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| The Boys from the "four four": Derek, Glenn, and Cal |
| This is Derek. He is the strong silent type, and a mean dancer. |
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| If there is a prettier man than this, I don't want to know him. Glenn likes Britney Spears, Larry Bird, and squandering. |
| This is Callum. Although not the prettiest man, he makes up for it with his charm, wit, intelligence, and gentlemanly manner. An avid Glass Tiger fan, he likes girls who are pretty and nice. |
| The Welland Avenue Weirdos: Rodger, Matt, and Mike |
| Rodger likes everything but is not all about one thing in particular. A proud member of the Campbell Clan |
| This is Matt, but you can call him "Matthias". He likes Japanese wrestling A LOT. He once told Rick Crothers that his first born son's middle name would in fact be Rick Crothers . This is called "middle name respect", one of the many money terms coined by this pretty weirdo. |
| This is Mike, AKA "Dolbs". He likes to drink beer and watch football and ask when the last time you got laid was. |
| The rest of the boys: Sid, Earl, P.K. |
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| This is money Sid, or $id for short. He is a drinking machine and is Matthias' tag team partner in deviant adventures. |
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| This is Earl. He has mastered the art of story telling and his contributions to the deviant stories section are greatly appreciated. Some say he looks like Harrison Ford, other Steve Martin. It doesn't matter though, when push comes to shove you can always count on his aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! He hopes to become a minister so he can baptise people. Like Dolbs. |
| This is P.K. Peter Krauss as he will be known to you, used to live at Rodger, Matt, and Mikes until Dolbs speared him into a wall and/or choked him out. He enjoys smoking cigarettes, drinking in the morning until he pukes black stuff, not being creepy as well as looking pretty. |
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