29 PM):

*DEFINITELY awesome - starts walking northward!*  ARCEE, BRAWL, C'MON WE GOTTA GO DO SOME SCIENCEY THINGS!

no snakes here (7:19:00 PM):

*heading northward :D!*

crush all humanz (7:19:16 PM):

*can't remember where he parked himself, hence the walking*

crush all humanz (7:19:22 PM):

*but walking is good!*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:19:27 PM):

*follows CLOSE!*

no snakes here (7:20:19 PM):

*takes out some energon to get ready! :-D*

no snakes here (7:20:28 PM):

*tosses a bottle to both arcee + bobo*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:21:08 PM):

*catch!*

crush all humanz (7:21:17 PM):

*tucks away somewhere~*  ....I gave you tha' lighter right Raoul?  'Cos otherwise we gotta do it th' old fashioned way an' I hate old fashioned.

crush all humanz (7:21:31 PM):

....Well, older than a lighter.  *ha ha, here is where he laughs at quaint human technology*

lilredafthead (7:22:06 PM):

You didn't hand it back, no... got some matches, though, if that'll do?

no snakes here (7:42:21 PM):

*....and they're at the cemetary?*

crush all humanz (7:42:41 PM):

*yes they are!  Bonecrusher stole Raoul's lighter :P*

crush all humanz (7:42:49 PM):

*since, you know, he didn't give it back and Raoul left.*

no snakes here (7:43:16 PM):

...so wait.

no snakes here (7:43:22 PM):

...

crush all humanz (7:43:33 PM):

....Wait what?  *blink*

no snakes here (7:43:44 PM):

Got a shovel to dig the corses up?

no snakes here (7:43:46 PM):

[corpses]

crush all humanz (7:43:51 PM):

.......Uh.

crush all humanz (7:43:52 PM):

OH!

crush all humanz (7:44:04 PM):

.........*D:*

crush all humanz (7:44:08 PM):

Not like this I don't.....

pinkbikerbot07 (7:46:01 PM):

*frowns.* Blow em outta the ground?

crush all humanz (7:46:57 PM):

.....Tha' might work.

pinkbikerbot07 (7:48:01 PM):

Did -anyone- actually drive here?

pinkbikerbot07 (7:48:11 PM):

*can't blow em out without weapons *

no snakes here (7:48:14 PM):

.....no?

no snakes here (7:48:19 PM):

....

crush all humanz (7:48:23 PM):

........Um.  If I drove m'self, I woulda had a shovel.

pinkbikerbot07 (7:49:24 PM):

Well damn.

crush all humanz (7:49:48 PM):

.....Maybe we should... uh.

no snakes here (7:49:59 PM):

...:|

crush all humanz (7:50:13 PM):

....Why don't we just.... pour the energon over th' graves?

crush all humanz (7:50:26 PM):

.....No wait.

crush all humanz (7:50:48 PM):

.......Slaggin' hell.

no snakes here (7:51:19 PM):

....can always come back tomorrow.

pinkbikerbot07 (7:51:33 PM):

Yeah, we can just go to another bar and beat people up?

crush all humanz (7:51:45 PM):

I guess.  *:\ but he wanted ZOMBIES oh well*

no snakes here (7:52:40 PM):

*shrug* We got one zombie, at least.

pinkbikerbot07 (7:52:52 PM):

*grins.* One down, the rest of the world to go.

pinkbikerbot07 (7:52:58 PM):

Let's find another bar!

no snakes here (7:54:40 PM):

*pats Bobo on the back.* We can beat up some more humans instead.

crush all humanz (7:55:31 PM):

....I guess.  Yeah, might as well.

no snakes here (7:55:57 PM):

*off to what they don't know is a GAY BAR!*

crush all humanz (7:56:12 PM):

*indeed!*

pinkbikerbot07 (7:56:44 PM):

*awesome! is tugging Crusher happily *

crush all humanz (7:56:53 PM):

*is being tugged :\*

no snakes here (7:59:52 PM):

*is not being tugged :-D!*

crush all humanz (8:00:53 PM):

*look there's the bar*

crush all humanz (8:00:54 PM):

*woo*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:00:56 PM):

*pulls them towards a bar *

pinkbikerbot07 (8:01:00 PM):

Let's do that one!

crush all humanz (8:01:15 PM):

*shrug*  Sure.

no snakes here (8:01:45 PM):

*and...*

no snakes here (8:01:47 PM):

*they enter!*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:02:13 PM):

