prankingxlambo: b2YgY291cnNlIGknbSBub3QsIGxvc2VyZmFjZS4gY2F1c2UgaSdtIG5vdCBhIHBhcmFub2lkIHRvb2wuIE9CViA=
braaawl: *glares at blackout and keeps an eye
on will*
known as remix:
*glares down at will*
capt lennox: *glares back*
known as remix:
*thrashes remains of tail threateningly*
Crush All Humanz: *definitely 20 drinks by now yus. takes
anohter.*
lilredafthead: *makes his way over to Will*
capt lennox: *wishes he had bazooka right now*
known as remix:
*hiss*
Crush All Humanz: *snerks* ...THAT'S SCAAAAARY. HALFA TAIL
= HALFA BOT >D
known
as remix: *looks up at master
for "orders"*
known as remix:
and shut up, crusher >=(
known as remix:
O=)
fiesty hacker: All
this animosity...
JazzBabySays: -pets Scorponok soothingly behind the
eyes-
Crush All Humanz: *sticks out his tongue at scorp*
lilredafthead: *picks up Maggie* Hey you. How ya been?
LordBigMegs: Screamer....
known as remix:
But but.....*sinks down in lap at pets*
fiesty hacker:
*startled* HEY. You totally abandoned me at the rave.
JazzBabySays: It's alright, Scorponok. Bonecrusher has
enough bot on him to make up for what you lack. In fact, he could make up several
djpsychic wave:
*drinking*
LordBigMegs: ....I've got a cube here with you're name on it.
lilredafthead: : / I asked Firestar to drive you back - you got
home okay, right?
lilredafthead: And I didn't ABANDON you, Bee threw me in the brig.
Loyal Raiu: o_o
Crush All Humanz: *smirks at Blackout* AND I'VE GOT THE STAM'NA OF AT LEAST FIVE.
Crush All Humanz: AT LEAAST.
Loyal Raiu: What's up?
braaawl: Li4ud2VsbCwgeWVhaCwgb2J2IHRvIHRoYXQu
JazzBabySays: -snorts-
braaawl: *drinks*
JazzBabySays: -doesn't even give him the benefit of a
reply-
fiesty hacker: >:
\ That's not the point. You told me that if I 'made nice with 'Cons' that I
couldn't sit on your shoulder. That was before you got yourself in trouble.
lilredafthead: Well, that's because people who make nice with cons don't
get to sit on my shoulders.
Crush All Humanz: *ignores blackout's lack of reply*
the glenjumper:
It's a fact of life.
prankingxlambo:
eWVhaCwgZXhhY3RseS4g
lilredafthead: *picks up Glen, brings his humans back to the table*
See? Listen to Glen.
fiesty hacker: There's
nothing wrong with civility.
prankingxlambo:
-keeps drinking... lots-
JazzBabySays: -ignores Bonecrusher's ignoring his lack
of reply-
fiesty hacker: And no. I won'
fiesty hacker: won't*
Crush All Humanz: .....>< *is ignoring blackout's
ignoring him ignoring his lack of reply. could be growling. might be.*
prankingxlambo:
... Ew. I just realized Cliffjumper was
here...
lilredafthead: Call it what you like, but I don't let conlovers
ride with me.
prankingxlambo:
and Bee isn't...
JazzBabySays: -is ignoring Bonecrusher's ignoring his
ignoring of lack of reply...I think-
lilredafthead: *glares at Sideswipe* What're you going on about?
fiesty hacker: Knock it off.
fiesty hacker:
*angry poke*
lilredafthead: *shushes Maggie with a hand* Not now, the robots are
talking.
fiesty hacker: None of this tonight.
fiesty hacker:
*rage*
lilredafthead: *is oblivious*
fiesty hacker: HEY.
the glenjumper: Cliffjumper...I think you're making her mad. You don't wanna make Maggie mad.
the glenjumper: Trust me.
the glenjumper:
*sagely nod*
lilredafthead: Why not, Glen?
prankingxlambo:
I'm going on about how I think you're
dumb.
the glenjumper: ...*shakes head* you'll just have to find out why yourself, man.
fiesty hacker: BECAUSE IT COULD GET YOU KILLED.
the glenjumper:
...that too.
lilredafthead: You're one to talk, Sideswipe.
prankingxlambo:
And it was OBV your fault I got sent to
the brig.
the glenjumper: My
cousin never stood a chance...)=
lilredafthead: Oh it was NOT.
lilredafthead: You don't know when to shut up.
fiesty hacker:
Neither do you!
prankingxlambo:
HA!
lilredafthead: Yeah but at least I KNOW that.
fiesty hacker: I told you. Don't do this.
braaawl: ...oi, don't tell Sideswipe to shut
up. Or insult him. Only i'm allowed to insult him.
lilredafthead: He's too stupid to realize he's an afthead.
prankingxlambo:
... I know when to shut up.
lilredafthead: Shut up, Con, I'll tell whoever I like to shut up.
prankingxlambo:
...
lilredafthead: *finger*
fiesty hacker: SHUT UP.
braaawl: ...You wanna start something?
braaawl: |<
prankingxlambo:
Oh, I really wouldn't do that.
lilredafthead: *puts down the humans* Go ahead, bring it.
prankingxlambo:
CJ, you're dumber than I thought.
lilredafthead: Die in a tire fire, Sideswipe.
fiesty hacker:
*facepalm*
prankingxlambo:
...
prankingxlambo:
Shut up.
fiesty hacker: You're drunk, Cliff.
the glenjumper: ...
the glenjumper: he
is?
prankingxlambo:
obv
Loyal Raiu: o_o
lilredafthead: I'm not DRUNK. I'm not even slurring!
Loyal Raiu: Cliffjumper.. Are you okay?
prankingxlambo:
He's always drunk.
Loyal Raiu: <.<
the glenjumper: ...there isn't really much of a difference, is there?
