| The Innocence of our youth |
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| Although Callum was born 6 months after the 70's concluded, he was "not too stuck up" to go retro before his trip to Jamaica, at 4 years of age. |
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| At an early age in his life, Callum knew the way to a woman's heart was puppy dogs and ice cream. Here at age 8 with his puppy (a young Ruff Hughson), he had half the equation taken care of. |
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| The fake smile that got him far in life. |
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| As you can see, the stunning physique hasn't changed much over the years. |
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| Baseball dreams, and pretty- haired days. |
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| Roaming around the highlands in me wee suit |
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| A young cal, andy, earl, carly do what they do |
| Here a young Earl shows how money he is while creeping out an impressionable Callum |
| Earl wants us all to know that Battlecat was his favourite He-Man character, and with hair like that he commands attention. |
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| There's Earl and Derek, top row, 2nd from the right. |
| Grade 5. Earl top row middle, while Callum and Derek are top row, extreme right. |
| The Golden Boys. You can almost see the light shining down on them from heaven. That's Derek in the middle with his brother Mark in the front and Brian. |
| Here they are again, Mark, Brian, and Derek |
| Best Hair Ever. |
| Derek Sampson. So god damned pretty. |
| The tam never goes out of style. |