*grins and moves in, looking around with a smile *

crush all humanz (8:02:31 PM):

*as he's being pulled, he has no choice either, not that he cares one way or another*

no snakes here (8:03:17 PM):

*and they are...in the bar!*

crush all humanz (8:04:26 PM):

*is still downing his energon and will slag anyone who asks about those weird little cubes D<*

SwoopDinobot (8:04:48 PM):

-reclines back against the bar with a beer, watching the crowd and bobbing his head to the music-

prankingxlambo (8:05:26 PM):

*is sitting at the bar, with a beer?*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:05:52 PM):

*prances in, grinning and looking around at all the friendly people mingling and dancing *

crush all humanz (8:06:04 PM):

*sighs*  This place isn't as crappy as th' last.  We're not gonna get a fight.  *:<*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:06:25 PM):

Can I get one of those cubes? *grins at Crusher *

no snakes here (8:06:49 PM):

:/

crush all humanz (8:07:07 PM):

No.  's my personal stash of "'m gettin' slagged over here now" energon.

crush all humanz (8:07:13 PM):

Ask Brawl fer some.

SwoopDinobot (8:07:36 PM):

-ohai, look who it is!  no mistaking that hair!- Arcee! -calls out and waves-

crush all humanz (8:08:32 PM):

*hears that*  .....Oh, slag, jus' what we need.  *>\*

no snakes here (8:08:39 PM):

....who's that? :/

pinkbikerbot07 (8:08:56 PM):

*forgets the energon, and whirls, oooh lookit the pink hair fly. Her face is a picture of excitement and horror *

crush all humanz (8:08:59 PM):

Some slaggin' human Arcee made nice with.

crush all humanz (8:09:18 PM):

*grumbles*  He saw her pop so he kinda knows who we are.  In a... vauge sense.

no snakes here (8:09:31 PM):

...how vauge?

SwoopDinobot (8:09:31 PM):

-brilliant smile- Hey, didn't expect to ever see you again.

no snakes here (8:09:31 PM):

:/

pinkbikerbot07 (8:09:52 PM):

*grins easily, hey whatever is drunk, and walks over to him, huuug!* Yeah, we're makign a night out of it!

crush all humanz (8:09:59 PM):

Less than th' Raoul kid but more'n most humans?  *sighs and follows Arcee*

no snakes here (8:10:26 PM):

*shrugs, follows them!*

SwoopDinobot (8:11:16 PM):

-hugs her back- 'Charles', nice to see you again, too. -turns to the newcomer- I'm Michael.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:11:27 PM):

Thats Brawl. *nods with a smile *

crush all humanz (8:11:48 PM):

.....*makes a face at "Charles" wtf he said Charlie didn't he :\*

no snakes here (8:12:11 PM):

I could introduce myself, you know. *drly.*

SwoopDinobot (8:12:21 PM):

-hey, he was close!-

pinkbikerbot07 (8:12:43 PM):

*waves a hand *

crush all humanz (8:14:39 PM):

.....*looks at Brawl*  We could start a fight with him?  *points at Michael*

SwoopDinobot (8:15:05 PM):

-frown- A fight?

no snakes here (8:15:22 PM):

*raises an eyebrow, shrugs.* Doesn't seem that bad.

no snakes here (8:15:33 PM):

But sure, if you really want to.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:15:46 PM):

No, don't fight with him! D:

crush all humanz (8:15:46 PM):

Meh, I jus' needa take out all my anger.  Y'know how it is.

crush all humanz (8:15:53 PM):

....Why not?

pinkbikerbot07 (8:16:01 PM):

Cause he's nice. *nods.*

crush all humanz (8:16:27 PM):

'm sure Billy was a perfectly nice organic.  *huffs and takes another drink*

SwoopDinobot (8:16:44 PM):

-smiles at Arcee- And, if you're going to fight anyone, fight someone who'd give you a challenge.  You'd kick my ass in a heartbeat.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:19:56 PM):

Billy was annoying and being a lil glitch and refusing to pay HE deserved to get his face smashed into the bar. *nods to Michael.*

crush all humanz (8:20:31 PM):

So did all th' other ones.  *nods*  Though I wish my zombie'd stayed alive longer.