Loyal Raiu: *curiously as he sups his cube*
prankingxlambo:
Drunk. Or STUPID.
lilredafthead: I'm fine, Bluestreak. Just tired of this aft. *waves
at Sideswipe*
lilredafthead: YOU WANNA START SOMETHING, LAMBITCH?
lilredafthead: *throws cube at his head*
fiesty hacker: Eh. They'll both cause you to do things you'll regret.
fiesty hacker: Quit
it.
lilredafthead: *narrows eyes at Maggie* You're not the boss o' me.
braaawl: *throws bottle at CJ's face*
braaawl: |<
fiesty hacker: You
need someone to boss you!
lilredafthead: *crack, ows* Maggie, I do NOT.
fiesty hacker: Don't
make me get Prime.
prankingxlambo:
... YEAH, I THINK I DO.
prankingxlambo:
AND I AM SO NOT THE BITCH. YOU ARE.
fiesty hacker:
.....-_-
lilredafthead: EXCUSE ME?
djpsychic wave: *drinking and ignoring*
braaawl: V2Ugc2hvdWxkIGNhbGwgaGltIEJpdGNoanVtcGVyLiBZL04/
prankingxlambo:
I THINK YOU HEARD ME.
lilredafthead: YOU'RE THE BITCH, SIDESWIPE. YOU LIKE IT UP THE
TAILPIPE FROM BRAWL'S CANON, HUH?
braaawl: ...
lilredafthead: Uppity lambos...
prankingxlambo:
T0ggVFRMWSBZ
prankingxlambo:
...
Loyal Raiu: ...
Loyal Raiu: Cliffjumper... maybe you shouldn't say
things like that.
lilredafthead: Why not?
lilredafthead: 'S true, no?
fiesty hacker: Oh
come on! This is ridiculous.
lilredafthead: Ugly truth, but there it is.
lil glitch mouse: *starting to feel a little better*
prankingxlambo:
Yeah. You shouldn't say stuff like
that, Bitchjumper. Don't start something you can't finish.
lil glitch mouse: *lifts wings up to daddy, wants to cuddle his neck*
up...?
fiesty hacker:
You're not helping!
lilredafthead: Oh shut your hole Slagswipe. I can take you without
your big brother tag-team.
djpsychic wave: *chuckles and does as batty wished* Better?
prankingxlambo:
Ha. I don't need my brother.
lil glitch mouse: Yes. *curls around neck* Uhm, I spoke with Frenzy
today.
lilredafthead: That why you never take me on without, 'im huh?
Coward.
lilredafthead: I'll show fuckin' punt the minibot... *glares*
djpsychic wave: *sighs and drinks* What did he say?
lilredafthead: *show you.
fiesty hacker: Where's a decent mediator when you need one?
god among mechs: i know what this place needs...!!!!!
god among mechs:
*BLASTS RICK ROLL EVERYWHERE*
lil glitch mouse: We parted on good terms. He was...very nice. Nicest I
have seen him in a long time.
lilredafthead: *looks down at Maggie* If we had one of those, the
war never would've started.
prankingxlambo:
... I am not a coward. I could take you
on. I just don't want to, not with everyone here. You would be embarrased. They
might get hurt.
fiesty hacker:
*rage* Just for you two idiots!
lilredafthead: Yeah, yeah, likely story.
lilredafthead: *points* See? She agrees.
lilredafthead: You're an idiot.
prankingxlambo:
She said you're an idiot too.
prankingxlambo:
I know I'm an idiot.
braaawl: ...no. she called you an idiot too,
moron.
prankingxlambo:
Everyone knows I'm an idiot. That's no
big deal.
djpsychic
wave: *snorts but
refrains from saying what he thought of Frenzy* Maybe you two can get along
here? *pets*
lilredafthead: *shrugs* I've been called worse, and I know she
doesn't mean anything by it. *ruffles Maggie's hair*
fiesty hacker: WE
ALL KNOW YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS
lil glitch mouse: Maybe. I hope so.
capt lennox: *walks into room with drinking robots*
braaawl: ...yeah. What the squishy said. It's
common knowledge.
known as remix: *hisses at lennox*
prankingxlambo:
I think she does mean something by it,
dumbass.
capt lennox: *glares at scorpy*
lilredafthead: Nah. Otherwise she wouldn't hang out with me.
fiesty hacker: *eye
twitch*
prankingxlambo:
Well, whatever. Her problem.
lilredafthead: *cuddles*
prankingxlambo:
Ew.
fiesty hacker: *snarl*
braaawl: *gets another drink since last one
was tossed at CJ's face*
known as remix: *grrrrrr* Bring baby with you? scorpy like babies,
yum yum ^^
prankingxlambo:
Is that all you can get? A squishy?
lilredafthead: *GLARES* Better than you and your pet Con.
braaawl: and she doesn't even seem to want it.
That's a do not want face, I think.
prankingxlambo:
It is a do not want face.
lilredafthead: She hits when she doesn't want. Ask Glen.
lilredafthead: *puts her down*
djpsychic wave: *drinks* Your brothers care, don't forget that.
fiesty hacker:
*glare*
prankingxlambo:
Pet Con? I don't think I follow...
braaawl: ........*tosses second bottle at CJ's
face*
lilredafthead: *rolleyes* Of course y'don't, rustforbrains.
lilredafthead: *dodges this time*
capt lennox: *sneer* I wouldn't bring 'Belle anywhere near
you.
prankingxlambo:
Shutthefuckup, yeah?
known as remix: Why not? O:-)
braaawl: |<
lilredafthead: How about instead, you slag off, Sideswipe?
prankingxlambo: How about instead, you crawl up someone's tailpipe... you seem to like it there.
lilredafthead: You must be confusing me with yourself, aftbugger.
prankingxlambo:
No. Actually, I am quite sure it's you.
Crush All Humanz: *for the sake of everyone's sanity,
bonecrusher had been laying off the drinks and is now a little more sober and
ready to get UNSOBER!!! SO HE DRINKS SOME MORE!*
prankingxlambo:
*WOOHOO!*
lilredafthead: I know how hard it is for you to understand the
outside world, with your deficient processor, Sideswipe, but - ooh booze.
lilredafthead: *drinks*
JazzBabySays: -has been drinking steadily, having
reached some ungodly number by now-
JazzBabySays: -Finally starting to get buzzed-
djpsychic wave: *is still drinking*
fiesty hacker: ....
Crush All Humanz: *frowns* WAIIIIT.... WHY... WAIT. WHY IS THE MINI-BOT STARTING FIGHTS? >/ SHOULD I BE REGRETTING LETTING HIM COME DRINKING?
braaawl: ...you put up with this moron, why?
