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Berry - "What made your dad rape your monkey behind! You need to stop acting so stupid. Drugs are bad. My cousin Smokey The Bear said alchohol was the number one cause of forrest fires. Or was the number one cause camp fire? Oh well maybe if you didn't drink half of the time you wouldn't sound so freakin' stupid!" Berry slaps the bannana out of Moron's mouth.
Moron - "Dude . . . your cousin is a pot head. Hint hint; Smokey The Bear! I bet there's no real such thing as forrest fires. He probally sees stuff the way he smokes."
Berry - "I rather have a cousin who Smokes than be a monkey who gets it from behind on the regular!"
Moron - "Oh yeah? I rather be a monkey who has some kind of sex than be a bear who sits around using honey for mischievous reasons."
Berry - "I don't use honey for the same reason you use lotion!"
Moron - "Back on drugs! They kick ass and there's nothing more to say!"
Berry - "One word 'Drug Abuse Resistance Education'. Do you really think someone's going to listen to a monkey who's favorite thing at the Playboy Mansion is Hugh Hefner?
Moron - "Well that's about all the time we have left. We'll finish this discussion next week. Joining us in the discussion next time Deucez. We'll here what he has to say about drugs. Also Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown will drop by to let us know about drugs even more. Be safe and get the facts according to Berry 'n' Moron!"