SwoopDinobot (8:20:55 PM):

.....zombie? -quirks an eyebrow-

pinkbikerbot07 (8:21:16 PM):

*nods.* Yeah we went to a cemetary but we didn't have our guns. OR a shovel.

no snakes here (8:21:50 PM):

*snorts, drinking.*

SwoopDinobot (8:21:54 PM):

-takes a big drink of his beer- Zombies....

pinkbikerbot07 (8:22:16 PM):

*peers at Michael.* You gotta shovel?

SwoopDinobot (8:22:24 PM):

Uh, no, I don't.

crush all humanz (8:22:38 PM):

Damn.  *frowns*  I really wanted some zombies.

crush all humanz (8:22:49 PM):

Less complications when y'kill 'em.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:23:11 PM):

Rats.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:23:21 PM):

*disappointed look.*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:25:42 PM):

So what is this place anyway? *looks around.* It's cool!

SwoopDinobot (8:26:29 PM):

It's one of the better gay bars around here.  I like stop by every once in a while and see if anything interesting's going on.

crush all humanz (8:27:45 PM):

....Interestin'?  As in...?  *looks around in annoyance*  These slaggers don't fight at all, do they.

no snakes here (8:28:16 PM):

*chokes, downs his drink.*

SwoopDinobot (8:28:25 PM):

...it's a gay bar.  Catfights, but I don't think that's the kind of fight you're looking for. -amused-

no snakes here (8:28:25 PM):

*siiiigh*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:28:37 PM):

*blinks.* Poor Crusher....

crush all humanz (8:29:18 PM):

Primus, what does it take t'get a damned fight?

pinkbikerbot07 (8:30:17 PM):

*guess who walked in! :D*

crush all humanz (8:30:33 PM):

*oblivious*

no snakes here (8:31:00 PM):

*a duck?*

prankingxlambo (8:31:10 PM):

*... BRAD?!*

crush all humanz (8:31:32 PM):

*JANET?*

SwoopDinobot (8:31:46 PM):

-Rocky?-

pinkbikerbot07 (8:31:58 PM):

*Jeff! The not naked one...but normally naked one. :D*

no snakes here (8:32:05 PM):

*UR MOM!*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:32:19 PM):

*and is coming up behind Crusher and the others. *

SwoopDinobot (8:32:33 PM):

-orders another beer-

crush all humanz (8:32:34 PM):

*takes another drink, still oblivious*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:32:54 PM):

*slaps his ass, drawls, clearly not recognizing him * Hey there bootylicious!

crush all humanz (8:33:06 PM):

. . . .

crush all humanz (8:33:19 PM):

*turns and socks Jeff in the mouth on default*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:33:27 PM):

*socked! :<*

no snakes here (8:33:44 PM):

*laughs*

SwoopDinobot (8:33:53 PM):

Jeff! -eyes him- How much have you had to drink?

crush all humanz (8:34:07 PM):

Slagger.  *grumbles and finishes the cube*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:34:24 PM):

*starts to laugh.* A lot! *throws an arm around Crusher.* He's SEXY!

SwoopDinobot (8:34:38 PM):

Jeff, buddy, might want to leave this one alone.

crush all humanz (8:35:03 PM):

*raises an eyebrow and debates on whether or not to sock him again* ....

pinkbikerbot07 (8:35:11 PM):

*nuzzle.*

no snakes here (8:35:22 PM):

*and a guy in the background hollas,*

no snakes here (8:35:26 PM):

HE LOOKS LIKE AN OWL!

crush all humanz (8:35:33 PM):

Move him 'fore I do.

no snakes here (8:35:39 PM):

AN UGLY OWL.

crush all humanz (8:35:40 PM):

*idle shout*  I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN OWL.

SwoopDinobot (8:35:44 PM):

-gets up and peels Jeff off- Man, come on.  Pick another target tonight.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:36:15 PM):

HE doesn't look like an owl! He's SEXY!

pinkbikerbot07 (8:36:22 PM):

*tries to nom his neck *

pinkbikerbot07 (8:36:29 PM):

*as he's pulled away by michael D: D: D: *

SwoopDinobot (8:36:31 PM):

-tugtug away-

no snakes here (8:36:48 PM):

*lol'ing*

crush all humanz (8:37:06 PM):

.......*shakes his head*  'm too drunk t'stop him at this point, tha's pretty bad.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:37:14 PM):

He's so....*wibbles.* beautiful!

pinkbikerbot07 (8:37:21 PM):

*scrambles free, CLING t oCrusher *

crush all humanz (8:38:22 PM):

.....

crush all humanz (8:38:23 PM):

*sighs*

SwoopDinobot (8:38:24 PM):

