I love Marjuana!
Story 2: Pig Hunt
Once Upon a Time,
One day me and my friend Ronald wanted to go kill cops because they kept killing all of our marjuana weed plants. So one day I got my shotgun (a real gun, not the marjuana weed smoking term) and Ronald got his pistol. We found some cops. We killed all of them! It was so cool! Then we walked to the police station and opened the door and walked inside and shot like 7 of the fuckers! It was so cool! I watched all the blood poor out of their little cop heads and it was awesome! It was everywhere all over the walls and everything! I was like "this is for fuckin up my crops!" and I just started shooting at walls and shit! After that I blew the whole fucking place up to smithereens!!!
Here is what a dead cop looks like after I get done with them: 
Yeah, it was cool and shit.