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Story 3: Munchies, I Need Some Fuckin' Food!
Once Upon a Time,
One day I smoked almost a pound all by myself and I had the munchies really really very badly. I wanted some fucking food bad! But my pantry was all empty because I ate all the food in it from the night before because I had the munchies all bad that night too! So I decided to walk to the food store. The food store is right down the street. I was high as a kite so it felt like I was walking for hours and hours, like 12 hours!!!!! It was crazy! So I finally get to this bitch ass food store and the bitch ass manager is closing it down like right when I get thewre! So i'M like "hey look at my eyes bitch don't close this place down I'm high and I got the mkunchies and I need some food!" And she is like "sorry we is closed." So I like flip out and punch this bitch in the face! It was cool! I did some moves I learned from Jackie Chan and I kicked her ass and stole her keys! Then I open the food place and I take some Tostitoes and Raisins! The Raisins were good but then the police showed up so I punched all of them in the face too!
Then I ran home and smoked more food and ate my Raisins.