*to the squishy*
fiesty hacker: ...He
was my ride. *shameful*
prankingxlambo:
... Are you trying to say something?
Cause, uh, I don't speak... whatever it is you're speaking.
lilredafthead: *makes rude gesture at Bonecrusher* You're the one
who wanted to see me drunk.
braaawl: ....*sympathetic look*
prankingxlambo:
YES. You should regret letting him come
drinking... >|
fiesty hacker:
*whatcanIdo?look*
lilredafthead: Letting? He INVITED. *laughs, downs another gulp*
Crush All Humanz: *frowns* ONLY IF YOU AREN'T FIGHTING.
ESPECIALLY WITH SIDES.... BRAWL'LLL GET LIKE... ALL BUTTHURT ABOUT IT RS
OMETHIN.
lilredafthead: *shrugs* He's been tossing bottles at my head.
That's nothing.
braaawl: *ayoushouldanotheridelookduh*
fiesty hacker:
*geeyouresohelpfullook*
prankingxlambo:
Yeah. You really shouldn't mess with
me.
prankingxlambo:
I'm WAY out of your league, bb.
Crush All Humanz: *grrs at sides* DID YOU THROW BOTTLES?
prankingxlambo:
NO.
prankingxlambo:
NOT ME.
JazzBabySays: -is enjoying the show I mean arguement,
siiiiip-
prankingxlambo:
BRAWL.
braaawl: ...i only hit him with one.
lilredafthead: Out of my league? *ew face* Quit flattering
yourself.
braaawl: He insulted Sideswipe. Only I'm
allowed to insult the loser.
Crush All Humanz: OH. OH, OKAY. YEAH SOUNDS LIKE BRAAAWL.
I WAS GONNSA SAY, DIDN'T SOUND LIKE SUMMIN YOUD DO.
lilredafthead: You'd be a step down.
prankingxlambo:
No.
Crush All Humanz: *eyes cliffjumper* A STEP DOWN FROM...
WHAT? EXACTLY?
lilredafthead: *ignores Bonecrusher's question* You wanna insult
Siders, Brawl? Then tell him to lay the slag off and I'll leave him be.
braaawl: ...Will you? Because if you keep this
up I might have to shoot you in the face.
prankingxlambo:
b2kuIGNsaWZmanVtcGVyID0gYml0Y2hmdWNrZXI/IHkvbg==
prankingxlambo:
Oh, would you shoot him in the face for
me?
braaawl: WS4=
Crush All Humanz: *frowns angrily at being ignored*
lilredafthead: Too scared to do it yourself?
braaawl: ...Sideswipe, shut up.
lilredafthead: *oblivious*
prankingxlambo:
... okay.
braaawl: Q2xpZmZqdW1wZXIgaXMgYSBsb3Nlci4gRG9uJ3Qgd2FzdGUgeW91ciB0aW1lIG9uIGhpbS4=
prankingxlambo:
He said that I'm a step down from him.
fiesty hacker: Hey.
*prods CJ* Can we PLEASE just let this go for tonight?
prankingxlambo:
Just to clear that up for you.
braaawl: SGUgZG9lc24ndCBrbm93IHdoYXQgaGUncyBmaWdodGluZyBmb3Igb3Igd2h5IGhlIGhhcyB0byBzY3JlYW0uI
Ep1c3QgaWdub3JlIGhpbS4g
lilredafthead: *looks down at her* If he shuts up, sure.
Crush All Humanz: *yoinks cliffjumper's drink away and
takes it for his own!*
lilredafthead: *resists drink-taking*
lilredafthead: HEY!
Crush All Humanz: *tug!*
prankingxlambo:
S2F5LiA=
Crush All Humanz: CUTTIN' YOU OFF.
Crush All Humanz: .......OR JTUS TOOO LAZY TO GET M'ONW.
braaawl: ...*a'isthatbetter?'look to the
squishy*
lilredafthead: You offered free drinks, I'm holding you to it!
lilredafthead: *tugtug*
fiesty hacker: *an 'Idunnoyet' look*
Crush All Humanz: *relenquishes hold*
lilredafthead: *drops, thumps*
JazzBabySays: -hickups, looks surprised at that. He
hadn't had that much yet, had he?-
lilredafthead: *glare* ... owlface...
JazzBabySays: -laughs-
Crush All Humanz: *grrrrs at Blackout* SHUT UP, BLENDERBUTT.
JazzBabySays: -just laughs harder-
Crush All Humanz: ....
Crush All Humanz: *smirks* YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE WHEN YOU'RE LAUGHING, TOO.
braaawl: *a...'well,goodluckwiththat' look*
prankingxlambo:
*<333*
JazzBabySays: i know, cuz I'm not an owlface
Crush All Humanz: *pout!* OWLS ARE CUTE :<
lilredafthead: *snerks into his drink*
fiesty hacker: *a
'thanksawholebunchmaybejustshootthembothintheface' look*
JazzBabySays: Nu uh! All....scrunched faces...ew
Crush All Humanz: BUT THEY'RE LIKE... OOOHOOOO.
braaawl: *a'illshoottheautobotbutnotsideswipe...'causehe'sshutupnowsee'
look*
JazzBabySays: -laugh- U maked a good owl!
Crush All Humanz: *grin* COMES W'THEF FACE.
fiesty hacker: *a
'wellmaybenotshootthen,justshutt'imup' look*
JazzBabySays: ...
braaawl: *a'thaticando'look*
JazzBabySays: -not sure what to make of the other's
smile, not sure he's ever seen it before-
fiesty hacker: *a
'you'renotgonnahurthimtoomuchareyou?' look*
prankingxlambo:
*a 'irlyhopehedoes...what?' look*
braaawl: *a'...welli'lltrynottohurthimtoomuchbutimakenopromisesespeciallywhenitcomestoautobots'
look]
fiesty hacker: *a
"comeonedon'tbebiasedjustthisonetime' look*
djpsychic wave: *drinkdrinkdrink*
braaawl: *a'...okayfineilltrynottohurthimtoomuchbutonlybecauseyou'renice'*
braaawl: *look*
Crush All Humanz: *takes a drink, frowns suddenly* - WHERED MAH MUSIC GO??/ WTH. CLASSICL? *switches internal songs! yes, sirs and ma'ams, bonecrusher is almost always listening to music!*
fiesty hacker: *a
'thankssomuchyoudon'tknowwhatthismeanstome' look*
JazzBabySays: -has moved onto to his own home brew
without his noticing, his mentality quickly sinking-
braaawl: *a'ifcj'sasretardedassideswipecanbetheniknowhowmuchexactlythismeanstoyou'look*
fiesty hacker: *a
'stillthankssomuchIoweyou' look*
JazzBabySays: -hickup!-
prankingxlambo:
-lmao!-
Crush All Humanz: *chuckles at blackout* *gulps*
braaawl: *a'yeahwell...okayi'llkeepthatinmind'look*
braaawl: *goes back to drinking*
JazzBabySays: -stares dejectedly at his now empty cube,
and carefully sets Scorponok aside to get up and grab more-
lilredafthead: *pokes Maggie*
fiesty hacker: What?
lilredafthead: Where y'going?
