| PK Runs Naked, Runs Free in a East Coast State of Mind There comes a time when everyone must leave the nest, but when and to where they go is where the paths differ. In Early�s case he falls far from the tree and when he fell in love with the salt breeze all knew he could never love another of Mother Nature�s many charms. All the boys tend to be throwbacks and out do each other in how �old school� they can be. Early on the coast in a Nova Scotia state of mind the distance at times is difficult when missing out on pillow fights and gangster pool parties but when a welcomed guest makes a special trip to visit all hell is to be raised and the souls of some people encountered by this odd pair have been polluted. The characters in this tale are not known to all but like with everything else PK and Early end up being money. Lonely but money, PK made the pilgrimage to the Skosh and was in a Nova Scotia state of mind when he arrived at Early�s door about 8 o�clock on the Saturday of the Thanksgiving holiday. Like the good ole boys they are they hit the beer store and purchased a couple of cases of Alpine for night time and a case of Moosehead Light for Dirty Young Krauss to drink in the morning. Not having slept in over 30 hours, PK was in little need of assistance in his quest for intoxication. After few beers at the house and a few more at the bar where Early�s female roommate has her racket - questionable antics are assured to ensue. Upon arrival back at the one-oh-nine Early, PK and roommate (we�ll call her HBR) are greeted with another roommate and his harem of two girls no one knows. HBR and Early sit down and watch the television set as it is now about 2am and the day typically winds down at this time. However, PK has a plan. He is smoothing it over with one of the girls no one knows. He does come down and question whether Early or HBR have any disease preventatives that do not come in needle or pill form. He returns upstairs but returns again for a smoke on the porch. HBR and Early don�t really believe anything is up. PK then asks where he is sleeping. The following dialogue PK � where do I sleep? HBR � right here the couch pulls out (Early and HBR make bed) PK � thanks, I�m tired AND drunk (crawls into bed) Early � Hey girl no one knows where are you sleeping? GNK� at home Early � why don�t you crawl into bed with PK GNK � OK (hops in with PK) Early looks at HBR and they give each other a funny look. PK then pulls the covers over both their heads and starts whistling, Early and HBR then go upstairs to enjoy some good conversation and company; the time of day is now about 4am. In the attic room they had to play music as PK�s incessant whistling could be heard from the ground floor. HBR and Early gave PK 2 hours to finishing doing what he does at which time they went down to get ready for bed. At this time Early hears HBR gasp and in a state of shock say �Oh my God�. Through the kitchen door an odd silhouette can me made through the darkness. Early knowing instinctively the stature of his comrade but was unfamiliar with the state of undress he was in. Young Peter Krauss, sleep walking into the kitchen with only a white tee shirt and white sport socks on realises he is not alone in the kitchen. Without looking at either Early or HBR he does two laps around the table pulling his shirt over his frontal shame when he faces HBR and over his bare ass when not facing HBR. Early is in the corner giggling like a school girl, HBR soon joins him as her initial state of shock is replaced with the comical vision of a semi-nude Krauss. This semi-nude vision of Krauss is not only shared by Early and HBR but Matthias and RC have also experienced such sin and $id when he walked in on Krauss shaving his balls with a jackknife. When HBR and Early compose themselves PK is not to be found. Until she quips, �I think he is in your room�. Upon opening his bedroom door Early and HBR see PK in his full glory, both thoroughly disgusted Early throws a towel over PK�s shame and wakes him from his coma. The follow conversation Early � get off my bed PK � no Early � what the hell is the matter with you? PK � go away Early � go and sleep with the girl no one knows PK � you HBR (all serious like only girls do) � PK what happened PK � I don�t want to talk about it HBR � how do you think she feels? PK � I don�t care HBR � what happened? PK � she tried to put something up my ass At this point HBR is right turned off and goes to bed surrendering the situation to Early. Early � why are you doing this, it isn�t funny PK � I don�t think it�s funny either Early � What�s that? PK � that you and HBR took my pants Early retrieves PK�s pants from his love lair. But PK is unable to dress himself and Early is not going to help. Early, now having tried reason and even intervention resorts to violence and takes off his belt and whips PK�s bare ass like he has a horse outside until he leaves. PK then wanders through the corridors of the century home, lost more that usual until he settles down for a deep sleep. Upon awaking, PK is unaware of his escapades in the department of lust the night before. He notices that he has pants on but no underwear, coupled with a foul taste in his mouth. Two local brothers that we can call the Farrell boys stop in for a visit and join PK on the porch for a smoke. Before any formal introduction he says to the two strangers, �I just fucked a fat chick�, whether he did or not is still a matter of great debate. A connection between those boys and PK will be everlasting. The first impression is lasting as they barely recognised him when dressed and cleaned like the gentleman PK truly is. |