| Port Dalhousie and PK and ACDC The 2000 Civic weekend was spectacular. It was a beautiful night with beautiful babies. During the summer days throughout the Niagara Region all flock to Port Dalhousie for the Port Mansion and Lakeside is a special place. The marina with the sailboats the warm summer wind off of Lake Ontario and the nickel carousel immortalized in Rush�s Lakeside Park. Most of the Cardiff Giant agents went forth $id, Matthias, Early, Rodger, the CSG�s and the most important in this case � Dirty Young Peter Krauss. If the reader has read the bio on PK they will know that he like to drink, smoke and be creepy. He did all this very well this night while remaining money. In the Ranger we went. The special thing about the Lakeside Bar is the patio, it is larger than the floor space and has three levels of fun and the view is outstanding. Most of us are feeling very well upon arrival. There is an attraction that night and Iron Mike Benson the local radio jockey from FM 97.7 was giving away free stuff. Matthias and $id have had subsequent run-ins with Iron Mike but PK�s is worth the time to write this out. The prize he was giving away were ACDC tickets at the Air Canada Centre. The tickets were absolutely money floor section AA right in front of the band. PK had been removed from the pack, disappeared and when the little guy reappeared he was on stage with Iron Mike in only a pair of boxers and a dog collar. He and a broad named Laura who ended up being $id�s girlfriend later on had teamed up to win the tickets. There were three other teams on stage and all of the male �dogs� were clothed, PK was either taken advantage of or by his own free will decided to take off his street clothes. Iron Mike�s contest was simple the first dog to eat 5 milk bone dog treat won the tickets. Of course PK won. Matthias, Early, $id and Campbell were very vocal in their support for their semi-nude friend. Laura had jammed the biscuits down Young Krauss� throat that he had gagged and we were sure to be disappointed if he blew all over the stage. He did not disappoint and all in the Lakeside were impressed. We then marched PK around like a conquering hero that he was, much to the pleasure of many young women at the bar. PK being in a state of inebriation that he could only reply in the Ralph Wiggumesque �My breath smells like dog food�. PK then went to the washroom and threw his beer down the stairs only to be thrown out of the bar. All will remember PK standing by the rock fence cursing at the bouncers when we finally realised where he was. Campbell being on the ball drove the Ranger back down to the 105A and right outside the beer store $id tried to change seats from the back of the truck through the window and into the cab. Being successful he wanted to return to the back. Midway into his return trip Rodger thought it might be funny to swerve the Ranger so that $id might get dead. $id didn�t get dead to the disappointment of Rodger but PK did hit his head on the side of the truck and was knocked senseless. Then he got up the next morning and drank a six back of Steeler and was sick and then passed out and then woke up again and drank a bottle of wine and was sick and then passed out and then woke up and tried to drive home but couldn�t so he made Matthias drive and they almost all got dead. Krauss ended up not going to ACDC but instead went to Moncton to get a j-o-b. He is a little but money and a little bit sorry. |