Crush All Humanz: *feels the sudden urge to.... but NO there are PEOPLE ABOUT.* .........>_> *so instead, he just skates a little. energy energy levels riiizing! back and forth woo*
fiesty hacker: ...No
where.
JazzBabySays: -watches Bonecrusher move around for a
small time, but grows too dizzy and just goes back to drinking-
lilredafthead: *glares at Maggie, mumbles to himself about
traitors*
braaawl: ...
fiesty hacker: Don't start with
me.
braaawl: *wonders if he's going to have to
shoot cliffjumper now*
lilredafthead: I'm not startin' nuthin.
fiesty hacker: Yeah right.
prankingxlambo: ...
prankingxlambo: jkdsjkfls
prankingxlambo: shut up
Crush All Humanz: *suddenly does a pretty decent (if a little sloppy) figure eight, catches himself, coughs, goes to drink more NO DANCING FOR HIM BAD DECEPTICON*
Crush All Humanz: *paces, forces himself not to spin,
paces drinks doesn't dance paces, etc.*
JazzBabySays: -somewhere, at some point in between getting up to get his drink and actually starting to consume it, he'd discovered...a table-
djpsychic wave: *is still drinking, looking up to see Blackout
looking at a table near him*
lil glitch mouse: *watches daddy*
lil glitch mouse: *follows his gaze*
JazzBabySays: -it was a good sized table, of reasonable
build, and it called to him. Like a siren-
lil glitch mouse: Daddy?
djpsychic wave: Yes, Ratbat?
lil glitch mouse: What is he going to....?
JazzBabySays: -cue the music, and....-
djpsychic wave: I have no idea... *looking at Blackout*
Crush All Humanz: ........... *stops, downs the last of
his drink, staaaaaaares.*
prankingxlambo: He's gonna do a little dance,
prankingxlambo: make a little love,
prankingxlambo: and pretty much get down tonight.
JazzBabySays: -somehow manages to leap on top of its
surface in one bound without crushing it-
lil glitch mouse: O.O
djpsychic wave: Batty, you might want to look away... *stares*
JazzBabySays: -and DANCE DANCE DANCE-
braaawl: ....*staaares at blackout*
lil glitch mouse: *watches anyway, tilting head*
braaawl: ...does anybody have a camera?
prankingxlambo: ... wtf...?
prankingxlambo: i might?
Crush All
Humanz: ........................
prankingxlambo: -random camera-
braaawl: take a picture then, moron.
fiesty hacker: My
cell phone records videos!
JazzBabySays: -doing some rather interesting
moves...kind of wonder where he learned that one...wow, wouldn't it hurt
if...wow-
braaawl: ....
Crush All Humanz: *feels jaw drop. makes no effort to rectify.*
braaawl: even better. *griiiiin*
djpsychic wave: O_O .... ^____^
lil glitch mouse: *giggles and flaps wings in amusement*
prankingxlambo: -stares-... !!
fiesty hacker:
*records*
JazzBabySays: -oh hey lookit that, there goes some of
his armor-
prankingxlambo: youtubing?
braaawl: ...*to maggie, obv* ...you're gonna
share that with the rest of us, right?
fiesty hacker: Of
course.
JazzBabySays: -aaaand there goes some more-
Crush All Humanz: ...................................
djpsychic wave: *feels like cheering*
prankingxlambo: ... oh wow.
Crush All Humanz: o_o
lilredafthead: *coughs into drink* Wut.
JazzBabySays: -is getting so way into this-
lil glitch mouse: *giggles, falls onto daddy's lap in hilarity*
prankingxlambo: i will never look at you the same way again.
prankingxlambo: o.o
JazzBabySays: -has completely forgotten he has an audience-
fiesty hacker:
Hilarious. I've never seen anything like this.*recording*
djpsychic wave: *looks down and covers Batty's optics* No looking
until another millennia *goes back to staring*
prankingxlambo: oh, he is so not living this down.
Crush All Humanz: .............................*is
standing, stock still, jaw dropped and shoulders slumped. yeah, he's... not
going to forget this anytime soon.*
lil glitch mouse: *NO!!!!* *whine*
JazzBabySays: -...I didn't even know he could
use his rotor blades like that....-
Crush All Humanz: .............o_o.
braaawl: ...hey, Bobo.
prankingxlambo: o.0
braaawl: so i heard u lieked 2 dance.
braaawl: Why don't you go dance with him?
Crush All Humanz: ..................*staring, faintly to
brawl* ..........NOTHX.
prankingxlambo: bobo is so turned on right now. ;-)
JazzBabySays: -whoever his past bonded was...he was one
lucky bastard, if the way he's stretching right now is any indication-
braaawl: Obv.
lil glitch mouse: *struggles to see* mewl!
lilredafthead: *looks away*
djpsychic wave: *downs a cube in one go, letting go Batty*
djpsychic wave: *stares*
lil glitch mouse: *giggles again*
braaawl: *whispers to sideswipe*
braaawl: SSB0aGluayBCaXRjaGZ1Y2tlcidzIHR1cm5lZCBvbiwgdG9vLg==
JazzBabySays: -oopsie, no more armor now-
lil glitch mouse: O.o
djpsychic wave: *Inner pervie Soundwave has died and gone to the
Matrix*
prankingxlambo: -whispers back-
prankingxlambo: b2gsIGRlZmluZXRseS4g
prankingxlambo: d00d. ii thinks im drunk. i rly want blackout...