........Jeff. -grabs him again and hauls him to the restroom-

crush all humanz (8:39:02 PM):

Humans're slaggin' weird.... *notices Brawl lol'ing NOW and throws an empty cube at his head*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:39:04 PM):

Nooo! *WAILS * HE said he wouldn't resist me!

pinkbikerbot07 (8:39:21 PM):

*puuuulllls away, LEAPS to Crusher, covering in kisses *

no snakes here (8:39:29 PM):

HEY D<

SwoopDinobot (8:40:01 PM):

-facepalms, groaning- I'm so sorry about this.

no snakes here (8:40:03 PM):

*throws a cube at Bobo, might've hit Jeff instead*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:40:19 PM):

*wacked on the arm, ow, didn't faze him, really, kisskiss!*

SwoopDinobot (8:40:39 PM):

Goddammit Jeff, stop molesting him!

crush all humanz (8:40:44 PM):

's no big deal.  *ducks away from direct kisses, putting a hand on Jeff's shoulder*  He'd best tone it down a bit though.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:40:55 PM):

*nuzzles, cling!*

crush all humanz (8:41:39 PM):

*sighs, patpat*

SwoopDinobot (8:41:49 PM):

.....give him a couple shots of tequila and he'll pass out.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:42:21 PM):

*purrs, noms on Crusher's neck again *

crush all humanz (8:42:22 PM):

If 'm not mistaken 'm pretty sure he's already had that.  *eyeroll*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:45:58 PM):

*tugs on Crusher.* Wanna get outta here, eh?

crush all humanz (8:46:08 PM):

.....Uh.  Not particularly.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:46:11 PM):

*wandering, experienced hands ftw!*

crush all humanz (8:47:33 PM):

Hey now.  *grabs a hand, tugs it away from himself*  Dinner an' a movie first, wanderin' hands later.  *yeah, he's nice and drunk isn't he*

SwoopDinobot (8:47:37 PM):

-leans back on the bar, watching Jeff worriedly-

pinkbikerbot07 (8:49:54 PM):

Oooh...*purrs, pressing against Crusher.* Feisty!

crush all humanz (8:51:30 PM):

Right.  Why don't y'go get yerself another drink.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:52:03 PM):

I don't neeeed anymore. *nomnomnom *

SwoopDinobot (8:52:03 PM):

-orders two shots of tequila- Jeff, man, come drink with me.

crush all humanz (8:52:24 PM):

Go drink with yer friend while my friends an' I do some field work.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:53:01 PM):

*sways, then follows Michael *

crush all humanz (8:53:37 PM):

*looks at Arcee & Brawl*  Barfight.  Now.

SwoopDinobot (8:54:16 PM):

-hands him one of the shots with a grin- Come on, dude.  You liiiike tequila.

pinkbikerbot07 (8:54:31 PM):

*wobbles, but takes the drink, swoooosh! gone!*

no snakes here (8:54:58 PM):

*shrugs*

no snakes here (8:55:05 PM):

*takes an empty bottle, and...*

no snakes here (8:55:11 PM):

*leans back, and........

SwoopDinobot (8:55:12 PM):

-downs his and chases it with his beer-

no snakes here (8:55:25 PM):

throws it at Sideswipe's NPC's face.*

prankingxlambo (8:56:04 PM):

*....*

prankingxlambo (8:56:11 PM):

*throws it back*

no snakes here (8:56:17 PM):

*ducks!*

prankingxlambo (8:56:25 PM):

*missed! D:*

no snakes here (8:56:34 PM):

*gets up*

no snakes here (8:56:39 PM):

*throws another at your face!*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:56:46 PM):

You got it. *grinning, and ducking the flying bottles *

crush all humanz (8:56:55 PM):

....Tha's more like it.

prankingxlambo (8:57:04 PM):

*dodges!*

prankingxlambo (8:57:11 PM):

*throws a chair!*

crush all humanz (8:57:13 PM):

*grabs someone and punches!*

no snakes here (8:57:18 PM):

*ducks!*

no snakes here (8:57:28 PM):

*picks up a chair and stands on a table.*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:57:34 PM):

*grabs someone and - FLING! over the bar!*

no snakes here (8:57:35 PM):

*tosses the chair at an unsuspecting someone*

SwoopDinobot (8:57:37 PM):

Shit. -grabs Jeff and hurries out of the way-

prankingxlambo (8:57:51 PM):

*throws a bottle at a random person?*

no snakes here (8:58:04 PM):

