YAY! a whole section on my own site devoted to myself, not like it's not all about me anyway, but lemmi see, i was born in gay capital of the world, foggy, san francisco, and no i don't have anything against homosexuality, some of my best friends are gay ...they just don't know it yet, and no i wasn't named after san francisco, it just so happens my biological father was named francisco and the selfish bastard wasn't content enough with me inheriting his last name and ugly curly hair, he had to name me his whole name, and because of my mom's noncreativity/traditioniality i got stuck with her maiden name as my middle name: oliva... but i'm not bitter. lets see my mom got divorced from my dad cause he was dealing drugs out of our house while we all lived in it (true story) and the my mom maried a jewish computer technition with fake hair (also true...that's why kids, you dont have unprotected sex while in highschool, you end up having accidents like me, but really, i'm not bitter) lets see, my mom and dad (stepdad for all of you who need spacifics, from here on in whenever i say dad that's randy, my stepdad) had a son named steven when i was 6, but before then we moved to south san francisco into a condaminioun, there are some pretty bad memories from that place, like not having a 7th birthday party cause i lied and said i didn't go to the drug store with my friends when my parants knew i did, and the time i walked in on my parants making babies... that's probably the single most traumatising momet in my life... lets never mention it again, but it was a fun place to live i had a bestfriend in todd the kid who lived in the condo above us, his little sister offerd her body to me once, luckily i wasn't into girls then... that woulda been somethin huh? lemmi think, after my lovelytime in south city we moved to modesto because my the bank my dad worked for allofa sudden moved to arizona or something, so he got a job at gould medical and we all moved to stink town. we moved into a real house a year later where my sister alison was born (no i didn't see the act of her conception, thank god) in 3rd grade i met bj who's been my best friend since, we moved into a bigger house around 6th grade where i would finish my school life in modesto, good times. after high school i moved to downey to live with my unlce aunt their two kids and my grandma, i hated it there, my aunt is not good people. i moved out into an apartment in corona with albert and brooke, two of my cowworkers at disneyland, that turned to shit so i moved into my parant's new house in crlsbad, which is suckin a little too, and i don't really like it here except i can be with my brother and sister all the time now.
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