BRAWL PUNCH ME IN THE FACE PLZKTHNX.
prankingxlambo: this feeling hurts me. D:
braaawl: ....
Crush All Humanz: ................ ._. *aaand promptly turns, gets a drink, and ignores table and dancer and all. quite well, actually. his backup fans haven't even kicked in! 8D*
braaawl: *throws a bottle at sideswipe's face*
prankingxlambo: good enough.
djpsychic wave: *has forgotten his youngest is watching*
prankingxlambo: -bottle to face-
Crush All Humanz: ....*idea!*
Crush All Humanz: ....*fiddles....*
prankingxlambo: ...
fiesty hacker:
*startled by crash* Hey, recording here!
Crush All Humanz: *AND THE MUSIC SUDDENLY CHANGES!* ((Yes, it’s Rick Astley.))
braaawl: ...Oh, yeah. Sorry.
JazzBabySays: -dance dance dance sway sway shimmy dance
SPLITS dance-
braaawl: ...
lil glitch mouse: *laughing so hard he's trembling*
braaawl: *sototallydoesntchangethesong*
JazzBabySays: -moving perfectly with the beat-
JazzBabySays: -the back up dancers in that Rick Roll
video ain't got shit on Blackout-
djpsychic wave: *willnotsayanything
willnotsayanythingwillnotsayanything*
Crush All Humanz: *and now is failing in ignoring, staring
and trying to decide if he should laugh, cheer, throw money, or join in because
HOT DAMN WHAT A CATCHY BEAT*
lil glitch mouse: *looks up at daddy, too innocent to know what's going
on* Look, daddy! Look at him! ^^ *giggle*
JazzBabySays: -has without a doubt had too much to
drink, and at some point falls off...onto Bonecrusher, and blinks at him- Mi
Herow! ^^
braaawl: ...*chokes on drink*
Crush All Humanz: *flops to ground, staring*
....................O_O
djpsychic wave: *pets* That
djpsychic wave: sdlf,
braaawl: I hope you got that on the video too,
Squishy.
Crush All Humanz: *speechless*
fiesty hacker: Don't
worry.
JazzBabySays: -clings, still so obviously without armor
or any other coverings-
djpsychic wave: That's what happens when you drink too much, Batty.
*looks down* Never. EVER. Are you allowed to do that.
Crush All Humanz: *raises finger, lying flat on his back
with blackout on top of him* .................uh......... *can't think of
anything to say.*
lil glitch mouse: I wouldn't! He must be cold!
prankingxlambo: ... ;-) aww, look, they finally got together! ^^
JazzBabySays: -practically purring- Well? Rn't u goin'
to whisk me offa ma feet?
known as remix: *scorponok, meanwhile, has been hiding under table in
terror*
djpsychic wave: Ehrm... He won't be cold much longer.
Crush All Humanz: ..........................I.
*staaaaaaare.* ..........uh. I. UM. YOU - um.
known as remix: Oh, good
Crush All Humanz: *isn't using caps! wtf? IT MUST BE SERIOUS*
JazzBabySays: -siddling up closer to look him better in the face- Hmmmm~
Crush All Humanz: *staring, because oh man, soo tempting
to fuck with him, but* ........... *winces, he's so gonna regret this*
.........YER KINDA DRUNK.
prankingxlambo: c'mon, bobo, he wants you! don't deny him...
prankingxlambo: or...
JazzBabySays: Fine den, I'll wisk u! -gets up and
somehow manages to pull the other up, their bodies once again flush up against
one another, and...DANCE DANCE DANCE-
Crush All Humanz: *choke sputter whatohghathsdfl.*
fiesty hacker:
*whoas* Should I record this too?
lil glitch mouse: *giggles into wings, almost snorting*
braaawl: ...Y.
JazzBabySays: -siddle siddle sliiiiiide against
Bonecrusher-
known as remix: M...master? O.O *ducks under table again*
Crush All Humanz: *IS DEFINITELY NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS*
fiesty hacker: *recording*
Crush All Humanz: *IS NEVER GOING TO BE DRUNK ENOUGH FOR
THIS*
prankingxlambo: it's like a car crash...
braaawl: ...just waiting to happen?
braaawl: Oi, squishy. What's your name anyway?
prankingxlambo: i don't want to look... but i can't look away... O.O
fiesty hacker:
...It's Maggie.
known as remix: Master is sick.....=(
prankingxlambo: yeah, that too.
djpsychic wave: *notices Scorpy hiding under a table* Oh, uh...
Scorponok?
braaawl: ...You already know mine?
Crush All Humanz: *grabs one of Blackout's shoulders -
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE - and tries to stop him D:* UUUHHMN... DRUNK MUCH, NOT
POLE, PLZ STOP, WILL REGRET.
known as remix: *looks up at soundwave with horror in his optics*
yes...?
prankingxlambo: BLACKOUT GRIND?
fiesty hacker: Yes.
Crush All Humanz: *cursing his sense of honor so bad right now*
Crush All Humanz: *cursing it so bad. he wants it to die.*
Crush All Humanz: *...in a fire.*
JazzBabySays: -makes a pleasant sound at his touch, and
pushes into it- U look uncom...un...trubbled in all dat armor...want mi to halp
u wit it?
braaawl: Okay, then.
lil glitch mouse: Poor scorpy!
Crush All Humanz: *his mouth works, yes, he can feel it
moving but no words are coming out* ....................................o_o.
braaawl: *drinks*
JazzBabySays: -takes it as an affirmative, and has his
fingers move across the other's arms and...-
braaawl: *sekkritly cheers them on*
JazzBabySays: -has moved his fingers along his arms to
reach his shoulders, the digits prying gently at his armor-
braaawl: *hiccups - drinks - watches*
prankingxlambo: -staring-
Crush All Humanz: *bushido code be damned! shoulders sag,
giving easier access to Blackout - but hell if he's going to instigate
anything, the blender's giong to kill him tomorrow as it is!*
prankingxlambo: -wide eyes-
JazzBabySays: -makes a pleased sort of sound,
unlatching them and sloooooowly helping them to slide off, pressing in closer
and nuzzling his cheek-
djpsychic wave: *can't believe he's watching this* Batty, isn't it
time for you to recharge?
lil glitch mouse: *staring* no, I am fine.
