| Jumpin� Jack Flash and Campbell It was the day before the Millenium New Year, December 30 1999 so we figured we were going to get dead soon so we got slopped. Most of the usual suspects were about but in this case Callum, Early and RC cause the trouble Joemin, Cheryl and Ridd were there to the best memory. But Rodger in particular is important. We were at the Flying Scotsman�s drinking Millenium Buzz and it fucked up Campbell to the extreme. He gets rather saucy when he is slopped. There was an young fellow of east Indian decent singing east Indian songs in a Scottish bar and his east Indian singing was drowning out the guitar player. Campbell didn�t like this so he turned up the Conan O�Brien Show very loud so that the guitar man and East Indian singer were competing for noise. It was the old thing �In the year 2000!� in a cosmic tone. Early was going to drive around town with Cal and Rodger with the windows down looking for hot babes to yell at. But we parked on Mary Street near the pawn shop and wandered in front of the Beaver Comics Store where we cam across a cardboard box this cardboard box was too small to house homeless Theresa so we didn�t have to fight for it but instead Rodger pissed in it. Then we tried to sneak into the Roxx but it was 2:15 and was closing but Rodger was persistent. He smoothed talked the bouncer by saying �there are three guys here and lots of hot babes inside there let us in� Bouncer � no its closing time Rodger � c�mon At this time Rodger tries to force his way by and the bouncer and the bouncer blocks his path with a stiff arm. Then Rodger tries to move his arm out of the way and then gets pushed hard. He then has a fit demanding to roll up and know his name and report him to the five oh. The bouncer says his name is Jumpin Jack Flash and Campbell doesn�t like to be humoured but the other deviants dragged him away before Rodger rolled up. Then we walked back to the car on a cold night and Rodgers piss-in-the-box had frozed up and Cal slipped on it and his box on the box Rodger pissed in. Then Rodger sat on a jigsaw and didn�t realise it on the ride home. |