I love Marjuana!
General Infomacion
1. Weed is illegal only because its a plant. It's like a plant you find in a flower shop except it's just weed. It's only illegal because it's better than alcohol and cigarettes and it would put them out of business.
2. Jesus Christ smoked weed back in the day. How do you think he levitated? He was "HIGH."
3. Weed is just a super cool thing to smoke even if it does kill your brain cells
4. Weed has only killed 6 people since its use like started over a billion years ago. I heard the dinosaurs used to smoke this shit and eat it. THat's how I know it's about a billion years old.
5. Weed used to be tested on monkeys. Evil scientists would trap the chimps in a cage and pin them down to the ground and blow shotguns in their noses. Shot guns are where you cup your hands and smoke weed into someone else's lungs. This would get the chimps high and they would act like fools.
5. Marjuana weed is the leading cause of the mad cow disease. I heard this on Dennis Miller.
6. Marjuana makes people smart.
7. I know someone named Carlos who smokes weed everyday. Everyone likes him and he is cool. So marjuana cigarettes make you cool and popular.