Crush All Humanz: *grunts - wooow, okay, that shouldn't
feel that good - and kinda moves his arms, preeeetty sure if he touches
Blackout the bot will flip* ............... *caaaaaan so not talk atm. plz try
again later.*
teh blue
flash has entered the room.
JazzBabySays: -starts removing some of the rest, making
sure to touch and pass over everything more than once, still nuzzling him-
Crush All Humanz: *groans and succumbs to the urge to move, raking fingers roughly (well, lightly for him but whatever) down Blackout's back, tensing for resulting attack*
Crush All Humanz: *THINKS ITS ALL A TRICK*
JazzBabySays: -makes a sound similar to a growl and a
moan at the feel of those powerful hands, his chest vibrating deeply with the
sound and thrumming against Bonecrusher's.-
JazzBabySays: -returns the favor by raking his down the
other's arms, scraping against sensitive metal and wiring-
braaawl: *...doesnt think this is hot. rly.*
teh blue flash: It'sthingslikethisthatmakemegladIdon'tdrink.
lil glitch mouse: They are...petting each other? Yes??
djpsychic wave: Uhm... petting? *looks at them and Ratbat a few
times* Yes, petting... Sure you aren't tired?
Crush All Humanz: *has to force on breaks to keep from
skidding across the room and crashing into the wall as it is, and oh thheere
are the backup fans!* --- *decides talking = lame and pulls Blackout as close
as possible*
teh blue flash: Youknow,someoneshouldchargeadmissionforthis...
Crush All Humanz: *digs claws lightly into sensitive
metal, mildy careful of actually severing any exposed wiring*
JazzBabySays: -nips at his chin, almost playfully,
scraping sharp teeth against metal-
lil glitch mouse: *cuddles up against him; he'll fall asleep prolly
before anything REALLY bad happens*
djpsychic wave: Want to be the first one to pay?
teh blue flash: No.
djpsychic wave: *moves Ratbat a bit to get him more comfortable*
SwindlingDealer has entered the room.
SwindlingDealer: *is totally here*
Crush All Humanz: *FREEZES*
braaawl: *ttly didn't invite swindle*
braaawl: *grin*
SwindlingDealer: *Is...being inconspicious*
SwindlingDealer: *AKA blending into the crowd*
braaawl: *brawl can see you |<*
JazzBabySays: -still so very out of it, only has optics
for Bonecrusher, and continues his ministrations-
prankingxlambo: *brawl sees everything. does brawl = ceiling cat?*
SwindlingDealer: *Well, doesn't care, is just not wanting Blackout/Bobo to see him. Anyway...looks down at Maggie, mutters* Hey. How much for the camera.
braaawl: ...Don't sell it to him. |<
fiesty hacker:
*scuttles away from Swindle*
djpsychic wave: It's a priceless item. Do not sell >:l
teh blue flash: Useitforblackmail.
Crush All Humanz: *......and says slaggit, Rick won't let
anything bad happen to him!* *runs 2nd hand firmly down Blackout's spine -
maaaaybe like a kitten?! :O - still tweaking fingers along metal and wiring,
tempted to see how this plays out*
lil glitch mouse: *yawns, snuggles closer to soundwave's hip*
SwindlingDealer: *>| at everyone else*
prankingxlambo: *>| right back at'ya*
djpsychic wave: *will ask for copy... FREE copy*
braaawl: *get your own damn recorder, loser*
SwindlingDealer: *HAS HIS OWN*
SwindlingDealer: *IS USING IT*
SwindlingDealer: *just wanted exclusiveness*
teh blue flash: *ignores Swindle wishing Wheeljack was
here for him to molest*
JazzBabySays: -makes a noise deep in his throat as
Bonecrusher continues to be still, his body rubbing against his, but puuuuurrs
at the feel of that hand-
SwindlingDealer: *is totally going to try and grab that camera later
ANYWAY. settles to watch the show*
JazzBabySays: -moves one of his own hands further down,
brushing against his sides now-
SwindlingDealer: *Is now taking bets on how far they'll go, ladies and gentlemechs*
SwindlingDealer: *Over comm, even. Don't even have to move*
SwindlingDealer: *TAKES IOUs*
SwindlingDealer: *And any other form of common currency*
SwindlingDealer: *Also first-born sparklings*
teh blue flash: *Is content watching the floor show*
prankingxlambo: -doesn't want to lose money. just wants to watch-
now stfu so they can... -ahem- wait what?
djpsychic wave: *considers betting, but isn't sure if Swindle will
take Frenzy*
teh blue flash: *To Sideswipe* You think they stopped?
Crush All Humanz: *grrs and moves hand from spine to hipjoint, jerking Blackout against him "angrily" - as angrily as an under-interfaced Decepticon could possibly be in this situation*
SwindlingDealer: *Will!*
prankingxlambo: No. But he was distracting me. D: All his stupid
talking...
teh blue flash: *Wonder what it cost him to get dirt on
Unicrom and Wheeljack.*
JazzBabySays: Doobot not treatin' u gut? -murmurs, his
left hand snaking around and totally snagging some of that aft-
madsciencebot has entered the room.
Crush All Humanz: *stills and makes a highly irritated noise at being reminded of Dewbot*
djpsychic wave: O__O.......... *stares while his processor goes squeeeee*
braaawl: *wonders if there going to stop now*
prankingxlambo: ~
teh blue flash: *squeals and glomp Whealjack*
braaawl: ...*ttly did not just wonder that*
madsciencebot:
*looks at Blurr confused*
teh blue flash: Hi.Wheelie!
madsciencebot:
Can I...help you with something Blurr?
braaawl: ...oi, sideswipe.
braaawl: 46 46 46 121 111 117 46 32 109 101 46
32 114 111 111 109 32 108 97 116 101 114 63
JazzBabySays: -so makes up for it, his tongue doing
some amazing things right now, his hand giving a nice squeeze-
SwindlingDealer: *Woooow, knows an internet site that is going to
-LOVE- this.*
djpsychic wave: *doesn't want to fight again with Frenzy, so he
decides not betting might be good for him*
teh blue flash: *smirk*Probably. *grope Wheeljack*
lil glitch mouse: *of course, ratbat is dozing off slowly but surely,
head nodding*
prankingxlambo: 111 107 97 121 46 32 115 111 117 110 100 115 32 108
105 107 101 32 97 32 112 108 97 110 46
madsciencebot:
*jumps, surprised* What exactly are you
doing, Blurr?
