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Do YOU believe in TIME CUBES?  Have the idolaterous minions of SATAN duped you into thinking that these cubes would give you "magical" powers?

Well, we have news for you, friend.  You are going to...

Timecube.com wants you to suffer forever and ever!

"And God spake all these words, saying,
I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me."

 - KJV, Exodus 20:1-3

If CUBES are your god, then make no mistake about it - you are worshiping THE DEVIL!  And when you die you are going to suffer for eternity as your screams of agony echo off the underside of the clouds of heaven, making the rest of us who are SAVED laugh at your torment forever and ever while we watch you

THIS IS YOU:

Sound familiar?!?!?

Fornicating with CUBES is where AIDS comes from.  Did you know that?  You may have been told that your"cubic" perversions are nothing more than another lifestyle choice, but do you know what?  CUBES ARE AN ABOMINATION BEFORE THE LORD YOUR GOD!  It says so in the Bible!

Gene Ray and his evil minions may want you to believe that it's OK to "do" cubes in your own home where no one can see, but GOD IS ALWAYS WATCHING!!!  If you have cubes in your home, GET RID OF THEM!

THIS IS GENE RAY

"I am above all Gods"
- Gene Ray

See?  He is EVIL and he HATES you.  We love you and want you to be saved from his SATANIC CUBES.

Gene Ray has hordes of Satanic DEMONS working for him trying to make web pages that make "Time Cube" sound like something that's cool or hip to do.  But it's NOT cool or hip to is it?

If you or anybody you know is "into" cubes, here's what you MUST do to obtain salvation:

  1. Pray to Jesus Christ to take the cubes out of your soul
  2. Take all cubes out of your home and BURN them.  This includes anything shaped like a cube (some squares are suspect as well unless they have an image of Jesus)
  3. Send emails to the people running these websites demanding that they REPENT!
  4. Go in to their forums and lead the sinners away from their dens of EVIL!  Spread the word of GOD!

Hurry before it's too late.  No one knows the time of their own death, and at any moment you may find you lost your only chance when you

GOD HATES CUBES

CUBES ARE AN ABOMINATIO

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STOP GENE RAY!!!

STOP THE CUBIC SOCIETY!!!

STOP BRIAN JAMES!!!

STOP ALAIN PICUL!!!

STOP MEAN JAY!!!

Lord, I have been so stupid to turn to cubes when I should have trusted you first.  I beg you, please don't kill me and make me suffer unspeakable tortures for eternity.  I swear I will do anything you ask, say anything you want and give you anything you demand just don't make me burn for liking cubes.  I really love you.  Amen.


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