I love Marjuana!
Philosophy: The Beginning of the Universe!
I think I have finally figured out how the Universe began. I know you all are going to say about shit how scientists and religion say that and that and that and even that, but here is what I say: Fuck THAT! One day I was really blowed, and I don't mean stoned blowed, I'm talkin' bout the fffuuuuuccckkkeeeeddd up kind of blowed! It was crazy! Ahaha. Anyway, I was meditating and shit, just like the Buddha's! Aha! Yeah so I figured it out; it's not about the Lord Jesus Christ or even Santa Claus/Saint Nick/Chris Kringle. It's all about that BIG BANG! Yeah that's right, you heard me. I heard this shit is actually hidden within the vaults of some secret files stashed away by The Pope at The Vatican as a matter of fact, so this is actually all true.
I believe that one day Chino XL and Goddess Carmen Electra were just chillin' in infinity, nothing but a big blank space. Maybe they were puffin' on a few joints, maybe blunts, who knows, ahahaha just kidding! Backl to the story...so these two were chillin/smoking, and the started fucking. This is the Big Bang's TRUE origins! When they were done it produced the Earth! The dinosaurs were the first peoples to roam the land! When they would piss or throwup or whatever, this is how marijuana was first created, but that's a complete different story.
Anyway, that's the answer to millions of years worth of questions and debates. Fuck you!