prankingxlambo: oi, brawl
teh blue flash: *looks at him* Please....
braaawl: Z29vZC4g
Crush All Humanz: *poor Dewbot is forgotten at that vixen
tongue and crusher makes a horribly out of sorts "unf" kind of noise,
digging fingers into rivets and biting at Blackout's throat - probably not with
intent to kill. Probably.*
madsciencebot:
*hasn't gotten into any high grade yet*
Umm...
prankingxlambo: 01110110 00101110 00100000 01100111 01101111
01101111 01100100 00101110 00100000
teh blue flash: *Is thinking he should have gotten him drunk
first.* Hehehe Sorryaboutthat. a Drink?
braaawl: 2e 2e 2e 70 72 6f 6d 69 73 65 20 69
27 6c 6c 20 62 65 20 67 65 6e 74 6c 65 2e
madsciencebot:
Yeah...
SwindlingDealer: : |a
teh blue flash: *hands him highgrade*
prankingxlambo: eW91IGJldHRlci4gb3IgZWxzZS4g
teh blue flash: It'snotlacedwithanything, Ipromise.
madsciencebot:
*takes the high grade eyeing it
suspiciously now*
braaawl: 101 108 115 101 32 119 104 97 116 44
32 115 104 111 114 116 121 63 32
JazzBabySays: -now that gets his turbines running, his
head turning and giving him more access- Bone...crusher...
prankingxlambo: 111 114 32 101 108 115 101 46 46 46 32 121 111 117
32 119 111 110 116 32 103 101 116 32 97 110 121 46 32 97 102 116 101 114 46 32
111 114 32 115 111 109 101 116 104 105 110 103 46 32
Crush All Humanz: *growls at blackout's voice and nips firmly, doing pretty indecent things to a particularly exposed wire in his neck*
djpsychic wave: *still drinking and staring*
teh blue flash: *Keeps shoving high grade at Wheeljack*
lil glitch mouse: *head falls against soundwave, murmurs sleepily*
madsciencebot:
*still isn't drunk enough yet*
teh blue flash: *is patient*
JazzBabySays: -groans, the hand not groping a
certain aft coming up behind the other's head, bringing him in closer,
one of his legs coming around to encase one of Bonecrusher's hips-
SwindlingDealer: *Mustnotcatcallmustnot'woowoo'*
djpsychic wave: *looks down at Ratbat and thinks of getting up and
taking him to his quarters, but doesn't want to miss anything*
lil glitch mouse: *is almost totally asleep by now, drowsily pulls
closer to soundwave*
Crush All Humanz: *releases brakes suddenly and turns and slams
Blackout into the nearest wall - of course not quite hard enough to wind
him - one hand sliding up his spine, the other gripping his aft and groping
pretty dirtily for Mr. Bushido-code*
SwindlingDealer: *MUSTNOT'WOOWOO'*
djpsychic wave: *cradles Ratbat closer to him and sighs before
getting up, his mind going NOOOOO ;_: , but his creation needed to go to
his room*
lil glitch mouse: *murmurs*
teh blue flash: *Thiks of all the things he can do to
Wheeljack once he's drunk*
madsciencebot:
*has almost had enough to drink*
teh blue flash: *Is hoping Wheeljack is drunk soon as he is running low on money*
djpsychic wave: *stumbles once and stops, hoping he hadn't woken Batty, and begins making his way slowly out the room, taking small peeks at the show going on*
SwindlingDealer: *Needs energon. Those tiny little cubes that you can munch on that they used to sell at the Cybertron cinemas.*
JazzBabySays: -grunts, but arches his back in pleasure,
starting to really get into this, his other leg coming around and using
the him as support.-
JazzBabySays: -once he's effectively distracted him
with a couple choice touches to certain parts of his frame he shoves
against the wall, tipping them over and crushing them soundly together again on
the floor. Now let's see'em wrestle~-
Crush All Humanz: *totally doesn't yelp as he hits the floor, fingers digging into metal so hard they'll probably leave scratches* slagger...
Crush All Humanz: *arches his back and pulls Blackout
flush against him, teeth digging into his shoulder, wandering hands squeezing
and tweaking bare wires*
teh blue flash:
*Is groping Wheeljack's
crotch*
madsciencebot: *looks confusedly at Blurr, extremely drunk*
teh blue flash: Somethingthematter?
madsciencebot: *nuzzles Blurr...before passing out from having had too much high grade*
teh blue flash: *Blinks* Primus Damn it...
SwindlingDealer: *Snicker*
teh blue flash:
*Sighs and decides it
better to carry Wheeljack back to his lab*
JazzBabySays: -smirks at Bonecrusher's comment and the
delicious pain elicited by him, engines practically sputtering, like someone
panting. wrenching the other away
from his neck he claims his mouth at last, nearly ripping it to shreds with the
sheer force involved, pushing him harder into the floor - the
only way their bodies possibly getting any closer being if you smelted them.-
SwindlingDealer: *to himself* Wow.
Crush All Humanz: *groans into Blackout's mouth, hand rising to knead at his shoulders, before shifting his weight and rolling his hips up, trying to get any connection at all at this point-*
JazzBabySays: -his entire frame shudders at the contact, and if possible the kiss deepens further. a clawed hand slowly finds its trailing, merry little way to scraping across Bonecrusher's spark casing, hitching on the seem with sharp click-clacks and requesting admittance-
Crush All Humanz: *his logic circuits scream "BAD IDEA BAD IDEA" repeatedly but as he's already denied his honor he doesn't listen, instead releasing internal locks for his casing, fans roaring in an effort to keep him from overheating and passing out - jeez has it been this long really? He drags one sharp finger along Blackout's spine, nicking different parts and basically saying, yeah sure okay why not.*
JazzBabySays: -sighs, optics dimming in delight at the array of sensations coursing through him, and reaches for one of the other's hands by the wrist, sharp digits prickling some of the tiny, delicate wiring therein as he places his palm against his own casing, the sensitive plating exploding with every tiny detail, before...snap, crackle, pop, it slides aside, revealing the Cybertronian equivalent of a soul. His spark.-
SwindlingDealer: *omgthey'regonnabond*
SwindlingDealer: *thisisgonnabeawesome*
Crush All Humanz: *makes an undignified "aahn" noise at the heat and energy sweeping out from Blackout's spark, his own casing sliding back with a physically-reluctant creak... he twists his hand to grab Blackout's, clenching it tightly- and he flips Blackout, shifting his weight in a way that won't wind the other, mouth moving away from his to suck and bite at his neck again, shoving his chest flat against Blackout's, hissing - he's not shaking you're imagining that**
Crush All Humanz: *he's not terrified of anything, not Blackout or
Blackout's reaction tomorrow or his reaction now or anything.*
JazzBabySays: -he releases a cry that trails off to end
more as a groan as their positions are once again switched, only having enough
time to reach around and grab hold of his back, fingers getting lost in the
many layers of plating and cords, before the impending meld of their sparks.
