| YAY! a whole section on my own site devoted to myself, not like it's not all about me anyway, but lemmi see, i was born in gay capital of the world, foggy, san francisco, and no i don't have anything against homosexuality, some of my best friends are gay ...they just don't know it yet, and no i wasn't named after san francisco, it just so happens my biological father was named francisco and the selfish bastard wasn't content enough with me inheriting his last name and ugly curly hair, he had to name me his whole name, and because of my mom's noncreativity/traditioniality i got stuck with her maiden name as my middle name: oliva... but i'm not bitter. lets see my mom got divorced from my dad cause he was dealing drugs out of our house while we all lived in it (true story) and the my mom maried a jewish computer technition with fake hair (also true...that's why kids, you dont have unprotected sex while in highschool, you end up having accidents like me, but really, i'm not bitter) lets see, my mom and dad (stepdad for all of you who need spacifics, from here on in whenever i say dad that's randy, my stepdad) had a son named steven when i was 6, but before then we moved to south san francisco into a condaminioun, there are some pretty bad memories from that place, like not having a 7th birthday party cause i lied and said i didn't go to the drug store with my friends when my parants knew i did, and the time i walked in on my parants making babies... that's probably the single most traumatising momet in my life... lets never mention it again, but it was a fun place to live i had a bestfriend in todd the kid who lived in the condo above us, his little sister offerd her body to me once, luckily i wasn't into girls then... that woulda been somethin huh? lemmi think, after my lovelytime in south city we moved to modesto because my the bank my dad worked for allofa sudden moved to arizona or something, so he got a job at gould medical and we all moved to stink town. we moved into a real house a year later where my sister alison was born (no i didn't see the act of her conception, thank god) in 3rd grade i met bj who's been my best friend since, we moved into a bigger house around 6th grade where i would finish my school life in modesto, good times. after high school i moved to downey to live with my unlce aunt their two kids and my grandma, i hated it there, my aunt is not good people. i moved out into an apartment in corona with albert and brooke, two of my cowworkers at disneyland, that turned to shit so i moved into my parant's new house in crlsbad, which is sucxkin a little too, and i don't really like it here except i can be with my brother and sister all the time now. now i'll just talk about me: i like stuff; tv: the simpsons, friends, will and grace, saturday night live (tina fay i love you!), x-men evolution, doug, the powerpuff girls, um, i am in love with Gilmore Girls, and i'm liking degrasse junior high ("you've got a thing for canadian mellow-drama")oh yeah, god bless mtv 2 music: weezer, my favoritest band ever SKA ie: reel big fish, save ferris (i love mo too... it's posible for me to love more than one peron at a time), dancehall crashers, the forces of evil, the chinkees, the slaves, the aquabats, jeffrie's fanclub, the hippos, edna's goldfish, musard plug, the scholars, codename: rocky, less than jake, suburban legends, buck-o-nine, and of course madness and the specials... duh certain punk: goldfinger, zebrahead (not really punk, but what are you gonna do?)river fenix (fenix tx), new found glory, homegrown, green day, some rancid, up syndrome, millencolin, NOFX, bad religion, the (international) noise conspiracy, the hives, flogging molly, and yeah, blink-182 (bastards) alternarock: eels, the smashing punkins, poe, sublime, third eye blind, ben folds five, rage, cake, squirl nut zippers, beastie boys, the dandy warhols, jane's addiction, red hot chilli pepers, hole, garbage, lucious jackson, i'm coming back to no doubt even though they're bitches and not ska and i hate gwen ...their new stuff just HAD to be that good, veruca salt, and so many more i can't think of cause i'm a tard. emo?: the ataris, jimmy eat world, saves the day, the killingtons, the get up kids, finch, thursday movies: mallrats, clerks, dogma, chasing amy, 100 girls, halfbaked, lock stock and two smoking barrals, the crow, scream, the craft, hackers, raiders of the lost ark and last crusade (the middle one blows, screw shortround) evil dead 2, army of darkness, monty python and the holy grail, once again, i'm a tard and can't think anymore i also like super nintendo, specially nhl 95 and mariocart playstation rules too, sall about syphon filter and need for speed 3 playstatio2 that is grand theft auto 3 is the best game!!!! "sup wit da whack playstion sup?" oh yeah, i like quoting stuff... and i like penguins, and duckbilled plantipuses, and stuffed animals, and sleeping, and political sciance (i know, i'm a nerd), i like girls, and i like this one girl who's like the most perfect girl ever... i'd say who it was, but some people have big mouths and would go tell her and i wouldn't be able to have this hopeless romantic/ unrequited love thing going on, i like writing poems about her, i like the way her hair smells, i like the ways she laughs at my bad jokes, i like how she makes me feel inside, all cutesy and crap, i like who she makes me want to be, i like how beautiful she is and how totally rad she is and... this isn't about me anymore is it? DAMN she always does this to me, i try to write about other stuff and i always go back to writing about her, but i like that too. and now i must repeal that statement because i no longer feel that way about that girl the end.... oh, wait i unlike stuff too: tv: everything on MTV sucks, reality shows like survivor and anything else that got it's idea from a lame-assed mtv show sucks, martha stuart, soaps, trashy talk shows... actually ALL talk shows, and boring tv sucks too music: pop... pop=the devil. i'm not saying all pop, i like 80's pop, and madonna is the queen, i just dont like this manufactured all about image written by someone else butt-pop. i also do not like rap-mettal, limp bullshit can suck an ass, korn whines too much, papa roach also whine too much, linkin park can suck an ass, slipknot=bleh, and POD suck so hard. certain punk bands can suck an ass too, sum-41, and bands that think screaming is music. and i'm not fond of country either, oh... and how could i forget metalica? gawd those bastards piss me off. movies: any movie that is over hyped, anything with tom green, tim allen, or steave martin, not fond of eddie murphy's movies either i also unlike dumb people, people who think they're "the shit", people who use the term "the shit", ignorant people, mean people, bad people, did i say dumb people? well they get on twice, people who conform to whatever pop-culture tells them is "cool", the people who ruined mtv, people who start mosh pits, people who make fun of ska, people who can't take a joke, people who can't make a joke, people who have sticks shoved so far up their asses that it inhibit's their thoughts, bigots, people who hate people because of who they are, nazis, racists, sexists, klan members, conservatives, close minded people, wally george, people who do drugs, people who get drunk all the time, people who smoke, people who get mad at people who eat meat, people who dont let people be themselves, people who force their belifes on others, christians who think them selves the suppirior religion, midgets who "whore" themselves for the humor of socity, clowns, pedifiles, pedifile clowns, george w. bush... who is a pedifile clown, the people at yahoo for not making big enough pages for me to put stuff i dont like |
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