I love Marjuana!
Always remember ONE main thing...stay CALM! You have just finished smoking some fiya king bud out of an 18 inch bong. You are high as fuck. You are driving. You have 2 ounces of weed stashed in the glove compartment. Now you see a cop, no fuck that, TWO COPS flashing their lights at you. You have a few options:
1. Your first option is to skirt your stoner ass off while your spinnaz keep on spinnin, if you can even actually afford those bitches. I heard pounds and pounds of weed these days cost much more than spinnaz.
2. You can do the smart thing and pull over. Only make sure that other than having weed in the glove compartment, you also have a loaded AK-47. Cock that bitch back and pull some Scarface bullshit. Make us some bacon outta them pigs!!
3. Roll over their bitch ass feet.
4. Tell them you have nothing on you. Tell them you are not high, you have a reason why your eyes are more red than Nicole Simpson's carcass; it's cold outside, your girlfriend tried to murder you (good for putting the bad attention on her instead of you), or say your eyes are always like that, you resemble an evil spirit.
7. Your best idea is to remember ONE thing:
FUCK THA POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!