it's almost agonizingly slow in the beginning, the electric fields taking their
damn time as they merely brush...then wham, like being blind sided they
begin to connect, sending flashes of bright white light, echoes of their recent
endeavors and perfection coursing through them both in a large, shared loop,
working sensory networking towards overload-
SwindlingDealer: *ompompompomp*
SwindlingDealer: *which is like omg only with primus*
Crush All Humanz: *moans at the connection, forcing himself not to lose his balance or his grip or worse, flop onto Blackout, optics flickering and warnings popping up near-slaggin-everywhere; he pushes all that aside and basks in the emotions racing through the connection, making no effort to hide all the dirty noises he's making...he finds himself sending all sorts of signals, most of them going "oh-primus-more-more" and a few of them just screaming; he bites and shifts his weight and nearly cracks the hell up from the pressure between their sparks and in his circuits*
SwindlingDealer: *Is going to make soooo much money off this :D*
JazzBabySays: -system warnings threaten of overheating
and low energy levels, but they're for the most part washed aside by the sheer
volume of information rushing through his circuits. He tries to hold onto it
all as long as he can, receiving and sending as quickly as possible,
but...it's...just been too long, and it's too strong. the tightening to his
claws on the other's back is the only warning given before his entire frame
bends, his spark flashing pure white amongst Bonecrusher's as he reaches
overload-
prankingxlambo: \o/
SwindlingDealer: *Joins in the \o/*
Crush All Humanz: *Blackout's overload triggers all the internal alarms, slamming into Bonecrusher full throttle and sending spasms through his shoulders and arms - if it's been a while for Blackout, it's been probably twice as long for Crusher. He roars as his own overload rises up, spark feeling as though it'll burst from his chest.*
Crush All Humanz: *When all's said and done, he can hardly even support his weight, body shuddering and warnings flashing everywhere, demanding for a recharge. ...Still - he's gotta wait just a little longer before he can go back to his berth...*
Crush All Humanz: .................
Crush All Humanz: .....
Crush All Humanz: .....blackout?
JazzBabySays: -is still seeing the proverbial stars-
Crush All Humanz: ..........................
Crush All Humanz: *winces*
JazzBabySays: -stasis: imminent-
Crush All Humanz: *nudges Blackout* .....??
SwindlingDealer: *Recorded it ALL, and will totally be getting what he
can off the squishie's camera*
JazzBabySays: Mmm...wut? -can't manage much more than
that-
Crush All Humanz: ......*realizes precisely where they
are. ooops.* ....GET UP.
JazzBabySays: Dun wanna...-mumbles, clings-
SwindlingDealer: :D :D :D :D
Crush All Humanz: *mortified*
prankingxlambo: have fun? ;-)
SwindlingDealer: *Gives this performance two thumbs up*
SwindlingDealer: *No, really, is*
Crush All Humanz: *rasps* there is a camera on us right
now.
JazzBabySays: -nuzzles-
Crush All Humanz: *sighs*
Crush All Humanz: *glares at Swindle* ............................... *....can't come up with a single comment.*
SwindlingDealer: *Keeps thumbs-up, grinning*
JazzBabySays: -systems: powering down- floofy...-last
thing said before he's out, totally spent, as it were-
SwindlingDealer: /Score/.
Crush All Humanz: *stares in absolute horror*
Crush All Humanz: GREAT.
Crush All Humanz: JUST GREAT.
SwindlingDealer: *GRIN*
Crush All Humanz: *stands - slag the armor - and growls
very angrylike at Swindle* CAMERA. GIVE IT. NOW.
SwindlingDealer: *Spreads hands - was using hidden camera*
SwindlingDealer: No camera here.
SwindlingDealer: The squishy has one though.
SwindlingDealer: *Points at Maggie*
braaawl: *but maggie is el gone*
SwindlingDealer: *Points at where she went?*
Crush All Humanz: *glares*
SwindlingDealer: *Grins again, another thumbs-up, and then makes to
go, humming ain't nothing but mammals*
Crush All Humanz: *tries to decide whether or not to go
after Swindle*
JazzBabySays: -still very much in a contented state of unconsciousness-
Crush All Humanz: .....
Crush All Humanz: *shoulders slump. he's a sucker for sleeping mechs.*
Crush All Humanz: *completely silent*
Crush All Humanz: *replaces armor*
Crush All Humanz: *nudges blackout with a wheel* .....ARE YOU WAKING UP OR NOT.
JazzBabySays: -zzzzzzzzzzzzzz-
braaawl: Li4uc28sIHNpZGVzd2lwZS4gcm9vbSBub3cuIHkvbj8=
Crush All Humanz: *sighs, looks at all blackout's armor
lying all over the place* ....PRIMUS DON'T TELL ME I HAVE TO PUT THIS BACK
ON HIM.
braaawl: ...have fun with that, Bobo.
prankingxlambo: WVlZWVlZWQ==
Crush All Humanz: *GLARES at Brawl*
prankingxlambo: mm, have lotsa fun ;-)
prankingxlambo: and don't do anything to him while he's asleep... D:
SwindlingDealer: *Totally making copies of the video for...unsavory
purposes >D*
[Afterwards, Bonecrusher took Blackout as far as his
room, before passing out and deciding to deal with the consequences later.
And yeah, that probably wasn’t very smart of him. He knows. Thanks. :P]