*walks over to Sideswipe's NPC.*

prankingxlambo (8:58:13 PM):

*backs away?*

no snakes here (8:58:17 PM):

*grabs!*

no snakes here (8:58:19 PM):

:-D

prankingxlambo (8:58:23 PM):

*D:*

prankingxlambo (8:58:27 PM):

*!*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:58:30 PM):

*is now even drunker. D: *

no snakes here (8:58:30 PM):

*slams face on to table.*

SwoopDinobot (8:58:44 PM):

-pulling him behind the bar with the bartender and ducking down-

prankingxlambo (8:58:50 PM):

*... x_X*

crush all humanz (8:59:11 PM):

*BEATING PEOPLE UP IS FUN*

pinkbikerbot07 (8:59:25 PM):

*YES IT IS!*

no snakes here (8:59:39 PM):

*slams his face into the table, again!*

prankingxlambo (8:59:41 PM):

*NOT WHEN YOU'RE THE PERSON GETTING BEAT UP!*

prankingxlambo (8:59:51 PM):

*>(*

pinkbikerbot07 (9:00:10 PM):

*picks someone up, and wheee! contently grinding their face into the concrete *

no snakes here (9:00:30 PM):

BOBO!

SwoopDinobot (9:00:44 PM):

Holyshitthey'restrong o__o

no snakes here (9:00:51 PM):

...catch. *lifts Sideswipe's random person and tosses him Bonecrusher's way!*

prankingxlambo (9:01:02 PM):

*D8*

crush all humanz (9:01:13 PM):

*catches!*

crush all humanz (9:01:18 PM):

*...well, more like clotheslines*

crush all humanz (9:01:23 PM):

*but the thought is the same*

prankingxlambo (9:01:28 PM):

*DDDDDD8*

prankingxlambo (9:01:38 PM):

*OW*

prankingxlambo (9:01:41 PM):

*BITCH*

crush all humanz (9:01:46 PM):

*nou*

prankingxlambo (9:01:58 PM):

*owlface*

pinkbikerbot07 (9:02:26 PM):

*random guy whizzes by Michael and Jeff, screaming :D Arcee waves hellloooo!*

SwoopDinobot (9:02:54 PM):

-stares in shock-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:03:50 PM):

*he sooo punched her first! D<*

crush all humanz (9:04:14 PM):

*beats someone up*

SwoopDinobot (9:05:15 PM):

-is too busy trying to not get injured, kthnx-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:07:09 PM):

*wanders over to BRawl. * Hey handsome...

SwoopDinobot (9:07:35 PM):

Get your ass back here! -practically hisses from behind the bar-

no snakes here (9:07:50 PM):

*was going to beat someone up DX!*

pinkbikerbot07 (9:08:21 PM):

*ass slap to BRawl *

pinkbikerbot07 (9:08:26 PM):

*Brawl

crush all humanz (9:08:35 PM):

*punch kick jab*

crush all humanz (9:08:39 PM):

*jab jab even*

no snakes here (9:08:40 PM):

...do you want to get hit in the face.

pinkbikerbot07 (9:09:08 PM):

*molest...!!!*

no snakes here (9:09:21 PM):

DX *shoves off!*

no snakes here (9:09:33 PM):

Already taken, slagger.

pinkbikerbot07 (9:09:58 PM):

*siiiigh. All the pretty ones are taken!*

SwoopDinobot (9:10:49 PM):

-reaches up and grabs a fistful of Jeff's shirt, tugging him back again-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:11:18 PM):

*tugged back, stumble!*

SwoopDinobot (9:18:35 PM):

-wait, wasn't there a fight going on a moment ago?-

crush all humanz (9:19:02 PM):

*Bonecrusher doesn't know about everyone else, but HE'S still beating people up*

prankingxlambo (9:19:19 PM):

*throws a chair at owlface, i guess!*

pinkbikerbot07 (9:19:36 PM):

*is still ebating the slag out of everyone she sees, throwing one out into the parking lot *

SwoopDinobot (9:21:11 PM):

- D: - Dammit, I hate fights....

pinkbikerbot07 (9:22:22 PM):

*ooops, a body smashes into a car, winshield broken!*

SwoopDinobot (9:22:48 PM):

HEY THAT WAS MY CAR!

crush all humanz (9:23:20 PM):

Oops?

SwoopDinobot (9:24:03 PM):

D:

pinkbikerbot07 (9:25:06 PM):

Whoops...

pinkbikerbot07 (9:28:23 PM):

So...uh...*grins sheepishly at Michael.* NEed a ride?

SwoopDinobot (9:28:37 PM):

......please?

pinkbikerbot07 (9:29:55 PM):

*grins, this will be interesting! Snags his hand, cheerfully tugging him out the door.* Ever been on a bike?

SwoopDinobot (9:30:28 PM):

Once....when I was a kid...

pinkbikerbot07 (9:30:38 PM):

Eheheh.

pinkbikerbot07 (9:31:08 PM):

I don't mean like a bicycle....*walking down the street to where they left the alts.*

SwoopDinobot (9:31:52 PM):

I know what you meant. -smiles brightly-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:34:57 PM):

*she just grinned, ducking into the abandoned lot that held hers, Crusher's and Brawl's alt *

SwoopDinobot (9:37:31 PM):

.....uh...so I guess this is as good a time as any to ask.  Are you really...one of those alien robots?

pinkbikerbot07 (9:38:41 PM):

*she just looked at him for a minute, holo popping out of existence. The bike that was hidden behind Crusher started to move, then whee! She stepped out from behind Crusher, peering down at him.* Nope.

SwoopDinobot (9:39:50 PM):

......................

SwoopDinobot (9:40:09 PM):

Wow.

pinkbikerbot07 (9:40:41 PM):

*blink blink. Yeah, she's a little dramatic, but hey! It's fun.*

SwoopDinobot (9:41:26 PM):

You're really pink. -dumbfounded-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:42:08 PM):

*starts laughing.* Hmm. Thanks. Though I prefer the word fuschia.

SwoopDinobot (9:42:42 PM):

Fuchsia.  Right.

SwoopDinobot (9:42:52 PM):

-shakes his head, amazed-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:43:25 PM):

*just grins at him, then changes back to her alt, bike humming happily.*

SwoopDinobot (9:45:27 PM):

-hesitantly reaches a hand out to grab one of her handlebars- Uh...anything I'm not supposed to touch?

pinkbikerbot07 (9:46:57 PM):

*more laughter.* No. You're fine.

SwoopDinobot (9:47:46 PM):

-nervous smile- Alright, then... -climbs on, feeling a bit awkward-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:50:08 PM):

Just make sure you hold on. And that you tell me where to go. *and zooooom! She's off into the night!*

SwoopDinobot (9:50:26 PM):

WHOOOOA -holds on tightly-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:51:45 PM):

*engine revs as she laughes, and she swerved gently back and forth on the empty road.* So where do you live?

SwoopDinobot (9:53:09 PM):

Um...keep going straight on this road for a bit, then turn left at Washington Avenue. -trying his best to not gush over how cool this is-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:55:48 PM):

*engine revs again in response, and she swerves again, accelerating slightly.* So how are you? You scared?

SwoopDinobot (9:56:23 PM):

-laughs- Far from it!  This is awesome!

pinkbikerbot07 (9:57:31 PM):

*makes a hard left onto Washington.* Where to?

SwoopDinobot (9:58:54 PM):

Take a right....there. -points- And then it's five houses down. -omgsocool-

pinkbikerbot07 (9:59:31 PM):

*tuuuuurns!* Got it.

pinkbikerbot07 (9:59:54 PM):

*slowing to a stop.*

SwoopDinobot (10:00:27 PM):

-climbs off reluctantly, grinning-

SwoopDinobot (10:01:08 PM):

You guys are really something.

pinkbikerbot07 (10:01:58 PM):

Mmm. Yes. We do try.

SwoopDinobot (10:03:31 PM):

-eyes the bike- I, uh, I'm used to giving ladies a hug before saying goodnight. -shiftshift-

pinkbikerbot07 (10:04:09 PM):

*snorts, the holo popping back into view.*

SwoopDinobot (10:05:24 PM):

-bright smile- What can I say?  It's part of my job, and I just fell into the habit. -goes over and hugs her tightly-

pinkbikerbot07 (10:05:51 PM):

*she just grinned at him, shaking her head and giving him a hug back *

SwoopDinobot (10:07:31 PM):

-lets her go and gives her a friendly peck on the cheek before turning and heading for his door- Thanks for the ride, Arcee.

pinkbikerbot07 (10:08:21 PM):

Not a problem, sorry about your car! *She grinned, crossing her arms and waiting for him to disappear in the house before allowing the holo to get on the bike and disappear into the night *